Free humour Kindle books for 20 May 15

Vertex Rider: Sequel to Joe Anonymous

by John Beavers

Just a few years earlier, there was an organization that utilized the power of supercomputers to anticipate and control how teenagers use social media. The result was that, by back-tracking effects and their causes, it was possible to use social media to accurately manipulate the real world. No one knew how much power that gave an individual! Well, despite good intentions, things can get out of hand very fast. It was the consensus of all involved that it would be safer to find a new interest.

Thus, these well-meaning scientists and their supercomputer made the decision to better the world using theoretical physics. It sounded better, safer, and sounded like just as much fun. What better use for an artificial intelligence the size of a planet is there but to generate its own algorithms with inventions in mind. What could go wrong with that?

Of course many inventions are just flat impossible — at least according to the scientific community that that puts all its faith in five senses and throws away supernatural possibilities as easily as mathematicians throw away imaginary numbers. Fortunately, the supercomputer known as Harry was not programmed to use only five senses. The first step is to shatter the scientist’s abiding faith in faithlessness and open their eyes to the fact that physical laws are being broken around us everywhere. After we realize that, who knows what could happen?



The Toothpick Flip (One Minute Cons)

by Charlie Miller

“I think I figured out how to do it.”

“Do what?”

“Flipping the toothpick so it always lands on the same side.”

“Show me.”

One Minute Cons

Learn how to make a bet that you can’t lose. In the One Minute Cons series, infamous underground con artist Charlie Miller presents his favorite bar tricks, fixed prop bets, and quick hustles. Use these techniques to impress your friends, charm strangers, be the life of the party, and maybe even make a fortune. Or just win the next round of drinks.

Each of the One Minute Cons introduces a new bar trick, bet, or hustle and explains how the reader can always win. These aren’t complex, elaborate cons used to swindle large amounts of money. One Minute Cons are simple tricks that an average person can quickly learn and master. Always clever, always entertaining, even the victim will enjoy the show.

Charlie Miller is one of the most successful confidence men operating today. He has been called “the Picasso of Con-Artists.” An expert in the field of fixed bar bets and quick cons, he know shares his most entertaining (and profitable!) knowledge with anyone willing to learn.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: One Minute Cons are for entertainment purposes only! Do not use this information for illegal or immoral purposes. Actions have consequences! Charlie Miller is not responsible if you screw up the trick, find a way to lose an un-losable bet, rip-off the wrong person, or end up in jail. Be smart.
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Johnny Real Estate: Legitimate Job Trilogy #1 (Johnny Book Book 4)

by Nick Tory

Trouble has a way of finding Johnny Tee. That’s why after years of consorting with organized crime types, he is set on finding a legitimate job and making a go of it as a functional member of society. He will fail miserably.

As a new trilogy begins, Johnny is off to join the world of real estate. It’s escrows. It’s leins. It’s a bunch of other terms he doesn’t know and isn’t learning. That’s okay because Johnny is a born salesmen But it’s also not okay because he’s a born idiot.



Three-and-Three (One Minute Cons)

by Charlie Miller

“I can do it by only touching one of the glasses.”

“There’s no way. You have to move more than one.”

“Wanna bet?”

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One Minute Cons

Learn how to make a bet that you can’t lose. In the One Minute Cons series, infamous underground con artist Charlie Miller presents his favorite bar tricks, fixed prop bets, and quick hustles. Use these techniques to impress your friends, charm strangers, be the life of the party, and maybe even make a fortune. Or just win the next round of drinks.

Each of the One Minute Cons introduces a new bar trick, bet, or hustle and explains how the reader can always win. These aren’t complex, elaborate cons used to swindle large amounts of money. One Minute Cons are simple tricks that an average person can quickly learn and master. Always clever, always entertaining, even the victim will enjoy the show.

Charlie Miller is one of the most successful confidence men operating today. He has been called “the Picasso of Con-Artists.” An expert in the field of fixed bar bets and quick cons, he know shares his most entertaining (and profitable!) knowledge with anyone willing to learn.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: One Minute Cons are for entertainment purposes only! Do not use this information for illegal or immoral purposes. Actions have consequences! Charlie Miller is not responsible if you screw up the trick, find a way to lose an un-losable bet, rip-off the wrong person, or end up in jail. Be smart.



The Consolation of Philosophy Cartoons

by Susanne Baumgärtel

Funny and cute cartoon characters quoting famous philosophers.



Minecraft Crafting Guide:How To Become A Successful Minecraft Player (Crafting Recipe Book)[Unofficial Guide] (minecraft free download, minecraft crafting … minecraft recipes, minecraft recipe)

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The Gravy Plane Scribe: Hilarious, Giggling-good fun!

by Corrie Mitchell

An airliner with a drunk pilot and most of a country’s cabinet onboard… A hair-raising take-off, and an even worse landing; and of course, everything in between…

Scumbuzo is an African; the Presidential Scribe – an important man, politically. His master and company’s corrupt and nepotistic shenanigans do not escape the Forefather’s attention, though. They come to Scumbuzo in his sleep, and ask him to help set matters straight: To record things as they REALLY happen; and not as dictated to him by the “High Poly”.

What follows on this – his first adventure recorded in his own words – is hilarious. Not that he meant it to be, of course. He’s merely saying, and writing it as it really is… and was…

Recording Africa as it is, and not as it is purported to be.



How To Play Black Jack Like The Pros

by John Saxx

Discover How To Play Black Jack Like The Pros

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Your about to discover great tactics on playing blackjack! This book will show you step by step what to do to become

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Work Wife Balance (Kate King Series Book 1)

by Jo Edwards

‘This is well-written, very funny and I raced through it, occasionally squealing in horror at the antics of Kate’s colleagues. It’s also a joy to read about a strong woman with a big job and fiery opinions, a nice antidote to the sugary sweet sort of chick lit.’ DAILY MAIL

Kate King is furiously flailing to keep afloat. As her team bicker, finger-point and cheat their way through rumours of sackings and site closures, her ill-tempered husband is becoming increasingly embittered and secretive. Kate knows she must address his petulant question: “Surely there’s more to life than this?” but all her energies are required to dodge the corporate bullets constantly fired in her direction.

Under pressure from an attractive, younger colleague, Kate is also concerned by her sudden invisibility to the opposite sex and the alarming appearance of back fat. Disturbingly, beige knitwear has started to call to her from the shelves of M&S.

Growing more and more suspicious of her husband’s activities, pressure builds on Kate both at work and at home until her turbulent year reaches its climactic end. Can she continue to balance precariously between work and marriage, or is one end of the scales going to hit the ground with a resounding thud?



JOKES FROM AROUND THE PACIFIC: Explaining the humor of James Boss…

by JAMES BOSS

Pacific humor is a little bit different from mainstream humor although they share a lot in common…the author also hopes to bring some awareness to the issues facing the peoples of the Pacific Islands through his humor…



U BE THE FOOL 2: …dummy’s guide to humor…

by James Boss

Jokes about being stupid and an exercise in wit, excellent for entertaining groups of friends, relatives or colleagues.



U BE THE FOOL!: …the dummy’s guide to humor…

by James Boss

jokes about being stupid



The Rugby Jokebook

by James Boss

Jokes or humorous comments about the sports of rugby in New Zealand



PORRIDGE CARKA: ..a guide for cheating spies and governments…

by JAMES BOSS

Some entertainment aimed at keeping authorities and States honest. The objective is to inform and entertain each other in your group for an hour or two.



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