Free humour Kindle books for 08 Aug 16

Gibbs Rules: And How You Can Relate To Them In Everyday Life

by Mike Rogers

On CBS’ Hit Television show NCIS, Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs has a set of rules that he lives by and expects his Team to as well.

This unauthorized book shows how many of these rules can be applied to our lives, we go over these rules and many more:

Gibbs’ Rule #3: Never believe what you are told. Double check.

Gibbs’ Rule #6: Never say you’re sorry.

Gibbs’ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Gibbs’ Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Gibbs’ Rule #14: Bend the line, don’t break it.

So click that orange button on the upper right and pick this book up.

Pokemon Go Game Guide for Beginners: Secrets, Strategies, Walkthrough, Tips, Tricks and Hints

by Alan Kava

This Pokemon Go Game Guide will help you to ace this game, it contains great valuable tips, tricks, strategies and hints, including:

– The Most Crucial Part of Being a Trainer…Catching Pokemon

– A Closer Look at Your Pokemon

– Finding Pokemon

– Leveling Up

– Eggs

– Gyms and Battling

– Saving Cash

Pokemon Go: The Ultimate Guide: How to Catch Them All (Secrets, Tips, Tricks, Hints, All Info)

by Pokemon Go Player

This #1 guide holds ALL the information currently available on Pokémon Go

Plus: SECRET Tips to help you “Catch Them All!”

I have spent months researching and playing Pokémon Go, in this guide I am happy to tell you my proven steps and strategies to help you have fun catching all the Pokémon!

This book will give you a head-start over your friends making you the ultimate Pok-éMASTER!

My Ultimate Guide to Pokémon Go contains all the Secrets, Tips & Tricks you need. Unlike other guides out there this book is over 8,000 words long, don’t waste your money on those crummy 20 page “guides”!

All the answers, tips, tricks, hacks and secrets you need are in this book!

Whether you are an absolute beginner wanting to step up your game or an established user wishing to truly master Pokémon Go, then this is the book for you! I promise you will find everything there is to know about Pokémon Go. The game has many features and secrets. This book is designed to cover every single one of them. You’ll be a Pokémon master in no time!

Some of this Books Topics in

– Setting up your account

– Installation

РAcquiring your starter Pok̩mon

– Getting Pikachu


– Items

РPok̩ Balls

– Teams

– Gyms

РPok̩mon Candy

– Trainer Levels

РMax CP per Pok̩mon

РAdvanced Pok̩mon Tracking

– Throwing Techniques

– Battles

– Powering up

– Evolving

– Egg Hatching

РPok̩mon Secrets

РPok̩mon Tips

– + How to Catch Them All

Grab your copy today!

Foggy’s Blog

by Jo Edwards

I am Morten Astley Fogarty – call centre worker and all-round entertainer. Although I have an extremely rewarding career answering the phones at Perypils Insurance (customers are always telling me what a total brick I am), my ambition is to perform on the stage. I am, after all, named after two of the greatest singers of the 1980’s.
I often duet with my girlfriend Myra, who has a fantastic singing voice too. She has asked me to consider a three-way, so if I can find the right person to perform with us, we might even become the next Earth, Wind and Fire!
My colleagues are a wonderful bunch and are always doing little things to brighten my day. Only yesterday, I returned from lunch to find they’d re-arranged the letters O, K, N, B on my keyboard. We do have such fun!
I am delighted to share my incredible life with you via my amazing blog.

National Parks: What happens, in the near future, when Congress plans to bail out a bankrupt America by selling the national parks to the highest bidders

by Rolf Margenau

Disguised as a semi-dystopian look at America in a few years, this is a delicious satirical send-up of the beltway culture, a paean to our national parks, and an exposition of characters, hilarious, irritating, and very human, who struggle in the Washington web. The author extends current political idiocies to their reasonable, logical, and hilarious conclusions. Along the way, he offers surprising predictions of how current and proposed inventions will affect our future lives. Some of those predictions are happening even sooner than the author expected.

Many of the characters that inhabit the pages of National Parks are instantly and indelibly recognizable. Noble and base, they mirror our highest aspirations and lowest common denominators. The author mixes them all in a froth of comic conflict.

The director of the national parks, Agatha Jackson, collaborates with green defense lawyer, Portia Merson, to defeat the assault on the parks. Tureen O’Porto, a beautiful lobbyist of questionable moral character, joins forces with the parks’ defenders, not realizing her actions could be fatal. Opposing them is, among others, Senator Deborah Hatchett, who has her own less than honorable reasons for pursuing the sale.

There are a lobbyist with a secret toe fetish, a computer genius who creates an x-rated video avatar game, a Chinese gangster looking for respectability, an industrialist intending to dam the Grand Canyon and sell high-priced water to California, corrupt legislators, and, of course, lusty heroines, birth, death, and betrayal .

In other words, business as usual.

Here is award-winning author David Aretha’s review of National Parks-

Author Rolf Margenau, a Korean War veteran who’s sharper than the rest of us, delivers a fresh, scathing, hilarious, and brilliant satire of greedy corporate America and our shamefully broken Congress.
Set roughly 20 years in the future, Congress considers the Parks Act, which calls for the national parks to be sold to private investors. The politically involved Crouch triplets (worse than the Koch brothers) are giddy about purchasing the Grand Canyon, as they envision damming both ends to create a water shortage and then selling their water at inflated prices.

In Margenau’s future America, corporationsâ??with Congressmen and justices as their puppetsâ??gain obscene amounts of power. In the Supreme Court’s eyes, “large corporations are determined to be more equal than ordinary citizens by virtue of their size, the large number of people in their employ, [and] the status of their executives in the world communityâ?¦.”

Margenau… is relentless in his political and social satireâ??not just in plot, but in the use of language. In debating the Parks Act, network news “talking heads” engage in a “tsunami of blather [that] submerge[s] rational intercourse.” Lobbyists are even worse, spewing lies at an hourly rate of $1,500. At one point, Congressman Sneath talks with lobbyist Tureen O’Porto: “Sneath suspected her internal bullshit meter was approaching the red zone, but he plowed on.”

Margenau’s sardonic wit is a big step above Saturday Night Live’s and on par with Stephen Colbert and John Oliver, both of whom would benefit by having this octogenarian on staff. I can envision each of those comics pounding the table in laughter, like I did, while reading National Parks.

Amazon Echo: Learn How to Use Amazon Echo With This Outstanding User Guide (Amazon Echo User Guide, echo by amazon, amazon echo)

by Barney Frank

The Amazon Echo is Amazon’s latest innovation. It combines voice recognition software with internet access and content management systems to provide a fast, effortless way to manage your music, find answers to questions, organize your life with lists and calenders and much more. Ultimately, the convenience of all these options in one device, controlled by your voice, is so useful that once you get used to the Amazon Echo it becomes hard to live without it.

This guide aims to help you get the most out of your Amazon echo device by covering all the essential bases. Learn how to set up the Amazon Echo and connect it to your Wi-Fi and your smartphone or tablet. Additionally, learn about the Alexa app and all it’s settings and voice controls, which is at the core of the Amazon Echo. On top of this, get to grips with how Amazon Echo can be used to listen and stream music and perform an assortment of tasks, such as buying Amazon products or inquiring about the weather.

If you are interested in purchasing an Amazon Echo, or already have the device but feel that you do not understand how to use it, then this eBook is for you!

The chapters in this eBook are as follows:

  • Amazon Echo Hardware
  • The Alexa App
  • Setting Up
  • Music
  • Functions & Features
  • Settings & Configurations

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A Very Foggy Christmas

by Jo Edwards

I am Morten Astley Fogarty – insurance complaint handler, part-time barista and all-round entertainer. My career at the Perypils call centre has really taken off since my colleagues all voted for me to leave the team and transfer to complaints; I was chuffed to bits at being chosen! I love helping our customers resolve their concerns and as I’ve only received three death threats so far, I’m clearly doing something right.
On Sundays, I work with an extremely talented Chef, Joe, who trained under the calming influence of Gordon Ramsay. Joe’s party-trick is to hurl his bread knife through the kitchen hatch towards my head. He always deliberately misses, of course; we do have such fun!
My girlfriend, Myra, is a wonderful actress and our director has tried her in lots of different positions. I know Myra is desperate to secure a leading part in our Christmas production, The Wizard of Oz and she has been scouring eBay for ruby slippers in size 9. Let’s hope she continues to satisfy the director!

Yo Mama Jokes Encyclopedia -The Worlds Funniest Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama Jokes, Jokes and Riddles, Humor, Jokes For Kids, Comedy, Best Yo Mama Jokes

by Alex Addo

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Yo Mama So Fat
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SUPER MARIO: 200+ Funny Jokes & Memes for Adults (+HUGE BONUS INSIDE)

It’s-a-me Mario!

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Let the laughs beginâ?¦

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Rick Carter’s First Big Adventure (Pete’s Barbecue Book 1)

by Samuel Belcher

Reality isn’t what it used to be. Right when you thought it was safe to go to work it turns out that you, your life and all of reality is policed by a shadow organization of reality controlling miscreants. Could this be why life has always sucked? Or maybe it’s because those same miscreants turn out to be long-lost friends from your childhood who were whisked away in the secret hours of the night to fight an ongoing battle against the forces that threaten the destruction of everything you hold dear. And it all revolves around a little old Chamorro man on Guam who runs the best barbecue joint in all of the realities: Pete’s Barbecue.

Leo: China Edition

by Taurius Shytius

“Arise all who refuse to be slaves!

Let our flesh and blood become our new Great Wall?

As our nation faces its greatest peril

all expend their last cries?

Arise! Arise! Arise?

Our hearts beat as one

Brave the enemy’s fire?

March on! On?”

Everything Nice! Trace And Color For Kids: Coloring/Activity Books (Coloring Book and Art Book Series)

by Jupiter Kids

IMPORTANT – EBOOK edition of this book is an ART BOOK and not used for coloring on the device. The eBook is a preview providing useful content on the benefits of coloring for both children and adults, also showing the brilliant designs available in the physical copy of the book. A BONUS link in the book lets you download books with high quality coloring book PDF pages with dozens of illustrations that readers can PRINT. The download is optional, it is not the main function or purpose of this ebook – PRINT REPLICA. It’s nice to know that there are activity books like this one, which would allow you to trace and color. This powerful activity duo will target your child’s handwriting skills first then the life skills pf patience, relaxation, self-confidence and determination next. Other benefits of tracing and coloring include language development and self-expression, too. Grab a copy today!

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