Free humour Kindle books for 07 Aug 16

Swear Word: 25 Sweary Words to Color for Adults

by Sweary Storm

100% original illustrations

25 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and flower patterns

This adult coloring book of swear words is perfect for adults who want to relax, stress relief, or amuse themselves after a long day.

This is the perfect book to help calm your eternal rage, there’s something for every swearing occasion.

Unique Stress Relief Designs For Your Coloring Enjoyment :

– 25 designs with swear words art

– Color the things you can’t say

– Arouse your senses and creativity

– Funny gift idea for your friends

– Buy one today and get started!

If you love coloring and humor, then you are sure to love this adult coloring book!

CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE!

NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN!

We recommend you to keep your children away even if they think the designs are adorable.

You can also get a PDF version of these flower patterns so you can print them out and get coloring.

Want to print this book? Click the link in the end of this book!



Subway Surfers: ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE FOR SUBWAY SURFERS

by Game Addict

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    How To Win The Lottery!!!: New York Times Best-selling Lottery Books!!!

    How To Win The Powerball Lottery Jackpot!

    The internet is full of garbage advice about playing the lottery. Loads of bad information, and stuff that is plain wrong. This page is a quick reference list of some genuinely useful stuff, as well as things that just don’t have a place anywhere else. But you can also get my free lottery tips course here, and access to my full grown Private Lottery Strategies Group here.

    Lottery Systems That Work

    You’ve seen all those shiny lottery systems, you may have even bought one or two. They didn’t work of course. So do any lottery systems really work? Get some quick answers here.

    Derren Brown Secrets

    Derren Brown is a highly entertaining and cunning trickster. Personally I think he’s great entertainment value – people get frustrated when they take him too seriously. Can he predict the lottery? Of course not. Can he really beat the bookies in ‘Derren Brown – The System’, no, not at all. But entertaining all the same. He’s a showman, and that’s all he ever claims to be.

    Are My Chances Of Winning Better If I Play Less Often..?

    If you play the same number of entries does it matter over how many weeks you play? Are your chances of winning the lottery any different..?

    Do Your Lottery Odds Improve The More You Play?

    If I have played 500 different combinations already in the past, have my odds of winning the lottery in future improved..?

    Your Lottery Odds and The Fastest, No Cost Way To Radically Improve Them.

    If I had a lottery ticket for every time I’ve heard ‘well I play the Mega Millions lottery because the jackpot is so much bigger’…

    How To Win The Pick 3 Lottery…

    Well, kinda. The Pick 3 lottery is easier to win, much easier. But as a lottery game for any serious lottery player, it pretty much sucks. Here’s why you should switch games and avoid Pick 3 like the plague. Seriously.

    The Lottery Wheeling System Myth.

    What a lottery wheeling system is, what it does and doesn’t do. And the biggest lottery wheeling myth revealed…

    5 Top Tips To Win More With Any Lottery.

    Great lottery tips. How you can instantly start winning more money with any lottery.

    How To Spot A Lottery Scam.

    Don’t get caught. Find out how to spot a lottery scam. There are a lot of very obvious signs, but some are more subtle as the scammers get cleverer at catching people out. Here are the things to look for.

    Why Haven’t I Won the Lottery Jackpot Yet?

    Deepest darkest secrets of winning the lottery jackpot… have you solved the lottery mystery yet?

    Should You Pick Number 38 on the UK Lotto?

    UK Lotto report suggests number 38 far more likely to be drawn on the UK Lotto. Should you believe the hype..?

    Hot Lottery Numbers & Cold Lottery Numbers.

    Hot lottery numbers are supposedly more likely to be drawn. Or is it cold numbers because they are now due? Don’t be fooled by this fake lottery science.

    Buy EuroMillions Tickets Online – just some general hints and tips for buying EuroMillions tickets online.

    Lottery Sums Don’t Add Up To A Jackpot… – blog post discussing the crazy significance some people attach to manipulating lottery numbers in all sorts of nonsense ways!

    Chances Of Winning Mega Millions – have you ever looked at the odds for Mega Millions? It might surprise you to find out how BAD they really are! Here’s what you can do about it.

    Picking Lottery Numbers – when picking lottery numbers you should NEVER pick the numbers that were drawn last week, because there is no chance they will be drawn this week… true or false?

    e-Lottery Syndicate Review – brief review of the popular UK Lotto syndicate.

    e-Lottery Winners Video – short video of e-lottery syndicate members celebrating a very nice win on the UK Lotto, in appropriate champagne style.

    Christmas El Gordo Video – It’s crazy popular in Spain, and not greatly understood beyond those borders. But I have to admit, I love the bizarre old Christmas El Gordo lottery. Here’s a video of the draw in progress.

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    Cashing in on The Pokemon Go Craze

    by Anne Wolski

    Pokemon Go is a free-to-play mobile game that you can play on your smartphone. It was released worldwide this month and makes use of GPS and the phone’s camera to capture, battle and train virtual creatures called Pokemon.

    The game rapidly surpassed the previous game record held by Candy Crush Saga and has been downloaded by more than thirty million people all over the world.

    Because of the immense popularity of this game, it opens up a multitude of opportunities for anyone to make money from the craze and that is what this book is about.

    A variety of suggestions for monetising your interest in the game and for tying it into a bricks and mortar business are presented so go ahead and learn how to make some cash of the back of this worldwide craze.



    Desperate Maidens (Hymen and Peckers Book 2)

    by R. Lorelei

    Best friends Andrea and Maggie put their lives and relationships on hold to be on a dating show, to see if they are a match for the gorgeous mayor of Cedar Springs.

    Adventure ensues when the producers manipulate the contestants, testing their loyalty to the Mayor, Holden Winslow.



    Pokemon Go: The Ultimate Guide For Beginners includes Hidden Tips & Tricks!

    by James William

    Do You Want To Know Everything About This Amazing Game? Then This is the Book To Buy! GUARANTEED



    How to Play Blackjack for Beginners: Best Guide to Learning the Basics of the Blackjack Game

    by Beginners Republic

    Presently a day at the game “Blackjack” has ended up one of the prominent gambling club diversions because of its fascinating matters and additionally its helpfulness. It is the method for having a fabulous time as well as the method for getting a reward too



    Tombstones & Treasures: How you could Roll your way to RICHE$!

    by George R. Martin III

    Dear Lottery Enthusiast:

    Author’s Foreword:

    DICE SOLD SEPARATELY!

    Fear NOT! Tombstones is a Synonym for DICE! This is a Dice Rolling Lottery System! Works on Most Major Lottery Games!
    Follow these simple rules, for the Game I created Tombstones & Treasures for increasing your odds Far Better than wasting your money on Quick Picks at all! The Past Results hold the keys to the Future Draws!

    Includes the Following Systems:
    Tombstones & Treasures
    Decahedral Dominator
    Tombstones & treasures II
    Decahedral Dominator II
    Dodecahedral Dominator
    Tetrahedron & Treasures

    Attention: The System Tombstones & Treasures is meant for Entertainment Purposes Only! Individual Results will vary Person to Person. Results NOT Typical. Furthermore READ the following:
    Disclaimer: As with any game of chance there is ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE of ANY earnings if any at all. As With any game of chance there is RISK and you the buyer assumes all Risk and Responsibilities and any Losses Incurred, and hereby agree NOT to hold the seller responsible for any incurred losses, financial, physical or emotional.



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    by Emilio Amaro

    Opinion piece for the clip titled Asa Akira Lesbian Nuru Massage on Pornhub.



    How To Choose The Fastest-Line: At the store, drive-thru, gas station wherever; learn to get the hell out of there FAST! (PART 1 of 3) (HOW TO CHOOSE THE FASTEST LINE)

    by Quincy Graham

    This book contains simple step-by step techniques and formulas that will help you “get what you got to get” and get the hell out of there- FAST! Whether you are at the supermarket, gas station, or even the DMV – you can learn to identify, and therefore avoid, choosing to stand behind potential line slowers. HOW TO CHOOSE THE FASTEST LINE provides hundreds of tips that will help you avoid many of life’s all-to-common line choosing mistakes. I will discuss many well-known line-choosing fallacies (e.g. “choose the line containing the â??fewest’ shoppers” fallacy) and how to avoid falling prey to them.
    However, just knowing that people such as “coupon ladies,” “single men with beer,” and “hot check-out girls,” exist – do not necessarily help you save time. HOW TO CHOOSE THE FASTEST LINE teaches – how you can use some of these most vile time suckers (coupon ladies etcâ?¦) to your advantage. The most important aspect of learning to choose the fastest line is for one to understand the “Dynamic Combination Effect.” Your line-clogging foes (and potential allies) do not act alone. I teach how the various line-cloggers and line-movers (e.g. “Old Couples,” “Mandies,” “Justice-Seekers,” “Transvenders” AKA ‘line-switchers,’ etc…) must be considered acting together. Even a “coupon lady,” under the just the right circumstance, can be your ally.



    Things to Do In Summer (A Coloring Book) (Summer Coloring and Art Book Series)

    by Jupiter Kids

    IMPORTANT – EBOOK edition of this book is an ART BOOK and not used for coloring on the device. The eBook is a preview providing useful content on the benefits of coloring for both children and adults, also showing the brilliant designs available in the physical copy of the book. A BONUS link in the book lets you download books with high quality coloring book PDF pages with dozens of illustrations that readers can PRINT. The download is optional, it is not the main function or purpose of this ebook – PRINT REPLICA. What did you do last summer? Maybe your child can easily identify with the images in this coloring book. Coloring comes with several benefits for the physical, mental and emotional development. It can be used to perfect grip, handwriting skills and hand and eye coordination too. It makes information more easily absorbed and retained. It also comes with therapeutic benefits too. Grab a copy now!



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