Free humour Kindle books for 30 Sep 14

New Word A Day – Vol 2

by Elliot Carruthers

Improve your vocabulary with a word a day!

Learn new words with funny cartoons and tricky riddles.

Phonetic and simple explanations help you use the words in daily conversation.

Enjoyable and entertaining!

Tales of Minecraft: Legend of Steve

by GameWorld Publishing

The Legend Of Steve

Follow Steve in the world of Minecraft as he the legend unfold. The most unlikely of hero, Steve must discover his destiny and defeat the Enderdragon and save all of Minecraft.

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Steve is a bumbling farmer who knows a greater future is out there, he just hasn’t quite figured out where. When he loses (yet another) one of his father’s cows, he runs off to find it and accidentally ends up saving a solider. The solider asks him to deliver a sword of legend to the King, propelling Steve into the destiny he has only dreamed of.

The Monster Joke Book

by R.A. Krispell

The All New Monster Joke Book, contains over one hundred jokes. I tried to make this book great value for money, so i also spent a lot of time creating full colour illustrations. I hope you enjoy reading as much as i did writing and illustrating it.

Yo Mama Jokes. 199 of the Best Yo Mama Jokes – A Yo Mama Joke Book. (Yo Momma Jokes – Best of Book 6)

by Yo Momma

Yo Mama Jokes by Yo Mamma!

199 of the Best Yo Mama Jokes

Never be short of a ‘Yo Mama Joke’ again with this book of Yo Momma Jokes.

Here’s a few to get you going…

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, light bends around her.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad.

Yo mama so stupid, not even Google could translate her.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama so stupid, she took a doughnut back because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the library to find Facebook

Scroll up and click “buy” to start enjoying the ‘Yo Mama Joke Book’ Now!

Greater Expectations

by Alexander McCabe

It is said that the course of true love never runs smooth – even for us men. Yet it has never been easier to find love than in this modern digital era where the mighty computer has all but rendered Cupid redundant. Love is now to be found, quite literally, at your fingertips. Although love also seems to have changed with the times. This new love is deceitful and manipulative, cunning and untrustworthy. Love has gotten ugly. Thankfully, not all the answers to life’s mysteries are to be found in the computer and Cupid – battered and bruised as he may be – proves that he still has some game and a few tricks up his sleeveâ?¦

Life is Too Short to Dance with Fat Chicks: A Short Story Collection

by John Castle

Life is Too Short to Dance with Fat Chicks

by John Castle (Non-fiction, Humor, Best Sellers, Kindle Unlimited, Amazon Prime)”Debauchery, Self-loathing, Self-destruction, Sex, Drugs”

Can You Call Yourself a Real 5 Seconds of Summer Fan?: Test Yourself with this Interactive Quiz! – SUPER BUNDLE PACK!

by Selby Husock

Are you ready to have some serious fun?

Get ready for a sleepover of a lifetime!

Strap on your seatbelts and get ready to LOL, ROFL, and LMAO all the way into the night with your friends because you haven’t seen anything like this!

1. Their song â??Out Of My Limit’ was originally called what?

A. Over the Hill

B. Game Over

C. Over and Over

D. Over the Limit

2. What chart position did â??She Looks so Perfect’ peak at in Australia?

A. 2

B. 7

C. 1

D. 3

3. What is the name of their debut album?

A. Don’t Stop

B. She Looks so Perfect

C. 5 Seconds of Summer

D. Lost Boy

Read the whole collection of this HIGHLY addictive 5 Section eBooks to test yourself and your friends!

It’ll be a sleepover you will NEVER forget!

4 books for the price of 3!

Download now and start playing in 30 seconds!

Block Game House Guide: Villager Mansion

by Zack Ellington

Be the ruler of your villager town or simply build a mansion for the mayor of your town.

Learn how to build using this Block Game House Guide. With this guide, you’ll discover how to build a Villager Mansion step by step in this easy guide.

Toxic Nursery

by Carlie Martece

Toxic Nursery is a deranged, roller coaster journey written with beautiful brutality and stunning originality.

Using semi-autobiographical storytelling, it explores the different facets of a fractured personality – from irritating cheerfulness to cold cynicism, from meek terror to unhinged exhibitionism, and from academic introversion to vitriolic fury. It scathingly mocks the “misery memoir” genre by turning dark subjects into even darker comedy.

This intensely psychological, vicious parody hurtles at breakneck speed through a series of bleakly hilarious misadventures. Lyrical and sardonic, it reads like a cross between a poem, a joke, an artists’ manifesto, and a mental health case study, but with constant emphasis on the writer’s twisted sense of humour.

Martece unflinchingly spotlights the myriad of truths that shape the human character in this demented account of a creative life that involves “courage”, art, madness, badgers, alien princesses, Gothic melodrama, nudity and petrol.

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