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Joel Osteen Jokes ~ Volume 2 ~ Hillarious Collection of Joel Osteen’s Funniest Short, Clean Jokes ~ New Release (Joel’s Gems)

by Don Pasco

Just Released!

Joel Osteen Jokes ~ Volume 2

Hi, this is Don Pasco. I just released this (2nd) hilarious collection of Joel Osteen Jokes.

If you liked my first one, you’re sure to LOVE this one at least as much!

This one includes 30 more of Joel’s masterpieces. 🙂

If you are already familiar with Joel’s Jokes then you already know

that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny!

If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario,

without fear that any are “low class” (for lack of a better term).

Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn’t mean

that they aren’t funny second time around. Does it?

Why You Should Buy this Book

I just did a Google search and came across this information:

Humor is infectious. The sound of laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze.

When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy.

Humor is Good for you!

Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body.

Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boosts your energy,

diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress!

Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict.

Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh.

Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for

surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.

This book consists of 30 jokes and it is priced at ONLY $2.99

That’s less than 10 cents a piece.

For less than the cost of 1 gallon of gas you’ll own 30 of Joel’s

funniest, short, clean Jokes that you can share in virtually any

setting and they will last much longer than a gallon of gas.

You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn’t you?

Why not, scroll up and click the Add to Cart button now?

You could be laughing within minutes.

It’s ONLY $2.99 cents!

Would you like to see Joke #1 before buying?

Here’s how… Scroll back up and click on the image of the book (Amazon’s Look Inside Feature)

then scroll down and you’ll see it near the end of the preview!

(If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase of this book,

Amazon will immediately refund your purchase, or I will happily refund you personally.)

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Fart Book: The Little Girl That Couldn’t Stop Farting (Free Fart Girl Coloring Book Included)

by Geryn Childress

Boys fart but girls poot, at least Little Sally May does. This is a follow up to author Geryn Childress’s #1 best selling book “The Little Boy That Couldn’t Stop Farting”. With thousands of kids from all around the world loving the first edition, the second edition is sure to please and have you and your child laughing all day. Another best-seller from author Geryn Childress.



Laughter And Humor Therapy – Learn How To Use Laughter And Humor For Healing, Stress Relief, Improved Health, Increased Emotional Wellbeing, And A More … Overcome Depression with Laughter and Humor)

by Ace McCloud

GET MORE LAUGHTER AND HUMOR IN YOUR LIFE!

Today only, get this Amazon Bestseller for just $2.99. Regularly priced at $5.99. This book has been written by the well-known Author and Life Coach Ace McCloud. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, Tablet, or Kindle Device.

Get The Many Benefits of Laughter in your life. This book covers an incredible variety of strategies, techniques, therapies, and life style choices that can help bring more joy and laughter into anyone’s life. Life is so much more enjoyable when you actively try and incorporate laughter and humor in it. Don’t just wish for it to happen, make it happen. There is a large variety of techniques and strategies that you can do every day to make your daily life filled with much more joy and laughter.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Why we laugh
  • The Many Benefits of Laughter
  • Alternative practices to lighten your mood and help bring more laughter into your life
  • Learn How To Do Laughter Yoga
  • Mental techniques for overcoming painful memories
  • Using Laughter, humor, and the power of the mind to help overcome depression
  • Some of the best foods and recipes that help get you in a good mood
  • Some classic jokes and humor to bring a smile to your face
  • Much, much more!

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DON’T ASK DUMB QUESTIONS!

by SIDNEY S. PRASAD

Are you sick and tired of being asked silly questions?

Society has been raised to believe that there are no dumb questions and the only dumb question is the one not asked.

However, just when you thought you heard the dumbest, ludicrous question someone takes it down to the next level with their sheer stupidity.

Have you ever wondered if this is the dullest time in history?

Has society lost all of its brain cells?

Get ready to get entertained but please Don’t Ask Dumb Questions!

Over 1000 of the most hilarious questions ever asked all in one complete book.



Spirm Jock

by Sherry Strub

In the space of 24 hours, Audrey Nickels goes from blissfully unaware mother to future mum-in-law of world-renowned Aussie waterfall jumping sensation, Spirm Jock.

Not only is Spirm over the top when it comes to showing affection (and pretty much anything else) to Audrey’s daughter, Nikki, he’s set his sights on taking the rest of America by storm, too.

Spirm is a lot to take in. He’s painfully good-looking, athletic, and a multi-millionaire. On the flip side, he’s oblivious and blunt to the point of rudeness. After Audrey decides Spirm is just a slightly richer version of Nikki’s previous boyfriends, she decides to get rid of him, using any means necessary.

Hell hath no fury like an overprotective mother, but Audrey might just get a taste of her own medicine when she joins Spirm on an unforgettable journey across the Wisconsin Outback.

From laxative euphoria, to grappling hook-throwing midgies, to changes of heart, this is one buddy adventure you may never forget … no matter how hard you try.

Need some humor in your day? A funny fix? A quick escape from reality?

Scroll up and click the BUY button now!



Now That I’m Mature

by Sylvia Morice

Sylvia loves to poke fun at herself and leaves no stone unturned when it comes to sharing her many human foibles and frailties.

In this collection of humorous essays she covers such topics as her love/hate relationship with jigsaw puzzles, her phobias of mice and dentists and her joy at finally losing her virginity (her snorkeling virginity, that is).

She also tackles such diverse subjects as flying in a hot-air balloon, searching for a lost piece of jewelry and playing a ukulele onboard a cruise ship.

Sylvia regularly entertains readers via her popular blog “Write The Words, Share The Stories”, and the essays in this collection include some of her readers’ favorite posts.

Discover what the author’s blog followers already know– this writer finds humor in everyday situations and shares her unique perspective on the world in a lighthearted “I can’t believe I just did that!” tone that readers everywhere will enjoy.

Note: eBook was originally published under the title Confessions From My Blog.



CORNY NAMES & STUPID PLACES

by SIDNEY S. PRASAD

This book is a hilarious collection of the world’s most outrageously funny street sign names, places and people.



PET PEEVES and POSSIBILITIES

by Joseph J. Neuschatz

Collection of articles



Evil Snowman

by Nergal

Boris lives in the middle of nowhere and it’s the holiday season, his least favorite time of the year. This year things are different because Evil Snowman is in town. Stop reading this description and start reading all the adventures they go on right now!!



Dissing, Cracking, Ripping, Blazing, Dogging, Snapping, Bagging Busting on Yo Mama Jokes by the Dozens

by Martin Jackson

Every generation has a name for it, cracking insults to one another in a game of Yo Mama jokes has a long histrory in Black culture (and the first yo mama joke was told about yo mama)

This book is a collection of Yo Mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat, Yo mama so black, Yo mama so yellow, yo mama so hairy are just a few topics covered in this book



Motorcycle Comics (Motorcycle Series)

by Aleksandr Aleshichev

Humorous caricatures based on motorcycle theme. Volume 1



The Matrix Movie Review (1999): Neo’s Journey from Hacker to Holiness

by Miquiel Banks

Thomas A. Anderson is a man living two lives. By day he is an average computer programmer and by night a hacker known as Neo. Neo has always questioned his reality, but the truth is far beyond his imagination. Neo finds himself targeted by the police when he is contacted by Morpheus, a legendary computer hacker branded a terrorist by the government. Morpheus awakens Neo to the real world, a ravaged wasteland where most of humanity have been captured by a race of machines that live off of the humans’ body heat and electrochemical energy and who imprison their minds within an artificial reality known as the Matrix. As a rebel against the machines, Neo must return to the Matrix and confront the agents: super-powerful computer programs devoted to snuffing out Neo and the entire human rebellion.



Are Video Games Art?

by Marc Ryan

“Video Games Are Not Art”, or so it is said.

Of course, this contention could be left well enough alone, and the video game industry would continue to make its yield – (an output that surpassed Hollywood’s gross income many Academy Award ceremonies ago). But should it be left alone, should it even matter who or what is artistic or what is art?

The author addresses the notion with a series of counter-attacks upon the common arguments and usual offenders who deny this status to the world’s most lucrative form of entertainment. Addressing each of the typical criticisms of the artistic merit of games, “Are Video Games Art?” is a comprehensive deconstruction of these complaints, and provides sound, down-to-earth arguments for the positive position.

Re-issued with a new Afterword and update by the author: 15 June 2013.



Having a Blast at the Winchester Mystery House

by Leonard Stegmann

Some say that on quiet nights, when the air is still and the moon is full, you can sometimes hear–and smell– the malevolent presence that haunts this grand old home. (Humor/1180 words)



Tears of War (Adventures in Space)

by Dangerous Walker

Chase Darkstaar is back, baby! Can I call you that? I feel like we know each other now. no? Fair enough…

Having found and returned the Trimedian plans, Chase and his cadre are tasked with the mission of collecting the ingredients to make the Trimedian from across the universe.

However, the Second Laikan War has now started… It’s never easy, right?

With all your (my) favourite characters returning, plus some new faces, they rescue Milk’s daughter, Jimmy’s girlfriend, fight an Ankarian, best cannibals and face all the horrors of war.

Ultimately forming their own battle fleet and taking the fight right into the heart of the Laikan Empire.

Will they survive? Intact? Will they come out victorious or know the full desolation of the Tears of War…



Big Joke, Small Joke!

by Anthony Collins

It does what it says on the cover – a very funny collection of hilarious jokes, both big and small.

Please note that this book is for adults – if you’re easily offended by dirty jokes or colorful language, then this is not for you. However, if you’ve an open mind and enjoy a good laugh, then this is just the tonic!

Have fun!



Me, Only Better ( 9 Simple solutions to becoming the person you dream of ) (The Simple 9 Series)

by Aisha Perry

Could you be more excited about a book release ??? Another down to earth, girl talk styled, girl power book from Aisha S. Perry. Her last book hit #11 in the humor category after only 3 days of being on Amazon. This newest release has the practical and fun tone that we have come to expect and love from Aisha S. Perry.



Braidless: Useless Stuff

by Brad Roderick

Brad Roderick was a former NSA window cleaner. One day he got a secret offer to get a better job. He had to observe Edward Snowden through the window. The problem was: Brad didn’t want the hot women of the NSA know that he had to wear glasses, because he was like the diet coke guy for the girls. And so he didn’t see what Snowden was doing, but thought that Snowden was doing nothing bad, because he thought he was a nice guy.

Short story: Brad got fired and moved to germany with his wife. His neighbour Harley S. Derringer wasn’t suspicious at first, so Brad made a great svabian grilled onion steak for him. He didn’t want to eat it and soon Brad found out that Harley was from the NSA and also made love to Brad’s wife. Harley has also monitored all writings from Brad he published to the world wide web.

With no one he could trust, Brad had to flee. He thought Hartmut Mehdorn, chief of the never-will-be-finished new airport of Berlin, wanted to help him. But Hartmut locked Brad away in the transit area of BER.

Read Brad’s Stories, Revelations and Experiences in this Ebook and look forward to his romance novel and his Action Bradson series.

This is for all english speaking independent authors that want to make a fast and easy buck with guugle translations of their work in foreign markets. And this is for all whistle blowers out there.

And this is for the NSA that’ll never find the key to the top secret information encoded in this ebook! Qapla’ and Bazinga! And have fun with flags!

Translated by Jack Starworst, the baddest book pirate of all times! Arr!



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