Free humour Kindle books for 25 Dec 15

Meeting Mr. Mogul: A CEO Billionaire Contemporary Romance

by Mel Ryle

â??Romantic â??Funny â??Sexy Boss â??Lighthearted â??Fun

“Just because you’re the boss does not mean you can just treat me however you want!”

With those words, Andy Peterson made an enemy out of William Maxwell, a billionaire who is the epitome of leading men in romance stories for manyâ??ridiculously enough. If it were up to her, she wouldn’t have to deal with him at all. Unfortunately, he is one of the most powerful men in the city, which means he can crush her like a bug if he wants to.

And just when things are about to take a turn for the worse, she gets help from the most unlikely source. Alexandra Maxwell, William’s older sister, was so impressed with her feistiness and seeming immunity to billionaire douche’s charms that she hired Andy as an assistant.

Although the job seems too good to pass up, the problem is she would have to work with that SOB. Will Mr. Mogul continue to make her life a living hell? Or will their explosive chemistry lead to something else entirely?

If you loved Arrogant Master and Not You, Its Me , this romantic comedy novel including a wager, two hard headed enemies and a meddling sister will surely rock your boat!



The Lost Treasure of Ronnie Wrinkle (The Scarlet Buccaneer Book 2)

by W.F. Brown

Another tale of zany characters, running amok on Christmas Eve!

Nearly every Saturday morning, Ronnie Wrinkle is attacked by a violent Being in his home. A frightening whirlwind of pain, an angry Witch of hatred. He has no idea why. He lives in terror of her next visit, for she had screamed a terrible threat; “Next time . . . It will be Hell at Midnight!! The End of Everything!!” Ronnie realises the â??next time’ will be midnight on Christmas Eve.

On Christmas Eve Ronnie finds the elderly lodgers are eating all the shoe polish. The fire is out and they are surrounded by soggy, chewed up kindling. Thankfully they don’t want to eat his pencil. He goes to the beach to gather more kindling.

There he finds something amazing. It gives him a brilliant idea that might keep the Witch away – if only for a little while. He loads it into his barrow and wheels off to town. But before the night is done he is robbed by a smelly old man.

Ronnie desperately chases him, but it seems everyone in town – including a very mysterious donkey – tries to slow him down. He HAS to get his loaded barrow back and be home before midnight – and not just because of the Witch; his way home means crossing the dreaded Horrogre Crag. Time and again he has been warned, “You know what happens at Horrogre at midnight on Christmas Eve!”

Will Ronnie catch the Filthy Filtcher of his Fabulous Barrowload? But wait – is it really his lost treasure? And is the thief just a smelly old man . . . or someone weird? Will Ronnie survive Horrogre Crag and the hatred of the mad eyed Witch? Why does she haunt him? And what on earth is the Great Tripe on Toast Disaster of ’48? Crikey, I don’t know! You’ll have to read the story!



Jokes for kids : Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

by james huang

Want to plant the seed of humor in your children?

Then this e-book is for you!

Containing 100 jokes, this book is all you need to get your child to read, laugh and learn the ways of wits. All the jokes within this e-book are one-liners; they are very easy to read, memorize and pass on to friends!

Having a sense of humor is one of the skills that can get child far in life. It will improve its social relations, as well as make him or her the life of the party. As the child develops, so will their sense of humor – but it is you who needs to make the first step, and this book will be a great aid in achieving that.

The jokes have been made from a variety of styles and categories – things that your child is familiar with, but also more complex issues that will make him or her curious about the exciting world that surrounds us. Deadpan, irony, puns – all this, and more, can be found in this volume of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Fill your child’s mind with smiles and positivity now!



Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Bounty Hunter [Unofficial Minecraft Book] (Mission 2 Team Grieferz Part 6)

by Minecrafters

MINECRAFT

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FREE BONUS STORY INSIDE

It’s wet and damp, and often tries to despawn you at every possible opportunity. If it isn’t a storm, then it’s pirates. If it’s not pirates, then it’s ghost pirates. If it’s not ghost pirates, it’s giant chickens. And if it isn’t any of those things, you can bet your behind it’s a giant squid monster.

Dan Danger and Charles Brilliant are about to go for a little swim.

Team Grieferz, Minecraft’s last remaining pirates, have been defeated. But in their wake, they’ve unleashed a beast so terrifying, not even the Admins can defeat it. The Kraken, a giant squid monster capable of tearing cities to pieces.

To defeat it, they’ve only got one chance. An ancient weapon created by Herobrine himself, hidden in a long lost temple. Accompanied by the Head Admin, they’ll fight one last battle to save Minecraft not just from the ocean, but from the developers themselvesâ?¦

This final battle brings the second trilogy to a close. Can Dan and Charles win when the odds are so stacked against them?

Diary of a Minecraft Bounty Hunter introduces us to a new line-up of hilarious and cool characters. Join Dan and Charles in an all-new series, as they take on good guys and bad guys alike, in an effort to save Minecraft and get some respect and fans. The perfect gift for any Minecraft lover.

FREE to kindle unlimited subscribers, download and have fun!



The Winner’s Guide To Words With Friends: Revealed: Masterful Tips, Tricks and Secrets

by Gene Derumor

Words With Friends (TM) is an easy game to play, easy game to learn, but not an easy game to win. With this book, you’ll be able to learn a few tricks and strategies that will allow you to control the board and the gameplay better than ever. It is not just about the words you know. Memorizing the dictionary will not guarantee you a win. The game is even more fun when you start racking up conquests and turning the tables on your nemeses.



Suburban Task Force- A Best Selling Action Adventure and Chick Lit Series (A Jade Lydell Novel Book 1)

by Addison Towne

An Amazon Top Seller in Comic Fiction and Action Adventure

This isn’t your typical housewife story.
Be prepared to be blown away!

***What America is Reading Now!***

Suburban Task Force is a humor filled, high octane, action-comedy.  It follows Jade Lydell, who at thirty one finds herself living the surreal life of a married suburbanite.  Her simple, and now materialistic days are busy with shopping, drinking and playing with couples that live the same high-end lifestyle.   

It takes a home invasion scare and a co-workers brutal mugging to wake Jade from her suburban slumber.  The adventure begins when she and her two best friends forgo an uplifting spa retreat for an intense tactical, gun and self defense weekend, all without their husbands’ knowledge.

Upon their return, feeling rejuvenated and proud, the women try to re-adapt to their suburban lifestyles.   Not so easy when you have to attend a VIP party on Catalina Island with the who’s who of Hollywood and Politics.  Without warning, the island is taken hostage by a rogue terrorist group.  With the men and women separated, and all outside communication cut off, Jade and her friends feel their only hope is to use their combined talents and outlandish movie knowledge to outsmart their captors.

Comedy and daring action ensue as the three women, with one weekend of self defense training, try to lead an all out attack against those holding their loved ones hostage.
If you are a fan of the Stephanie Plum series or enjoy an action packed, laugh out loud read this is the book for you!

(Make believe book/movie rating: PG13 for language and violence)

Reviews:
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“This is a very good introduction into the works of Addison Towne. I was really gripped by this one and I struggled to put it down and would thoroughly recommend it to anyone!”
Linda N., Chicago
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“A good first effort for a debut novel. The story is an intriguing one, and again as promised a light, fun read! This little action, mystery is enough to keep you reading up until the end! Brilliantly done by Lydell.”
Kara C, Miami
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“The characters were well-developed and easy to follow. The author made the characters interesting and easy to follow which I think she has done remarkably well.
It is well-written, witty and funny to read and thoroughly enjoyable.”
Donna M, Pacific Palisades
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“Lydell’s characters are all well-written, and you can see feel compassion for all of them, despite their individual circumstances. I found myself caring for all of them, and wanting them to all work it out and be happy! Most importantly, I found myself stifling laughs while reading this in bed. I didn’t want to wake the husband.”
Arlena D, Los Angeles

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Anti-Claus

by S. O. Snickermore

A twisted Christmas story.



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