Free humour Kindle books for 07 Apr 15

Minecraft: Minecraft Handbook: 80 Ultimate Secrets to Success (Minecraft Tips, Minecraft Hacks, Minecraft Handbook) (Minecraft Handbook, Minecraft)

by Dean Evans

Minecraft Handbook…80 Ultimate Secrets to Success

Hello, Minecrafter! If you are reading this you have probably had some experience with the game of Minecraft, whether as a devoted player or just an interested fan, and you are hoping to get some tips about how to improve your gameplay. Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Whats Inside!

In the following pages are eighty top tips on the game, covering everything from mining, farming and crafting to monster hunting and survival, all designed to help you become a better player in every way. Get your hands on this minecraft handbook and discover all the minecraft hacks you need and all the secrets to success you want!

The book is divided into nine chapters, each of which contains a selection of important tips related to that section. For example, tips about mining gravel are in the mining section, while tips on killing Zombies are in the mob hunting section. All aspects of the game are covered, so there is something for everyone.

Glossary Included!

A glossary of game-specific terms is included at the back of the book, so if there are any words you don’t understand you can look in the back for an explanation.

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Double Endorsement: A Hillton & Blossom Private Eye Suspense Novel (Hillton & Blossom Private Eye Suspense Series Book 1)

by Andrew McAleer

Boston Private Investigator James Hillton doesn’t carry a gun, just a load of BS in. . .

DOUBLE ENDORSEMENT

VIRGINIA DOYLE IS convinced her connection to an insurance fraud scheme has led to something she’d never bargained for â?? murder! Now she wants to come clean and it’s up to swish Boston attorney Madeleine V. LaCroix and her colleague, James P. Hillton, an off-the-cuff Army veteran turned private investigator, to prove Doyle innocent. But, more bloodshed, extortion, unshakable alibis, a groovy professor, a by-the-book insurance investigator, and a religious fanatic all seem to conspire to thwart the investigation. Double Endorsement is an original suspense novel, which #1 New York Times best-seller Robin Moore says, “Grips the reader’s attention from start to finish.”

COMBINING LEGAL KNOWLEDGE and splendid wit, Andrew McAleer, who himself served as a criminal defense attorney, prosecutor, and Army Sergeant, spins a genuine tale of mystery and suspense â?? both in plot and character!



Colby’s Famous Pick-up Lines

by colby evans

Have you ever met a woman that you likes but was to nervous to speak to her? Well my friends I’ve got the thing just for you!!!

In this book I’m giving my famous pick up lines that I’ve said to many ladies in the past. Also They’re some that were told to me.

So sit back and enjoy this fine read.



Earthbound Passion: An Interactive Science Fiction Romance Spoof (Adventures of Mari Shu Book 1)

by Jody Wallace

Mari Shu, a factory drudge in the year 4000-something, must choose how to protect her sisters, her purity, and her own conscience in a bleak futuristic society that’s been polluted by smog, rampant commercialism, tacky jumpsuits, sexual perversions, unjust socioeconomics, interstellar travel, and inconsistent use of the Oxford comma.

In this first of many planned interactive adventures, Mari Shu’s decision to stick to Olde Earth opportunities, such as professional sexxoring, has deeper consequences than she could ever have dreamed possible.

Warning: Book contains offensive material. Buttloads of boatloads of offensive, vulgar, disrespectful, and possibly triggering material. Sexual, political, economic, racial, physical, typographical, religiousâ??really, trying to hit all the big ones. Please make sure to sign your correct name to the hate mail so we can give proper credit in the follow-up volume entitled, “The Hate Mails to Mari Shu”.

Warning 2: What that means is this entire book is a spoof. A joke. A hoot. It wasn’t born out of hatred of any aspect of genre fiction and culture or even hatred of human beings but instead out of love, true love. No, seriously, quit laughing. Oh, wait, you’re supposed to laugh, because it’s parody.



Balloon Delivers the Ball: 101 Jokes for Better Spelling (Vocabulary Builder for Kids Book 5)

by Ravi Sophocure

The book is mainly a word play to make the kids remember the spelling. It helps them create their own answers as there is no one answer to any question. They may come up with as many answers as they can.

There are 101 jokes and riddles in the Section A, and questions in the Section B to test whether or not you can recall what you studied.

You can use this book for self study or to play with your friends. By using the methods with your friends, you are not only improving your word power, but also helping them.

The rules of the game:

The keyword in the answer should be from the bold word in the question.

The letters in the answer keyword should be in the same order as in the question. However, you are free to modify these rules and create new ones.



ROACH TOWN: THE ROACHES OF OBAMA TOWN

by H.E. SMITH II

THE ROACH CARTOONS FROM THE BOOK “OBAMA TOWN”……SOCIAL AND POP CULTURE CARTOONS WITH ROACHES……IN GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE AND COLOR



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