Free humour Kindle books for 12 Dec 15

Clash of Clans

by Supper CeII

From rage-­filled Barbarians with glorious mustaches to pyromaniac wizards, raise your own army and lead your clan to victory! Build your village to fend off raiders, battle against millions of players worldwide, and forge a powerful clan with others to destroy enemy clans.

FEATURES

� Build your village into an unbeatable fortress

� Raise your own army of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters

� Battle with players worldwide and take their Trophies

� Join together with other players to form the ultimate Clan

� Fight against rival Clans in epic Clan Wars

� Build 18 unique units with multiple levels of upgrades

� Discover your favorite attacking army from countless combinations of troops, spells, Heroes and Clan reinforcements

� Defend your village with a multitude of Cannons, Towers, Mortars, Bombs, Traps and Walls

� Fight against the Goblin King in a campaign through the realm



Lucharan!: Mexican Wrestling RPG (Foresee Alpha Book 3)

by Jonathan Nolan

LUCHARAN! (they will fight!)

Enter a bizarre world where the superheroes all wear masks… LUCHADOR masks!

Everything you need in one book to play exciting and downright strange Luchador adventures, from Weight Division rules, super powers, over 100 different Luchador Masks with powers, complete origin tables rolling up characters from Kid, Teen and Adult all the way through to Venerable!

Fight other wrestlers, monsters, villains and the undead!

Comes with everything you need to play in one book, just add dice pen and paper!



Funding for Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

by Antenna Wilde

A comedic explosion through the bowels of California, this non-stop adventure follows Antenna and Clyde through a string of ridiculous observations, social mishaps, raging tirades and psychotic episodes. So grab a bowl and a beer, sit back and get ready to laugh!



Haunted Chinese Restaurant

This is an 8-page short story about a haunted Chinese restaurant. The angry spirits of hundreds and hundreds of cats, dogs and birds banded together for retribution. The animals wanted justice against Mr. Chong. His evil secret was that he kidnapped hundreds of animals only to butcher them and serve them as food to the unknowing public.



MINECRAFT: Hugs Of A Lucky Zombie: An Unofficial Minecraft Zombie Diary (Unofficial Minecraft Diaries By Alex Brian Book 9)

by Alex Brian

To all my fans, readers and followers!

This book is part of the same, best-selling series by Alex Brian that was previously published as “Diary of a Minecraft Creeper” by “Alex Brian”. Your favorite unofficial Minecraft series is now available as “Hugs of a Creeper”.

Limited Time Offer! Get This Book At The Discounted Price!

Ever heard the story of a lucky Minecraft zombie?

Zombies may scare the hell out of you. But, this zombie is different from all others!

In this book, you will meet a Minecraft Zombie and get to know what makes him different than other zombies.

Does he have a heart?

Does he have feelings?

Why is he a lucky Zombie?

Well, only a lucky Minecraft zombie could answer this question!

If you are a Minecraft fanatic, you would definitely want to know more about what it takes to be a Minecraft zombie, and that too, a lucky one!

This diary written by a Minecraft Zombie will help you uncover the many secrets and mysteries related to the Zombie’s life.

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Nominees

by Pavel Shishkoedov

Five nominees for the prestigious Film Award. One day before the ceremony.



Minecraft: The Librarian ( An Unofficial Minecraft Book )

by Steve the Noob

This Unofficial Minecraft Book is 10,000 Words with 29 Pictures (Custom Crafted Scenes to Accompany the Story)

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Meet Jacob the librabrian. He is a bit socially awkward and a bit of a homebody, but soon he finds himself on a grand adventure that leads him through strange lands. This fun Minecraft diary is about friendship, adventure, and Herobrine also makes an appearance.

Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

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The Bluffer’s Guide to Bond (The Bluffer’s Guides)

by Mark Mason

Be an instant expert on Bond and bluff your way with 007 aficionados. There is no risk required, just a sense of humour. From ‘Bond’s lifestyle’ to his ‘one-liners’, and from ‘the line to take’ to ‘the link with JFK’, here’s the guide that gives you a licence to thrill in any company.



The Chobbingham Green Preservation Society

by Leonard Sime

The meetings and misadventures of the Chobbingham Green Preservation Society. Annotated by diarist, journalist and write things downerist Leonard Sime. And all that sort of thing.



Conversations with the Comedy Masters

by Stephen Hoover

Ever wish you could bend the ear of a successful comedy writer? That’s exactly what Stephen Hoover did in Conversations with the Comedy Masters.

This is an early release and includes interviews with Dave Sheffield and Steve Kerper. More interviews will be added in the future and the price will increase.. Customers who buy it now at the introductory price will receive the updates with added interviews at no additional charge (Includes instructions on how to set your device to receive updates.) It will also be available in paperback when complete.



Other Plans: Episode Three: It’s Later Than You Think…

by Neal Doran

Life can be good. But sometimes it’s not quite what you had in mind…

Peter & Jen, are working hard to keep up a rundown North London cinema, but making a living on a diet of old Woody Allen movies and movie themed pastries is trickier even than it sounds, especially with a heritage Wurlitzer that needs fixing and locals who still resent them for no longer doing the Bingo.

Peter’s brother, Salvador, has wanted a career in medicine since he was a boy, but the red-haired — and usually red-faced — junior doctor may not be the best match for the frontline practice of the local sexual health clinic. And it certainly doesn’t seem the best place for him to find a girlfriend.

Jen’s cousin Kate’s architecture career isn’t on the up as fast as she’d like, either. Getting over her ex is taking longer than she hoped too, and the fondness for high stakes poker he left her with is proving an expensive therapy.

Jason, a wannabe rock star and has-to-be plumber, is Peter’s best friend from a childhood when they were both briefly TV stars, on a zeitgeist-defining teen drama. While it’s a time Peter would rather forget, Jason sees his past as the passport to his future, and the much-needed money a possible reunion offers could be the temptation needed to make his best pal think again.

As reality gets in the way, and dreams that are getting further out of reach, the friends try to figure what to do when life doesn’t work out how it does in the movies.

Other Plans is a new comedy drama eBook box set from Neal Doran in six(ish) quick-read episodes.



Minecraft: Iron Golem (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

by Steve the Noob

This Unofficial Minecraft Book is Nearly 10,000 Words with 30 Pictures (Custom Crafted Scenes to Accompany the Story)

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This fun and silly diary is about a special iron golem named Ryder. He is not quite like all the other golems out there. Ryder always wants to help, but he always ends up messing things up. Maybe because he is too big, or maybe because he has a few iron ingots loose in his head. Either way, he sticks out like a sore thumb.

Will he ever find his place in the world? Find out in this funny Minecraft diary of an iron golem.

Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

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