Free humour Kindle books for 13 Dec 15

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me

by Roxy Kay

Sometimes a girl needs more than a cuckservative.

Sometimes a girl needs a man.

Hannah has never found a man who can hold her interest for more than a few dates until Tom walks into her life. He’s tall, strong, and confident. He’s harsh and blunt. He’s everything she shouldn’t like.

But does.

He’s no cuckservative.

There’s just one problem: the guy who loves her is.

**This is a short humorous fiction romance that’s perfect for non-feminist women who want something sexy to read that reinforces their political values and anti-SJW beliefs!**



Pop Quiz Vol 19: 100 Multiple-Choice Questions on 7 Decades of Pop Music (Indie Music, Punk Rock, Disco, Heavy Rock, Rock n Roll, Country Music, Rap, Grunge, Soul, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s)

by Bernard Morris

100 multiple-choice questions on 7 decades of pop music. 5 quizzes, each quiz comprising 20 multiple-choice questions.Whether you’re playing on your own or testing your friends, this collection of quizzes will bring lots of fun.

Vol 19



Become a Great Chess Player: Introducing the Lifetime Improvement Plan

by Dan Booth

In this book I aim to give the beginning player the tools to become a great chess player. It is a guide that point you towards FREE and easy online resources that will take you from complete beginner to a proficient chess player, and over time into a great chess player (I will also point you in the direction of a few books that could help your improvement, but not absolutely necessary). I’ll show you how to get started, where to play (online), and how to implement the Lifetime Improvement Plan.



Seven Will Out: A Renaissance Revel

by JoAnn Spears

If you thought “Six of One: A Tudor Riff” was the most fun you could have with your nightdress on, wait until you see what “Seven Will Out: A Renaissance Revel” has in store. Get ready for one ‘ruff’ night!

Tudorphile Dolly thought that the night she spent on an astral plane with Henry VIII’s six wives, learning their heretofore unknown secrets, was a one-time thing. Not so! In “Seven Will Out”, Dolly finds herself back in the ether with the women of later Tudor times: Elizabeth I, â??Bloody’ Mary, Bess of Hardwick, Mary, Queen of Scots, and Anne Hathaway Shakespeare, to name a few. They too have secrets that will turn history on its head, and comic sass that will keep you laughing.

You’ve read all of the traditional, serious and romantic takes on the legendary Tudors. Why not try your Tudors with a new and different twist?



MINECRAFT: Best Potions Handbook: An Unofficial Minecraft Potions And Enchantment Guide For Kids

by THE MINECRAFTY WIZARD

IT IS FREE ON AMAZON UNLIMITED

**9 FREE BOOKS INSIDE, LIMITED TIME ONLY**

MINECRAFT: Best Potions Handbook is the BEST and the only potions handbook that you’ll need to become a Minecraft pro in no time! If you’re looking to become a Minecraft Potions expert, this book will teach you all the secrets and potions that will help you succeed in Minecraft.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Important Things You Would Need To Know About Making Potions
  • Starting With A Brewing Stand
  • SUPER Important Things You Would Need To Know About Brewing
  • Different kinds of potions to make
  • Survive Through Crafting
  • AND MUCH MOREâ?¦

This book is not only for people who would like to make their game of Minecraft as enjoyable as possible – this will also make your game the way you want it to be too!

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MINECRAFT: Diary of a Minecraft Iron Golem – Finding a Cure (Book 3) (Unofficial Minecraft Books) (minecraft diary, minecraft books, minecraft handbook, minecraft books for kids)

by Michael Marlon

Join me in my adventure as a Minecraft Iron Golem

Hey friend, it’s Aron and in this story I will be traveling with Daniel, Jenna, and my new friend Allen to go and get the potion needed to cure our village. A sickness has spread since we got back with the medicine needed for Jenna’s brother, Daniel. We don’t know what it’s from, but Grim has sent us off back to the Enchanter’s village to try and find a cure. We’ll be passing through, and I just hope Martin can help us. I hope Erin and Mary can help us, but I have to think positively. Join us as we try to save our village once more.

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MINECRAFT: Best Redstone Handbook: Unofficial Minecraft Redstone Guide for Kids

by THE MINECRAFTY WIZARD

IT IS FREE ON AMAZON UNLIMITED

**9 FREE BOOKS INSIDE, LIMITED TIME ONLY**

MINECRAFT: Best Redstone Handbook is the BEST and the only redstone handbook that you’ll need to become a Minecraft pro in no time! If you’re looking to become a Minecraft Redstone expert, this book will teach you all the secrets and useful builds that will help you succeed in Minecraft.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Important Things You Would Need To Know About Making Redstones
  • How to build a automatic door with redstones
  • How to build a powered pool
  • How to build a compact lava bin
  • Using Redstone for potions
  • AND MUCH MOREâ?¦

This book is not only for people who would like to make their game of Minecraft as enjoyable as possible – this will also make your game the way you want it to be too!

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The Would Be Asstronaut

by Donald Rump

Hank Larmspitz has a plan.

Well, sort of.

He’s going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he’s going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.

Exactly what does he have in mind?

Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank’s true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. “Seriously?” he blurts out. “Don’t you think your theory is a bitâ?¦oh, I don’t know…implausible?”

“Watch close and you might learn something.” Hank cracked his knuckles and pulled out a helping of his favorite brand.

Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.



Downton Abbey Quiz Game Book: Unofficial Fan Challenge – Complete Game Book Series

by Rita Greer

Downton Abbey Quiz Game Book: Ultimate Fan Challenge -Complete Game Book Series contains all the facts and fun combined into one convenient trivia game for all Downton fans.

Included in this series are the entire three set of books that include the aristocrats, the middle class, and the servants.

Here is a great quiz game for all you loyal Downton Abbey fans who believe you know all about the people, places, and times of this classic romantic story which has captured the hearts of all throughout the world. The challenge (if you dare) is to take this quiz and find out where you stand on the “Abbey – Meter.” Add up the score for each game and discover where you stand as an expert of Downton Abbey lore.

Downton Abbey Quiz Game Book: The Unofficial Character- Complete Quiz Game Book Series centers around our beloved and not so loved characters from Seasons 1-4. By taking the quiz, you can quickly acquaint yourself to the opulent world of the Crawley family and the simple dedication and labor of the staff who serve them.

This is a great mind-bender to play before the show, hosting theme parties, school drama and literature classes or just testing yourself!

The questions are designed for the budding “Abbeyphile” to the expert “Dr. Of Downton”. The game is designed to play for short entertainment.

Included In The Book Are:

1. Multiple choice questions with answers quickly answered correct or incorrect by interactive clicks.

2. Historical and little known facts about the characters who portray the world of Downton Abbey

3. Downton Abbey Meter to measure your expertise and discover your level of expertise

4. Fun activities for groups, families, and classes to enrich the storyline.

Fun, entertaining, informative, and enriching for all Downton Abbey Lovers.

Pick this book today! Real value for the fan who is looking for a “jolly good time!”

Have fun and go Downton!!!!



The Clitheroe Prime Minister: Vote for Big Jim – A Proper Working Class Northern Bloke

by Steven Suttie

“Brilliant fun”

“LAUGH OUT LOUD”

“What a hoot!”

THE CLITHEROE PRIME MINISTER

A funny and politically incorrect satire novel that straight talking folk just can’t get enough of.

IS GREAT BRITAIN ABOUT TO GET A WELDER IN AS PRIME MINISTER?

This is a laugh-out-loud adventure about an ordinary egg & chips eating kind of man, who finds himself accidentally becoming the most famous bloke in Britain.

Jim Arkwright is having a really weird week. After learning that a video of him messing about and talking politics in the pub has gone viral, he finds himself on the radio, wiping the floor with the experts and politicians live on the air. The British public, sick to death of the sleazy, money grabbing, out of touch political figureheads are instantly endeared by the straight-speaking Lancashire man. They love his ideas and his friendly, warm nature.

Jim hears the things that ordinary folk say, on buses, in cafes and down the launderette. Big Jim is a man who is in touch with the public, unlike the nation’s politicians.

The following morning’s newspapers start a campaign demanding that Big Jim should become Prime Minister. But Jim has got a really big job on at work. He doesn’t have any time for all this nonsense.

Can Big Jim be tempted to join the Government? The people of Clitheroe hope so, as the picturesque little Lancashire town has become over-run with media gangs, press trucks, television channels and happy go lucky tourists.

This is a fun, cheeky, exciting and endearing satire novel that readers can’t put down. Britain really has found a new kind of Leader. A working class welder from up north.

DISCLAIMERS…

WARNING: CONTAINS EFFING and JEFFING! Aye, excuse the french.

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT A SERIOUS POLITICS BOOK. It’s in the humour section.

WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT POSSESS A SENSE OF HUMOUR, DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS AWFUL RUBBISH. It’s a load of crap!

This is not a serious politics book. It is a satire comedy novel which is intended to amuse readers, particularly those of a working-class disposition. It is nothing more than a fictional story about what could happen if a straight talking, politically incorrect, beer guzzling welder from up north was to become PM.

If you think it is amusing that Grandparents should be banned from wearing tracksuits (unless they are competing in a race or something,) that the police should be tazering yobs at will, and that naughty kids should be sent down manholes to scrape poo off the sewer walls with their fingernails, then you will probably enjoy this book.

If you think that these ideas are preposterous, then you will hate it and get mad and you will certainly not appreciate the knob joke!



Minecraft: Best Traps Handbook: Unofficial Minecraft Traps Guide for Kids

by THE MINECRAFTY WIZARD

IT IS FREE ON AMAZON UNLIMITED

*9 FREE BOOKS INSIDE, LIMITED TIME ONLY*

Minecraft: Best Traps Handbook is the BEST and the only traps handbook that you’ll need to become a Minecraft trickster in no time! If you’re looking to become a Minecraft traps expert, this book will teach you all the secrets and information to trick against all your friends and mobs in Minecraft.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • How to Make Traps
  • Hiding Traps
  • Traps with TNT Bombs
  • Lava Traps
  • AND MUCH MOREâ?¦

This book is not only for people who would like to make their game of Minecraft as enjoyable as possible – this will also make your game the way you want it to be too!

Click “Buy Now” Above to Get Your Copy TODAY!

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The Trials of Gary

by Anthony H. Roberts

In this humorous and wildly satirical short story, The Reverend Gary Fowler loves the Lord, but he’s also a man who loves to be loved. With the matrimonial home fires burned down to sullen ashes, the Reverend’s thoughts turn to his sweet little Sunday School teacher, Mrs. Darcy Jenkins.

An overlapping trip gives the antsy adulterers the perfect opportunity to plot a secret rendezvous of sin. Will it be a night of unbridled passion, or will the Reverend’s best-laid plans go awry? Trials and temptations await as an unseen hand has other plans in “The Trials of Gary”.

(satire, the first deadly sin, adult situations in unattractive underwear)



Haunting Love: Short Story (Layla and Grant) Love, Death, Hurt, Pain, Past (Dirt Road Heartstring)

by M.R.C.

(Layla dealing with the death of a lost love of her past. While loving an other. Guessing and doubt.) Layla and Grant in ‘One Door Closes’ She left. This short is to give an idea as to why and the on going fight within her self of an old love who is dead, but very much alive in her heart and mind. The demon she is fighting is nothing more but a ghost of a man. But, none the less, is making it hard for her to move forward with Grant. Will Grant finally let her go?



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