Free humour Kindle books for 12 Aug 16

Pokemon Go: The Ultimate Beginner’s Pokemon Go Guide To Become the Very Best Trainer Out There. (Pokemon, Pokemon Go, Hints, Tricks, Tips, Secrets, Strategies, iOS, Android)

by Peter McDonald

Learn Exactly How To Become the Very Best Trainer Out There!

Unless you were in deep cryogenic sleep or were abducted by aliens and just came back to civilization; you probably noticed that everyone around you is playing the new smartphone game: Pokémon GO! It’s currently the most popular game out there and the hottest topic in social media and blogs. Every 90’s kid either used to watch Pokémon the animated series back in the day or have at least once encountered this franchise. In those early days, collecting Pokémon trading cards and playing with them with your cousins, neighbors or friends were one of the best ways to have fun!

Pokémon abbreviated from the Japanese title â??pocket monsters’ first came into this world via Nintendo. Pokémon was a video game for the original â??Game boy’ and later, it was expanded for Nintendo 64 and many home console games. It was an instant hit and reached more than 200 million copies worldwide. Two years later in 1997, the animated series were developed by The Pokémon Company International and the rest is history. A whole generation of kids in 90s and 2000s were brought up by this franchise. Pikachu and Ash were one of most favorite and popular characters in animated cartoon’s history ever. The adventures of Ash, Misty, and Brock with the humor of Team Rocket spanned in over 900 episodes of animated TV shows and 19 animated movies. Pokémon anime show is said to be one of the most successful TV franchise ever and one of the longest running animated TV shows out there. There are only two animated T shows in the world which are running longer than Pokémon, The Simpsons, and Arthur. It is more popular than SpongeBob Squarepants! So it is not a wonder that when augmented reality game developer company Niantic partnered with The Pokémon Company and Nintendo and eventually came up with Pokémon GO!, it smashed all-time records of the most downloaded app ever in both iOS and Android defeating the previous record held by Candy Crush Saga.


Here Is The Overview Of The Lessons You Will Learn

  • What is Pokemon Go
  • Why Pokemon Go is so big
  • Essential Tricks on gaining XP
  • Training and Leveling Up
  • Secrets of Evolving
  • Useful Pokémon Go Maps
  • And Much More..
  • Don’t slowly wait to be the best. TAKE ACTION NOW AND BE ON THE TOP OF POKEMON GO!


Funny Joke Book: Best Jokes For Adults: (Book of Jokes, Humorous Books)

by Sarah Collins

Funny Joke Book

Best Jokes For Adults

Do you love to laugh? Not everyone can be funny, unfortunately. But you don’t need to be, when you have the right joke ready for any occasion. This book of jokes will have you chuckling, cringing, and just laughing out loud!

It never hurts to have one or two good jokes memorized, especially when you’re in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or break the ice. That goes double for those awkward moments in life, where you’d do anything to ease the tension.

Are you tired of trying to track down those truly amusing jokes that will make just about anyone laugh? Don’t waste your time reading hundreds of boring “jokes” that couldn’t even get a clown to crack a smile.

This book contains jokes in the following categories:

  • Jokes about family.
  • Jokes about sports.
  • Jokes about school.
  • Jokes about food.
  • Jokes about technology.
  • Jokes about the workplace.
  • Plays on words.
  • Jokes about sex.

Blackjack: How to Play Blackjack and the Best Blackjack Strategies

by Donn Mitchell

This guide will teach you how to play Blackjack like a professional. It includes everything from the rules of Blackjack to advanced strategies for both beginner and experienced players. If you want to get the most out of the world’s best gambling game, this is the guide for you!

Pokémon Go: The Ultimate Trainer’s Game Guide: (Hints, Tips, Tricks and Strategies)

by Alan Kava

Are you clueless on how to play Pokémon Go? Or are you a novice who wants to learn tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Pokémon trainer?

This game guide was put together to help novices and beginners get started and become expert trainers. The useful information and screenshots in this guide will make your adventure that much easier.

This guide will explore areas such as:

Game requirements,

How to catch Pokémon,

Getting items,

Gym mechanics,


Leveling up,

Healing your Pokémon and so much more.

Leeds House

by T/James Reagan

Leeds House is a post-Empire horror novel about the millennial generation that asks the question, “How do you scare a group of kids who have already seen everything on the internet?”

T/James Reagan, after satirizing celebrities and the fashion industry, moves on to the horror genre for his most twisted novel yet.
In Leeds House, members of the metalcore band “Lies As Language” end up in New Jersey’s Pine Barrens, where they’re confronted with every millennial’s ultimate fear- being held accountable for their actions. With no one else to blame, each character is forced to pay the debts they’ve accrued through their own narcissistic actions.

The story plays out as Eastbound & Down meets The Evil Dead, and the novel explores such topics as Christianity, homosexuality, and the crumbling music business.

Offensive humor, VHS horror movie nostalgia, and an immersive narrative all converge to make Reagan’s third novel a unique experience for those readers willing to step inside Leeds House.

Please note: If you’ve recently typed an internet comment or text message that started off with the words, “I’m disgusted by…” then this is not the book for you. You will dislike this book greatly. This novel is ceaselessly profane and finds humor in dark places. If you think you might be offended by this book, you’re probably correct.

Clips To Whack Off To: Harley In The Nuthouse XXX Parody Trailer Reaction

by Emilio Amaro

Reaction/opinion piece for the trailer to Harley In The Nuthouse XXX Parody.

This review is from the book Clips To Whack Off To Vol. 1.

Famous For Nothing

by T/James Reagan

T/ James Reagan’s Famous For Nothing, is a post-Empire novel that explores the lives of five socialites as they search for meaning in a landscape populated with harsh critics and soft jail sentences.

Famous For Nothing satirizes celebrity blogs, while humanizing the socialites these blogs ridicule. Told with a mix of straightforward literary narrative and hilarious blog posts, a complete vision of the current state of entertainment journalism can be found within the novel.

Famous For Nothing is a novel for the blog generation.
It makes you feel guilty, and inferior, and superior at the same time.
Hopefully, it also makes you laugh.
It’s about socialites. It’s about wanting to be a better person. It’s about wanting to be something more.
It’s about five girls.
It’s about new wave music.
It’s about second chances.
It’s a book that can be read in quick 5 minute increments, then picked back up again when you have another couple minutes.
This is a novel for people scared of books.
This is a novel for socialites, about socialites.
So if the invites don’t come in tonight, Famous For Nothing is here for you.

ERIS: Vol. 1 (ERIS #1-6)

by Eric Quinn Knowles

Demons, guns, and cubicles. Read the hilarious adventures of the demon hunters and staff of ERIS as they protect humanity from things that go bump in the night, sabotaging and betraying each other along the way.

A sense of humor is required to read this book, which contains adult themes, situations, and nonsense. Also, not intended for children!

ERIS: Vol. 1 contains the first six stories in the hilarious, episodic series. Read the first three stories for free by signing up at the author’s website:

The Patsy (ERIS #1)

It’s a bad day at the office when Joss and Leslie are tasked with finding out who has been stealing magical artifacts from the company vault. Being guilty, it’s up to them to find a patsy before the boss calls in an Inquisitor. But they aren’t the only ones who’ve been stealing, and everyone seems to have enough dirt on Joss to point the blame squarely on him!

Pocket Vengeance (ERIS #2)

A prominent businessman asks for Joss by name. But soon Joss finds himself a victim of revenge as the pocket faeries teach him a lesson that could change Joss forever unless Leslie and Brock can save Joss in time.

Cooking with Carlos (ERIS #3)

Wagner Van Helsing thought his turn as the ERIS accountant was a temporary fix, a chance to step away from the family name, until Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff found his weakness. Desperate to escape their control, Wagner puts his hopes on Carlos, joining in a scheme that could make them billionaires, or land Wagner in jail for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile, Joss and Leslie let their competitive spirit get in the way as they track down a supernatural courier carrying an apocalyptic weapon.

House Wolves (ERIS #4)

A werewolf is hiding among the White House staff, killing them one by one. On a mission that could finally pull ERIS out of the red, Joss and his new partner are sent to ferret out the werewolf before it gets to the president. But they’ll have competition. An agent from THOR, and Joss’ old flame, is determined to do whatever it takes to find the werewolf first.
Meanwhile, her job on the line, Leslie sets out to learn more about the apocalyptic weapon and its mysterious owner.

The Farm (ERIS #5)

Brice is on the verge of finishing a project that will finally earn him the praise and the raise he deserves, but he will have to win the support of his coworkers in the cubicle farm before time runs out.
Meanwhile, Joss finds a new roommate with a dangerous secret.

Garkon (ERIS #6)

An ERIS novella! At Brice’s behest, Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff join a weekend game of Garkon, a live action role playing game where knights and nobles vie for power, gold, and glory. But this weekend, the danger is real. To prevent a massacre and save a queen, Joss must prove himself a knight, while Brock and Leslie infiltrate the game to find the demon assassins. But Brice and the queen have a plan of their own that will settle Brice’s score with Joss. Forever.

If you like animated classics like Archer and The Simpsons and office comedies like The Office and Office Space, you’ll love this hilarious spin on the cubicle comedy.

The Heartbroker: Funny sexy chick lit (Wellywood Series Book 2)

by Kate O’Keeffe

FINALIST for the International 2016 RONE AWARD for Chick Lit!

For 29-year-old Brooke Mortimer a man is a non-essential survival itemâ??more like something collecting dust at the bottom of her purse. In Brooke’s world work comes first, second, and last and she doesn’t have the time for much elseâ??least of all messy, unpredictable love.

Her pursuit of success pushes her to woo corporate America. Enter tall, tanned, and toned Logan McManus. He’s everything she’s looking forâ??a big brand with an even bigger checkbookâ??and something she didn’t see coming, something that will put her views on love to the test.

But there’s more to Logan than Brooke’s bargained for. When their worlds collide her life is thrown into total disarray, forcing her to consider re-writing her own self-help survival guide.

Is Brooke ready to risk everything and get into bed with corporate America?

The Heartbroker is a fun chick lit romp for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Marian Keyes.

Escape to beautiful New Zealand in this “tremendously enjoyable” (InD’tale Magazine) sexy, feel-good romantic comedy.

**Suitable for readers 18+**

Books in the Wellywood Romantic Comedy Series:

Wedding Bubbles (short story)

1. Styling Wellywood

2. The Heartbroker

3. Falling for Grace

Sir Yes Sir

by Clive Ward

This book is a collection of new and old army illustrated jokes, mixed with funny quips, puns, and insults. A blistering barrage of vocal abuse that your Drill Instructor/Sergeant would use until he’d bullied and battered you in to a soldier. I’m sure they will bring back a few memories for all who have served or are serving in the military. Here are a few insults that didn’t make it in to the book. You are a sore that won’t go away, a walking vomit, your life is a monument to stupidity, I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, a fungus and finally you are lost in a land that time forgot.

Leo: India Edition

by Taurius Shytius

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Big Todd, The House of Eyes, and Growing up Scared in New England

by Mike Bouley

In his first book, Mike Bouley brings readers through the turbulent, fright-filled and hysterical escapades of a young man growing up in a seemingly always dark New England. Without real issues and threats to fear, the author focuses on the irrational terrors that plagued him as a child. From encounters with mythic-sized little league pitchers, deformed and crazed recluses and the ever present fear of a public pants soiling, these tales of woe are sure to bring a smile and a sense of pity to every reader’s heart. Sometimes touching, frequently scary, and always entertaining, these true-life events will make you remember your own adolescence and the all too real sense of dread we all faced at one time or another.

Aphid in My Eye: Adventures in the Orchid Trade

by Tom Powell

This humorous book tells the tales of young Tom and Betty as they take on the world of fancy orchids in New York back in the day. Thomas Powell may be known to you as the distinguished, award winning editor and publisher of the monthly newsletter, The Avant Gardener, and the author of popular garden books. But, back in the nineteen fifties and sixties, he and his wife Betty were just starting out in horticulture when they were suddenly drawn headlong into the high flying world of the orchid trade, in the days before tissue culture and mechanized greenhouses made the world’s most beautiful flower available to all. The cast of orchid-obsessed characters in this book range from super rich, even titled customers to explorers, breeders, lecturers, judges, growers, and professional orchidists of all sorts.
If you have ever been part of a special interest organization or a competitive flower show, you will laugh with recognition at these boisterous tales of the old days when newlywed New Yorkers Betty and Tom took on the world of orchid collection and showing with innocence and energy. You will enjoy Betsy West’s spirited illustrations, too.

Tom, in this tribute to Betty, lays out the perils and pleasures of lecturing to snorers and poisoners, foiling pollen purloiners, corsaging buxom matrons for the horse show, and blanketing caskets with lovely orchids for gangster funerals. He takes you along for tours beset by beauties, bores and boars, the challenge of keeping a behemoth boiler going to save the orchids from bitter cold, a wild escape from a wife swapper, and the ultimate heaven/hell experience managing thousands of raging and rabid orchid exhibitors at the “greatest flower show of all time.”
This is a story of the heights of Mother Nature and the ways of human nature. Aphid in My Eye is a total treat for anyone who has ever admired, seen, or attempted to grow an orchid.

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