Free Kindle books for children and young adults for 20 Sep 14

Lazy Elf

by Thomas-Bo Huusmann

LazyElf.

Enjoy the story about the life among santa’s busy Package elves, right up to the miracle of Christmas.

One day the busy elves: ScissorElf, BoxElf and TapeElf are about to start working, when they come across a sleeping Elf. The three busy Elfs decide to try and wake up this lazy Elf.

But at the end of this Christmas story it takes a surprising twist.

LazyElf is a written by the witty author Thomas-Bo Huusmann, who draws and tells in the cheerful way which is so characteristic of him.

Age: 3+

Product Details:

Published by: Huusmann Media

Author: Thomas-Bo Huusmann

Translator: Phia Damsma

Illustrator: Thomas-Bo Huusmann

Release date: 11.09.2014

Length: 82 Pages

Edition: Kindle Edition

ISBN: 978-87-99572-46-5



Three Things You Don’t Know About Santa

by Sandra L. Portman

Discover where Santa came from



Lemons: And Other Kid Tales

by Marva Dasef

Three stories with photo illustrations.  LEMONS: Karen is horse crazy. One day, it seems like everything is going wrong. From ripped jeans to dead snakes, she’s determined to make lemonade out of the lemons life tosses her way.  ONE FINE DOG: Pete, the sheep dog, knows his business is to protect his flock. He’ll do something downright impossible to make sure the sheep are safe.   A PRACTICAL CAT: Boots is living the good life, but really really wants to go chase a squirrel. But the Bigs won’t let her out of the house! 



Cupcake: The little Sorcerer Who Eats her Boogers: Is your kid a nose-picker ? Read this book to your kids to kick that nose-picking habit. (bad behavior, … sorcerer, witch stories, Halloween stories)

by Marie Perrot

Cupcake, The Little Sorcerer who eats her boogers

This book will help your little one to stop putting fingers in the nose (Children age 3-6).

“Cupcake the little sorcerer eats her boogers. This is serious! very serious! very very serious! What is going to happen to her? Quickly open the first page and dive into the world of Cupcake.”

I wrote this book for my Granddaughter who loves picking her nose and taking out one or more boogers from it and then… Although we had a very good time together by laughing and smiling, she finally stopped putting her finger in her nose!!! I let you find out why in the book.

Today only, get into the adventure of Cupcake the little sorcerer for just $4.99. Regularly priced at $9.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

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101+ Insect Jokes (Funny Kids Jokes): Huge Collection of Funny Insect Jokes, Humor, and Comedy (Funny & Hilarious Joke Books for Kids)

by LOL Funny Jokes Club

The Funniest Insect Jokes in the World!

Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!

This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!

Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You’ll love this hilarious joke book.

Share a funny joke with a friend today!

  • 101+ funny insect and bug jokes
  • Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and humor
  • Excellent for text messages and funny status updates

With this MASSIVE collection of funny insect and bug jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.

Uses for funny jokes..

  • Can aid in story-telling
  • Great for conversation starters
  • Improves conversation and social skills
  • Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
  • Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others

Are you looking for funny and hilarious jokes for kids?

Q: How do you take an injured bug to the hospital?
A: With an antbulance!

LOL

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

HAHA

Q: How do fleas travel?
A: By itch-hiking!

LOL

Q: What do insects learn in school?
A: Mothmatics!

LOL Funny Jokes Club

The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We’ll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it’s funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!

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If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee!

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Sammy Looks Between His Legs: A Boy’s Guide to Common Penis Names

by Samuel Elle Swanson

Sammy knows he has a penis and what it is used for, but has heard the other boys calling it many different names. In this lighthearted, yet forthright book, Sammy learns other common names for male genitalia and how such names came to exist.

The sketched picture book outlines nineteen different names from a logical and historical perspective.

Note to parents: The book obviously contains references to male genitalia and is meant to be used as a shared learning tool with your child. Please keep your child’s current sexual education development in mind.



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