Free humour Kindle books for 01 Aug 16

Pokemon Go: The Ultimate Guide: Pokemon Go Guide + Extra Documentation (Android, iOS, Secrets, Tips, Tricks, Hints, All Info)

by Jeremy Tyson

This book holds ALL information currently available on Pokémon Go

+ Contains a lot of extra documentation

Dear Pokémon Trainer,

Welcome to Pokémon Go: The Ultimate Guide to Pokémon Go Secrets, Tips & Tricks. Whether you are an absolute beginner willing to step up your game or an established user wishing to truly master Pokémon Go, in this book you will find everything there is to know about Pokémon Go. The game has many features and secrets. This book is designed to cover every single one of them. You’ll be the very best in no time!

Some of the subjects talked about in this book are:

  • Installation
  • Setting up your account
  • Acquiring your starter Pokémon
  • Getting Pikachu
  • Pokéstops
  • Items
  • Poké Balls
  • Teams
  • Gyms
  • Pokémon Candy
  • Stardust
  • Stats & IV’s
  • Pokémon Types
  • Prestige
  • Pokémon Spawn Locations
  • Trainer Levels
  • Max CP per Pokémon
  • Advanced Pokémon Tracking
  • Throwing Techniques
  • Battles
  • Powering up
  • Evolving
  • Egg Hatching
  • Pokémon Moves (Both Basic and Charged)
  • + A lot of extra documentation!

And many more!

With this guide you will master all core concepts of Pokémon Go, as well as gain that slight edge over your friends and other trainers in no time. This book will take you from the basic mechanics to the most hidden features, secrets and best strategies of Pokémon Go so you can truly learn everything there is to learn about Pokémon Go!

Download your copy today and truly become the very best.



Of Bots and Beans: CULT Group Coffee Sequence Volume 1

by Colin Spindler

Colin Spindler’s CULT Group Coffee Sequence is the mystical space yarn you didn’t know you needed in your life.

“Of Bots and Beans” introduces readers to the reclusive actress Dame Saffron Von Scruplescotch, the fumbling Director Jerubimbo Gripebagger, the mysterious Participant, the eccentric ideas of Sir Francis Buildobare, and the ever-present metamorphic nanobiotech bots crawling all over everything.

Are you tired of waking up suffering from body-consciousness? Wouldn’t you rather be a carefree space ghost?

Now you can, with prolonged Participation in CULT Group’s Sequencing Program of Submission.

Contact CULT Group and get Participation credit today!



The Zugzwang Method: How to optimize your chess preparation

by Daniel Muñoz Sánchez

#1 Bestseller within its first month of launching on Amazon.es, Amazon.mx and Amazon.com (in Spanish)

Do you find that no matter how much you study chess, your progress doesn’t meet your aspirations? Would you like to feel the pleasure of victory much more often? Are you tired of losing “won games”? You don’t have the settle with your level for the rest of your life!

Visit the Website for more information: www.elmetodozugzwang.com

– 200 pgs. of unpublished material . Not available in stores.

– Read it in 7 days and change your habits permanently

– Organize your precious time and optimize it!

– Learn proven techniques in order to win more games.

– Prepare your openings like the GMs do.

– Intended for players from 1500 to 2200 ELO points

– Learn to think like the titled players.

– Position evaluation in just 5 steps

– Unbalanced and balanced positions: how to focus them

– How to avoid analyzing unnecessary variations.

– How to make good decisions in record time.

– How do you not forget everything that you study?

– How do you avoid having to memorize the same thing so many times?

– Design a repertoire of openings true to your style with a very effective plan

– Opening preparation techniques used today by Grand Masters

– How to find good plans in the middle game.

– Typical structures with more effective influence.

– Discover the endgames that you must know first and why.

– And so much moreâ?¦

Authors:

Daniel Muñoz Sanchez (author)

Born in Madrid (Spain). Received a Master’s Degree from Universidad Complutense. Psychology has always interested him. Therefore, he obtained his Masters in Neurolinguistic Programming and Emotional Intelligence.

At age 7, he began to play the chess and it has not stopped since. He had the fortune of competing in the Honor’s Division of Madrid League , although before he passed through all the other divisions. He has developed chess teams and individual competitors from scratch and has taught children.

For 2 years, he has been sharing what he knows about chess on his website:www.thezugzwangblog.com with more than 45,000 monthly visits. Also he is a collaborator for one of the most prestigious online chess magazines, Chessbase and has collaborated with Chess24

He himself put into practice the ideas that are shared in this book. Thanks to it, he increased his FIDE ELO from 1976 to 2100.

Grand Master Herminio Herráiz (coauthor)

Born in the Pedroñeras (Spain). He studied Mathematics in the Universidad Complutense of Madrid. He has played at the highest level, representing Spain in Chess at the 2004 Olympic Games and competing in important international tournaments (third place in the Championship of All of Spain, University Champion of Spain, first place in the Magistral de Elgóibar�). At the moment, he has a FIDE ELO of 2456 and is a FIDE Trainer (superior title of the FIDE).

Although he is a professional player, he dedicates a great part of his time developing new talents and grand masters of international prestige. Also he gives seminars and conferences on chess.



A Christmas Feral

by Mary Matthews

“What greater gift than the love of a cat?” Charles Dickens

Judge Scrooge won’t even heat his home for Christmas. He says that when you pay the bill, you don’t feel the cold. When Judge Scrooge rules incorrectly in a case of someone who wants to kill cats, two magical cats, Tatania and Zeus, teach him the meaning of Christmas and cats.

Praise for A Christmas Feral:

“A story that would do Charles Dickens proud.”

“Heart warming and pawsome.”

“If you love cats, you will love this!”



Very Good Morals For Young Children and Other People

by Dana Norris

This book should serve as a guiding light for young children…and other people. Everyone needs morals, unless you’re an asshole who just doesn’t care if he’s a decent person or not. This collection of short stories will tug on the heartstrings of any person who reads this book. Unless you’re a sociopath, in which case there is nothing I (the author) can do about that.



COSMIC TUMBLEWEEDS (An Unfinished Novel): (A FIELD-GUIDE FOR GALACTIC EXPATRIATES) and/or (A FOND FAREWELL TO LIFE AS WE ONCE KNEW IT)

by Michael Hall

We were just beyond “Indian John” rest area at the western fringe of the great Eastern Washington desert, when the morning’s low-fat latte, bran muffin and roadside Bing cherries kicked in with a diuretic vengeance. It was somewhere between there and “Mel’s Hole” that life, as I once knew it, began slowly slipping away like a levitating Sasquatch in the white-hot beam of a hovering UFO.

As Dr. Dale Barlow’s periodic, galactic wing man, I find myself riding shotgun, blasting eastward on I-90, into the hardened-heart of the innocence of man, on another ill-prepared, mind-altering, quest for whatever ‘Truth’ there is out there. Or in lieu of that, an impromptu scavenger-hunt for any cheap facsimile thereof.



A modest misunderstanding of the greatest story ever told: WTFWJD?

by Matt Shovein

Don’t read this if you take Christianity so seriously that you are unable to handle satire. This short story describes someone playing the role of Jesus but not in a way that you have seen them before. Imagine if the Bible was written by the folks from Mad Magazine and they were able to swear…this is what you would end up with. The inspiration came from the book interpretation of “The Toxic Avenger” so please don’t expect to find Shakespeare by the time you are done. Enjoy this tongue-in-cheek story.



Baby Animals Puzzle Book: Super Fun Edition (Animal Puzzles Series)

by Speedy Publishing LLC

IMPORTANT – EBOOK edition of this book is an PRINT BOOK and not used for activities on the device. The eBook is a provides useful content on the benefits of early learning for children and how doing simple activities that relieves stress in adults, also showing the brilliant activities available in the physical copy of the book. A BONUS link in the book lets you download books with high quality activity book PDF pages with dozens of illustrations that readers can PRINT. The download is optional, it is not the main function or purpose of this ebook – PRINT REPLICA. 1. A baby animals puzzle book helps children to work on their eye and hand coordination while placing the pieces in the correct order. 2. Parents and children will enjoy spending time together while working on the puzzle. 3. Children can learn to recognize baby animals while learning their names.



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