Free humour Kindle books for 03 Aug 16

The Ticket: A Romantic Comedy – Second Chances

by Heather Grace Stewart

*Standalone novel with obscenities and steamy sex scenes, intended for 18 + *

“Hilarious!” ” Simply amazing.” “A beautiful story.” “I didn’t want it to end!” A fictional tale inspired by “the most viral human interest story on record,” which had over 4 billion traditional media impressions, according to PR experts in late 2015. Fasten your seat belts for a journey filled with humor and adventure. Bachelor & newscaster Pete McCarney buys two plane tickets for a trip around the world with his girlfriend, but they split up shortly before the trip, and he can’t get a refund. In a gutsy last minute move, Pete goes on social media asking for women with his girlfriend’s exact name to apply to join him on the trip. Twenty-one women apply, and the ensuing interview process is both awkward and hilarious. When he finally chooses a feisty, headstrong, recently-divorced lawyer, he has no idea what to expect from their world wide adventures – and neither does Allie James. She has pretty much sworn off men since her divorce. Will either of them get the vacation they were so desperately hoping for?

Kobo Writing Life Award Shortlisted (October 2015)

“Heather Grace Stewart is an author to watch out for.” Quebec Life Magazine

Pokemon Go – The Complete Beginners Guide: Completely Unofficial with Hints, Tips and Tricks!

by John Simons

New to Pokemon Go?, well don’t worry, we have everything you need for the complete beginner of any age. From installing the game to becoming a master trainer ‘Pokemon Go – The Complete Beginners Guide – Completely Unofficial with Hints, Tips and Tricks!’ has everything you need to conquer Pokemon Go and be the envy of your friends.

The book includes:

Beginners guide to Capturing, Training and Battling in Pokemon Go

Installation Guide

Tips, cheats and hints to get your Trainer levelled up in no time at all!

The only book to be updated weekly to give you the latest hints and tips straight to your device!

Good luck and be safe!!!

The Art Of Powerball

THE ART OF POWERBALL is consistently A best selling lottery book on and has been so for the past several years – deservedly so. It is the most thorough and complete book on lottery strategy ever written.THE ART OF POWERBALL most advanced lotto strategies are explained in great detail, with examples of patterns shown throughout.

THE ART OF POWERBALL is a virtual library of indispensable lottery information. It contains everything the serious lotto player needs to know about all lottery games, including systems and strategies to win Powerball, Mega Millions, Pick-10, Keno, Banco – as well as a listing of state and Canadian lottery addresses, telephone numbers, drawing result hot lines, odds, drawing days – and much more.

These Lottery Strategies Worked for Others. LET THEM WORK FOR YOU!

Every reader will have a better chance of winning by applying the information in THE ART OF POWERBALL You’ll learn how to spot specific numbers for specific drawings, and make the best use of the dollars you spend on lottery tickets.

After you have read THE ART OF POWERBALL Guide from cover to cover, not only will you be on your way to winning more lottery prizes, but you will be an authority on lotteries — and you will have the world’s best lotto methods to beat them! Once you apply these lottery strategies, you will never look at lotto numbers the same way again. You can improve your “luck” by using knowledge and skill to zero in on winning lotto numbers. Win the lottery with THE ART OF POWERBALL Guide today

Hymen & Peckers!: (Prequel to Desperate Maidens)

by R. Lorelei

Andrea, Maggie, and Billy are determined to get the hell out of their small town of Cedar Springs so they can make something out of themselves. The only problem is that they aren’t sure what that something is, and rather than going out and looking for it, it finds them.

Stop Stealing Shopping Carts!: Verdict Sticker Shock

by Scott F Neve

*Crime Suspense fictional Short Story!

(This short story is dedicated to my dear friends who remember Meijer Thrifty Acres!)

The coed began to sweat as she nodded and said, “All I did was take one stinking shopping basket. Everyone does it. There must be fifty of the silly things in the dorms at State College. It was kind of a prank. I don’t see what all the bother is about.”

The top lawyer for the conglomerate motioned for silence. Then a large computer screen began to show snippets of evidence. The raw footage came from security cameras within the renovated grocery store. There were still photos from various ATM machines on the route from the store to the college dorm. The college campus security cameras also caught the petty thief red-handed as she brazenly walked home with her little red basket loaded with goodies.

The lady judge spoke softly to the girl squirming on the witness stand, “I can assure you that all of this evidence has been corroborated by the officials. Your identity was substantiated by your classmates, teachers and family.

As for your sentence, that is a very easy decision. The law requires that you pay the allotted fine and the value of the basket to the owners. Plus you will fulfill a modest judicial disciplinary action imposed by the court.”

The girl coed gulped and asked, “What are you talking about?”

The lady judge smiled bigger as she said, “The reason that the plaintiffs brought this suit against you and your kind is fairly cut and dried. They wish to make an example of you so that no one in the future will steal from them. Grocery stores are in the business of feeding people and your actions are a severe deterrent. Thefts of any type drive up prices and rob the good workers of their just rewards for their diligent work habits. In short, petty thievery is hurting the American economy like cancer.”

The coed went pale as she asked, “What is my sentence?”

Wisdumb: Stupid Sayings From Oprah To Osteen: Now with 12% fewer spelling and grammar errors!

by W.D Forty

From the usually harmless inane blather of Oprah, to the shameless thievery of Joel Osteen, Wisdumb contains stupid sayings that make us all just a little stupider. This version is virtually spelling and grammar error free! (some exclusions apply).

Pokémon Go Trainer Academy: The Ultimate 101 Guide to Mastery: (Tips, Tricks, Hints, Cheats, Guide, Pokemon, Apps, Mobile, Android, iOS)

by Ashton Phoenix

The most extensivley researched Pokémon Go Guide to date!

Pokémon Go is taking the world by storm. Millions of people playing, roaming the streets, walking billions of miles, and catching and battling Pokémon – all want to become the very best! But so many play the game without knowing the ins and outs…

If you want to tap your full potential and Play like a Pro, look no further! Instead of endlessly searching through the Internet to find info on the simplest of Items or tips to make you a better Trainer, read this book!

I have done all the work for you. Into this book go hours and hours of playing and research so that you can profit!

This ain’t your ordinary How-to-get-started with just a few pages. This is The Pokémon Go Trainer Academy – The Ultimate 101 Guide to Mastery. The first of a series of Pro Manuals, that will teach you all the basics, strategies, tips, and secrets to become a high-level player in no time!

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • A short history of Pokémon
  • How to install on iOS, Android, and in unlisted countries
  • The Screen, the Menus, the Pokédex
  • The Starter Pokémon (including Pikachu)
  • PokéStops, Items, the Shop
  • Levels, Power-Ups, and Evolving
  • Hatching Eggs
  • Tips on finding Pokémon
  • Teams, Gyms, Prestige, and Battles
  • and much more!

I have added Candy Boxes throughout the text with tons of bonus material, secrets, and backround info. Heck, I have even included a huge Glossary!

Download your copy today!

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The Gateway Cat (short story)

by Mary T Wagner

With humor, grace, and occasionally resignation, the author deftly describes her family’s journey in this “e-short” into owning one cat…then two…then three…and finally four. Triggered by the drama of an impending divorce, the question “Mom, now can we get a kitten” seemed an easy one to answer in order to ease the pain. Little did anyone know that cats were like potato chips–nobody can settle for just one!

Pokemon Go

by Andrew Toycat

Pokemon Go is one of the biggest global phenomeonon, and although it seems incredibly simple, it’s one of the hardest pokemon games to date if your goal is to “catch ’em all”

This guide covers:

How to catch pokemon

How to catch RARE pokemon

Secrets about Pokemon Go

How To Level faster

My Friend Asmodeus

by Nathan Barnes

Ever wonder what you would do if you were suddenly granted ultimate power? Would you control people you don’t know? Or would you alter the known world with this divine might? Here’s the catch… what if this power wasn’t exactly ‘good’ in nature?

William is a bitter, unexciting guy transformed into a mindless drone by years of retail work… that is, until he begins hearing an otherworldly voice in his brain. Join him on a twisted tale of raunchy fun as this demonic voice commands William to embrace his dark side and work towards something greater than he’d ever imagined.

Puzzle Book Challenge: Puzzle Book Toddler (Toddler Puzzles Series)

by Jupiter Kids

IMPORTANT – EBOOK edition of this book is an PRINT BOOK and not used for activities on the device. The eBook is a provides useful content on the benefits of early learning for children and how doing simple activities that relieves stress in adults, also showing the brilliant activities available in the physical copy of the book. A BONUS link in the book lets you download books with high quality activity book PDF pages with dozens of illustrations that readers can PRINT. The download is optional, it is not the main function or purpose of this ebook – PRINT REPLICA. It’s never too early to instill a love for learning. There are plenty of engaging activities for toddlers, and one of these is this beautiful book of puzzles. Puzzles are important in strengthening a toddler’s handwriting skills, and hand and eye coordination. It also helps boost thinking skills, particularly in terms of the formation of strategies. Order your copy today!

Pokemon Go: Pokemon Memes, Best Memes & NSFW

by Jackson Lopez

PLEASE NOTE: You DON’T need a Kindle to buy this book. It’s available for immediate reading with your Amazon virtual cloud reader.

Read this book FREE on KINDLE UNLIMITED!

Best Collection of Funny Memes/NSFW Memes

In this book, it contains best collection of memes that will make laugh out loud so loud that your friends will think you have gone crazy

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

This book is probably inappropriate for children so be warned!

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want a good laugh? Scroll up and order yourself a copy today!

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