Free humour Kindle books for 28 Apr 13

Scary Story

by Kandi Kane

Thank God It’s Friday!

Amy has everything a girl could want; rich parents, a handsome and rich boyfriend and is a straight A student at Rushmore high.

Her boyfriend approaches her with an offer that she is reluctant take; a camping trip with friends with no necessities – a no-no for girly Amy – but she can’t resist his sexy dimples.

Lured by promises of hot and heavy fun, Amy agrees to go on the trip.

When things start to go wrong on the trail, Amy is left empty handed and wondering if she’ll ever make it back…alive!



Thirty Homes in Thirty Years

by Addy Stevens

Addy Stevens takes us on the autobiographical journey of a young divorcee’s relentless determination to escape her past and create a life she feels she and her two children deserve… as she recounts the thirty homes she creates over thirty years… and all the joy, heartbreak, challenges and successes along the way. The twist is ….the humor that comes through it all.



In Bed With Cows (Hilarious tales from a travelling stockman)

by Andy Frazier

“Another near-orgasm experience happened when I saw Cindy from 200 pacesâ?¦..The year was 1993 – I know that because I have a picture of Cindy on the wall in my study – naked!”

ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY TO READ THIS FILTH?

At the tender age of 15, Andy Frazier was inadvertently immersed into a whole world that he – or few others on this planet – knew anything about.
That world contained cows – many of them going on holiday.
From then on, his was a world of alcohol, sex and travel along with an entire catalogue of shenanigans that kept him on the move for 25 years, visiting, exhibiting and generally participating in cattle events throughout the world.
Whether you are a complete novice to all things bovine or a leading expert in cattle behaviour, this book with entertain you, insult you and generally have you in hysterical laughter from start to finish, as Andy recalls tale after tale of his exploits – each and every one of them true.
If you were ever involved in that business, you may even get a mention – especially if you were that bloke Andy once shared a room with in 1984.

“â?¦they can’t stop us laughing. It’s all we’ve got leftâ?¦”
Bernard Manning.

“It made me laugh from start to finishâ?¦except for a few minor insults to the Royal familyâ?¦”
A Welshman
“PS, cant wait for the sequel, about sheep.”

‘An excellent memoir for all cattle showing enthusiasts,”
Angus from Aberdeen



LIVE YOUR DREAMS The World’s shortest self-help book!

by David Arrayet

Humour



Beginner House Design: Minecraft House Ideas Series

by Solano Apps

Ready to build an amazing Beginner home in Minecraft? Want ideas for the most impressive beginner homes with step-by-step instructions?

This is the home building and design eBook for all Minecraft beginners.

Some of our other Minecraft home design eBooks include:

Houses
– Fancy
– Treehouse
– Beginner
– Houseboat
– Cottage
– Brick House
– and many more!

Unique Creations
– Bomb Shelter
– Underwater observation deck
– Watch Tower
– and many more!

Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Mojang AB in any way. Minecraft is copyright Mojang AB.

Enjoy!



Best Kindle Paid and Free Games

by Ken A Douglas

What Is So Attractive About These Cool Games?

Isn’t it amazing to know that your Amazon Kindle Fire isn’t just a book-reader, which only runs games like Sudoku and Scrabble? The best thing about this incredible and affordable smart device is that it runs a lot of games which are compatible with Android. These include both free and paid games. So if you are a gaming enthusiast, you don’t need to invest in any other gaming machine because this kick-ass gaming device is all you need to play your favorite games.
So where do you find the best free and paid games for your Kindle Fire?
Right here! This book includes a list of top paid and free gaming applications for your Amazon Kindle Fire. So look no further and read through the best gaming options available for you.
Enjoy!



If you want to friend me, meet me @ starbucks (Grandpa’s Guide)

by Tic Rawghers

Grandpa Tic Rawghers’ Guide to the Non-Technical Life reveals the hold technology has on us, and gives suggestions on how we might break free. In this tongue-in-cheek diatribe, Tic rails against social media, smartphones and other gadgets as his kids and grandkids teach him how growing up today is different than yesterday. He shows them how sometimes this gets you into trouble, and why, sometimes, the old-fashioned way is still best.



My Unofficial (2nd to Last) Will & Testament

by Robert Beiderman

It’s never too early to pay a man his final respects. This unofficial “legal” document will leave you in stitches while you learn how to properly dispose of the author’s corpse, sit Shiva, and even build a proper shrine. (In return, you may be lucky enough to receive one of his earthly possessions.) A funny, original, and slightly ghoulish treat… reading this book is sure to be the time of your (after)life!

Makes a perfect gift for deathbed confessions, mortician secret santas, nursing home housewarmings, and bat mitzvahs.



My weird and Wonderful world

by Richard Laverick

A humerous biographical account of an ordinary person, weaving in and out history of this extrodinary funny author.
The book will take you through the past 40 years, introducing you to his friends, family and the funny events this author has lived through.



Real Life Poems

by Poh M. Ridah

Real Life poems is a funny collection of forty-one poems written for modern life. From tablet trouble to texting, online dating to airport security, abusive coaching to bratty kids, work life to leisure activities, Real Life Poems has something hilarious for everyone.



Roasted Husband

by SunilBhawana

This is a comic Incident a family.



Treehouse Design for Minecraft: House Ideas Series

by Solano Apps

Ready to build an amazing Treehouse in Minecraft? Want ideas for the most impressive treehouse with step-by-step instructions?

From beginner to the most advanced Minecraft player, this is the home building and design eBook for you.

Some of our other Minecraft home design eBooks include:

Houses
– Fancy
– Treehouse
– Japanese
– Beginner
– Houseboat
– Cottage
– Brick House
– and many more!

Unique Creations
– Bomb Shelter
– Underwater observation deck
– Watch Tower
– and many more!

Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Mojang AB in any way. Minecraft is copyright Mojang AB.

Enjoy!



The Walking Dead Quiz Book

by Tony Newton

The Walking Dead
Quiz Book
140 Questions and Answers on the hit US TV show.

How well do you know Your walkers from your heroes?

This quiz book covers episodes, cast, locations, characters, and much more!

Will you survive the Walking Dead Quiz Book?

Will you be zombie bait or a true hero?

Test your knowledge with these 140 questions if you dare!

Remember, don’t open, dead inside.



Watch Towers for Minecraft: Unique Watch Tower Ideas & Designs

by Solano Apps

Ready to build an amazing Watch Tower in Minecraft? Want ideas for the most impressive watch towers with step-by-step instructions?

From beginner to the most advanced Minecraft player, this is the watch tower building and design eBook for you.

Some of our other Minecraft home design eBooks include:

Houses
– Fancy
– Treehouse
– Japanese
– Beginner
– Houseboat
– Cottage
– Brick House
– and many more!

Unique Creations
– Bomb Shelter
– Underwater observation deck
– Watch Tower
– and many more!

Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Mojang AB in any way. Minecraft is copyright Mojang AB.

Enjoy!



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