Free humour Kindle books for 19 Sep 14

Driving Me Nuts!

by PJ Jones

Driving Me Nuts! Three mental patients, two loaded guns, one stolen car, and a whole lot of trouble.

Every Friday night Ruckus and his roommate Fred sneak out of Shady Grove Home for the Mentally Insane for a ride in their orderly’s convertible. A trip to the used book store and the Dairy Queen is Ruckus’s one little routine among the chaos of pissing all over the lunch trays.

There is nothing routine about Apple, another Shady Grove resident who wants to go joyriding with the boys. It quickly becomes obvious she has bigger plans than getting an ice cream coneĆ¢?? plans that could land them in jail or even worse.

When their lives are threatened by three angry ex-cons and a crooked cop, it’s up to Ruckus to get his friends back to Shady Grove in one piece. But first, they all need to face reality and confront their tragic pasts. It doesn’t take long for Ruckus to realize that if Apple doesn’t drive him totally nuts, she just may be the one to help restore his sanity.

“Driving Me Nuts! will surely tickle your funny bone!”
Five Stars and Reviewer Top Pick – Diana Coyle, Night Owl Reviews

Cold Turkey

by Larry Buege

Times were good for the man in the Oval Office until three student radicals from Finlandia University and one resident nerd from Michigan Tech seek his support in making Michigan’s Upper Peninsula the fifty-first state. They give the President an ultimatum to support their cause or the Yoopers (as the U.P. residents refer to themselves) will throw the coming election. When the President refuses, they hijack a truckload of his turkeys from the Western White House. The truck driver is stripped naked, drenched in molasses, and covered with feathers. The newspapers have a field day at the President’s expense, while the truck driver makes the talk-show rounds.

To make matters worse, the White House plumbing mysteriously refuses to function, Washington D.C. becomes infested with Amorous Spotted Slugs, and twelve hundred of the abducted turkeys find their way to the White House lawn where they trip numerous security sensors and simulate a massive White House assault. Still the President refuses to capitulate. (Pharaoh needed ten plagues.)

The final straw occurs when the President receives irrefutable evidence from the CIA that Finland has Weapons of Mass Destruction and intends to turn the Upper Peninsula into a Finnish colony. He has no alternativeĆ¢??he must declare war on the U.P.!

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