Free humour Kindle books for 14 May 15

Litter Boxes and Hairballs

by Nancy Henderson

Just when you thought it was safe to go near the litter boxâ?¦along comes Litter Boxes and Hairballs: My life with Cats.

Cats can be a never-ending source of amusement. Whether you’re a cat owner, want to be cat lover, or are a self-proclaimed crazy Cat Person, this book is sure to delight and amuse you. Filled with stories from the crazy antics of “Some Days You Step in It” to trying to multitask at Christmastime, there’s something all of us can recognize in ourselves or someone we know who “is owned by” cats.

Litter Boxes and Hairballs is sure to be a keeper on your bookshelf for years to come.



The Complete Crafting Handbook (For Minecraft): Your Complete Guide To Every Minecraft Crafting Recipe

by Markus Bergensten

Every single crafting recipe all in one awesome book!

With this illustrated handbook, you’ll have every single Minecraft recipe right at your fingertips! No more wondering how to make dyes, traps, weapons or anything else. Inside you’ll learn how to craft everything imaginable!



How to Build the Hanging Gardens of Babylon (An Unofficial Minecraft Guide)

by Dogwood Apps

AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT BUILDING GUIDE! 

What are the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

The Hanging Gardens were one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, and for good reason. Built by the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar II for his homesick wife Amytis, they were renowed for their vast beauty- intended to replicate the mountainous splendor of the Median kingdom she was from.

There are no existing images or Babylonian accounts of the Hanging Gardens, so their depiction can vary wildly. That gives us the freedom to do whatever we’d like with the project, while still remaining true to their original design. What’s important is that what we built be multi-tiered, elegantly marbled, and covered in lush greenery.

Is it difficult to build the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

Absolutely not! The Hanging Gardens are an extremely modular project. That means they can be easily extended to include virtually endless additional tiers and levels. The overall design is one that’s easy to expand and has the internal space to make a valuable fortress. This guide will cover the elements of design that give it that exotic Babylonian feel, and how to incorporate water and greenery to set it apart from all your other constructions.  NOTE: This is not an official minecraft product!

What should you use to build the Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

The first step prior to building, of course, is gathering your material. The newest block type added to Minecraft is Quartz, which is an attractive, varied stone that can double as white marble. There’s really no equivalent block unless you mod the game. If you don’t know how to find Quartz, you need to go to the Nether. It’s the white ore mixed in with the netherrack, and is fortunately quite easy to find large quantities of. Outside of Creative mode, you’ll need quite a bit to finish this project, but the good news is that it’s the only material you need a large quantity of.

Now what are you waiting for? Scroll up to purchase and start building The Hanging Gardens of Babylon today! Be sure to check out our other titles from Dogwood Apps!



101 Ways to Keep Haters Hating: Humorous and Inspirational Tips for Living

by Eli Frost Duham

They’re in your business 24-7.

Some may smile in your face but they all talk about you behind your back.

Your name is on their lips… and not in a good way.

They’d sabotage your success if they ever did more than talk.

You gotta stay on your A-game cause the cats want to see you slip up. As long as they’re gonna be your #1 FAN, you might as well give them a reason to stay loyal…



Prettyboy: Fabulous Fifties Hollywood

by Ben Campbell

Prettyboy: Fabulous Fifties Hollywood is a Vivid, zestful, crisp and thoughtful, character-driven historical fiction, which swells with melodrama and comedy. Marlon Brando will rip out Prettyboy’s heart. Marilyn Monroe proposes marriage to Prettyboy. James Dean steals Prettyboy’s friendship. Liz Taylor, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, Grace Kelly and other stars want devilish things from Prettyboy. Can he survive?

Struggling with romance, friendships, and career options, Prettyboy faces puzzling choices. Leather jackets, motorcycles, alcohol, drugs, Method actors and perfumed actresses; Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Marlon Brando make Prettyboy uncomfortable in his own skin. He weaves in and out between betrayal, survival, and complex relationships. Will he learn to trust his own instincts?

Prettyboy: Fabulous Fifties Hollywood, can’t stop the rebellion and can’t stop the magic. Prettyboy is working it with the delicious Marilyn Monroe, confident Marlon Brando, and delirious James Dean. They are alive and spellbind the movie industry. The Blonde Bombshell, the Renegade and the Rebel make produces and directors wealthy, and make the public edgy. The triangle shakes up Hollywood and change society. They change those who know them by way of method acting, eccentric lifestyles, amazing veneers and outrageous celebrity. Prettyboy is caught in the middle of the triangle, and he is determined to survive.



The best Bar Jokes: The best drunken and bar jokes

Probably the best drunken and bar joke book



Wild Thoughts Non-Fiction: Humour: An anthology of articles

by C. A. Broadribb

Find out if you’re a penguin, learn about a greater threat to security than terrorism, update your phonetic alphabet to take account of technological progress, ponder some ironic observations, learn how to be the world’s worst manager, learn about the perils of colouring your hair with henna, find out how to waste time etc.



The Unofficial Diablo III Gold and Real Money Making Guide

by Michael Helven

Make what you pay for the game right back (even if it’s the Collector’s Edition!) and earn a solid income stream from playing Diablo III! With the Real Money Auction House being implemented, you could potentially earn thousands of dollars a month if you do this right! This book is the best investment you will make, you can’t go wrong for under 3 dollars!

Here are the chapters headings that will help you achieve every goal you can think of monetarily in Diablo III!

Why Diablo III will be the perfect game to make Gold and Real Money
What it takes to ensure you are Ahead in the Economy Game
Understanding Demand and Supply
Calculating Your Profit Margin to Ensure Your Long Term Growth
What’s Better? Selling Big Ticket Items or Lower Priced Items?
Pricing Your Items. In-Game Auction vs. Real Money Auction House
Focus on Levelling or Focus on the Economy Initially?
Why You Need to Understand the Classes
Setting Daily, Weekly, and Monthly Goals and Why It’s Important
Essential Auction House Knowledge
Cornering the Auction House to Make Even More Gold
Taking Advantage of Quests to Make Extra Gold
Earn Now, Spend Later
How to Beat the Gold Farmers
How to Find your Niche and Why It’s Important
Use Player Emotions to Your Advantage!
Time and Day to Maximize Profits
Think Outside the Box to Make More Gold
Buying on the Real Money Auction House and Making More Money
Why you don’t have to be a Full Time Gamer to make consistent real money
How to Continue Earning Gold and Real Money for the Long Term
How You Can Earn a $1,000 or more a Month Playing Diablo III
Remember to Have Fun in Diablo III!



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