Free erotica Kindle books for 23 Dec 13

DESIRE & PREJUDICE

by Jean-Louis McMillan

In an instant, Adam’s life has crumbled.

The trauma keeps him awake at night, the pressure squeezing against his lungs, his soul.

His life continues on a downward spiral until he’s entirely broken.

And he doesn’t know how he’ll ever be whole again.

Until he meets Jasmine.

He finds her while working as an official for the DGSEâ??France’s external intelligence agencyâ??in Beirut, Lebanon. Their hearts are jolted back to life at the sight of one another, but their erotic affair is a dangerous one.

Jasmine is a woman he cannot have and was never meant to be with.

Her beauty captivates him; her love overwhelms him.

Though Jasmine suffers from her own trauma and feels constricted within the confines of her societal role.

She too finds temporary healing and freedom in her wild but secret romance with Adam.

But for how long can they keep their dangerous love a secret?

Desire & Prejudice is a sexy love story with a spy thriller twist by one of the most exciting new authors of 2014. Through the story of Adam and Jasmine, first-time author Jean-Louis McMillan uses the classic tale to explore the modern art of lovemaking and the power of redemption.

Does love have the power to overcome prejudice?

Can it heal a wounded soul?

***Author’s Note: This is a contemporary love story with sexual content and strong language. Recommended reading age: 18+



Planet Mail

by Kate Pearce

As far as job hazards go, Douglass Fraser didn’t think crash-landing on an alien planet and spending her recuperation being erotically pleasured by three gorgeous men was in the United Planetary Parcel Service’s courier handbook. There certainly wasn’t a section on what to do when a very sexy king wants you to have his baby and save his world.Marcus Blood Axe isn’t only a descendant of ancient Viking space travelers, he’s also a ruler dealing with a shortage of fertile women and no heir. Surely the gods are on his side when Douglass drops out of the sky and into his bed, giving him a last chance to stop his people’s death spiral into extinction.Despite the exquisite pleasures to be found in the king’s arms, Douglass wants more from Marcus than to be his broodmare. When another woman claims to be pregnant with Marcus’ child, it’s past time to get back home. Now the war Marcus wages is one of sensual passion designed to convince his Earth woman that she’s worth everything to himâ?¦even if it means giving up what he cherishes most.



One Lucky Santa – (ADULTS ONLY!)

by Zoe M Bates

The department store was closed and completely empty – thank God! No more snotty kids, no more pushy parents, well, not until next year anyway.

But while this seasonal worker (in his big red suit and fluffy white beard) and his two sexy helpers for this year finished dismantling the grotto, they embarked on a little christmas role play sex to help finish this last day with a decidedly delicious bang! And boy did these two hotties know how to act on a guy’s fantasy – and have some fun and games of their own!

They’d teased him before with a sensual lesbian kissing show one lunch break – knowing full well he could see what they were getting up to. But when they started to strip off and one of them settled on the floor between his legs he knew this would be an experience to truly relish, as they gave their private part-time santa the sex he truly deserved, providing the hard working employee with an erotic fantasy that he just wouldn’t be able to wait to share with his mates.

What Readers Say About This Book

“Yum! Seeeeeeeexy. The book was awesome, and yes the santa was definitely luuucky, man those girls. ”

ZOE M BATES writes extremely hardcore and spectacularly graphic sex stories, the contents of which some readers might find offensive. However if you enjoy deeply gratifying sexual scenes featuring women who know precisely what they want – and exactly how to get it – please do read on. STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY!



Sloppy Seconds

by Zoe M Bates

As soon as my husband Gerald failed to fulfil me sexually (and I’d cheated on him for the first time, during which I had some of the best sex of my entire life), I told him we needed to find a solution that would work for both of us to keep our marriage alive.

I don’t think he ever dreamed that solution would involve us cruising around the murky city streets in our car, looking for complete strangers capable of giving me the uninhibited hardcore sex I craved; no condoms, no catch, during which they would drive me wild with lust.

And then afterwards, with me riding on the crest of an orgasmic wave, and when my poor, poor, and decidedly pathetic cuckolded husband was seething with shame and humiliation, I would maybe allow him to join me and climb on board, so he could have his sloppy seconds.

How hateful must he be of his cheating wife at that moment? After seeing me reclining in the back of our car so wantonly, legs spread wide, everything on show and available. Happy for anyone off the street to hop in the back and take me in any way; anal, oral, vaginalâ?¦ maybe even all over my lovely big breasts if they wanted, I didn’t care, as long as they make me come like a fucking steamtrain – something that was now ‘way beyond’ his capabilities!

What Readers Say About This Book

“Probably the best explicit short story of this type I have ever read.”

“Thank goodness it is fictional, because some of the things in here are just sooooooooo erotic it’s unbelievable.”

“Okay, this story is nasty – kinky and wild! It’s one of the most unique erotica stories I’ve read, but it does cross the line! If you are looking for some well written, gangbang kink, this one is fab!”

ZOE M BATES writes extremely hardcore and often emotionally cruel Femdom (Female Domination) Stories, the contents of which some readers might find offensive. However if you love graphic sex scenes featuring women in full control, who get their sexual and emotional kicks from their total domination of men, please do read on. STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY!



A Swap Too Far: Breeding Each Other’s Wives (Breeding Sex, Swingers, BBW) (Demure’s Delicious Delights)

by Celia Demure

SEDUCTION, SWINGING, MATING AND BREEDING… THE LINES ARE CROSSED, TABOOS ARE BROKEN… AND THESE WANTON WIVES WILL TAKE IT ALL, MARRIAGE VOWS OR NOT!

BUT BETTER BE CAREFUL, DUDES… BECAUSE BOTH OF THESE LITTLE MINXES ARE HIGHLY FERTILE. AND MOTHER NATURE DOESN’T CARE WHOSE HUBBY IS THE DNA DONOR WHEN BABYMAKING TIME COMES AROUND!

A Friday night get-together of old friends â?¦ Sangria, strip poker, two frustrated married couples who’ve long held secret desires for each other’s matesâ?¦ Both couples trying to conceive, with hot, ovulating wives ultra-fertile from hormone treatments.

It was NEVER supposed to happen—and NO ONE brought condoms.

Is it a gateway to heaven, or a recipe for disaster?

Either way, it’s a night neither couple will ever forget â?¦

10,500 words of lust and detailed sex, 2 horny husbands and 2 women submitting to nature’s animal urges …

SWAPPING â?¦ BREEDING â?¦ 1 ALPHA MALE â?¦ 1 SENSITIVE GUYâ?¦ 1 SHY WIFE â?¦ 1 REDHEAD BBW SLUT WIFEâ?¦ FRIENDSHIPâ?¦ ROMANCE â?¦ AND LOTS OF JUICY, SWEATY, TABOO SEXâ?¦.

One of Demure’s Delicious Delights ; )



Shiver

by Flora Roberts

Lilith Davies never thought that her life might one day be threatened by out-and-out dullness. Nor did she realize what she would end up having to do to rekindle the excitement lost.

A short, steamy, erotic story, that is sure to have you questioning how far you will go to find what you’ve been missing.

Warning: This novella contains explicit adult content, sexual situations, and language.



Interview With the Porn Star

by Joey Jameson

Adison Snow is a God in the Adult Film Industry. With the body of an Adonis and the charm of a prince, he’s become somewhat of an icon in mainstream society, pushing boundaries and changing the way porn is regarded by people today. Intensely private, Adison has always shied away from interviews, preferring to remain a mystery in the eyes of the mediaâ?¦

Until tonight.

Maxfield Park is an up-and-coming magazine executive who’s been personally chosen by the elusive Adison Snow, to conduct the porn star’s first ever interview. What secrets will he reveal? What dirt will he divulge? It is up to Maxfield to dig deep into the porn star’s psyche and figure out exactly how he got the world to drop to their knees. But the bigger question is whether Adison has the charm and the power to get heterosexual Maxwell to drop to his!

Joey Jameson is also the author of “Blackout” and “Candy From Strangers: A Gay Erotic Thriller.”

This novelette also includes a bonus read of the first chapter of “Blackout.”



The Perfect Wife

by A. Tellurian

A husband’s discovery that his wife might not be as innocent as she seems. Being a cuckold isn’t for everyone, but it does have its rewards. Adults Only!



PARAnormal Erotica Vol. 2

PARAnormal Erotica Presents:
Volume 2 – Royally Flushed
Series Editor: D. Walters
Published by PARAnormal Press

Welcome to another quirky mix of erotica, second in the series — from the supernatural to the mundane. In this volume: an ancient burial chamber is the setting for a release of pent-up passions, a woman finds what she’s looking for at an atmospheric jazz club, a geeky guy who likes to watch awakens the wrong person’s desire in a cautionary tale about getting what you wish for, a young woman’s work for the college allows her to hook up with all sorts of hot students, staff and faculty, a college kid finds the perfect girl — or does he? — and a woman’s encounter with the Third Kind is more than fulfilling. As in volume 1, these are full-fledged short stories that include encounters, not merely encounter vignettes (although we will feature some of those, as well). PARAnormal seeks to bring you sophisticated erotica with a wink or an evil grin, a bit of satire, and maybe just some really hot fantasies… Don’t expect to be bored, however! No subject is taboo, no genre will be left untouched. Warning: Seriously Adult Content.



Hiring Pedro (Straight Guys)

by Steve Milton

Steve is a straight, married lawyer in suburban Connecticut. His wife goes on a business trip, leaving Steve with some chores around the house. Not being one for hard physical labor (much preferring to sit around in the nude, cook spaghetti, and listen to the Smiths), Steve goes to hire a Mexican day laborer: jovial, stocky, bubble-butted, flirtatious Pedro.

Pedro wears tight, short denim work shorts to show off his top asset, and when Pedro and Steve pass each other in a tight hallway, desire mounts. Soon Steve and Pedro find out a lot more about themselves, in a warm, personal relationship that goes beyond employment, but also beyond sex.

This 36-page novella, based on a true story, is the thinking man’s gay erotica. Steve is full of self-doubt and sometimes self-mocking, and there are no clear-cut, cardboard-cutout characters. This novella is a journey in self-exploration.

This book is full of detailed descriptions of sex between men.



Between Friends: Short Story

by Syren

Short Story; Sample from an upcoming anthology by new writer Syren.

Life long friends test their relationship when one of them makes an extraordinary request for her 40th birthday…

Warning: explicit language and graphic scenes.



Rush Hour: An Erotic Journey

by JC Stand

Its rush hour in Tokyo, a city notorious for some of the most crowded trains on the planet. Behind you on a stranger puts his hand on your ass and begins to feel you up. If he torn open your suit pants and started to fuck you, what would you do? Would you let him ram his cock into you on a crowded train? Would you let the guy in front of you grind his ass into your crotch and get you hard? Would you follow them to a bathroom and let them use your body further?

James has no idea what is in store for him when he decides to take the train to work during rush hour. Follow his erotic journey as he encounters two hot and horny businessmen on the crowded train.

Contains explicit gay sexual content. Not suitable for minors.



Of Flesh and Skin – A Darker Erotic Collection

by R.T. Riley

R. Thomas Riley is best known (or hopelessly unknown, as he likes to say) for his short story collection THE MONSTER WITHIN IDEA, previous published by Hugo Nominated Apex Publications. After a decade of writing horror and dark fiction, it’s time for something a bit different…

Lisa McCarthy, author of THE BUTTERFLY WALTZ, has already succeeded beautifully with a well-written, thought-provoking, wrenching study of a disintegrating marriage and the fight to save it. The sex scenes were written with skill and attention to detail, and there was hardly a wasted word in this piece.

These stories were designed to be uncomfortable, to explore the darker psychological side of sex and relationships (we’re horror authors after all!), and to bring something a bit deeper to erotica. Sex, sex, sex, and more sex, with a darker tone, rambling down some fairly dark alleyways.

Sex addiction, stalkers, deviant sexual experiences, threesomes, male/male/female, bondage, S&M, even a Lovecraftian science fiction piece, it’s all packed in this collection.

Simply put, OF FLESH AND SKIN is not, and was not designed, to be your typical erotica short story collection.

Dark, Erotic Stories | Approx. 20,000 words

NOTE – Adults Only *Book contains sexually explicit scenes and situations*



My Boss’s Billionaire Boyfriend (Billionaire Boss)

by Sage L. Morgan

Unable to find a job, Marina gets stuck working as a maid for ex-model Rebecca West. It is while she is cleaning Rebecca’s mansion that Marina finally meets her boss’s wildly successful boyfriend, tech giant Henry Meyers. Sick of being a maid and smelling opportunity in the air, Marina considers how far she will go to win Henry Meyers’s favor.

Book #1 in the Billionaire Boss series.

Warning: Contains mature language and sexuality. Intended only for adult readers 18 years and older.

Word count: 4,000+ SHORT STORY

Excerpt:

“I’m sorry,” I choked out. “I made a mistake. I’ll leave.”

He shut the door. “Not yet.”

“Sir?”

“Out of the goodness of my own heart, I won’t tell Rebecca what you’ve done,” he began, “but you must do me a favor in return.”

I swallowed back the dryness in my throat as understanding flooded through me. What happened to the kind man earlier who sat me on the top step of the stairs? It had only been a few hours ago. There was no humor in his eyes now, only hunger. I recognized it when he began to unbutton the cuffs of his crisp shirt.

“W-what kind of favor?”

“A sexual favor,” he said matter-of-factly. His fingers raced over the buttons of his shirt. He quirked an eyebrow. “Well, aren’t you going to get undressed?”

“Right here?”

“Where else?”

I thought about saying no, but I couldn’t. Nobody said no to Mr. Meyers. Shaking, I slid my shirt over my shoulders, removing one arm at a time. My insides fell away, making me hollow, as I felt his gaze fall on my upper body.




The Seduction Of Claudia

by Antoinette Chauvet

What happens when ‘no strings’ becomes something else?

“Andrew Conal could have any woman that he wanted. He was sexy, confident and commanding. And he wanted me.

Our attraction and desire for each other was unmistakable. Beyond our control. But as much as I longed to be his, I feared the dark truths about my past would come back to haunt me.

Submitting to Andrew meant I had to bare the secrets that I had kept hidden for years. Secrets that could tear us apart forever.”

THE SEDUCTION OF CLAUDIA is an irresistible, erotic and emotionally charged romance novel of approximately 40,000 words. Contains scenes of an explicit sexual nature.



Wankin’ On The Dole

by Robbie Webb

Two boys find out they have two things in common – they are both on the dole and they both love wanking; a couple of lads find out that scallies are anybody’s for a bit of weed or a bottle of cider; and a scally catches a boy staring at him as he snogs his bird. These and other stories will get your cock squirting. All boys are 18 and over.

Scally is an English word. Scallies live on council estates. They wear baseball caps or hooded tops, tracksuit bottoms (trackies), and trainers, occasionally football shorts and tops. Known as â??the underclass’ they are mostly poorly educated and unemployed. They are also known as chavs and hoodies.

All characters and terms including ‘boy’ ‘lad’ and ‘girl’ refer to people age 18 and over.

These stories contain explicit gay sexual content. They should only be read by people over the age of 18.



The Affair (Forbidden Desires #1)

by Scarlett Fate

Daphne was having a nice vacation with her husband Dan until Dan’s son, Sean, decided to drop by. Almost out of college, Sean ignites something in Daphne that she didn’t know she could ever feel again. When Dan is called away on business, Daphne and Sean discover that they have a lot more in common than either of them realized. And then Sean’s friend Jake stops by…

**Part of the Forbidden Desires series, though each story is self-contained, featuring different characters.**

CONTENT: Erotic, sexually explicit

LENGTH: 10,000+ words



Cheering Him Up with a Titty-Fuck, Blowjob, and Penetration: An Erotica Story About Two Strangers Who Meet on a Morning Run

by Hannah Butler

After feeling blue, our protagonist decides to take a morning run when he spots a sexy woman with her ass nearly hanging out of her running shorts. Following behind her, she stops and asks if he likes what he sees. Noticing he’s down, she offers to help cheer him up and drags him off the trail to fool around!



Forgetting About What Happened

by Ray Sostre

Forgiveness during the holidays can be painful, especially if Jeremy wasn’t Monica’s first choice. After Monica realizes that Jeremy was the one, she tries to win him back in her life by confessing her true feelings for him. But it is up to Jeremy to decide if he should forgive and move on in being with her.



The Clinch ( An Erotic Novella )

by Samatha K. Spears

The Clinch ( An Erotic Novella )

Brianna is middle age lonely divorced horny single woman with one son name James. She inadvertently uses her son’s computer while he is logged in a dating site.

Inexperienced and a newbie to internet dating… Brianna is in for a roller coaster and comes out with a wet pair of panties.

She can’t finger her way out of this one.



Christmas at the Cat’s Ass Boutique

by Shebat Legion

I hear the Guinea Pigs are to die for!



Permission Granted (Swinging Short Stories)

by Daniella Cerveny

A springtime cruise with a group of girlfriends is the perfect location for a little female action, shared via pictures and a detailed journal with husband Todd who has granted permission for fulfillment of Daniella’s latest wish. The fourth sexy, swinging, short, confessional from American hot-wife, Daniella Cerveny.

Warning: Due to the sexual nature of this story it is not recommended for readers under the age of 18.

Note: This is a short story of approximately six thousand words.



Equinox (Paranormal Werewolf Erotica)

by Sage L. Morgan

Kathy is a young witch whose virginal status qualifies her to become her coven’s Equinox Maiden, the witches’ representative in the mysterious Wild Hunt. She doesn’t mind that nobody seems to know what the Wild Hunt entails (because long-time crush Marcus has finally noticed her), at least until the High Matriarch reveals the true nature of the Hunt, and Kathy’s important role.

Book #1 in the Equinox Series

Warning: This story contains some adult language, sexual situations, and werewolf sex. Not intended for readers under 18.

Excerpt:

He planted his hands on either side of my head and towered above me, casting a shadow the size of an elephant. I wondered how we would fulfill the actual mechanics of sex, considering our difference in size, when he began to shrink. I turned my face to watch his claws retract into his fingers. His knuckles looked a little less hairy than before. When I looked back up at his face, he was still more wolf than man, but his yellow eyes had a softer quality, and he had an actual mouth with a pair of surprisingly succulent-looking lips.

“May I kiss you?” he asked with his new mouth.

I nodded, suddenly unable to breathe. He lowered his face and inhaled deeply, something that struck me as a very wolf-like thing to do, before he pushed his whiskery mouth against mine. He had an earthy, irony kind of smell, nothing like Marcus’s manufactured cologne scent. I parted my lips and let him explore my mouth. When my tongue brushed against the tips of his fangs, a thrill shivered down the length of my body.

As Damon kissed me, his hand kneaded my breasts and thighs, as if he couldn’t decide between the two. I parted my knees invitingly, letting him feel my outer lips. The pads of his fingers were rough and calloused, again very different from Marcus, whose privileged life under our High Matriarch left his hands as soft as a hand model’s.

“Let me know when you’re ready,” he said as he stroked me.

I felt a surge of desire but kept my mouth shut. Even though I was a virgin, I had talked to Tatiana on enough morning-after phone calls to know that getting warmed up was just as important as the marathon itself.

Damon lowered himself between my knees and pushed his head under my skirt, tickling the skin of my thighs with his fur. I gasped as I felt the first light touches down there.

“How’s this?” His voice was slightly muffled.

My back arched. “Ah! That feelsâ?¦amazing,” I managed to say. I regretted comparing Damon to Marcus. He was nothing like him, at all.

Approximate length: 6,600 words. SHORT STORY



Cam Girl (Cam Girl Series)

by Sage L. Morgan

Arianna is a regular college undergrad quietly lusting after classmate Jackson, until one fateful day when he approaches her with two surprises:

1) He is the star of his own webcam show

2) He needs a female partner to rake in more cash

Book #1 in the Cam Girl series

Warning: This story contains adult language and sexuality. Not intended for readers under the age of 18.

Excerpt:

She grabbed Jackson’s face and pushed her mouth against his. She felt his shoulders tense beneath her hands. Then, he wrapped his arms around her and pulled her in. His lips parted, and his tongue probed her mouth, swirling around her tongue and dancing over her teeth. She explored his chest with her hands and pinched his nipples. She felt him growing hard against her.

“Damn,” Jackson whispered when she pulled away. His pupils were dilated. He stared into Arianna’s eyes, his expression unreadable. What was it? Surprise? Fear?

Jackson tugged at the waist tie of Arianna’s coat. She could feel his cock, now rock hard, throbbing against her ass.

“Fuck,” Jackson murmured when he pulled the coat off of Arianna’s shoulders, revealing a black demi-bra and matching crotch-less panties. His eyes fell to her nipples peeking over the lace edge of the bra. They hardened under his gaze. Arianna’s stomach heaved as she watched him lick his lips. He threw the coat aside and forced her off of his lap.

She squeezed her eyes shut as he ran a finger over her slit. His bronze neck was just inches from her mouth, perfectly smooth except for his pulse, which was much steadier than her own…

“Stacy is naughtier than I thought,” he told his viewers. “And naughty girls get punished, don’t they?”

Approximate length: 4,300 words or 13 pages. SHORT STORY



Lilly Breaks a Fang (Vampire Therapy)

by Shebat Legion

There are days when everything just SUCKS!



Lilly Brings Home A Leprechaun: A Cat’s Ass Chronicle (Vampire Therapy)

by Shebat Legion

You never bring home a Leprechaun. Ever.



Vampire Therapy: Chronicles of The Cat’s Ass Boutique. The Day That Many Things Happened

by Shebat Legion

Even Vampires like a good bedtime story!



Andrea’s Outdoor Double Penetration: An MMF Ménage Short

by Cassie Hacthaw

Andrea is overwhelmed running her seventy-thousand acre ranch all by herself after her grandfather died. She rides her horse throughout the property until she comes to the beautiful glade where her beloved grandfather fell in love. There, she swims in the small pond, nude and free from ranch worries. Only she’s not aloneâ?¦two men watch her, and before the afternoon is over, she will have pleased both in a steamy and powerful double team sex encounter complete with double penetration!

Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during a double team sex encounter. It includes oral sex, deepthroat, rough sex, anal sex, outdoor sex in public, and double penetration. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.

Here is a preview:

Andrea tied her shoulder length brown hair at the neck with a leather thong she kept tied around her wrist for that reason. She took three steps and entered the cool water in a running dive. When she came to the surface, her nipples were rigid and her big brown eyes were wide. The sudden coolness of her skin on such a hot day was arousing, and Andrea was alone. She spread her legs wide and held herself up with one hand on the stone dam, the other hand lazily masturbating as she stared at the open sky.

Two pairs of deep brown eyes were riveted on the beautiful white woman. She seemed as at ease as any Indian girl they had ever known, and it was abundantly clear both that she was pleasuring herself and that she was comfortable with doing so. Though neither had made any motion whatsoever, Andrea had listened as she had been taught, not for the noises, but for spots where there was an absence of noise. Within five minutes of her entry into the water she had known she was not alone. Within twelve minutes she had known her visitors were Cherokee, and within another five minutes she had pinpointed their location.

Without bothering to cease her self- pleasuring, she called out to the two young men. Calmly, in their native language, she had hailed them and invited them to swim with her, as would have been the Cherokees’ response to any visitor. Andrea knew them as a peaceful, gentle, fun loving people. The two men, startled at her use of their tongue and her acceptance of their customs, rose and walked to the water. With a shrug, both men introduced themselves politely and removed their weapons and the scant clothing they wore. The two men were not of the local tribe, and they were involved in a week long ritual that required their travel deep into the Smoky Mountains, living as their ancestors had centuries before. There was a proscription against eating any food that they did not procure for themselves from the bounty of nature, but neither could remember a proscription against sex.



Enticing Curves (BBW What a Girl Wants Erotic Romance: Erotica with Curvy Girls and Gorgeous Guys)

by Lisa Chase

BBW What a Girl Wants Erotic Romance: Erotica with Curvy Girls & Gorgeous Guys

Michelle has a secret. She has been interested in her sexy boss Seth since she started working for him at his bed and breakfast. But when an unruly customer picks a fight with the boss over the curvy waitress, Seth can’t hide his feelings any more. Now, Michelle has to choose, risk her job or take a chance on love.

FOR ADULTS ONLY: This short story (about 4000 words) is full of sizzling, hot sex between a big, beautiful young woman and a gorgeous, hunky guy. It includes very steamy descriptions of erotic situations. This book is intended for adults only and all characters are represented as 18 or over.



FIFTY SHADES OF FUNNY

by Jo Dean

Hilarious anthology of funny poems by best selling humorous novelist Jo Dean

author of
FORTY NOT FAMOUS
STAGE LEFT,
LOVE NO MARRIAGE
DALLAS REVISITED

“Jo writes stand up comedy in novel and verse form…”

Ideal entertainment for stage nights, hen nights, after dinner speeches, girls and boys night in.

These are poems for grown ups…read Jo’s hilarious alternative to Fifty Shades of Grey, The Magic Roundabout, Football Crazy & a special speech for Burns Night that will bring the house down….

a real treat for Jo Dean fans….laugh until you cry.

FIFTY SHADES OF FUNNY…will make you the centre of attention at any party or gathering….

Jo also writes to order for personal occasions…if you want Jo to write for you..email her at [email protected]



Oriental Spice

by Captain Chris Felton

This is a book under the erotica family heading and it does contain sex a lot of it, so please don’t download it if your a prude, or a cook looking for recipes there is a story behind it and as I say its an erotica novel not a cookbook it follows exploits in South East Asia and a bevy of beautiful oriental girls Oriental Spice is for adults only



The Real Dish – Your Ultimate Kitchen Companion

by Emmanuelle CAUMONT

The Real Dish is the perfect kitchen companion for men who enjoy reading informative magazine, such as PlayBoy. It has a definite sex appeal and is full of wonderful recipes, easy to put together, sure to impress your taste buds and your guests’.

You will be highly motivated to go over all the recipes and admiring the enchanting beautiful women displayed in your Real Dish cook book! As a bonus, at the end of your Real Dish, you will learn all technical culinary terms from A to Z. As a professional chef, and award winner of many culinary competitions in the SF Bay Area, I am proud and delighted to sprinkle some sugar & spice to your kitchen!



Pompis: A Very Rough FFM Threesome Short

by Fran Diaz

Luci owns Pompis Escort Service, and this Latina bombshell knows what it takes to make men and women reel with desire. When a new client schedules an appointment, Luci is amazed to discover it’s Marty, the rich snob she used to love who left her, unhappy with her middle class roots. What’s worse, he wants to hire a girl for both himself and his wife! She decides to handle the call personally, and Marty and his wife will have a very rough ménage, complete with humiliation, and a very rough first anal sex for the little lady!

Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during a rough FFM threesome sex encounter. It includes domination, humiliation, call girl sex, bondage, deep throat, rough sex, ass to mouth, and semen swallowing. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.

Here is a preview:

He was by my side in an instant and, while looking at his little naughty wife, I reached out for him and pressed him tightly to me, his body pushed up against me from behind. I began grinding that ass that he loved so much against his hard cock and the black leather of my suit stroked him as I pulled his hands around to grab my tits.

Cora’s eyes opened wide but she didn’t move as her husband squeezed and caressed my beautiful globes. I moaned now, very loudly and then, I took one of his hands and moved it down between my legs, where the reaction to him squeezing my mound was very real. I groaned and shivered and then, I reached up and grabbed at my zipper again, yanking it down until it finished at the top of my slit. Taking the hint, Marty slipped his hand in and, though it was a tight fit, he managed to get his fingers in me to stroke my very wet bare lips. I could feel his breath panting on my neck and my own breathing grew faster with his expert probing and caressing of my folds and then, oh God, my clit.

Marty had always been good at getting me off, whether it was his mouth, his fingers or his cock, he knew what I needed when I needed it. I realized as he moved between my legs now that I’d definitely missed him and it almost became a deal breaker right there. Finally, shakily, I pulled his hand up and out and made myself focus.



The Young Siren: The Aftermath

by Jane Ellsworth

Mary and her husband Dave introduced a twenty three year old girl into their marriage to try and spice things up, but it backfired when Mary developed feelings for her and Dave issued an ultimatum. Mary chose Fiona and moved in with her.

It soon became apparent that she’d made a rash decision, and neither her or Fiona were happy with the situation. Fiona is offered the job of her dreams but finds that she has to move away, giving Mary the chance to make it up to Dave. Planning a romantic evening with him on the beach, she attempts to fix their marriage, but will it work? How will it end for Mary and Dave?



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