Free humour Kindle books for 17 Aug 14

F.A.H.R.T.: Frikker and Hube Reciprocating Technology

by A.J. Rumic

Four things define Todd Frikker’s existence: the remote Frikker Island, vaguely referred to as an unmarked shipping hazard on a long expired nautical chartâ??the detestable Dick Frikker, the only other inhabitant on the island and the one person Todd had ever knownâ??two locked rooms in Frikker Hall that have tested his curiosity from the age of reason and a mystery supply boat he has been prohibited from making contact with since birth.

Everything changes for Todd at the still tender age of thirty when Dick dies unexpectedly, allowing him free reign of Frikker Hall. Evidence of an outside world he has never known begins to emerge and Todd starts to unravel the secrets of his family and the events that led to his existence.

Dressed practically for comfort in a lady’s crimson gown with lace trim, coupled with some ‘chest pockets’ for the transportation of useful objects and large codfish, the endearing, intelligent but extraordinarily naive young Todd embarks on a hilarious adventure filled with innocent misunderstandings, ridiculous people and an island called Fahrt.



Goldipubes

by Burns Well

Goldipubes is a parody of the classic fairy tale “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”. This book is not meant to be read by humans or those of you who are offended by anything. The events described in this book were performed by trained professionals. Do not try this at home. Immature audiences only.



Somewhere Close to 200; An Annotated Fact Collection: An assortment of funny, random, interesting, historical, and occasionally gross facts.

by Garth W.

– A collection of diverse facts with unique commentary from the author.

If you are looking for entertainment with a dash knowledge you have come to the right place. Somewhere Close to 200 is a series of 182 random facts covering a range of topics and interests. Making this read even better is the authors addition of his own thoughts, reactions, and obscure side-comments as he compiled the book. Its light entertainment that will leave you dropping knowledge bombs on your friends for days. Enjoy!



Overcoming Video Game Addiction: The Noobs Guide To Overcoming Video Game Addiction (Addiction, Video Games, Gaming)

by Simon Somlai

How To Overcome Video Game Addiction: My Story

Temporarily Priced At 0,99$ Instead Of 4,99$!

In this ebook about quitting video game addiction I’m going to share insights

and practical tips that have helped me with overcoming my video game

addiction and get my life back together.

I’ve been thinking about writing about this topic for quite some time now and I’ve decided to share my experiences with video games and gaming in general in order to help the ones who are still stuck in this destructive pattern. Playing video games has taken a heavy toll on my mind and body during the times I was addicted to them and I wouldn’t wish this situation on anyone else. Therefore I want to help you overcome this problem!

Everything you need to do in order to quit video games is perfectly explained

in this short ebook

Note that this book is geared towards quitting video games. Not lowering the playtime, not becoming healthier, not taking more control of your life (although partially) but actually removing video games from your life once and for all.

No turning back now…

Here’s An Overview Of The Book’s Content

  • My Personal Experiences With My Video Game Addiction
  • Why Do We Play Video Games?
  • What Makes Video Games Addictive?
  • What Are The Rewards We Get From Playing Video Games?
  • What Do Video Games Take Away From Us?
  • How Do We Quit Video Games Effectively?
  • How Do We Establish The Motivation To Quit?
  • How Do We Keep Ourselves Accountable?
  • What Should You Spent Your Time On After Quitting Video Games? (Building Your Life Plan)
  • How Do We Avoid Relapsing In Our Video Game Addiction?
  • And More…

For more information please check out the preview of my book on Amazon now!

Final Note

Take action right away to overcome this destructive habit! I’ve personally been there and experienced the pain video games can cause in your life. Your life can be so much more than what it is demonstrating at the moment. If I can do this, so can you!

If you want to find some more information on me you can check out my blog (http://www.basicgrowth.com/) where I write about the importance of creating yourself. If you’re having any questions or thoughts on this book, feel free to send me a message at [email protected]

Anyway, take care!

Simon

Tags: (video games, gaming, video game addiction, gaming addiction, addiction recovery)



L.A. Success: A Humorous Novel Set In The Quirkiest Of Cities

by Hans C. Freelac

L.A. Success is a quirky comedy that will change the way you see Los Angeles forever.

In the black hole of excess and wealth that is Los Angeles, Lonnie Herisson’s life is about to get weird. Forced to find work after his live-in girlfriend stops paying the bills and moves out of his eyesore of a house, Lonnie takes a job house sitting for a private investigator. When a mysterious man arrives looking to hire someone to keep tabs on his supposedly unfaithful lover, Lonnie sees it as a golden opportunity to make easy money. He pretends to be the investigator and takes the case.

The job leads Lonnie into the seedy world of L.A. real estate, where his target, chain-smoking nymphomaniac Gertie Elliot, uses a variety of dubious techniques to sell houses. But as he gets deeper into the investigation, he learns that things aren’t as obvious as they appeared to be at the beginning, and that Gertie Elliot is actually linked to the surprising, secret origins of one of Hollywood’s most cherished films.

With this new knowledge in hand, Lonnie must find a way to make as much money as possible off of an increasingly complicated situation. Funded by rent money he receives from his mysterious foreign renter and accompanied by his side-kick black poodle, Lonnie navigates his way through blackmail, violence, and epic superficiality as he attempts to straighten out his life, win back his girlfriend, and become an L.A. success.



The FGC Pro: Marketing and Promotion in the Fighting Game Community.

by Alan François

PS. You don’t need a kindle to read this – just get the kindle app!

For the Promoter: The definitive how-to of marketing video games within the Fighting Game Community. Gain insight to running tournaments and making contacts in the industry.

For the Player: If you ever wanted to know what’s going through the mind of a Tournament Organiser, this is the ultimate read! Also includes rankings, photos and interviews!



The Mailbox Agenda: Operation Paperboy

by R. Archer

Best Selling Political Humor author R. Archer returns with a tale that sheds light on the mailbox conspiracy theories surrounding the FEMA concentration camps. Learn the REAL TRUTH as told in this fictional tale. The Mailbox Agenda: Operation Paperboy though a fictional tale, gets to the bottom of this conspiracy by revealing the truth. There is TRUTH in FICTION.



200 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!: Funny Jokes for Kids (Knock Knock Jokes Collection)

by Arnie Lightning

200 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

2 Knock Knock Joke Books in 1

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.

Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!

Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes for kids. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

  • 200 funny knock knock jokes
  • Excellent for early and beginning readers
  • Hours of fun and entertainment for your child
  • Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

Funny jokes from this book…

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy you! Open this door!

HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abbey!
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on my nose!

LOL!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Summer!
Summer who?
Summer good and summer bad!

HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex Plane!
Alex Plane who?
Alex Plane all the details later!

LOL!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)

This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

Best-Selling Children’s Book Author, Arnie Lightning

Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children’s book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children’s books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie’s books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

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Dead Pastor Sketch (Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish)

by Charles B. French

You rarely hear the phrase ‘Christian Screwball Comedy,’ but if such a thing exists, that’s what you have here.

In this situation, we have a Christian parody of Monty Python’s classic ‘Dead Parrot Sketch.’ A customer tries to return a pastor he purchased because the pastor was dead. However, the clerk refuses to concede that the pastor he sold is, in fact, dead.

This piece is part of the full script collection: Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish. You can find more scripts like this in the collection Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds.



Explosive-Cargo 94: The Best Of The Beginning (Explosive Cargo Book 1)

by Michael Jay Tucker

explosive-cargo’s here!

“Clueless CEOs, egomaniacal engineers, dim-witted trade press hacks, Proftalk, Depth Charges, BERNIE the larcenous (and lecherous) virtual sidekick, Stewdspeak, bobbing for leeches, GATEKEEPIR the ghastly net-denizen â?¦they’re back!”

Before blogs, before social networking, before the Web itselfâ?¦there were “ezines,” personal publications emailed to their readers. Michael Jay Tucker’s explosive-cargo (Xcargo) was one of the most popular ezines of the 1990s, with a subscriber list of over a 1000 and a pass along readership of maybe ten times that. A wild compendium of comedy, political commentary, tender personal essays, and just plain silliness, Xcargo had fans all over the ‘Net.

Belfort & Bastion is delighted to announce that the original Xcargos are now available in book form. Explosive-Cargo 94: The Best Of The Beginnings contains some of the very first Xcargo columnsâ??including the hysterical introduction of BERNIE and the premier of “Depth Charges (the lowest form of explosive-cargo)” as well as Tucker’s homage to domestic bliss, “House,” and his grieving response to anti-Abortion violence in “Brookline 1994.”

Check back often. More Xcargo titles are coming soon.

~Belfort and Bastion.



Laugh Your Azz Off!: 100+ Funny Jokes 2014

by The LOL Bros

$2.99 FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!

This book includes 41 OF THE FUNNIEST JOKES YOU’LL EVER READ!

Use these hilarious jokes to make yourself laugh, impress your friends & family, or even pick up hot chicks.

However you plan to use these jokes, one thing is for sure…

This book will definitely make you LOL!

Here’s a new batch of hilarious jokes to kick off 2014. Use these new jokes to impress your friends & family, make people laugh, and just have a good ol’ time!

Scientists have used 10+ years of research to put together the formula for creating the world’s funniest jokes. That top-secret formula was used to create the jokes in this book.

Have a good day & a good laugh with this joke book!

WARNING: Read this book at your own risk! These jokes are DANGEROUSLY FUNNY!



Till Death Do Us Fart

by Donald Rump

Helen Hubbard’s fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment’s notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.

For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.

EXCERPT FROM TILL DEATH DO US FART

“I’ve met someone.” Gary Hubbard lowered his eyes and stared at the floor.

“And?” said his wife Helen, spreading cream cheese over her cinnamon raisin bagel.

“Andâ?¦I’m sorryâ?¦I wanted to tell you soonerâ?¦” He kept his eyes anchored to the floor.

“Tell me what?”

“It’s just thatâ?¦I’m sorry, dear, but we can’t be together anymore. I found her, my one and only true love!” Gary confessed.

Helen did not flinch or smash a plate over Gary’s thick skull. She sat at the table, calm and collected, and took a sip of coffee. “How long has it been going on?” She set her cup back on the saucer.



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