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The Invention of Wings: A Novel (Trivia-On-Books)

by Trivion Books

Trivia-on-Book: The Invention of Wings by Sue Monk Kidd

Two women and fight for equality and justice as they find their voices during times of slavery, gender inequality and repression. Handful was a slave bought by the Grimke family for their daughter, Sarah on her eleventh birthday. This started an unusual bond between the two and as they grew up, they came to realize a lot of what is going on around them and started to take charge and make a change. The Invention of Wings is another Sue Monk Kidd classic, a powerful and gripping historical novel that is truly a page turner.

You may have read the book, but not have liked it.

You may have liked the book, but not be a fan.

You may call yourself a fan, but few truly are. Are you?

Trivia-on-Books is a quiz-formatted trivia on the book for readers, students, and fans alike. Whether you’re looking for “materials on the book”, or would like to “delve deeper into the story”, Trivia-on-Books provides a unique approach that is both insightful and educational.

Features You’ll Find Inside:

– 30 Multiple choice questions on the book, plots, characters and author

– Insightful commentary to answer every question

– Complementary quiz material for yourself or your reading group

– Results provided as scores to determine “status”

Promising quality and value, come grab your copy of Trivia-on-Books!



Orphan Train: A Novel by Christina Baker Kline (Trivia-On-Books)

by Trivion Books

Trivia-on-Book: Orphan Train by Christina Baker Kline

In the 1800’s up to early 1900’s, orphan trains were used to bring orphans and homeless children from the west to the east. They were lucky if the family that adopted them was loving and caring, but unfortunate if the family was not. Vivian Daly, a young Irish immigrant was one of the children who rode the orphan train. As she grew older she hid away everything that reminded her of her past but one day a girl doing community service at Vivian’s opened her past once more. Here, they find out that they’re not so different from each other after all…

You may have read the book, but not have liked it.

You may have liked the book, but not be a fan.

You may call yourself a fan, but few truly are. Are you?

Trivia-on-Books is a quiz-formatted trivia on the book for readers, students, and fans alike. Whether you’re looking for new materials to the book or would like to take the challenge yourself and share it with your friends and family for a time of fun, Trivia-on-Books provides a unique approach that is both insightful and educational!

Features You’ll Find Inside:

– 30 Multiple choice questions on the book, plots, characters and author

– Insightful commentary to answer every question

– Complementary quiz material for yourself or your reading group

– Results provided with scores to determine “status”

Promising quality and value, come grab your copy of Trivia-on-Books!



Minecraft: Diary of a Wimpy Steve Book 1: Trapped in Minecraft! Companion Book 1.5! For kids who like: Minecraft Jokes, Minecraft Diary Books, Minecraft Memes, Minecraft Memes and Funny Pictures

by Minecrafty Family

***FREE on Saturday and Sunday only! Grab your copy today!***

*** Read for FREE for all Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime members! ***

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That’s right . . . when you purchase the ebook version of Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Book 1 Activities! (Book 1.5) you’ll get the awesome printable activities FREE! These high quality, printable packets include all the great games, awesome activities, one-of-a-kind “gootie” catchers, and exclusive Wimpy Steve bookmarks! Collect them all!

Companion Book to the International #1 Bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Trapped in Minecraft!

Enjoy tons of Wimpy Steve Book 1 fun with this essential companion book! 

Inside this big book of Wimpy Steve Minecraft fun you’ll get:

  • Exclusive Diary of a Wimpy Steve Book 1 “gootie” catcher #1 of 4 in the series 
  • Hilarious original Wimpy Steve joke memes 
  • Amazing mazes 
  • A challenging nine-square “Match ’em Up” game 
  • A clever crossword puzzle 
  • The fantastic flick game 
  • Four exclusive Wimpy Steve bookmarks #1-4 of 20 in the series 
  • Our secret recipe for Wimpy Steve’s favorite Triple Chocolate Cake 
  • And much, MUCH more!

With tons of great games, funny Wimpy Steve memes, and clever puzzles and activities, Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Book 1 Activities! (Book 1.5) is a must-have for any kid who loves Minecraft and Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Trapped in Minecraft! Kids ages 5-12 can’t wait to “dig in” to these Wimpy Steve Minecraft activities!

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Minecraft: Diary of a Wimpy Steve Book 2 Horsing Around! Companion Book 2.5! For kids who like: Minecraft Jokes, Minecraft Diary Books, Minecraft Memes, Minecraft Memes and Funny Pictures

by Minecrafty Family

***FREE on Saturday and Sunday only! Grab your copy today!***

*** Read for FREE for all Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime members! ***

E-BOOK SPECIAL BONUS: Get Printable Downloads of All the Exclusive Activities FREE!

That’s right . . . when you purchase the ebook version of Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Book 2 Activities! (Book 2.5) you’ll get the awesome printable activites FREE! These high quality, printable packets include all the great games, awesome activities, one-of-a-kind “gootie” catchers, and exclusive Wimpy Steve bookmarks! Collect them all!

Companion Book to the International #1 Bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Horsing Around!

Enjoy tons of Wimpy Steve Book 2 fun with this essential companion book!

Inside this big book of Wimpy Steve Minecraft fun you’ll get:

  • Exclusive Diary of a Wimpy Steve “gootie” catcher #2 of 4 in the series 
  • Hilarious original Wimpy Steve joke memes 
  • Amazing mazes 
  • A challenging nine-square “Match ’em Up” game 
  • A clever crossword puzzle 
  • A fantastic flick game 
  • Exclusive Wimpy Steve bookmarks #5-9 of 20 in the series 
  • Our secret recipe for Wimpy Steve’s favorite Cocoa Oatie Cookies 
  • And much, MUCH more!

With tons of great games, funny Wimpy Steve memes, and clever puzzles and activities, Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Book 2 Activities! (Book 2.5) is a must-have for any kid who loves Minecraft and Diary of a Wimpy Steve: Horsing Around! Kids ages 5-12 (even reluctant readers) can’t wait to “dig in” to these Wimpy Steve Minecraft activities!

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The Big Book of Funny Riddles! (Fun Illustrated Joke Book for Kids)

by Max Lafferty

Q: What do psychics, chickens, pirates, and ducks have in common?

A: They are all in this hilarious joke book!

Inside this e-book, you’ll find lots of fun riddles and original illustrations. Stump your friends and then make them laugh!



books for kids: jokes for kids

by james huang

Want to plant the seed of humor in your children?

Then this e-book is for you!

Containing 50 jokes, this book is all you need to get your child to read, laugh and learn the ways of wits. All the jokes within this e-book are one-liners; they are very easy to read, memorize and pass on to friends!

Having a sense of humor is one of the skills that can get child far in life. It will improve its social relations, as well as make him or her the life of the party. As the child develops, so will their sense of humor – but it is you who needs to make the first step, and this book will be a great aid in achieving that.

The jokes have been made from a variety of styles and categories – things that your child is familiar with, but also more complex issues that will make him or her curious about the exciting world that surrounds us. Deadpan, irony, puns – all this, and more, can be found in this volume of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Fill your child’s mind with smiles and positivity now!



My Machine Doll: (A Collection of Funny Short Stories)

by Harmon Cooper

Get two free books with the download of My Machine Doll (details inside). Get them now!

From the writer of the Life is a Beautiful Thing series comes a short collection of satire that explores the depths of human delusion. In “My Machine Doll,” a Japanese man confesses his love for an android he picked up at an electronic store in Akihabara. In “Zombie Lolita,”* a hopeful writer gets a letter from The New Yorker which turns out to be a Nigerian scam.

“The Updated Elder’s Pocket Companion” is a spoof of the Elder’s Pocket Companion, a founding document of Mormonism that provides instructions for marrying someone who has already died (seriously). In “Thank You, Mr. Tiger,” a celebrity dons a tiger costume for a breath of fresh air at a local fair, getting more than he bargained for once a child falls into a fountain. In “Blogging the Muse,” an Austin blogger’s bizarre morning rituals are exposed.

Fun, ridiculous and sometimes poignantly pointless, My Machine Doll will keep you laughing and make you think. On sale for a limited time!

*”Zombie Lolita” was originally published in The T.J. Eckelburg Review, the literary journal for John Hopkins University.

You can get your free books by leaving me a review and sending me an e-mail at [email protected] You can also snag your free books by visiting www.harmoncooper.com, or clicking the links inside the My Machine Doll ebook file. I truly appreciate the support.



Phenomenon X Roleplaying Game: Core Rulebook

by Nat Ash

Phenomenon X is a D10 based roleplaying game. Create your character and fall through the cracks of society, as the world fills with suspicion, intrigue, conspiracies, and aliens. This book provides the mechanics to create a fantasy world underneath the post modern, pre-apocalyptic world of today.



Can you Find the Hidden Things?: Six Books in One!

by S. Rahman

Find 30 pages of images in the fun hidden things book. Each page as 5 items to find. Can you find the images in each picture? This book is a great for a rainy day or a trip with children. Can You Find the Hidden Things? will challenge children, have them think, and allow them to have some quiet time as they find each image. Each image is brightly colored and contains fun illustrations that make finding each image tricky.

So grab YOUR copy today. You’ll be glad you did.

For each book that is sold (not including free days), 10 cents is given to teaching and learning. Go to 50ThingsToKnow.com/GivingBack to find out more.



15 Months of Winter: My Year in North Dakota

by John Bayer

In July 2012, John Bayer left Los Angeles and moved to North Dakota. He moved there with a dream in his heart – the dream was to not live in Los Angeles anymore. John quickly discovered that North Dakota is the most “not Los Angeles” place in the world.

Fifteen Months of Winter: My Year in North Dakota contains John’s reflections and musing about living in the Dakota that doesn’t have Mount Rushmore. Many of the essays in this book come directly from his award winning O! Pioneer newspaper column (ND Newspaper Association – 2012 First Place Humor column – weeklies 2000+ circulation).

Also contained in this book are all of the random thoughts, notes and writings that just simply weren’t good enough to be put into print.

Until now!



The Girl on the Train: A Novel by Paula Hawkin (Trivia-On-Books)

by Trivion Books

Trivia-on-Book: The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins

You may have read the book, but not have liked it.

You may have liked the book, but not be a fan.

You may call yourself a fan, but few truly are. Are you?

Trivia-on-Books is a quiz-formatted trivia on the book for readers, students, and fans alike. Whether you’re looking for new materials to the book or would like to take the challenge yourself and share it with your friends and family for a time of fun, Trivia-on-Books provides a unique approach that is both insightful and educational!

Features You’ll Find Inside:

– 30 Multiple choice questions on the book, plots, characters and author

– Insightful commentary to answer every question

– Complementary quiz material for yourself or your reading group

– Results provided with scores to determine “status”

Promising quality and value, scroll up and grab your copy of Trivia-on-Books!



A Stinky Situation: Josh DinkleMyer And The Attack Of The Green Smelly Gas (Funny Books – Humor – Funny Kids Books – Funny Kids Chapter Books – Fart Books For Children Book 1)

by Johnny Jenkins

“A funny book filled with endless gags and laughs!. A great chapter book for young kids, teens and even adults that will have you laughing so hard. If you like farts, poop, and stinky situations, then this is the book for you.”

Josh Dinklemyer is a smelly, snotty and lazy 10-year-old kid who loves to fart. Unfortunately, his mother and teacher Mrs. Frizz, don’t find his smelly talent funny. Josh’s farts begin to spiral out of control causing him huge problems and getting him into trouble at school. Nobody seems to like Josh’s smelly gas until he joins a farting contest. He is determined to win and prove to the world that he is the king of farts. Join Josh Dinklemyer, AKA Mr. Fart, as he goes on a stinky, smelly, poop-filled, wild adventure!.



Catch 5

by Hans A. Adhemar

FINALLY WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IS HERE ! MY CATCH 5 SYSTEM TO WIN ANY PICK 5 LOTTERIES…CASH 5, FANTASY 5, TAKE 5, MEGA MILLIONS AND MORE. CREATED IN 2 SECTIONS THIS SYSTEM ALLOWS YOU TO START LOW PLAYING FROM 5 TO 10 LINES. YOU CAN EXPECT MANY 2, 3, 4 AND POSSIBLE 5/5.

INCLUDED: PRINTABLE SHEETS FOR YOUR WORKOUTS

ALSO, EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE CATCH 5 SYSTEM, BY BUYING THE FIRST EDITION, ANY NEW EDITION IS DELIVERED TO YOU FREE. (YOU WILL NEED TO SHOW PROOF OF PURCHASE.)



FAIRY TALES BY MARTIANS

by Robert Trainor

NOTE: Fairy Tales by Martians can also be purchased with four other novels of mine for $3.99 in a book entitled The Blackwater Novels. (The four other novels are Blood and Blackmail, The Blackwater Journal, The Voice of the Victim, and A Tale from the Blackwater River.)

Fairy Tales by Martians is a satirical comedy set in the twilight zone of the modern world.

Charles Dimmer, an eight-grade science teacher, runs into trouble when he attempts to explain Darwin’s theory of evolution to his class. His thirteen-year-old students continually interrupt with bizarre questions that he can’t really answer: “Mr. Dimmer, if we all evolved from frogs, then why aren’t we green?” “Where does the kangaroo fit into all this, Mr. Dimmer? Did they come before or after the monkey?”

But things really go downhill fast when Marie says, “Mr. Dimmer, I would like to know where God fits into all this. You’ve said that everything in the universe has evolved from something that came earlier, so I’d like to know where God came from. I assume it wasn’t from a frog because you’ve told us that’s where human beings came from. Could God have come from a bird? They fly in the sky all the time, and from everything I’ve heard, God lives in the sky.”

The mention of the word God causes Charles’s most obstreperous student, Simon Notts, to produce some peculiar observations of his own. Simon has an encyclopedic knowledge of science fiction, and he also spends hours a day on the internet. An ardent believer in Darwinism, Simon ridicules God in a variety of ways before he launches into one of his favorite themes. “Nobody ever grants me any respect,” said Simon. “I’ve told hundreds of people that we’ve descended from the Martians, and everyone just thinks that I’m joking. But the evidence is hiding in plain sightâ??just go to Google and type in: We may all be Martians. You’ll be shocked at what comes up.” (Author’s note: Just go to Google and type in: We may all be Martians. You’ll be shocked at what comes up.)

Meanwhile, Charles’s home life is collapsingâ??his wife has thrown him out of the bedroom and replaced him with Donald, an obnoxious used-car salesman. In between bouts of dealing with the overly aggressive Donald, Charles is called to the principal’s office where he finds that Simon is accusing him of attempting to indoctrinate his students with religious ideas.

After another bizarre class where he is cross-examined by Simon as to whether or not he believes in God, Charles returns to his house, but when he overhears Donald plotting his murder, Charles flees to a motel room where he gets roaring drunk. The next morning, he is arrested for murder, but the interrogation seems to focus entirely on claims that he told his students they were Martians. Eventually, Charles, clad only in his underwear, manages to escape from the prison interrogation room, and after running across a busy highway, shoplifting a suit from a clothing store, and floundering through a deep stream, he arrives at a homeless encampment where he is able to disappear without leaving a trace.

Why should you read Fairy Tales by Martians? The most obvious reason is that this book definitively answers an important question that has long been of interest to everyone: Did I descend, as Darwin claims, from a frog, or did I descend, as some modern scientists are claiming, from a Martian? Some will say that the answer to this question doesn’t make any difference because both frogs and Martians are small and green, but for those who hunger and thirst for the truth, the answers are all here.



Social Rainbows

by Benjamin Yarber

An accident by a chemistry student results in the creation of a designer drug with surprisingly unexpected effects.



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