Free humour Kindle books for 22 Dec 13

Minecraft: Awesome cheats and tricks to beat your friends!

by Minecraft Books

50% off! Limited time only!

This book includes:

– Some fantastic tricks and cheats to gain an advantange over your friends and enemies

– Up to date, valuable information about the game’s mechanics

– Tons of commands and tips to get started

Get it now!



Night Watch

by Torrence Davis

A brain dump from the mind of an IT geek working the night shift.



Ordo Lupus II: The Devil’s Own Dice

by Lazlo Ferran

Trapped in time; trapped in a dungeon with no way out!
 
Blood is spilled again. His crippled wife is kidnapped by the Catholic assassin sect Concilium Putus Visum and he wakes up in an oubliette – an inescapable 13thCentury dungeon!
            
Even if he can escape, he will have to battle the legendary vampire Serpents – masters of the assassins. It’s a good thing that the supernatural run deep within his family.
 
Meet the seductive Herleva, witness the epic Battle of Bouvines and find out what dark secret lies waiting inside the mysterious Maze Tower.
 
This is the sequel to Ordo Lupus and the Temple Gate. Of the first book readers are saying:
 
“The action is non-stop, and the flow of the book kept my interest enough to make me continue reading well into the night.
 
“Exciting read. In the genre of The Da Vinci Code, this is a good read. It is well plotted, very well researched & I liked the characters. If you liked the Da Vinci Code, you will like this book.
 
“It is all too easy to have romance simply be an afterthought to add some sensuality to the mix, but he developed it into a relationship that was complex, unpredictable, and with its own challenges.



Weird Named Towns

by Thomas Green

Volume I , in a series of books of Weird Named Towns.



A Collection Of Over 150 OF The World’s Funniest Adult Jokes And Facts For Dad’s

by Walt Marston

Walt Marston brings his joke books online for the first time…
This book is a collection of over 150 of the worlds best jokes as voted for among multiple online sources.



The Kid

by Leonard Stegmann

He’s like some Biblical Bart Simpson, using his formidable powers to kill his little playmates and strike their parents blind. Just who is this little bastard? Humor/475 words)



Kindle Publishing Secrets – Kindle Game Books – Tap Into This Hot Game Category To Create Kindle Game Books (Kindle Publishing Tips)

by Rosa Suen

To be successful in Kindle Publishing, you need to be aware of what kind of books are selling in Kindle. The Kindle Game Books is a hot and fascinating category to tap into as you can expand any kind of topics in the Game Category to promote your business. In this eBook, I show you the KKB (Kindle Killer Book) formula to tap into creating Kindle Game Books that people are buying.

In this Kindle Publishing Secrets – Kindle Game Books, there are 2 sections. Section One shows you how to do the research and key into the categories and specific keywords. Section Two shows you how to create this kind of specific game books that are very successful and hot in the market. Many students have already been following this method for the last 2 years and are doing great. Don’t be left behind.

Table of Contents

Introduction

Section One: KKB (Kindle Killer Books) Formula To Find the Hot Niche!

Step 1: ABS: Start with Amazon Best Seller

Step 2: NF: Go to Non-Fiction

Step 3: Top 100

Step 4: U-Pick – Pick Your Interest Hot Niche.

Step 5: CAT – Look at the Categories of Each of these Books

Step 6: Top 100 Again!

Step 7: ONE – Zero in on ONE

Step 8: TITLE – Come to a decision on a Specific Game Title

Step 9: Prepare the Content for “Word Scramble” Game Book

Step 10: Create My Game Book

Step 11: Upload

Step 12: SERIES

Section Two

Part 1 – Quality Content of the Book

How to Do Table of Contents

Step 1: Instruction Page: How To Play The Games

Step 2: Score Sheet

Step 3: Page Showing the 3 Levels

Step 4: Level 1 Page

Step 5: Game

Step 6: End of Level 1

Step 7: Level 2

Step 8: Level 3

Step 9: Final Score Sheet

Part 2: Technical Part – Create the Words

Step 1: Using Power Points to Create the Words

Step 2: Use the PowerPoint Templates

Part 3: Technical Part – Making Interactive Hyperlinks!

Part 4: Quick Way To Write Your Content: Game Scramble

Part 5: Some other Game Online Resources



Minecraft Tips And Tricks – Best Secrets And Cheats For The Desktop Game And Pocket Edition App. Redstone Mods , Find Your House Ideas , Step By Step Monster Trap Building Guide , Crafting Table Trick

by Cheat Guides

This ebook presents the best tips and tricks for Minecraft. Learn how to build advanced monster traps, animal traps or automated farming machines. Get useful tips that allow you, for example, to breath under water or to navigate without a compass. Learn how to create in game computers to program your own sophisticated redstone machines.



The Night The Elves Get Off

by Rusleen Eliric

Enough with the jingle bells and red-nosed reindeer! It’s time the world really finds out what happens on Christmas Eve. Santa loses elf-control when he leaves the elves to their own devices. (And vices!) One can only imagine the busy days and hard work at Santa’s workshop. But for just one 24 hour period every year the elves are left all alone to ease their tensions, reveal their inner desires and unleash a side of them that will surprise and astonish. The Night The Elves Get Off is a humorous adult parody of the famous Christmas classic Twas the Night Before Christmas. This illustrated book follows the racy escapades of Humpy, Sunni, Trixie and Queenie, four little elves with BIG issues. After reading The Night the Elves Get Off, you will definitely have more than visions of sugar plums dancing in your head. You might be looking to light a cigarette, too! The surprise ending when Santa returns will surely keep people talking and saying out loud HO HO HO!



Stage Left

by JO DEAN

Second Novel of Jo Dean. Henrietta goes in search of a career and runs head long into disaster. Opening a blue door….leads her not to an audition but head first into the seemy side of London….As she seeks to find her director to carry her off to fame and fortune, she finds herself pursuing various career paths….A very funny, witty and humorours look at the various world of Arts or the Art of the world! From teaching to Acting, and almost making it…..A must for those who have ever dared to dream of fame! Laugh out loud as Henrietta runs into one obstacle after the other, followed by one man after the other and it all ends up with he finding……well you’ll have to read the book……!!



Zip Lock Bag: Containing 3.5 Very Short But True Stories About Life in Alabama.

by Will Bevis


ANNOUNCING the Third Annual – and possibly final – Will Bevis Christmas Giveaway – Beginning Saturday December 21st 2013 and lasting through Christmas Day – ALL 100 of Will Bevis’ Kindle Stories – including the new full length novel “Boogie: A Life With the Devil – are FREE for Kindle. Be sure to download “Boogie: A Life With The Devil and ALL others that you want during those five days – and read them at your leisure the coming year! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! (Note: For a list of ALL Will Bevis stories email [email protected])

About the Author:

Will Bevis is a prolific writer of short, sometimes very controversial “Slice of life” stories, articles, essays and memoirs that make you feel you are right there, experiencing the story as it it happens. His best known story is the Top One Hundred Free for Kindle story, “The Killing of Train-Man Brown.” He has written over one hundred short stories including, “Then Her Wig Fell Off,” “Let the Dog Drive,” “Blackbird,” “Supply and Demand,” “Daddy’s Playing Dead,” and many, many others. Many are also available as audio books.

About “Boogie: A Life With The Devil.”

This full length novel grew out of the Five Star short story, “Blackbird: A Young Boy Meets the Devil For the First Time.”

It follows the little boy from that first meeting with the devil, all the way through his life… until the surprise end.

Meet “Bill the Blackbird” and “Boogie McCain” and a host of other interesting characters…

As the devil never gives up in trying to get Boogie to sign away his soul… in return for fame and fortune…

and a few other things as well!

One reviewer called “Blackbird…” A must-read treasure, December 24, 2012

By Henrietta Lala “herbalwiz” (St. Martinville, LA) – See all my reviews

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This review is from: Blackbird: A Boy Meets The Devil For the First Time (Kindle Edition)

I’ve been reading about 70 years and Blackbird is one of those rare nuggets of pure gold in a whole mountain of clay . It plays out like the blues, full of riffs and bass and gravel that spin themselves into a mirror of soul not ashamed to get down and dirty and come up dragging us into a light we refused to open our eyes to before. Don’t let the stomp and shuffle and guffaws fool you into thinking it’s not about you, you ain’t gonna get off that easy. I was in Gadsden Alabama for about three months in 1958, and he’s not telling any lies. It was my first experience with deep southern segregationist views. A great morality tale told by a masterful and powerful writer about a very unique character.

For a complete list of over 100 Will Bevis stories,

contact [email protected]

About Zip Lock Bag:

This is the a collection of 3.5 Very Short But True Stories About Life in Alabama. Contains Only the “Best” Southern Ingredients.

The stories are:

Speed Check

Wattage

Two Men

and the longest…

How to Stalk the Mayberry Way.

For a complete list of over 100 Will Bevis stories,

contact [email protected]



Awesome Minecraft Traps to Defend Your Home

by Minecraft Books

BUY NOW! 50% ON SALE FOR A LIMITED TIME!

In this ebook, we have compiled 10 of the best traps in Minecraft.

Build them with our detailed step-by-step guides, trick your friends and have fun!

* Detailed Pictures And Tutorials

* Chosen By Top Minecrafters!

* Best User experience!

Check out more of our guides!



The Great Siege of Minecraft

by Minecraft Novels

From the Bestselling group comes the new amazing novel, The Great War!

Immerse yourself into the story with great characters, an incredible plot-line, and so many twists and turns that your head will be spinning.

Who could ever expect a young, inexperienced, silly underdog to ever become the deciding factor in a full-scale war? This novel follows the adventures of Charlie and his two closest friends, Marvin and Jack. Ride with them through the hills and trees, fire and smoke – follow their story, and become immersed in their lives.



Summers on Sailboats (Camelot)

by Colleen Ellison-Wareing

This is one in a series of stories that tell the laugh-out adventures of a nervous wife, spending summers on sailboats with her family. The St. Lawrence Islands National Park is the featured location.



The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

by Bratniss Everclean

Mockstrich season has begun. Welcome to “The Hunger But Mainly Death Games,” the hilarious Hunger Games parody, and the only book brave enough to suggest that Suzanne Collins’s epic trilogy was way more about death than food.

Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb’s garbage dump, to shortsightedly volunteer for a teenage death tournament. But she soon realizes there are fates worse than death…like weirdly having to date her fellow competitor, and lifelong stalker, Pita Malarkey. Okay, okay, it’s not worse than DEATH, but it’s still pretty annoying.

Still, with help from her agent Oofie Triptrip and her mentor, Hagridmitch, who’s pretty sure he can guide Bratniss to victory in the Tri-Wizard Cup, maybe Bratniss will somehow survive this book that she’s the narrator of. “The Hunger But Mainly Death Games” is the perfect book for anyone who’s going through Hunger Games withdrawal and ready for a wonderfully twisted take on their favorite story and characters. This book is also for the unfortunate teens who are trapped in a Hunger Games at this very moment and could really benefit from some levity. We’re here for you, assuming you brought your books into the arena.



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