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Hot Thai Girl Vol 429: Cute Thai chicks sexy pics

by Three Horns

WARNING: This adult pictures ebook contains uncensored nudity and sex pictures. Only for 18+ ADULTS!

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 445: Young Thai cutie erotic photos

by Three Horns

WARNING: This adult pictures ebook contains uncensored nudity and sex pictures. Only for 18+ ADULTS!

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 445 – Sexy Thai babe naughty photos



Hot Thai Girl Vol 449: Young sexy Thai girls naughty photos

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 449 – Naughty Thai babes sensual photos



Hot Thai Girl Vol 450: Young Thai chick sexy photos

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 439: Cute Thai chicks sensual photos

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 453: Sexy Thai babes erotic photos

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 433: Young sexy Thai babe sexy photos

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 431: Naughty Thai girls posing outdoors

by Three Horns

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 430: Cute Thai chick sexy pictures

by Three Horns

WARNING: This adult pictures ebook contains uncensored nudity and sex pictures. Only for 18+ ADULTS!

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Hot Thai Girl Vol 430 – Sexy Thai girl sensual pics



Hot Thai Girl Vol 452: Naughty Thai babe sensual pics

by Three Horns

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Country Music Lyrics: Twisted Parody Lyrics of Top Country Songs (Volume 1) (Country Music Parody Lyrics Series)

by Bubba Joe Aintwright

* * * WARNING * * * Adult Content. Lowbrow humor with copious puerile and pernicious references to dog “scooting” behavior, farting, reindeer sex, a man talking to his package, cow sex, Christmastime sex, hemorrhoids, stalking, Wall Street greed, plumber’s crack, and pet wokking, among other things.

20 crazed lyrics in all!

This is a collection of 18 off-the-wall, mostly naughty lyric parodies of top country songs, plus 2 extra lyric parodies of oldies.

Contents:

BUTT SCOOTIN’ BOOGIE – parody of “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” as sung by Brooks & Dunn.

–country dogs know how to “get down, move it ’round” and party!

DON’T FINK – parody of “Don’t Blink” as sung by Kenny Chesney.

–how Sopranos cast member Big Pussy came (no pun intended) to sleep with the fishes.

FART LIKE MINE – parody of “Heart Like Mine” as sung by Miranda Lambert.

–sorry about having Jesus fart, but hey, if he could turn water into wine …

GET ME WINGS – parody of “Give Me Wings” as sung by Michael Johnson.

–the heck with flying; if you really love me, get me something good from the KFC drive-thru.

GRANDMA GOT BENT OVER BY A REINDEER – parody of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” as sung by Dr. Elmo.

–the tragic result of age, alcohol, and Alzheimer’s.

HE STOPPED WEARIN’ HIS TOUPEE – parody of “He Stopped Lovin’ Her Today” as sung by George Jones.

–male pattern baldness gone awry.

HELLO BALLS – parody of “Hello Walls” as sung by Faron Young.

–singing to his package, a man laments love lost and moves on to Thumbalina and her four sisters.

HOW ‘BOUT THEM GIRL COWS – parody of “How ‘Bout Them Cowgirls” as sung by George Strait.

–wasted cowboy chortles the true meaning of livestock domestication.

JENNY, TAKE MY MEAL – parody of “Jesus, Take The Wheel” as sung by Carrie Underwood.

–last time she went to the beach, she came back with three harpoon wounds.

KNOCKIN’ AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE – parody of “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” as sung by Brenda Lee.

–there are five levels of drinking, six if you live in a trailer park, they say.

MAMA FRIED – parody of “Mama Tried” as sung by Merle Haggard.

–childhood obesity brought on by a miscreant mama.

MY WIFE AIN’T ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL – parody of “Life Ain’t Always Beautiful” as sung by Gary Allan.

–ah, the joys of marriage.

RING OF FIRE – parody of “Ring Of Fire” as sung by Johnny Cash.

–talk about ‘rhoid rage.

STALKING AFTER MIDNIGHT – parody of “Walking After Midnight” as sung by Patsy Cline.

–typical redneck dating behavior.

STICKUP MAN – parody of “Pickup Man” as sung by Joe Diffie.

–why drive a truck when you can wield a Glock?

UP AGAINST THE WALL, WALL STREET MOTHER – parody of “Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother” as sung by Jerry Jeff Walker.

–nailing our corporate kin to the Wall of Shame.

WHATEVER IT IS – parody of “Whatever It Is” as sung by the Zac Brown Band.

–quick, somebody call the Center for Disease Control!

WHOOPS, I FARTED LOVIN’ YOU – parody of “Just Got Started Lovin’ You” as sung by James Otto.

–this guy’s in the running for president of the Blue Flame Club.

EXTRA #1 – MY BOYFRIEND’S CRACK – parody of “My Boyfriend’s Back” as sung by The Angels.

–no drugs here, just a plumber’s crack celebration.

EXTRA #2 – WOKKIN’ THE DOG – parody of “Walking The Dog” as sung by Rufus Thomas.

–Shih Tzu with Snow Peas, anyone? Kung Pao Bow-Wow?

Sample from “RING OF FIRE”:

‘Rhoids are a burnin’ thing

And they make a fiery ring

Hooked by spice desire

Lunch came out through a ring of fire

(Chorus):

Lunch came out through a burnin’ ring of fire

I sat down, down, down

And the pain shot higher

Oh, it burns, burns, burns

My ring of fire, my ring of fire

Sample from “KNOCKIN’ AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE”:

Knockin’ around the Christmas Tree

In my beer-stained double-wide

Misteltoe hung on my wee-wee

And there’s nowhere you can hide

You will get a semi-mental feeling

When you hear Bubb



DO-IT-YOURSELF BOOK: children teach children

by Jure Å tojs

Two boys, aged seven and eight, tell and show how they make their own books. Both of them have written two books of poems, they designed them on the computer, printed them and then bound them. The books were a wonderful gift to friends and relatives. They decided to share their knowledge of making a book, including the cover with other children. And that is exactly what this handbook is abour: children teach children how to make their own books.

Magdalena Cundrič, the boys mentor (and grandmother)



Stunning Butterfly Photos: Butterflies close up

by Merrily Home

Butterflies come in an unbelievable number of colors — whether taking flight or resting on a leaf, these beautiful insects deserve a showcase. Get amazed and look at the incredible and diverse colors of butterflies in this photo book. More than 30 beautiful images inside.



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