Free romance Kindle books for 31 Jul 14

Just Destiny

by Theresa Rizzo

What would you do if your whole world fell apart?

Jenny Harrison made some poor choices in the past, but marrying Gabe was the best thing she’d ever done. They had the perfect marriage, until a tragic accident leaves Gabe brain dead and her world in ruins.

Devastated by grief, she decides to preserve the best of their love by conceiving his child, but Gabe’s family is adamantly opposed, even willing to chance exposing long-held family secrets to stop her. Caught in a web of twisted motives and contentious legal issues, Jenny turns to best friend and attorney, Steve Grant. Steve wants to help Jenny, but he has reservations and secrets of his own.

When something so private and simple turns public and complicated, will Jenny relent? What is Steve willing to sacrifice to help Jenny?

Searing Lies (Love, Power & Sin Book 1)

by Marie Astor

Allyson Roberts has it all: love, fortune, and a promising career. Her perfect life goes up in smoke when she sees her father’s name in the papers next to horrible accusations. In a blink of an eye she loses her fiance, her employment, and her fortune. Just when she seems to have hit the bottom, Ally is recruited by an undercover agency that is interested in her skills. She takes the job with only one goal in mind: to clear her father’s name. Vengeance is the only thought on her mind as she convinces herself that her heart has no room for love-or does it?

A former top agent in his field, Jake Morrissey has inner demons he can’t put to rest. Now he bides his time as a training instructor. He’s sworn off women, but try as he might he can’t keep his eyes off Allyson Roberts. When he’s asked to partner up with Ally on a new assignment, Jake is tempted to end his retirement. Will he keep running from his fears or will he find the strength to become the man he once was?

The Hunted One (End of Days Book 1)

by Meg Collett

The fallen have trespassed into Heaven for the first time in eternity. Prepared for battle, Michaela and her Archangels open Heaven’s gates to confront the fallen. Only, Michaela’s Archangelsâ??her brothers and sisters in Heavenâ??betray her. And when the fallen attack the sanctuary in the skies through the gates Michaela inadvertently left open, the holy angels accuse Michaela of planning the invasion.

One simple mistake with a thousand consequences.

Dragged to Earth by an Archangel turned fallen, Michaela will do anything to return to Heaven and save it. In her fervor, she kills the Archangelâ??something no angel has ever done before. Wingless, without any hope, Michaela welcomes death when an unlikely human ally, Clark, finds her. With the help of Clark and Gabriel, an innocent Archangel whose friendship deepens into something far more torrid and unexpected on Earth, Michaela must prove the holy angels have their own plan for Heaven, and it is one that may prove to be the End of the Days.

It may be too late to save herself, but Michaela is the only one who knows the truth about the holy angels. If she fails, she may never be able to return to Heaven. But even that may be a hopeless dream.

***End Of Days Series***

The Hunted One

The Lost One

The Only One

Falling for Heaven (Four Winds #1)

by Anne Conley

Uriel is one of God’s Four Winds, the Archangel of Destiny. He has helped thousands of people throughout the ages find their destiny according to His will. This time however, what he doesn’t realize, is that it’s his own destiny he’s supposed to fulfill.

Heather is an exotic dancer, whose stage name is Heaven. It’s not what she’s always wanted to do, but it helps her pay the bills, and she’s got a lot of bills, with taking care of her mother and her sister. When the mysterious Uriel comes into the club, she can tell he’s different — just how different will rock her world…

Unleash Me, Vol. 1 (Unleash Me, Annihilate Me Series)

by Christina Ross

Chasing your dreams is dangerous. Fighting for them can end your life.

Lisa Ward’s childhood dream was to become a best-selling novelist. But when luck finally strikes after years of trying to make it in the publishing industry, her entire world is tossed into turmoil when it’s revealed that somebody wants her dead.

As the pressures mount and as the threats escalate, Lisa’s boyfriendâ??a former SEALâ??quickly rises up to protect her. But is even he enough to help her survive this? After all, the person who wants her dead is as bright as he is cunning. And he’s not above killing the love of Lisa’s life should he get in the way.

Since childhood, Lisa Ward knew the power of a dream. What she didn’t know is that dreams often can turn into nightmares.

This story unfolds over three volumes between 35,000 and 45,000 words each.

Mail Order Substitute (The Belgrave Brides Agency Book 2)

by Audrey Yates

Sally Malone is a beautiful, high class saloon girl doing what she needed to do to get by. But when two men are shot in a her room, she has no choice but to flee West. As she travels to San Francisco, she meets a woman called Laura Richards on her way to marry a young rancher. They share a dinner together and Laura reveals she is a mail order bride destined to marry a man called Justin Butler.

Justin Butler is strong, handsome and with grey eyes the color of thunderclouds. He knows it is time to settle down, so he contacted Edna Belgrave to find him a suitable bride.

The next day Sally and Laura’s stage coach is attacked and dives over a cliff, killing Laura.That morning Sally is found by none other than the man Laura is to marry; Justin Butler! Since Justin has never seen Laura before, Sally herself poses as her.

But how long will Sally be able to keep up the deception? How will Justin react when he finds out he has a Substitute Bride?

This is part of the Belgrave Brides Agency Series.

Clean romance.

“A lovely book! A great story you could get into from the very first page, so easy to read. A good book for a rainy day.” – Joanie, UK

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Free religion and spirituality Kindle books for 31 Jul 14

Chakra Power: Novel Chakra Activation Techniques for Personal Growth

by L. Jackson

My hope with Chakra Power is to share with you what I have learned from working with the chakras that is not found in these numerous books. Having worked with the chakras for almost twenty years, I have found that even some of the best known techniques don’t work for everybody. The fastest and most surefire way to make progress is through experimenting with a range of orthodox and unorthodox techniques. Along the way you discover what works and doesn’t work for you.

Most books have focused on how the chakras work, as well as how spiritual growth can be enhanced by working with them. Few books, though, seek to demonstrate how chakra work can enhance everyday life and the struggles we all endure. Chakra work is for the spiritual and the mundane, the sacred and profane. Material wants and needs do not need to be shunned, as there should be no perceived conflict between the spirit and physical matter. Satisfying both are fundamental to our path through life as human beings.

Changes That Stick! How 12 Habits Can Transform Your Life (Fitness, Weight, Financial, Creativity, Start your own business, Productivity, Addiction, Relationships, Happiness, Organization)

by Robert S. Scott

Changes That Stick! How 12 Habits Can Transform Your Life

Are you ready to make a transformation?!

Are you someone who makes resolutions every December 31st and then breaks them by January 2nd? Do you get frustrated because you set a goal to make a change but can’t make it stick? You seem to just trail off after an explosive start to a new goal?

Making changes that improve our lives are something that most of us want to do. We have great ideas and will even start but just can’t seem to keep up with it. Making these changes are very possible but how we go about it and our frame of mind in how we approach it can make all the difference in the world when it comes to actually achieving those goals and making them permanent.

This book will show you how to make them “stick.” We talk about most of the areas of our life that we want to address. Take the time to read through this book entirely and then tackle each chapter/goal one at a time to really work on your goals. If a resolution is worth the effort of self-discipline, let us make it easy for you so that you’ll feel its effectiveness for your entire life!

Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

Here’s a Preview of What You Will Learn…

  • Improve Fitness
  • Lose Weight
  • Improve Financial Position
  • Creativity of Skill Development
  • Start Your Own Business
  • Improve Productivity
  • Addiction Elimination
  • Relationships
  • Happiness
  • Get Organized
  • Spirituality
  • Career Advancement
  • Much, much more!

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Reiki: The Beginners Guide to Mastering The Ancient Art of Reiki Healing (Reiki, Mind healing, Reiki technique, Body healing,)

by Julianne P.

Would you like to learn more about Reiki healing?

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You’re about to discover how to…

Practice the techniques and strategies of Reiki and use it as means of healing your mind, body and improving your overall quality of life. You will also learn how to heal others, its benefits and different positions for self-treating.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • An overview of the practice
  • Types of Reiki healing
  • Benefits of Reiki
  • Reiki hand positions for healing others
  • Reiki hand positions for self treatment
  • Reiki for pregnant women
  • Reiki for babies and toddlers
  • The seven Chakras
  • Much, much more!

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Ignorant, Pathless, Characterless, Spontaneous, Inactive: How These Qualities Will Make You Happy

by Enck Kanaj

Do you feel disillusioned and restless? Are you tired of struggling through life?

Many people accomplish what they have sought to achieve, yet remain unhappy. When will we find the peace and joy we truly seek? In Ignorant, Pathless, Characterless, Spontaneous, Inactive Enck Kanaj helps guide you along the path of self-discovery and finally find the answers you’ve been seeking.

Are you obsessed with stress? Addicted to chaos?

This book will not only help you find the illusive inner peace, but also show you how to have that peace consistently, even when life gets tough.

Are you seeking individual freedom?

Let these ideas help you set your spirit free and live the creative life you desire and the life of joy you deserve! By practicing these simple principles, you will achieve more than ever before. When you are Ignorant, Pathless, Characterless, Spontaneous, and Inactive, you become centered and grounded and walk in your true purpose in life. Learn how to dance with the universe, and find your bliss!

In order to attain freedom and happiness, however, you must unlearn what you have already learned. Are you ready?

Take advantage of the savings by downloading the Better Life Box Set by Enck Kanaj now, which includes Ignorant, Pathless, Characterless, Spontaneous, Inactive plus 5 other mind blowing and inspirational books that will catapult you into the life you’ve always wanted!

A Quiet Heart: Discovering Peace and Power at Jesus’ Feet

by Carla Jividen Peer

This is a “must” read for women, single or married, older or younger, who are spiritually thirsty. Women race through life and arrive empty. A Quiet Heart explores the true source of a woman’s life, one that flows out of a life with Jesus. This in-depth look at Titus 2:3-8 provides practical spirituality.

240 pages — includes group study guide

About the author:

Carla Jividen Peer is a teacher and author and former Director of Women’s Ministry at her church. She is a graduate of Cornell University. Carla and her husband, Roger, have three married children and a number of grandchildren.

Dream to Survive Dream Dictionary

by Anders Johansson

A new and different way of looking at dreamsâ?¦

Dreams are the problem child of modern psychology. For thousands of years considered the voice of the Gods; nowadays considered the folly of teenage girls and new-agers. Many have tried to unlock their secrets; but somehow the fanciful symbols, predictions and insights we’ve grown accustomed to never quite satisfy.

Anders Johansson connects common sense with ancient wisdom to deliver a brand new perspective on dreams. Dream to Survive explains the purpose and meaning of dreams and reveals new principles for dream interpretation. The bravura theory behind this dream dictionary will help you understand your dreams and even show you how to predict future trends.

Understanding The Mind Body And Spirit

by Kelly Lynch Mackey

This Booklet give’s an insight to how the mind body and spirit work.When you read this book you will feel more connected to the mind body and spirit.

Longing to Grow: In the Spirit

by Jean Cook

The documentary film “Babies” followed four infants who were born into very different circumstances in Namiba, Mongolia, Toyko, and San Francisco. There is no narration or dialogue from adults in the film, only the sounds babies make as they begin to discover the world into which they have been born. They coo and laugh when they â??re happy; they cry when they are hurt or hungry. And all of them like milk! The fascination of the film lies in watching them grow.

As a baby craves milk, followers of Christ are to crave the “pure milk of the Word of God” that leads to spiritual growth. The apostle Peter says, Long to grow up into the fullness of your salvation; cry for this as a baby cries for his milk” (1 Peter2:1,2). Peter wrote this to encourage a group of Chris-followers who had been scattered by persecution. He urged them to set aside feelings of anger and jealousy toward each other, along with talking one way and living another and “as newborn babes, desire the pure milk of the Word, that you may grow thereby.”

The Lord invites us to drink all that we need from His bountiful supply. He loves to watch His children grow!


Lord, I want to be more like you.

Please give me a fervent desire to drink of

Your Word.

Grow me into a person who resembles You

In all I say and do.

Their Stronghold in Time of Trouble: God’s Heart of Protection Against the Wicked (The Heart of God Series)

by Jeff Lampos

Jeff Lampos wrote this study of Psalm 37 when he lost his career position in an evil, political environment. How God met him in this situation will encourage you and your friends when evil confronts you.

31 pages

includes questions for interaction and application

About the Author:

After 35 years in computer systems management, Jeff left industry to become certified as a high school math teacher. Now retired, he serves as an elder and teacher in his home church and as a volunteer and board member with LRI. He has degrees in Mathematics from the University of Illinois and in Business Administration from the University of Chicago.

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Improve Learning: How To Accelerate Your Learning Capacity And Thrive To Reach Your Potential Using NLP Techniques (improve learning, nlp techniques, neuro … learning, thrive, reach your potential)

by Andrew Young

Improve Learning – How To Accelerate Your Learning Capacity And Thrive To Reach Your Potential Using NLP Techniques

Regularly priced at $4.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

Do you find it difficult to perform at your best? Does it take a long time for you to process information and apply it? Luckily for you we have put together a guide that can accelerate your learning capacity to a whole new level using NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) techniques.

Learning is something we are always constantly doing, even if we are not aware of it. It is important to keep learning as it helps us grow so that we can reach our full potential which all of us have the right to do.

In This Book, Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learnâ?¦

  • Learning as a way of life
  • What is learning capacity
  • Learning styles to increase one’s learning capacity
  • History of NLP
  • NLP and how it works
  • NLP techniques and their usage
  • Effectiveness of NLP to learning
  • Interrelation between learning capacity and NLP techniques

Take action right away to thrive to your potential today by downloading this book, â??Improve Learning – How To Accelerate Your Learning Capacity And Thrive To Reach Your Potential Using NLP Techniques’, for a limited time discount!

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Autism in Children: Symptoms, School Accommodations, and Parent Rights

by Cindy Stringer Wismer

‘Autism in Children’ describes the symptoms of autism, how to get your child assessed, and how to navigate the often confusing school system. As a parent of a child with autism you are your child’s case carrier and advocate. This guide outlines your rights as a parent and what services are available for your child. It describes the Individualized Education Program (IEP) and lists appropriate accommodations and modifications. An informed parent is an empowered parent.

Easy Ways To Get An A (Back To School Series Book 4)

by Simone Gillespie

Everyone wants to see an A on their test paper. Our test taking guide shows you easy test taking strategies that can be used to quickly get higher grades. This book examines the strategies used in various styles of testing and tells you the inside secrets on how these questions are set. You will also be shown how to study in order to get A’s easily. There is also a section for parents so that they can help their child to learn and succeed in school.

2 interesting, meaningful and thoughtful articles by M R Abdullah (words 8498): read, think and reflect series…

by Mohammed Raj Abdullah

money should not define who we are. freedom from the creator is an illusion. we the humans need islam. islam does not need us. our free will is a major test as the journey of life is an examination, our lives are full of tests.

Mrs Qroutt’s Big Birthday Rainbow Cake: Big family ,big cake for ten (Mrs Qroutts and her ten children Book 1)

by Kelly Marie Pentland

A big family with one amazing day for all .A fairy tale to remind you of all the desserts and best sweets one can make in the kitchen for the loved ones .

She gets to prepare ingredients on her big table with the kids running around and being naughty or of little help .

The Silliest Story EVER!!: Paradox for adults and kids alike (Silliest stories Book 1)

by Kelly Marie Pentland

All your thinking and logic is tested in this very short tale ,easy to stick to mind and easy to tale .Participate by adding your reaction ,ideas to Kagu Marketing House online .

Short tale for young children ,early English learners aid ,stage lovers,speech development aid and fairytale enthusiast with a deeper meaning to life .We all get into unknown and confusing situations in life and this is a special story created during those times to fill up those times for others .It is only with the support and help of people who know us we can get better .

Children will love the brilliant characters in the story and be colourful trying to perform this parable for family and friends to enjoy with outfits to make you laugh without a word said .

Tim’s Big Bad Cold (I can read series Book 9)

by Agnes Musa

This book, written in simplified English for people learning to read English, learning English as a second language and for parents teaching children to read, talks about children and colds. Children play in the rain, they catch colds. The book touches on the importance of children taking care of themselves when they go out to play.

The book, one of several titles at the same level by the same author (also available here) features a theme that focuses on young children’s lives.

Writing Monthly Fiction:: How to Write and Sell Your Fiction Novel in One Month

by Charles Moore

The complete guide to writing a full, fiction novel in a month while maintaining quality and a story your readers will love. We cover the following:

  • The importance of conflict and how to weave it into your story
  • The two main types of writers and how to use concepts from both to write a book in a month
  • How to properly outline a full novel
  • Character development and world building specific to a book that can be completed in a month
  • How to develop plots and settings
  • How to add depth to your main character and make them proactive right from the start
  • How to correctly use prose, viewpoints, tenses, descriptions, and dialogue
  • Advanced story structure and development
  • Correct ways to end books and how to plant seeds for future books
  • Categories and genres that work well when writing a book in a month
  • How to use elements of romance and thrillers
  • How to network as an author
  • How to work on pitches and talk about your book to agents, editors and publishers
  • Correct ways to work with publishers
  • How to self-publish and market your book as a self-publisher
  • When and how to research topics in your book
  • How to work with dialogue to add more to your book
  • Learn to lay out the “rules” or any magic, superpower, or paranormal powers you have
  • How to correctly contrast realism with unrealistic elements to add depth
  • Adding tension, foreshadowing and pain to your story
  • How to correctly handle a fight scene
  • Working with contracts and being aware of scams
  • Get a detailed day by day plan to write a book in a month, plus so much more!

Farm (Baby Books) (Baby Book Series 1)

by Ifeanyi Esimai

***Amazon Prime and Kindle Unlimited members; Yes, you can download this book for FREE on your Kindle device***

Baby Books: Farm is a collection of vibrant pictures of familiar objects and delightful animals in the farm. It is the ideal baby book for learning about the farm and farm animals. Grab a copy today and bond with your child as you explore the baby’s farm book!

Books in the Baby Book Series include:-

  • Baby Animals
  • Shapes
  • Farm

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    Hunkering Down: A Means of Survival (Be A Prepper Book 2)

    by Macallister Anderson

    No one wants to think about what can happen in a disaster. They do happen, however, and you have to prepare in order to save and protect yourself and your loved ones.

    There may be disaster situations that may keep you from being able to get out of where you live. You might have to stay at one place for an extended period of time. This is what is known as “hunkering down.” Hunkering down involves staying in one place for a while as a means of ensuring that you will be secure from outside threats. In these situations, the length of time that you might have to hunker down is unknown. You have to be prepared.

    This book is about what you need to do in the event that you do actually have to hunker down and defend yourself for a while. This covers information on what supplies you’ll need in, how you will protect yourself, and more. Topics included are:

    – Why people have to hunker down in the first place

    – The home security materials you’ll need to protect yourself and to observe what is happening outside

    – What you can use for energy

    – The foods that you’ll need

    – How to manage hygiene and first aid

    – What you’ll need for communication

    – What to do if you must leave your “safe” place

    This book can be important in helping you understand what you what you can do if you need to stay in one place for a while. It’s a difficult thing to think, about but it is one that you must consider for your own safety and survival.


    by JD Fenrir

    Where will you be when the World ends?Take a whimsical walk with me down the Isles where they sell the very best doomsdays.Death by asteroid, volcano, alien attack or ice age, if you are standing on this planet when she blows, you will have a really bad day!
    If humans were as short-sighted as their policies concerning disasters, we would have a population of the blind. The Ostrich technique will not work for Earth much longer, so take a walk with me as we examine the most likely extinction events for our species, and how to deal with them, all with a bit of humor.
    Ë?Ë?Ë? The End of the World will Come! What will You do about it?Scroll up and get your copy of Doomsday today!!

    Mechanisms in Dealing With Diabetes

    by Jasmine Frost

    Type 2 diabetes is an unhealthy condition known to effect adults. The disease targets the older generation because the need to do extra physical activity outside of their jobs, and eating healthy isn’t there. These days we work and live in a fast paced world where everything is based on time. The less time spent the better, therefore people don’t have the time and sometimes the money to get healthy food or join a gym. Not being aware of what is going into and out for your body and not maintaining a stable weight with your height, diseases and health complications will occur. The website “How to prevent type 2 diabetes” presented by the Public Health Agency of Canada, displays ways you can prevent your chances of getting diabetes

    The Modern Prepper: Survival Tips and Techniques To Survive In Today’s World

    by BJ Knights

    Understanding how to prepare for and survive a disaster scenario can mean the difference between life and death for you and your family. Unfortunately, many families only have one member who is well versed in survival techniques. In most cases, this role is filled by the male of the household. Such a trend can be dangerous as dependency grows on one particular family member in the event of an emergency or natural disaster. This can be avoided by spreading the knowledge of prepping to those within your family so that they too can be empowered to survive. Canning and food preservation as well as urban survival play a crucial role in the basic techniques of survival prepping. Understanding these concepts and educating others is a necessary step in ensuring the safety of yourself and those around you. This book gives you a prepper’s edge in times of uncertainty to help you teach every member of your family how to prepare and survive disaster.â??

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    Jorja’s Heart: A Brave Little Girl’s Battle with a Congenital Heart Defect

    by John E. Smith

    Jorja’s Heart: A Brave Little Girl’s Battle with a Congenital Heart Defect


    Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

    We hope this short book will help you or your family understand what congenital heart defects are all about, but most importantly, take you on a journey of a brave little girl and her battle with a congenital heart defect. In this story, you will learn that you are not alone. 1 in 100 children have a congenital heart defect, yet most children are never diagnosed.

    This book does not aim to give medical advice, but to create awareness of congenital heart defects, more specifically Sub-Aortic Stenosis and Sub-Aortic Membrane.

    Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

    • What is a congenital heart defect?
    • The Diagnosis
    • Surgery
    • Recovery
    • And much, much more!

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    PTSD: Living in the Shadows: A Survivors Guide to Living with PTSD

    by John Mackey

    PTSD: Living in the Shadows, A Survivors Guide to Living with PTSD


    Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

    Proceeds will be donated to civilian and veteran organizations that help people cope and live with PTSD and other related conditions.

    We hope this short book will help you or your family understand and cope with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to live and cope with PTSD. PTSD is not only limited to soldiers. Victims of child abuse, spousal abuse, and witnesses to tragic events can also experience PTSD. More and more people with PTSD are committing suicide than ever before. Together, we can stop this alarming trend.

    This book does not aim to give medical advice, but to create awareness of PTSD.

    Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

    • What is Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
    • What are the symptoms?
    • What are the causes?
    • Seeking help
    • Treatment options
    • Coping techniques
    • And much, much more!

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    About the Author: John Mackey is a combat veteran of Operation Desert Shield/Desert Storm. John has currently published a few self help books and desires to publish more.

    Abuse – Relationships That Scream Help Me! 25 Life-Sucking Secrets I Didn’t Learn In Kindergarten

    by Suzanne McFarland

    What I Wish I Had Known When You Think You Are Being Abused – Abuse is real and it happens to both men and women at the hands of both sexes. It is appalling, inexcusable and it ruins lives, wreaks havoc on the faces, minds and bodies of those who have to endure it. If you see signs of having an abusive husband, abusive wife or abusive person of any kind in your life, here you can learn from my mistakes.

    What I Did Instead – The next day, as I stood in the foyer hearing the wedding march begin to play, I looked at the glass windows of the church that I had grown up in, and I paused. I wondered if I should turn back and tell my Dad when he came to get me, to walk down the aisle that I had changed my mind and that I had serious doubts about marrying my groom. Out of pride and love for them, I went down the aisle with a bit of dread in my heart, dismissing it quickly and shoving it down to the pit of my stomach and my mind. Thus, began a pattern that would continue for almost twenty-seven yearsâ?¦..shoving aside what I should have confronted face to face.

    How to Recover From Emotional Abuse: Heal Your Broken Heart: Psychological and Emotional Abusive Relationships

    by Tamara Bris

    Are you in an abusive relationship? Have you left an abusive relationship? Then this book is for you.

    It’s bad enough to be emotionally abused, but what happens after you leave the relationship? The act of leaving the relationship won’t instantly make your life better. You need to regain your confidence – in fact, you need to rebuild your life.

    How do you begin to create the life you want after abuse? This book helps you on your journey to the life you want.

    About the author.

    The author, Tamara Bris, has been through nearly a lifetime of abuse in various forms. The author struggled with leaving a fifteen year emotionally abusive relationship and then wondered why she felt such a close bond and connection with her abuser. After contact with other victims, Tamara found that many victims form strong love and bonding attachments to the people who abuse them. Tamara, who has a degree in criminology and sociology, used her skills as a researcher and discovered “trauma bonding,” a type of love addiction which bonds victims to their abuser.

    Having the knowledge that she was suffering “trauma bonding” helped Tamara and other women recover from their abuse addiction to abuse. Tamara’s story and other stories are shared in this book.

    Where Is God, Mommy?

    by Kristie Chiles

    A delightful Children’s Book by Best-Selling Author, Kristie Chiles.

    Children often ask the question, Where Is God, Mommy and this author gives you a rhyming book to answer that question with beautiful illustrations!

    Sizzling Secrets of Online Dating

    by Cindy Williams

    Sizzling Savory Online Dating Secrets – How To Find The One Amazing, Passionate Attractive & Delicious Man You Deeply Desire

    By: Cindy Williams

    Okay, I’m single. Now what? If you listen to your gut and to your Picker Alert while you are dating now, he will come home to you. If you look for a guy while you are dating with your “picker” on full alert in the first place and watch the flags and stand by your deal breakers, it IS possible to find the love of your life til death do you part. That is the purpose of this book.

    In this book you will find out:

    What 3 Things To Look For In A Man When You Start Over

    How To Choose A Good Mate The Second, Third, Fourth or Fifth Go-Around

    Why Online Dating Looks Like A Candy Shop For Men

    5 Profile Tips To Make You A “10”

    What Are Your Top Deal-Breakers?

    How To Keep Your Picker On Full Alert

    Are You Sick and Tired of Dating? Is It Worth Renewing Your Dating Subscription?

    Why Do Men Cheat? Did An Alien Steal His Brain?

    What Is A Man Thinking When He Cheats?

    When A Man Truly Loves You and She Walks By and Turns His Head

    If A Man Doesn’t Have This, You’re In The Danger Zone

    Online dating can be a real pain in the behind if it stretches out too many years, but unless you want to go the local grocery store and try to meet someone by bumping into them with your grocery cart, it is a necessary part of being single but wanting to date people of like-mindedness. It truly is an ingenious way to meet people that you would normally wait years to be introduced to, by your brother-in-law or your best friend. Just think about it, how many people lately have tried to “fix you up” with someone completely out of the question. Or, maybe NO ONE has suggested you might like this person or this one. It truly is difficult to try and figure out who you know that is newly single or been single forever that you might like to meet. Being a matchmaker can be a total disaster (tried that and it always bombed), so let the online experts set it up for you. Then, you will have no one to blame but yourself.

    Online dating can be fun if you avoid the traps and do this instead: Learn how to filter the hundreds of responses you will surely get if you put an attractive CURRENT photo of yourself on your profile.

    Be real. I believe there is someone for everyone, but just keep it real. Be yourself and have fun browsing!


    My New School (Growing Up)

    by JoDee Mason

    A book to prepare young children for preschool or kindergarten. Typical rules while at school such as sharing, talking when it’s your turn, listening, and more. Perfect for ages 0-4

    Fluffy Clouds: Fluffy clouds are like ….

    by Kelly Marie Pentland

    A syllable about fluffy clouds are like …Few words to get a fast and quick reading when ever you can leaving you with a bit more information and words.

    One of Kelly Pentlands favourite writings and suitable for all countries and weather because a fluffy cloud always appears after a few days .

    Getting Over Your Ex: 7 steps to heartbreak recovery from divorce and break-ups

    by Bryant Jones

    Whether you broke up with a long term boyfriend or girlfriend, got a divorce or broke it off with a lover you need to heal and put the relationship in the past.

    Getting over someone can take different amounts of time for each relationship. “Getting Over Your Ex” lays out a simple (not always easy) step-by-step process for putting the past to rest and getting the healing and freedom you deserve.

    Choose this for yourself and take the journey to new possibilities and a free heart!

    How to Choose the Perfect Gift: For Women: 67 Ideas for Presents For Women

    by Barbara Smith

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    There is not a single woman in the world who doesn’t like to receive gifts. People say that women are hard for understanding and maybe this is a real fact. You never know what to buy. You are wondering if it has to be with a card or without or should it be packaged with cellophane or not.

    Most women prefer to be gifted with emotions instead of possessions. Women are very romantic and by receiving gifts their femininity is being established. Don’t forget that words are very important to women. Women pay attention on every gesture, look and detail, so do your best in this direction. Some women love to receive luxurious underwear or voyages, others love household appliances, but there is one common thing between all of them- all women love to receive gifts that are served in the right way and presented with a beautiful packaging. You can overjoy a woman even more if you complete the gift with something delicious. You can put as an accent a chocolate, several of her favorite candies or cookies or even aromatic bags of the tea that you know she prefers most. In this way you will show HER that you know her taste which will make her sincerely happy.

    Do you need an idea for an interesting, unusual, creative and original gift for your female friend, wife or your girlfriend? The original gift- this is your path to her heart. The creative presents will help you to conquer the heart of your sister, girlfriend, wife, and mother in law, grandmother or a colleague.

    Surprise your loved once for Christmas, anniversaries, birthdays or even without a special occasion. That gesture will make them feel more special and delighted. Don’t let the choice of the gift for the last minute because you could not have the necessary finances for the moment no matter how much the present costs. It is not even necessary to exude a big amount of money to make your loved once happy. You need imagination and enough time for researching and choosing for the best option. This book will make you feel sure about that.

    Your gift should provoke an amusement. You could spend tons of money and never to create an enthusiasm or a delight in the person you are trying to surprise. It is good if you serve the gift a greeting. The most optimal variant is a handedly signed card. Your present should bring positive information. It is not important if you buy the present for a special occasion or without one. It shows your attitude and respect to the person you are trying to impress. The respect, love, gentleness and the affection will definitely guide you while choosing the best gift.

    Regarding the packaging, the gift could be wrapped in polythene, but it is worth to spend five more minutes in that. Your packaging could send the whole message that you are trying to commit with no words, that is why you should try your best. You will also feel the satisfaction of your preparations while watching the joy in your loved once while holding the gift in her arms.

    It doesn’t matter if you are in a longstanding relationship or you and your girlfriend are together from two weeks. You probably don’t know the taste of your partner so well if you are together from a short amount of time. In that case, you better don’t take the risk, but be more careful than dared. Choosing a gift for the people that we care is always problematic. It seems that if you try to find a present for someone that you care less, the decision is easier, but when the gift is supposed to rejoice your loved wife, it becomes a really tough work. If you are in a longstanding relationship, you and your partner have already spent together several birthdays, Christmas and New Year parties, Name days. When we add the gifts for the anniversaries and for the Valentine day as well, the list of the creative ideas for new gifts is being consumed. We even don’t cou

    Know Your Kids Better in 5 Minutes Per Day Sampler: Ideas and Conversation Starters to Draw Your Family Closer Together

    by Harley McAllister

    Do you worry that you don’t really know your kids? Do you sense a lack of meaningful conversations with them, or often wonder what they are really thinking? Do you wish you had more opportunities to share ideas with them and impart some of your wisdom? Perhaps you wonder when you would have the time to have these conversations, especially because when the opportunities do come up, you find yourself at a loss of things to say? If that sounds familiar, this little book is designed to give you the tools you need to start having more interesting conversations at the dinner table – or anywhere else – even if you only have a few minutes. It starts with a list of suggestions to help your children open up more, includes a few games and activities that are easy to implement anywhere, then lists over 200 conversation starters, divided into categories, that you can use at any opportunity to start having deeper conversations with your kids so that you can get to know who they really are and draw your family closer together. These ideas have worked in our family, and we’re confident that they can help your family too.

    This SAMPLER edition contains a short introduction, tips to guide your conversations, 1 game and 15 conversation starters that will give you an idea of what the complete edition will offer you. We have priced it cheap so that there are no barriers to you in checking out what we have to offer, and even the complete edition is only a $2.99 eBook. Take this opportunity to start connecting better with your children!

    Memories of my Liverpool youth

    by jack mcdonald

    my memories of growing up in Liverpool

    Pregnancy: Pregnancy guide, the all purpose manual for first time mothers and fathers (pregnancy, pregnancy guide, Pregnancy & childbirth, women’s health, … motherhood, health fitness & diet)

    by Andrea Dillon


    Becoming pregnant can feel like you have moved to a different planet. The days and nights are upside down, you are handling lots of new equipment, and there is a puny alien yelling in a language you do not understand. In fact pregnancy is a course of rebirth for every woman since at this point she comes a full circle of life. However, it is also a new and the most pleasant experience for men who are becoming dads for the first time.

    While moving to this strange new world may seem like a baffling task, you can take comfort in knowing that many have gone before you â?? and now they can’t imagine living anywhere else. Here is a guidebook to assist you taking preparation for this beautiful one-way journey.


    Though pregnancy is a normal event, it is quite complex, involving immense physical and emotional changes in mothers as well as in the entire family’s relationships. Yet these changes are tiny compared to the miracle of development of a brand new human being from a single cell.

    Though you are only expecting a bundle of joy when you are detected pregnant through a positive pregnancy test, you must acknowledge the responsibilities you are entrusted with now that you are going to have a baby. Expecting some kind of pregnancy problem is also normal. The Pregnancy Guide: the all purpose manual for first time mothers and fathers shares all you need to know regarding the beautiful journey- from pregnancy health and care, pregnancy complications, safe foods for pregnancy, and taking care of your baby, right through to birth. So, follow the guidelines to avoid letting yourself bogged down with common uncomfortable conditions to be experienced during the entire span of pregnancy.


    * The book helps you getting prepared for having a baby and some foolproof symptoms to ensure your pregnancy.

    * The book shares strategies that will enable you to ensure proper growth and development of your baby.

    * The book also provides you knowledge to make informed choices for yourself and your unborn baby, the knowledge which is difficult to come by unless you have medical background and a lot of free time.

    *Finally, the book gives you strategies that will enable you to provide safety and take care of your newborn baby.

    Undoubtedly, the Pregnancy Guide: the all purpose manual for first time mothers and fathers is a model of care for all pregnant women and their partners to follow that fits the reality of pregnancy and childbirth. Unearth various options for dealing pregnancy associated problems as well as tips for taking care of yourself/your pregnant partner and your baby, and practice what really works in this sensitive period of life.

    Download this invaluable guide today!

    Teaching our Kids Good Deeds Kind Word Act of Kindness: Traditions of Service for Children (Parenting Children Books Book 1)

    by Baslee Troutman

    Kids Save the World


    Teaching Children

    Traditions of Service

    Smart Parenting

    Be a Great Human Being

    by being Kind

    by doing Random Acts of Kindness

    by doing Good Deeds

    By author Baslee Troutman and JC Larsen, RN

    Kids Save the World through Good Deeds and Kind Words offers 1000’s of ideas, examples and things that children can do to practice acts of kindness in their homes, neighborhood, school and community. There are lots ideas for any age child. These are real life, every day acts that parents can teach their kids. Come see how you and your children can perform traditions of service.

    Performing acts of kindness and doing good deeds to help others is one of the greatest lessons to teach children, teens and young adults. It makes them feel good, relieves stress and helps one develop good balances of empathy and compassion. This is the ultimate way your child and your family can participate in making the world a better place and making others feel like they matter and belong.

    There are many ways to practice sharing “kind words” and “good deeds.”

    Kids have to see it and hear from us first. Make it a family affair by including everyone in seeing how we can share our abundance and wealth as life allows. Our children will learn that kind words and good deed prevent bullying, it is contagious, makes all of us happier, and teaches us trust and kindness. Our children will have the opportunity to develop a full and balanced life with meaningful relationships.

    Kids save the word by practicing kind words and goods deeds. Let’s do it together. It will change your life and place your child on a pathway full of riches, value and a belief that they do make a difference.

    Be smart. Be wise. Be a good parent.â??

    The Beginning of a Great Life. Baslee Troutman wishing you healthy, happy and prosperous travels.

    I’d like to welcome you to look at all Baslee Troutman books. Thank you to all my followers, fans, and readers of the book series and fine art photography. I have been blessed with a great opportunity to talk with everyone and be able to reach many people through the new e-venues and am grateful to be a part of your life. Please take the time to leave a short REVIEW, thank you.

    Scroll up and Click on the BUY button above and let’s show the world what a difference one kind and good person can make!

    Every Mother Can Keep Her Cool

    by Julie Ann Barnhill

    Julie Barnhill knows moms. In her vast speaking experience, she has heard it all when it comes to the frustrations of motherhood, and she knows what moms want. Just as she did in One Tough Mother, Barnhill meets moms where they are and offers them hope and encouragement in the tough times.
    Each of these compact, giftable books is filled with personal stories, Scripture, advice, and humor that will help moms cope and even laugh out loud in the face of mothering challenges. Specially designed for busy moms, these little lifesavers are the perfect gift for any mom with any age kids.

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    Alliance of Evil (An MP-5 CIA Thriller)

    by M.H. Sargent

    Ten years after the 9/11 attacks, U.S. Navy SEALs finally brought a fitting end to Osama bin Laden’s reign of terror.

    Now, in retaliation for Bin Laden’s death, sleeper cells are going live and attacking American citizens on their own soil. With more attacks likely, one has to ask, how did the terrorists get here? And how can they operate so effortlessly behind the scenes?

    The answer is simple. They teamed up with a powerful Mexican drug cartel that smuggled them over the border – after they had been educated in the Mexican culture and learned to speak fluent Spanish – making it easier for them to blend in with the more than 37 million Latinos in America.

    After ascertaining that the leader of these terrorist cells is based in Mexico, M.H. Sargent’s MP-5 CIA team races to cut off the head of these terrorist cells before they can attack the U.S. again. But this posting will challenge them like no other, as they find themselves caught in the crosshairs between two rival and vicious Mexican cartels.

    The Memory Box

    by Eva Lesko Natiello

    What would you do if you searched your own past and uncovered something shocking?

    In this gripping domestic thriller, a group of privileged suburban moms amuse themselves by Googling everyone in town, digging up dirt to fuel thorny gossip. Caroline Thompson, devoted mother of two, sticks to the moral high ground and attempts to avoid these women. She’s relieved to hear her name appears only three times, citing her philanthropy. Despite being grateful that she has nothing to hide, a delayed pang of insecurity prods Caroline to Google her maiden nameâ??which none of the others know.

    The hits cascade like a tsunami. Caroline’s terrified by what she reads. An obituary for her sister, JD? That’s absurd. With every click, the revelations grow more alarming. They can’t be right. She’d know. Caroline is hurled into a state of paranoiaâ??upending her blissful family lifeâ??desperate to prove these allegations false before someone discovers they’re true.

    The disturbing underpinnings of The Memory Box expose a story of deceit, misconceptions, and an obsession for control. With its twists, taut pacing, and psychological tenor, Natiello’s page-turning suspense cautions:

    Be careful what you search for.

    Praise for The Memory Box

    “The Memory Box is a literary rarityâ??a story of high imagination cast with characters who seem as authentic as they are complex. From the moment Caroline Thompson dares to Google her own name, the stakes and suspense develop, treating the reader to a “can’t put it down” mystery.”

    â??Sidney Offit, author of Memoir of a Bookie’s Son

    “In her impressive first novel, The Memory Box, Eva Lesko Natiello tells the fascinating story of a woman whose memories piece together a self-portrait she doesn’t recognizeâ??until those memories yield to the terrible secrets they conceal.”

    â??John Biguenet, author of The Torturer’s Apprentice and Oyster

    The Memory Box is a Houston Writers Guild 2014 Manuscript award winner.

    Death on Daytime: A Tess Darling Mystery (The Tess Darling Mysteries Book 1)

    by Tash Bell

    TV producer Tess Darling is a gorgeous, grubby blonde who skids across bars, and slides under men, to escape the shadow of her famous father, eminent broadcaster Darcus Darling.

    When a presenter on her show is murdered, it’s Tess who is thrust into the spotlight however. To save the jobs of her TV crew – including her best friend and worst cameraman Miller – she’s forced to turn investigative reporter.

    Probing the dark underbelly of daytime TV, Tess encounters bloated stars, bristling talent agents and vicious competition from her own father. Will Tess prove the failure he’s always held her to be? Or can she stop the killer before they strike again? As the stakes rise, inhibitions drop: Tess may have Miller by her side, but it’s hunky Detective Selleck she’s got her eye onâ?¦

    If you intend to spend any part of this summer on a beach/ hungover/ trying to duck flashbacks from the night before, DEATH ON DAYTIME is the book for you.

    Mourning the Little Dead

    by Jane A. Adams

    Twenty-three years ago, Helen Jones disappeared on her way to school.

    She was twelve years old and no trace of her or how she died was ever found.

    But now a confession in a sealed envelope has been discovered in the possession of a dead man.

    And strangely this discovery has come to light now that another young girl has gone missing.

    Naomi Blake had been Helen’s best friend, and as they were inseparable companions, Naomi was the last person to have seen her alive.

    Having quarreled on the morning of Helen’s disappearance, Naomi has never forgiven herself and now, blinded from an accident and a reluctant ex-policewoman, she sets out to uncover the long-hidden truth behind Helen’s vanishing.

    With the police keeping unnervingly quiet as to the identity of the confessor and focusing on the new missing person case, Naomi struggles to understand what happened to her friend all those years agoâ?¦


    “A haunting debut” – Minette Walters on The Greenway

    “The Greenway hinted at promising crime-writing talent; Cast the First Stone amply confirms that view” – The Times

    “Adams’ story is described with low key discretion and deliberate lack of sensationalism that make it all the more haunting…grippingly edgy” – Sunday Times on Cast the First Stone

    JANE A. ADAMS first book, The Greenway, was shortlisted for the CWA John Creasey Award in 1995 and for the Authors’ Club Best First Novel Award.

    Endeavour Press is the UK’s leading independent publisher of digital books.

    Sugar And Spice And Not So Nice (The Mellow Summers Paranormal MysterySeries: Book 1)

    by Janet McNulty

    College Student

    My name is Mellow Summers. I never believed in ghosts until I moved to Vermont. That was the day I met Rachel. And my life has never been the same since.

    Candle Shoppe Employee

    Mellow Summers just wanted to go to college and get her film degree. She moved into a furnished apartment with her friend Jackie only to find that it already had a tenant: the ghost of a girl who was murdered a year earlier. Now it is up to Mellow to not only discover who the murderer is, but to prove it as well.

    Amatuer Sleuth

    With the help of the ghost Rachel, Mellow sets out to solve the year old mystery. She soon finds out that she may have taken on more than she can handle. Pursued by someone who wants the identity of the killer to remain a secret, Mellow will have to use all her resources to outwit him and help the spirit of Rachel move on.

    Ghost Magnet

    LETHAL LADIES: A Lawrence De Maria Mystery and Thriller Omnibus

    by Lawrence De Maria

    Alton Rhode and Jake Scarne are two very different kinds of investigators. But they have one thing in common. They spend a lot of time in the company of very dangerous women.

    In SIREN’S TEARS, the death of a spider monkey in a South American rain forest is the prelude to a series of apparently unsolvable human murders in Canada and the United States. Only when private investigator Alton Rhode is approached by an elderly Catholic priest – who may know more than he reveals – does the killer have anything to worry about. Nagged by doubts about the priest’s story, but urged on by an unlikely underworld ally, Rhode starts to piece together the mystery. His hunt for the truth spans thousands of miles and makes him a target of a diabolical killer using sex and science to seek a perverted revenge on men.

    In KILLERFEST, one author has been already been murdered for allegedly insulting Islam. Now, Sebastian Quimper, the world’s most popular thriller novelist, is apparently the next target. Jake Scarne is asked to protect Quimper during one of the publishing industry’s premier showcases. More than a thousand authors, agents, publishers and literary groupies are scheduled to attend the annual conference in New York. It will be a security nightmare, since Quimper is the honoree and featured speaker. Nothing is as it seems, as Scarne is confronted with a diabolical madman and a beautiful but deadly woman assassin in a twisty tale that features exotic locations (London, India, Belgium and Tuscany, to name a few).


    Lawrence De Maria is a Pulitzer-nominated journalist who cut his teeth on financial corruption at The New York Times and Forbes. His other thrillers and mysteries in the ALTON RHODE and JAKE SCARNE series do not have to be read in order, but he believes to do so will enhance the reader’s experience.


    Capriati’s Blood

    Laura Lee

    Siren’s Tears




    Sound of Blood

    Madman’s Thirst


    The Viron Conspiracy

    A tenth thriller, HURRICANE FATS, features CIA agent/assassin COLE SUDDEN. It is likely we haven’t heard the last of SUDDEN.


    According to John Crudele of the New York Post, Alton Rhode has “a touch of Bourne, a dash of Bond and a sprig of Spenser.”

    “While De Maria may have been an award-winning financial reporter, he’s an awfully good fiction writer as well.” (THE NAPLES DAILY NEWS)

    “What is really almost beyond belief is how easily De Maria has transitioned from the dry world of financial reporting to the wild and lavish world of novel writing.” (THE COLLIER CITIZEN)

    De Maria is “a master of thriller dialogue.” (THE WASHINGTON INDEPENDENT REVIEW OF BOOKS)

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    Frozen Highway

    by Michael S. Nuckols

    Crystal Hendricks strives to be the perfect Soldier, Mother, and Medic. After she is injured in a roadside explosion in Iraq in 2008, her life falls apart. As she struggles to heal from her injuries and keep her family intact, Crystal is pushed into combat again when she stumbles upon Alaskan militia leader Sherman Croft. Some say Croft is intent on saving America; others call him a terrorist. Unarmed and freezing to death, Crystal must escape a lone stretch of the Alaska Highway as Croft stalks her in the night.

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    Minecraft: Legend of the Blood Moon Apocalypse

    by Hal Jordan

    Since Ancient Times

    Steve and Sky were bounty hunters who track and kill “Withers” all over Minecraftia. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the two encounter a new form of evil that is threatening the safety of their village….

    As a new prophecy emergesâ?¦

    “The sun will turn to darkness and the moon to blood red as the light of day plunges into eternal darkness causing mobs to be ever more lethal and more powerfulâ?¦”

    Click to Look Inside! Read “The Thorn’s Prophecy…”

    171 Job Jokes!: Funny Jokes about Jobs, Professions, and Work! (Laugh Out Loud Jokes)

    by LOL Funny Jokes Club

    Laugh-Out-Loud Job Jokes and Humor!

    Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You’ll love this hilarious joke book.

    Share a funny joke with a friend today!

    Kindle Unlimited & Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!

    • 171 funny jokes
    • Hilarious modern day humor
    • Laugh out loud jokes and entertainment

    With this collection of funny jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh at this funny joke book about jobs and professions.

    Uses for funny jokes…

    • Can aid in story-telling
    • Great for conversation starters
    • Improves conversation and social skills
    • Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
    • Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others
    • Fun to post on social media and send in text messages to friends

    From the book…

    Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

    A: Fill me in when you get back!


    Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?

    A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!


    Q: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

    A: Lawsuits!

    More Jokes About…

    • Accountants
    • Dancing
    • Dentist
    • Farmer
    • Firefighter
    • Lawyers
    • Movies/Movie Directors
    • Police
    • Psychiatrist/Psychologists
    • Salesman
    • Thief
    • Other Professions

    LOL Funny Jokes Club

    The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We’ll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it’s funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!

    Scroll up and click “buy” to start laughing now!

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    Golf Sayings Wit & Wisdom of a Good Walk Spoiled (Wit & Wisdom Series Book 5)

    by Bradford Wheler

    “GOLF SAYINGS: wit & wisdom of a good walk spoiled.” This golf art book showcases artwork along with quotations about golf that covers topics including sportsmanship, golf humor, the pros, Scotland, and even presidential golf. This collaborative publication has two goals in mind: first, to honor and highlight the great game of golf though text and artwork, and secondly, to showcase the talents of new and emerging artists who focus on creating golf art. Both professional and nonprofessional artists were invited to submit their work to be a part of this golf art book. The end result includes 36 artists from countries including the US, UK, Canada, Dominican Republic, Germany, Switzerland, and Sweden. GOLF SAYINGS features a variety of golf art styles including golf photography, illustrations, collages, and paintings. A perfect gift for all golf and art lovers., founded by Bradford G. Wheler, is a collaborative service that assists a wide variety of artists to reach the public through the publication of collections of their works. Past releases include CAT SAYINGS: wit & wisdom from the whiskered ones, HORSE SAYINGS: wit & wisdom straight from the horses mouth, DOG SAYINGS: wit & wisdom from man’s best friend, and SNAPPY SAYNGS: wit & wisdom from the world’s greatest minds. More information on publications and participating artists is available on the website or visit our facebook page “Golf Sayings Book”

    103 Kids Animal Jokes (Kids Joke Books Volume 2)

    by Phil Happie

    Kids Jokes – Animal Jokes For Kids. Here is a wonderful collection of really funny jokes for kids. Hilarious jokes both familiar and brand new! Kids love good funny jokes and they get so much out of them! The best funniest jokes for you to read to your child or for your child to read to you! Ages 7-11+ (Kids Animal Jokes)

    Am I There Yet?: The Memoirs of a Very Nearly Man

    by Paul Green

    A LAUGH OUT LOUD look at one man’s thwarted attempts to find FAME and FORTUNE in the SEXY, GLAMOROUS media world.

    A Romany woman once told Paul Green’s Mum he’d be famous one day. More than three decades later he’s still waiting…

    From Paula Yates to 1980s one-hit-wonder Marilyn, from mega-successful movie director David Yates to Mike Skinner AKA The Streets, Paul Green has been hanging on to the coat tails of the rich and famous for most of his adult life but never quite managed to gatecrash the party and join them in the VIP lounge. Rather than enjoying the trappings of fame and fortune, he’s spent the past three decades languishing in the holding pen along with the desperate, deluded and downright dangerous. And it’s a terrifying place.

    Covering a period from the 1970s to the present day and spanning pop journalism, DJ’ing, film directing, magazine ownership and a succession of purgatorial dead-end jobs, ‘AM I THERE YET?’ is to popular culture what Eddie â??The Eagle’ Edwards’ story is to the world of sport; a paean to glorious failure.And don’t we Brits just love a tale of glorious failure?

    â??AM I THERE YET? will certainly make you LAUGH. It might even make you CRY.

    Kafe Castro (Coffee Break Series Book 1)

    by CF Winn

    Too much novocaine and a favorite thong….that’s how her day started.

    Scantily dressed, and confined to a Danish dental chair, one American woman is forced to relive her sexy, drug hazed past and confront her uncertain future in the first of CF Winn’s COFFEE BREAK SERIES, KAFE CASTRO. Her unique imagination is enhanced by sweet air and an inability to spit. She drags the reader through her bizarre situation as she struggles to free herself and go home.

    As you stumble along, you will be confronted by some serious questions. Is there a conspiracy to keep this young lady from being who she is truly meant to be? Is Fidel Castro alive and well and walking the streets of Copenhagen? And who exactly is the crazy topless woman?

    Kafe Castro keeps the reader in stitches with its wit, humor, and the nagging sense that this could happen to you. Or has it already? If you’ve ever woken up naked in Pervy Robe Guy’s backyardâ?¦

    Life at Sixty-Five Inches: My Thoughts and Stories

    by Jonathan D. Neuschwander

    Life at Sixty-Five Inches is a collection of stories and musings, some very serious, some very funny. A great book to read while on the toilet.The chapters and stories are broken up into the perfect length so that one might enjoy a story whilst on the john and pick up where they left off when they return to the bathroom.

    All My Own Quirk

    by Dennis East


    A big “Thumbs up” from the Daily Male

    “Should give up the day job” from Peasant’s Monthly

    “What’s with all this rhyming stuff” from The New Poet’s Gazette

    You don’t come across too many Quirky Rhyming Autobiographies these days, but you have found a cracker here.

    “It didn’t start out that way.” said the author Dennis East. “It just fell into place when I wrote about the things that have moved me over the years – fortunately Iâ??m easily moved and can see the funny side of most things.”

    After pushing off gently through his childhood recollections, you are introduced to the members of his family. Next he hilariously deals with a very inquisitive adolescence, where we hear of old girlfriends and a few of his best buddies. Then onward to meet “the wife” and the joys of moving to live the Highlands of Scotland where they still live and play Bed & Breakfast to the world.

    I think that it’s a real gem and a little Pam Ayres-esque, which I’m sure that Dennis would agree is a bonus.

    There is something for everyone in this collection of 40 original poems that will make you laugh and think – Although the use of a few well-chosen rude words, might lead you to consider that they may be more for the adult eye / ear.

    The Charlie Chan Movie Quiz

    by Mark Barnard

    A quiz on the cinema history of ace detective Charlie Chan, from his early appearances in silent films through the end of the Monogram series.

    Includes several stills.

    Crap! My Zombie is a Vampire!

    by Iam Funee

    You find them in the movies, on television, in books, magazines, video games, comics, graphic novels, and advertisements. Websites and blogs have been devoted to them. They have their own social media networks and support groups with weekly meetings. They even have their own conventions! Yes, Zombies and Vampires are everywhere!

    How do you know if the person you are interacting with is actually a person? Failing to recognize the characteristics could put you in jeopardy of becoming a ghoulish fiend yourself.

    Thankfully you found CRAP! MY ZOMBIE IS A VAMPIRE! in time. Care to join me for a bite?

    Dude Talk:Lunch Break

    Ever wonder what 20-something, co-worker dudes talk about at lunch? Plenty – work, babes, music, and celebrities. This short story is an hilarious look at how dudes talk and how they like to joke around. Like all private conversations, there are some raunchy elements and rough language.

    Finances For Gamers: How to enjoy hardcore gaming and make money/save money at the same time

    by Shawn Roger

    As an a person who gets paid to play video games, I wanted to put this book out there to reach people who play games and DON’t get paid to show you the WAY. Enjoy Guys

    Nibbles: Bite-Sized Stories for a Fast-Paced, Super-Sized World (Snack-Sized Stories Book 1)

    by KM Zafari

    From the winner of the “Writer’s Digest” Shortest Short Story Contest comes a collection of Twitter-sized microfiction!

    The stories come in a variety of topics, styles, and genres, ranging from macabre to humorous, so (hopefully) there should be something for everyone.


    “The cowboy pushed up the brim of his hat with his six shooter, savoring the last drag of his spent cigarette. He was ready.”

    Drac shook his head. “Kids these days, getting high from huffing garlic.” The worst thing he did in school was drink from hippies.”



    150 Nibbles (140 Characters or Fewer)

    5 Bites (99 Words or Fewer)

    3 Nuggets (299 Words or Fewer)

    Also includes three bonus short story Snacks!

    The Tangi Bridge


    Taedium Vitae


    This version has optimized for Kindle and formatted for readability.

    Party under the sea: Celebration of the water creatures

    by Kelly Marie Pentland

    Celebrations to mark the banishing of the great white shark .A short tale to make set your imagination on a sight of happiness,singing and dancing .

    Visit 333 arts festival to see the live performance on stage .

    Short tale for young children ,early English learners aid ,stage lovers,speech development aid and fairytale enthusiast with a deeper meaning to life .We all get into unknown and confusing situations in life and this is a special story created during those times to fill up those times for others .It is only with the support and help of people who know us we can get better .

    Children will love the brilliant characters in the story and be colourful trying to perform this parable for family and friends to enjoy with outfits to make you laugh without a word said .

    YouTube Strategies 2014: The Ultimate Guide To YouTube Video Marketing

    by Alan Woods

    YouTube is the most popular video sharing platform, and it is growing even larger on a daily basis. Although there are many viewers on YouTube, there are also many others who post videos. If you wish to make your videos stand out from the videos of your competitors, then this is the right book for you.

    Specifics covered in this book include:

    – A beginner’s guide to YouTube video marketing

    – How to use your competitors to your advantage

    – Easy process for finding high-traffic keywords to push your videos higher in the rankings

    – How to engage your viewers, to keep them coming back for more

    – How to create a unique identity for your channel

    – Vital strategies for growing your YouTube channel

    – And much, much more!

    Take a look inside above, to see what is in store for you!

    All An Author Needs

    by WTF Man


    Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.

    Approximately 3,600 words in all.

    You can read this book for free with Kindle Unlimited!


    “Evening, Mr. Perkins,” a voice came from behind the old man as he typed. “I’m sure you know what this is all about. Do you have any last words before I pull the trigger?” The man cocked his gun and pressed the cool edge of the barrel against Perkins’ head.

    “Yes I do, actually. Many, in fact.” Clyde Perkins continued typing away. “I’m only a thousand words from finishing my latest novel, Brooding Folly. Would you mind coming back in a few minutes?”

    “You can’t be serious,” his voice was as low as a whisper.

    “Well, I guess you can stay. But you’ll have to keep quiet. It’s hard enough working under a deadline, let alone with a gun to your head.”

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    American Legends: The Life of Kitty Carlisle

    by Charles River Editors

    *Includes pictures

    *Includes Kitty’s own quotes about her life and career

    *Includes a bibliography for further reading

    *Includes a table of contents

    “So in those days, they were scooping up any young person who could sing and look decent at the same time.” – Kitty Carlisle

    A lot of ink has been spilled covering the lives of history’s most influential figures, but how much of the forest is lost for the trees? In Charles River Editors’ American Legends series, readers can get caught up to speed on the lives of America’s most important men and women in the time it takes to finish a commute, while learning interesting facts long forgotten or never known.

    Kitty Carlisle surely stands as one of the most recognizable figures of the 20th century, but unlike major actors, actresses, and other artistic luminaries, however, Carlisle was not decorated so much for any specific performances. Instead, she came to embody the very face of art in the United States. To be sure, Carlisle maintained a successful singing and acting career, appearing in movies, television programs, quiz shows, and concerts (she continued to perform until the year before her death), but more than anything, Carlisle was a public intellectual, socialite, and supporter of the arts. Her reputation would further crystallize in 1976 after she was approached by Nelson Rockefeller to serve as the chair for the New York Council for the Arts. In other words, more than promoting her own career, Carlisle was invested in making sure that the arts were well-supported in American culture.

    With a career that spanned from her 20s well into her 90s, Kitty Carlisle remained in the public sphere for over 70 years, but there is still much about her life that people are not aware of, especially when it comes to her youth, family background, and education. Carlisle occupied a rather secure position in within the American entertainment elite, but she experienced a great deal of risk and turmoil early in her life, events that included but were not limited to the untimely death of her father and a dramatic relocation from the United States to Europe. The narrative of her adult life was similarly remarkable, as Carlisle eschewed marriage until an advanced age (for her era) and defied the natural constraints that age poses on most careers.

    At the same time, it was somewhat fitting that Carlisle did things differently, especially in transitioning from cinema to opera to television quiz shows to a prominent position in the fine arts scene. Furthermore, Kitty’s marriage to playwright Moss Hart is also important, not only because it was the only time she was married but also because they constituted one of the most iconic couples in American entertainment circles during the time period. Indeed, by looking at Carlisle’s life and career, it’s possible to get a pretty good glimpse of what American entertainment was like across various media throughout most of the 20th century.

    American Legends: The Life of Kitty Carlisle looks at the life and career of one of America’s most famous stars. Along with pictures of important people, places, and events, you will learn about Kitty Carlisle like never before, in no time at all.

    Eisenhower: A 20th Century Hero in War and Peace

    by Jack Van Der Slik

    Dwight D. Eisenhower looms large as one of the authentic heroes of the 20th century. At the age of 51 he was a career infantry officer when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. When the U.S. Army and President Franklin D. Roosevelt needed a commander, Ike, as everyone knew him, was ready.

    This book traces Eisenhower’s preparation for World War II and follows his growth as a military leader. He became the Supreme Commander of all the allied forces in Europe and shaped the success of America and its allies in gaining victory over Germany in World War II. After the war, Eisenhower helped America and its allies put into place the building blocks for peace. He directed the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) to counter the ambitions of the Soviet Union and its satellites in a rising Cold War.

    In 1952 Eisenhower was unsatisfied with the direction of American foreign-policy. He responded to a popular call to duty as America’s 34th president. The issues were many — the Korean conflict, communism and the Iron Curtain, nuclear defenses, transportation infrastructure needs, rising civil rights issues, domestic economic matters and the preservation of world peace. For eight years he led the nation to both peace and prosperity. Incredibly, the United States never lost a soldier or a foot of ground to military action during his presidency.

    This is a fast moving biography with a strong story line. It is readily accessible and engaging, especially suited for referral by teachers to reluctant readers. Eisenhower’s legacy of optimism included faith in American democracy that he believed “will select future leaders who… will have the vision and selflessness to… [guide America] to the great destiny for which she was created.” Get to know him and, like millions of American before you, you too will “like Ike.”

    Joseph Carl Spratt and the Great White Fleet

    by Donelda S. Huffman

    Apprentice Seaman Joseph Carl Spratt had sent his family extensive correspondence during his years in the navy 1908-1911. Part of Joe’s enlistment included sailing from San Francisco, California, where the U.S. Navy’s Great White Fleet realigned before continuing on Teddy Roosevelt’s vision of political “goodwill” visits to major ports worldwide. Joe’s battleship was the USS Kearsage. Later, Joe spent time on the USS Tonopah until being assigned to the new battleship USS North Dakota for a final cruise to Europe and Cuba before his discharge.

    Joseph Carl Spratt was author Donelda S. Huffman’s father. The postcards and letters that co-author Parker Johnson researched are now with Joseph Carlton Spratt, Huffman’s brother. Major input from sister Joyce Spratt Bowlin’s research into genealogy over many years has been the inspiration to further correlate Parker Johnson’s long term studious efforts to share with the extended families of Joseph Carl Spratt.

    Post Glacial Flooding: The Stonehenge Enigma

    by Robert John Langdon

    Our history books tell us that 12,000 years ago, the last Ice Age finally melted away to reveal the Britain we know today.

    OR DID IT?

    Britain had been under TWO MILES of ice and the seas that now surround us were frozen solid, leaving a huge mass of enormous weight pushing down on our tiny island. This mass had compressed the land so much that the surface sat some half a mile below the current sea level.


    In this book Robert John Langdon explores the probability that when the ice melted, rather than leaving the land mass we now know as Britain it did, in fact, leave a collection of smaller islands and peninsulas caused by river flooding as the ground water table had risen by just 30m higher than today, creating an aquatic tropical landscape.

    Quite remarkably, this book shows that Stone Age Man survived the Ice Age and the great flood to go on to develop into a great maritime Civilisation – to date, this unknown society which lived in boats on the waterways and used them to construction our magnificent stone monuments, such as Stonehenge and Avebury that have lasted nearly 10,000 years.

    Revisiting accepted Archaeological, Geological and Topological findings Langdon has been able to write an astonishing hypothesis with compelling new proven evidence that not only re-writes our view of prehistoric Britain, but consequently, our view of the ancient world!

    This mini-book looks at the ‘Post Glacial Flooding’ evidence.

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    Captured: A Fallen Siren Prequel

    by S.J. Harper

    Join FBI Agents Emma Monroe and Zack Armstrong.

    She’s a Siren. He’s a Werewolf.

    Their mission is redemption.

    Emma Monroe is a Fallen Siren, cursed by the gods and banished to Earth for her failure to prevent the kidnapping of Persephone. She’s had many names and many lives, but only one mission: redemption. Now she works for the FBI and is on temporary assignment in Charleston. Solving this next missing persons case could be the key to ending her ancient curseâ??unless the temptation that’s her new partner gets in the way.

    Zack Armstrong is a Werewolf. Tall, dark, and dangerous, he currently works for one of the bureau’s elite Child Abduction Rapid Deployment teams. In many respects the man is every bit as mysterious as his secret and perilous past. But there are two things he’s certain about, that he’s going to get his man and his woman.

    When Zack finds himself suddenly shy a partner and a third child goes missing in Charleston, Emma goes from consultant to CARD team member in the space of a few hours. The abductions of the first two boys ended in murder, an outcome that neither Zack nor Emma can abide. As they race against time to track down the kidnapper and rescue the latest victim, they find themselves fighting something just as treacherousâ??a growing attraction that can’t be ignored or denied.

    Changeling (The Incubus Saga Book 2)

    by Amanda Meuwissen

    Nathan Grier’s dark fae bounty looms overhead. As he faces the very real threat of becoming a slave to the bounty’s owner, his brother Jim uses his changeling abilities more and more trying to save him. Every changeling throughout history turns evil once their powers manifest, meaning time may be running out for both of them as Jim nears True Awakening.

    Fae hunter and incubus, Sasha Kelly, is prophesized to save Nathan, but while Nathan has embraced his feelings for the other man, he fears their time together will be cut shortâ??either from his impending fateâ?¦or Jim’s.

    Dancing With Raven (The Young Shakespeareans Series Book 1)

    by S.G. Rogers

    Tori Moss is no stranger to heartbreak. Raised by a foster mother since the deaths of her parents in a horrific accident, she’s poured herself into ballet. A disappointing audition sends her into an emotional tailspin, but it’s the strangely intriguing new guy in school who catches her as she falls. Although Tori and Raven seem to be nothing alike, they share an uncommon ability to see the sudden flood of demons pouring into Los Angeles. When she discovers a plot to bring about the Apocalypse, Tori must decide whom to trust. One wrong step may cost her everything.

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