Free humour Kindle books for 31 Dec 13

Chess Patzer to Master – How an Everyday Joe Does it

by Paul Powell

This book is written by a chess player just like you. I was not a child prodigy, I did not become a master in my teens. I have lost many games like a patzer and I struggled to learn how to play well. But I over came and you can too. In this book I provide an overview and insight on how you can start the journey to reach 2200 and become a chess master.



The HumorLabs Guide to the Holidays

by Chris White

The comedy writers from HumorLabs.com and the Top 5 List deliver an irreverent, scathingly hilarious look at the holiday season.



104 Funny New Year’s Knock Knock Jokes for kids (The Joke Book for Kids) (Volume 4)

by Ryan Williams

Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny New Year’s Knock Knock jokes! Plus Extra Knock Knock jokes from books 1-4

104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.

Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.

Have fun and laugh!

BONUS CONTENT

Plus + 18 from: 104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3

Plus + 25 from:104 Knock Knock Jokes Book 1

Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year’s Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

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Grand Theft Auto V – The Ultimate Game Guide: Full guide, cheats and more

by David Larson

The greatest game ever is back and there’s no time to waste! This book will help you complete all the missions with step-by-step guidance and even VIDEO WALKTHROUGH. The book also provides the best cheats in the game for your Xbox or Playstation. Not only does this book provides you with the necessary walkthroughs and cheats, but also an extensive guide on how to get the 100% COMPLETION!

With almost 100 pages of information, you don’t need any more than this book to have the greatest Grand Theft Auto-experience ever!



League of Legends Guide: How to Escape Elo Hell

by Terry Mcmillon

This is an intro guide for my other more detailed guides here on Amazon. In my opinion, ElO Hell is not a specific league or division. Rather, it is different for each individual player. Do you often find yourself better than your opponents, but can’t quite carry your team to win consistently? If so, you are in ELO Hell. This guide goes over the basics on how to escape ELO Hell, whether that is Bronze, Silver, or whatever league you are stuck in. If you enjoy this guide, be sure to check out my others.



The Wannabe Author

by Mary Papas

She hates her office job, her boss and her colleagues. She dreams of becoming a best selling author and secretly writes her first novel during her work hours. Talent is all she needs she thinks…but she is wrong! A single short story that will make you laugh out loud!



No Secret: a parody of The Secret by Rhonda Byrne

by Hilarity Ensues

The Unknown Thing is something that is unknown to those that do not know it but is known to those that do.

It is also a Thing.

As was never seen on Oprah or Ellen! Part parody, part satire, Hilarity Ensues’ No Secret explores the mystical powers of The Unknown Thing and The Rule of Making Things Come to You, lampooning the most recent bestsellers in new age and self-help. Through anecdotes and examples from the great teachers of The Unknown Thing, the authors take the reader on a comic life changing journey into a world where bad things only happen to people who asked for it, fat dissolves when you refuse to acknowledge it, the universe exists to get you parking spaces and you can score sports cars and hot babes using the power of your mind!



Short and Profane – A Political Humor Article Peppered With Profanity

by Stephen R. Winter

This is not about France, in spite of what a friend of mine said came to mind when he heard the title.

Short and Profane was motivated by, and is a response to, a member of the main stream media, who had written that the fiscal cliff was much too serious for me to have made light of as I had done in another book of mine entitled The Fiscal Cliff Cookbook.

What a pimping load of trash.

Every night on the television news during dinner hour we see bloody horrors from around the country and around the world.

Then on late night television, men who own more cars than anyone could need for transportation in a lifetime, recite jokes written by others concerning all sorts of political and sexual abomination, and that is fine; but how dare I, a man without a television show, attempt to make people laugh with a comical cookbook.

Somehow the term “fiscal cliff” was so sacrosanct that it was above comedy, above laughter. Bullshit!

Laughter truly is the best medicine. If all we had was the gloom of the news, everyone would be on their knees retching in the gutter.

Short and Profane – A Political Humor Article Peppered With Profanity

By the author of, and closely related to The Fiscal Cliff Cookbook.



[Hyper Art Puzzle] Kagappee’s friends in 3 pieces by Tetsuya Kagami (eedic.com)

by Tetsuya Kagami

[Clickable Art Puzzle 216000 pages] Hyper Version by Tetsuya Kagami (eedic.com): reference number # 6



[Clickable Puzzle: Last One Version] Kagappee’s friends in 3 pieces by Tetsuya Kagami (eedic.com)

by Tetsuya Kagami

[Clickable Art Puzzle 216000 pages] Last One Version by Tetsuya Kagami (eedic.com): reference number # 7



Australia Blues – A Scot at The Ashes

by Stuart Croll

Stuart Croll and David Alexander are Scotsmen on a mission of international importance. As life-long cricket fans they are heading Down Under to watch the Ashes and cheering for England. Will they be welcomed by the Barmy Army? How do the Scots, Irish and Welsh feel about supporting the mighty, mighty England? Five cities, five five-day matches, fifty days on the road. What begins as a childhood ambition turns into an epic voyage through a rapidly changing Australia, set against the backdrop of a legendary Ashes series. Blending travelogue, sport, psychogeography, scurrilous opinion and with laughter on every page, AUSTRALIA BLUES packs a lot in to one suitcase and a carry-on bag. Always funny, genuinely enlightening, occasionally poignant a unique book that captures the highs and low of a tour of a distant land. With cameos from some of cricket s biggest names, Australia Blues gives the fans eye view of the exhausting experience of criss-crossing a vast continent with too little money, too little sleep and too much to drink.



Funny and Clever Clean Jokes for Kids

by David John Allan

A good sense of humor also can make kids smarter, healthier, and better able to cope with challenges.

We tend to think of humor as part of our genetic makeup, like blue eyes or big feet. But a sense of humor actually is a learned quality that can be developed in kids, not something they’re born with.

A good sense of humor is a tool that kids can rely on throughout life to help them:

1) see things from many perspectives other than the most obvious

2) be spontaneous

3) grasp unconventional ideas or ways of thinking

4) see beyond the surface of things

5) enjoy and participate in the playful aspects of life

6) not take themselves too seriously

So now that you know why it’s good for you to laugh, it’s time to experience it. Enjoy the jokes!

Joke examples:

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

A: Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?

A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!

Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

A: Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Bicycles

A customs officer at the Mexican border noticed a man coming across one day on a bicycle with two small sacks tied to the handlebars. He naturally got suspicious and asked him to open the sacks, but when he did he found nothing but sand. This went on every day for the nest month. Each time he’d stop the bicycle and open the sacks, and he’d find only sand.

A few years later, he ran into the biker in a restaurant in Tijuana. After some small talk he said, “Come on. I know you were smuggling something all that time. I won’t tell. I’m just curious. What was it?”

The other man said, “Bicycles.”



New Year’s Froggenwroggens

by R.E. Skibiski

In short, a Froggenwroggen is a 14-syllable Shakespearean sonnet. That’s the long and short of it. But don’t give them short shrift. For they’re nothing short of droll, and they’ll win over even the most incredulous in short order. How, though, can they not fall short? How, though, can anybody not run short of ways to say this and that? In NEW YEAR’S FROGGENWROGGENS, 25 Froggenwroggens will make short work of these questions with poems about everything from the world-famous dropping ball to a celebrating gnu to the clean slate that every new year is. In short supply are such collections of poetry, and no reader will get the short end of the stick with this one. But don’t stop short of seeing for yourself whether or not they come up short!



Runescape: Most Valuable Items (Unofficial Runescape Guides)

by Jose Karam

The world of Runescape® is amazingly gigantic, full of items, quests and infinite exploring opportunities.

I have been playing and excelling in Runescape® for almost 8 years, and I have managed to fully master the items and places in the game.

After the Runescape 3® update, which added incredible items into the game; I found myself loss of item knowledge.

Most of the old valuable items dropped, and the new items increased, increasing the desire of players to obtain them too.

I then started gathering information on the new items, with a brief description of where and how to obtain them.

I have managed to compile the 100 most valuable items in the game (including the new ones).

Although I realized after 8 years of playing that a guide to the most valuable items provided me knowledge, reputation and fun admiring them, this guide is a most-have for all (new and old) players.

This guide will provide you with an invaluable knowledge, which took years to compile.

Walk the paths of Runescape® recognizing the amazing items rich players wear.

Amaze your clan and friends with complete item descriptions, and most importantly, HAVE FUN playing this amazing RPG!

Stay tuned for moneymaking, combat, quest, and skill guides!

Note: This guide has been specially designed to fit an item per page, reduce font if necessary.



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