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The Ultimate Inferior Beings

by Mark Roman

When jixX is appointed spaceship captain for a dangerous space mission he doesn’t regard it as a promotion. More like a computer error, given he’s a landscape architect. The error theory gains in strength when he meets the crew: a carpenter, a gynaecologist and a scientist trying to prove the existence of God. To add to jixX’s woes, there’s a stowaway on board, one of his crew is a saboteur and the ship’s computer thinks it’s a comedian. And then they meet aliens. Not technologically advanced aliens – their civilization is based on the invention of the brick – but jixX has a bad feeling about them anyway. Among them are a religious bunch who believe in The Ultimate Inferior Beings – a species that are really, really bad at everything. According to an ancient prophecy this species will, perhaps inadvertently or absent-mindedly or through some tragic mishap, bring about the end of the Universe. One alien becomes convinced that the humans are these incompetent beings. He realizes he must be the Chosen One, and that it is his Duty to wipe them out before they can trigger total annihilation. So it comes down to jixX to save Humankind …

The Itty Bitty Book of Bad, Bitter Poetry

by C.R. Black

Have you had a soul-sucking office job? Do people and things annoy you easily? Have you ever had a desire to express your feelings in verse? Within these pages you will find bad poems and worse illustrations about those very things that bother, annoy, alarm, disturb and irritate. If they make you laugh, then the author’s suffering in one hellish office job after another will not have been in vain.

A Collection of Gonzo: Short Stories With a Twist

by Jesse Hensley

A Collection of Gonzo

A first time, 25 year old writer’s attempt to explain the world between the lines, slicing effortlessly between side-splitting brutal-honest comedy, to every day observations that aren’t so “P.C.” by a rogue writer who takes one of several personas to essentially lift the veil over the clouded mystery that is the Nation’s most current epidemic: What the Hell are Your Kids THINKING???

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