Free humour Kindle books for 09 Dec 13

Minecraft: 30 Amazing Minecraft Maps You Don´t Want to Miss

by Minecraft Books

From #1 Best-Selling Author Minecraft Books (Jason Scott)

As popular as it is, Minecraft doesn’t have much of a story. It’s up to the player to find entertainment between the blocks, but eventually it can start to feel tiresome.

Through third-party map downloads, it’s possible to play through additional storylines and find some fantastic survival and exploration maps.

Much like other PC games can be completely transformed by mods, the Minecraft experience can often be radically improved just by downloading some adventure and survival maps.


Minecraft: 30 Epic Minecraft Biomes

by Minecraft Books

From #1 Best-Selling Author Minecraft Books (Jason Scott)

Everyone knows the standard biomes in Minecraft. You’ve got your forest, your plains, your desert and your jungle.

These are well established and have been around since the game was created, more or less.

If you want to be ahead of the game, you need to look to the future.

Mojang is adding a whole new world to Minecraft, bringing dozens of new biomes and biome variants to your worlds.

Read all about them here before the update hits and you’ll be well prepared to take advantage of them going forward.


Minecraft: Top 30 Coolest Minecraft Tricks You Probably Didn’t Think Of

by Minecraft Books

From #1 Best-Selling Author Minecraft Books (Jason Scott)

These Minecraft tricks are some of the advanced gaming techniques that can take your game to the next level.

The tricks in this eBook consist of different building tips, forms, and modes of the most after-sort knowledge of Minecraft.

The tricks can be used by people who want to be destructive in the game.

Playing these games increases your creativity and makes you more productive.

It is a game that you will not want to miss playing.

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Christmas Mall Follies

by Pat Hester

Long Lines! Huge Crowds! Bad Service! They can all be yours. In a desperate search for “The Christmas Spirit”, Patrick agrees to spend the day doing one of his least favorite activities: shopping at the local mall. There, he will attempt to find the best that this holiday season has to offer including peace, love, and good cheer. Unfortunately, he must first endure a bizarre series of incidents involving walruses, fish sticks, and music made in the 80’s. Is he strong enough to survive this challenge? Will he find what he is looking for? And more importantly, will he ever find his car?

Minecraft: 50 Sneaky Tips and Tricks

by Minecraft Addict

If you have recently started playing Minecraft Pocket Edition and are looking for some help to make sure you make a strong start then this eBook is what you need. The purpose of this eBook is to provide the gamers with an even more enthusiastic experience than they usually have.

With this guide you can achieve the following advantages in the game:

1. Get to know some of the best tips and tricks.

2. Figure out some of the most rewarding cheats and hacks that will make your life easier.

3. Help yourself attain the highest scores through brilliant strategies.

4. Enjoy a more entertaining gaming experience.

5. Become a master of Minecraft Pocket Edition.


Minecraft: 30 Secret Minecraft Tricks Your Friends Won’t Know

by Minecraft Books

From #1 Best-Selling Author Minecraft Books (Jason Scott)

Do you want to know of a couple of little helpful secrets about Minecraft that will help you on your daily adventures?

This eBook talks about thirty useful and reliable things that you can do within your daily Minecraft experience that will save you time, energy, and resources.

Ranging from topics such as how to find certain minerals in certain places to fighting enemies to getting the most out of your resources, this eBook is a very nice way to improve what you have been doing in Minecraft and teach you how to stop wasting time and resources.

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by Andrew S. Hinkinson

This barking mad, adults-only story is set in Manchester. The year is 1992.
Peter and his friends Derek, Kate, Sophia and Fatima are putting on a play for the course they’re doing. Only, the playwright thinks it’s quite probably the worst student play ever.
Peter is working with a chain-smoking gothic diva, a perpetual stoner, a director who likes Elaine Paige and a nymphomaniac, polyamorous self-harmer.
What could possibly go wrong?

Three Frame Adventures

by Neil Stewart

A book of very bad jokes in cartoon form.

If you like puns you’ll enjoy these. Containing 50 of the most contrived puns you’re likely to see this week, all colour with easy to follow dialogue and pointless plot twists thrown in for free.

All good clean fun. A large-ish filesize on account of the coloured images.

The Ultimate Cure for Gambling Addiction; How To Conquer Gambling Addiction and Problem Gambling Forever

by David Brown

The Ultimate Cure for Gambling Addiction; How To Conquer Gambling Addiction and Problem Gambling

You’re about to discover a secret that reveals to you how to conquer your gambling addiction and problem gambling forever. Gambling is very popular, from way back when, and more so today. It is a scam itself. In fact the oldest form known. Not only a scam, but very deceptive. Statistics show that about six percent of adults that are involved in gambling are severely addicted to such a “past time” as they call it. People who are hooked on gambling have the urge to bet on almost anything. From horses, cards, and the casino. The number doesn’t end there, It continues to expand.

The hidden truth is, if you are suffering from gambling addiction or problem gambling and haven’t been able to change, it’s because you are lacking an effective strategy and haven’t yet accepted your gambling addiction. This book goes into a step-by-step strategy that will help you free yourself from gambling addiction and help you to be able to take control of your life.This is not just and other Gambling Addiction Book you have read Before.

Watch As I Reveal To You Straight to the Point…

– Things to Know about Gambling Addiction

– Question to Ask yourself to Detect if You are an Addict

– How To Detect if you are a Compulsive Gambler

– Proven Steps on How to Deal with a Gambling Addiction

– Discover The Secrets to Avoiding Addictive Gambling

– How to Get Rid Of Your Gambling Addiction

– 7 Smart Tips on How to Gamble Responsibly

Take action right away to conquer your gambling addiction and problem gambling today by downloading this book, “The Ultimate Cure for Gambling Addiction”, for a limited time

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Christmas Froggenwroggens

by R.E. Skibiski

Believe it or not, a Froggenwroggen is a sonnet, and like a Shakespearean sonnet, it has fourteen lines made up of three quatrains and a couplet. But unlike the Shakespearean sonnet, the Froggenwroggen has only one syllable per line. That means that the poem will be only, that’s right, fourteen measly syllables long. But can a poet say anything coherent, let alone anything worthwhile, in such a poem? Of course! In CHRISTMAS FROGGENWROGGENS, you’ll find 25 Christmas Froggenwroggens, and you’ll also find that each one is like an ornament on a tree. Some you’ll just glance at, but others may hold your attention for, well, at least a minute or so.

Murder at Shady Oaks Senior Estates: The One Direction Massacre

by David McMullen-Sullivan

The Eastley sisters are at it again. Having just gotten out of prison for murdering Justin Bieber, the One Direction boys come knocking on their door. Will they be driven mad again by pop music? Forced to kill the boys due to their English accents? Find out in this hilarious, second installment of the Shady Oaks Murders series.

Big Book of Doge

by Doge

Wow. Such book. So reading. Very doge.

Since you are reading this, you must be such a true fan of doge. This is the best book of doge that you will find anywhere.

There are many pictures of doge, so get ready to be doged. You will say “Wow,” and you will be such a true doge. Such luck to you, fine sir/madam. Enter the doge!

Such features in this book…

– Such funny pictures of doge

– So cute

– Very laughing time

– Wow.












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Movie Favourites Quiz Book (Interactive Quiz Books)

by Trevor Mulligan

This e-book contains 30 interactive multiple-choice questions on big screen trivia, inclusive of right and wrong answers and some interesting facts.

How many answers can you get right first time?

Instructions on how to use your Kindle for this e-book are given and it is advisable to read them before you proceed.

Race-weeks Condo (Ursula)

by John Warren Self

Ursula Gilmore had plans for the near future. First, she would stay where she was while she set her life in motion in Daytona Beach. She planned to find a professional job at a bank. She was not qualified for that.

However, her plan covered that. First, she had a suitable apartment and money thanks to a trust fund. Her plan also included using her fake credentials. That included a master’s degree, and claiming she was twenty-five years old, when she was only twenty-one. She was able to do that thanks to her computer hacking skills.

She expected to have her plan in motion prior to the main seasonal events. She did not want to still be there while her parents were in town during NASCAR’s Daytona Race-weeks and Bike-week.

Frank Stead noticed that Ursula when he first arrived Daytona beach. He saw that she got money from somewhere once he saw her elite condo building. No one ever questioned her about it, when you are who you say you are in Florida as long as you are spending money.

She spent trust money from her late grandfather, and what she stole from scams. Thus, her story about her life went unquestioned. She had plenty of dealing cash and the money she took from her drug dealing partners, including her brother, Alex, when she moved into an apartment not far from the beach.

This Frank Stead was a young man unlike most of them in Florida. He was surely like others. He was also using a dead man’s name, Frank Stead. He flashed money all over town. As the saying goes, there, â??You are who you say you are if you have your own money.’ He knew that and that they do not pay much attention to whose money you are spending until you run out of it. Then the police run you out of town.

This man was big and strong and possessed a card that identified him as someone else. He stole it to hide his real identity. He previously lived that secret life in Georgia. He expected he could be caught for some robberies he committed in Georgia and for murdering the real Frank Stead. He previously lived that secret life there.

Wallace Swanson could often be found drinking a few beers while playing the poker machine game at a hotel bar. He did not want the bar drunks to bother him while he was there. So he paid everyone’s bar bill to keep them from doing that.

None of those people thought of Wally as anyone other than a great guy, surely not a crook or was he? Like some people, new to Florida, Stead was also a problem for Daytona Beach. Now Stead and Ursula were interacting with Wallace Swanson. The three of them were surviving Daytona Beach doing first class on their own terms.

Redneck Diplomacy: 10 Point Plan for World Peace & Sucksess (The Lawrence of Trailerparkia Collection)

by Lawrence of Trailerparkia

Dear Concerned Citizen/ Voter/ Man/ Woman or Raccoon,

Hot dang it! Since the publication of my first guide, Redneck Staycations, I’ve rocketed into super stardumb and got myself a cushy gig as USA Secretary of State!

Just like President Wilson from the good ole’ days, I have my own ten point plan for world peace to share with y’all. And just like in the trailer park, there are plenty of mind-numin’ problems to tackle and diplomatic septic tanks to clean all around the world.

So let’s get right to it, â??Merica.


Lawrence of Trailerparkia

Yer friend and chief executive of foreigner policy

P.S. I know I can’t spell too good, but I sure do know how to think right.

World Sports Quiz Book (Interactive Quiz Books)

by Trevor Mulligan

This e-book contains 30 interactive multiple-choice questions on World Sports trivia, inclusive of right and wrong answers and some interesting facts.

How many answers can you get right first time?

Instructions on how to use your Kindle for this e-book are given and it is advisable to read them before you proceed.

It really sucks when…

by Rick Roll

This adult coloring book is dedicated to situations that REALLY suck.

It Really Sucks When… is a coloring book for grown-ups with a sick sense of humor.

Break out your crayon box and get started!

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