Free humour Kindle books for 10 Aug 16

Game of Thrones: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

Game of Thrones: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any Game of Thrones fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like The Game of Thrones and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



Society of Heroes with Indeterminate Talent

by Sebastian H. Alive

In a secret location located somewhere secret, an open audition is taking place.

Casting sessions for superhero hopefuls applying for the â??have-a-go-hero’ program organised by the top-secret government backed agency, S.H.I.T. Wannabe superheroes from all over the country arrive who want to make a difference and fight against crime on the streets of London. Heroes likeâ?¦

â?¦ Metal Man with his ability to form paperclips at will from his handsâ?¦
â?¦ Sunscreen who is just ginger, but possesses ginger rage which is a violence only a ginger can possessâ?¦
â?¦ Birdman with his mastery over pigeons, the most confused and useless animal in the bird kingdomâ?¦
â?¦ Captain Quantum with his power to teleport one foot squared in any direction at any timeâ?¦
â?¦ Professor Neuron with the parapsychic power to read his own mindâ?¦
â?¦ Goatsrider with his unhealthy cross-species relationship with his two goats which he claims is consensualâ?¦
â?¦ The Fanspastic Four who all have a form of mental retardationâ?¦
â?¦ Almost Bulletproof who is bulletproof to every second bulletâ?¦
â?¦ Inanimate man who suffers from motor neurone disease and cannot move from the neck down and is pushed around on a sack barrow by his mother, Ethelâ?¦

Supervised by Agent One and Agent Two these unique individuals form an unlikely and unorthodox crime fighting unit with one goal which is to make the streets of London safe again.



A Parent’s Guide to Pokemon Go

by Rick McIntosh

Have you been watching your kids play Pokemon Go with no idea of what they are playing? Are you curious if they should be playing? Have you prevented them from playing because you are unsure about the game? We have put together a simple guide to explain to parents what the game is and does. Written by a parent to parents.



Arrow: Memes, Jokes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

“Arrow: Memes, Jokes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any Arrow fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like Arrow and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



Breaking Bad: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

“Breaking Bad: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any Breaking Bad fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like The Breaking Bad and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



Outlander: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

“Outlander: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any Outlander fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like Outlander and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



House of Cards: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

“House of Cards: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any House of Cards fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like house of cards and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



Modern Family: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!

by Lexxus Memes

Modern Family: Memes & Funny Stuff Guaranteed to Make You Laugh!” is essential for any Modern Family fan out there whetever old and new.

If you like The Modern Family and you like to laugh then come inside and enjoy the humor, jokes and memes as we bring you some of the most hilarious material out there.

I hope you enjoy this book!



Old Hollywood Glamour

by Abby Hill

Ever wonder:

What Marilyn Monroe’s entire face was really covered in?

What Elizabeth Taylor and Taylor Swift have in common?

How Beyoncé stole Jane Fonda’s look?

Why Marie Antoinette actually lost her head over a pair of heels?

How Italians ruined your granny’s hair?

How even Grace Kelly (yes, GRACE KELLY) made fashion missteps?

Wonder no more. Old Hollywood Beauty Tips are here.

Includes insights into the beauty stylings of Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich, both Hepburns (Audrey and Katharine), Judy Garland, Coco Chanel, Christian Dior, and the Kardashians. Because of course.



Eric’s Big Book of Pick Up Lines (Eric’s Big Books 6)

by Eric Duck

Hey you. Don’t open this book if you don’t like raunchy puns, sly flirting and devilish quips, cause this book is STUFFED to the rafters with ’em.

Eric Duck has scoured the world for the cheesiest, dirtiest, meanest and CREEPIEST pickup lines available and gathered them all here for your reading pleasure. Organized by type, gender and level of sexual come-on, these lines are a great addition to your game bag for a night out or a perfect read while you’re safe at home. Whether you’re with friends right now and laugh over the ridiculous lines that the opposite sex has to offer, or you’re a serious go-getter looking to score some new material, I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for inside these well-worn pages.

Here are some examples of the treasure within:

Just Your Average:

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Your number isn’t in it.

Dirty:

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Mean:

I was gonna say that I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Guys

Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I’d never shortchange myself like that!

Girls

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

Creepy

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breastfed by you until I’m 20.

Nerdy

How come I know hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Want more? Be sure to check out Eric’s other books for further naughty humour.



The Most Dangerous Marijuana I Never Smoked, and Other Stories

by Adam Tod Brown

This anthology of drug tales takes you deep inside the minds of seven talented writers at their highest. Featuring Cracked.com regulars Adam Tod Brown, Kathy Benjamin, Dan Seitz, Tom Reimann, and Jeff Kelly, stand-up comedian Ben Blanchard, and Josh Galligan, The Most Dangerous Marijuana… is an entertaining, uncensored exposé of just what can go wrongâ??or oh-so-scandalously rightâ??when drugs take center stage.



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