Free humour Kindle books for 18 Sep 14

Poker Strategy: The Ultimate Guide To Playing Poker For A Living: (poker books, poker blueprint, poker games, texas holden, poker strategy, poker games, poker math, poker for dummies, tournament)

by Michael Drew

Poker Strategy: The Ultimate Guide To Playing Poker For A Living

Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to become a master poker player and to fool your opponents, thereby winning money.

This book is unlike any other because it focuses on the crisp strategies that would make you a better player instantly as well as over time. Instead of stretching stories about everything, I have understood a poker player to be smart enough to adapt and learn and pile on each tip and strategy I have presented.

I want you to become a good poker player, not a good reader. Therefore, this book has been kept short, to the point, and effective.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Learn the Game
  • Master the Fundamentals
  • Reading Your Opponents
  • The Art of Bluffing
  • Few Etiquettes
  • Much, much more!

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Lateral Thinking Puzzles

by Andrew Miller

Perfect for road-trips, vacations, or game nights!

Lateral thinking puzzles are fun games played between 2 or more people that involve a combination of skills, such as thinking outside the box, critical reasoning, creativity, and perceptiveness. Unlike the traditional puzzle or riddle, lateral thinking puzzles are unique in that many times, there can be multiple possible solutions. The “Host” of the game will present a scenario and ask the other players what happened that lead to this scenario. The objective of the other players is to use only “yes” or “no” questions to figure out what the solution the “Host” of the game has in mind. This requires the players to use their critical thinking and process of elimination skills to figure out what happened.

These are entertaining to play with friends on road-trips, vacations, or game nights. They are also great tools for children or students to help develop their critical thinking skills as well as for employees to help develop their problem-solving skills as a team.

This book contains “how to play” instructions and 25 critical thinking puzzles, organized together in three different levels of difficulty: easy, moderate, and challenging.

This is the first book in the Lateral Thinking Puzzles series.

Trumped By Secrets: Satirical Mischief

by Jeff Prentice

Kim and Jack’s love-struck mismatch, parallels modern-day mischief: as a hand puppet, an astrologer, and a Chihuahua named â??Bonkers’ struggle against the largest bubble ever (Big Government). Two storylines intertwine in this irreverent satire. The question is, which is more entertaining: the emotional sass portrayed in the fictional adventure, or the tale we are living today.

Back when White House operative Kim Stetson enlisted Jack Diamond to place aliens on Earth, how was she to know the public would take their Roswell hoax, this seriously. Obviously, he could coax folks into believing anything; but who is blaming whom, for misrepresenting this maladjusted unrepentant pileup of ingenious lying juju?

Now in the 21st century, our headstrong twosome is bound together more tightly than anti-bicker stickum, squabbling over exotic leftovers that are contaminating the illicit extortion. In a final response, leaders trot out the full scope of national resources; just as Kim and Jack stand ready with an antidote against the real invasion from above, in this literary inoculation for a bipolar planet: Trumped by Secrets.

Blackjack Strategy: The Ultimate Guide To Playing Blackjack For A Living: (blackjack blueprint poker, card game gambling, card games, kindle eBooks)

by Michael Drew

Blackjack Strategy: The Ultimate Guide To Playing Blackjack For A Living

Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

This book is about the most widely played casino banking game of Blackjack, and offers tips on strategies on getting the edge on the house.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Chapter 1: The Game of Blackjack
  • Chapter 2: Mindset
  • Chapter 3: Basic Strategy
  • Chapter 4: Intermediate Strategies
  • Chapter 5: Advanced concepts
  • Much, much more!

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Before the Flock

by David Inglish

It’s the waning days of the 1980s and Kurt Franklin, headman for Thunderstick, the
“New Romantic” alt-rock band is signed to a major label and on the brink of
success. Unfortunately he is also off his meds and convinced his songs and the
group’s imminent success are divinely ordained. In walks Sophie Clark, a
teenage supermodel who dabbles in witchcraft. She finds respite from her own
fast and fierce education on the catwalks and casting couches in a
love triangle that might rip the band apart. The parallel plots in Before
the Flock
, says Kirkus Reviews, “artfully converge into a blur of rock gigs, 
sex and expository melodrama–all depicted with pitch-perfect clarity.” 

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes. Yo Mama So Fat – Best Jokes (Yo Momma Jokes – Best of Book 1)

by Yo Momma

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes by Yo Mamma!

Over 130 funny ‘Yo Mama So Fat’ jokes

Never be short of a ‘Yo Mama Joke’ again with this huge book of Yo Momma So Fat jokes.

Click the cover to see inside the book or enjoy a few of these…

Yo Mama So Fat…

Yo mama so fat… she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices. 

Yo mama so fat… she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in. 

Yo mama so fat… she sat on a dollar bill and she squeezed a burp out of George Washington.

Yo mama so fat… she created a gmail account just so she could eat the spam. 

Yo mama so fat… they used Google Earth for her school photo. 

Yo Momma So Fat…

Yo momma so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”

Yo momma so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

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Excuse me, are you European?

by Stephen McGinity

From the mouth watering pintxos of Bilbao to the Neapolitan Camorra.

The eccentric millionaire rock stars of Dublin to wild karaoke nights in Zadar.

And crazy Finnish natives to a monument curiously named Fat Margaret.

Thirty days spent travelling around some of Europe’s most historically beautiful cities never felt so good.

I therefore invite you to join me once again, as I submerge myself within a fine selection of European delights and wonders. While offering up one of the most honest, dry-witted and heartfelt travel companions that you may ever need.

Oh, did I forget to mention the salt mining dwarves of Krakow and those mischievous, yet oh so dastardly, Irish leprechauns?

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