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Poké Trainer Field Guide: Master Pokémon GO Manual

by Cristof Clemens

The Ultimate Guide for the Ultimate Poké Trainer!

Welcome Poké Trainers!

You’re about to embark on a long and challenging journey full of fun, friends and festivals! Only the best Poké Trainers will rise victorious. Do you think you have what it takes? You’re about to find out. As you travel across the countryside in search of the elusive little creatures known as “Pokémon”, you’ll meet up with other trainers just like yourself. Use your Pokémon to win heroic battles in Poké Gyms and hold all the glory and respect of your friends! But watch out, as other Poké Trainers will challenge your position and attempt to steal away your gym. Only the best trainers will remain.

Every advantage you can get will put you one step ahead of the competition. Before you begin your journey, take this comprehensive Poké Trainer Field Guide. In it you’ll find:

* Getting Started: What items you’ll need before exploring the countryside.

* Pokémon Go 101: All the basic info you’ll need to get caught up on this craze that’s sweeping the world, including customizing your avatar and starter Pokémon.

* Catching Pokémon: Where to find these elusive monsters, how to capture them all with your Poké balls, how to lure them with berries and more!

* Poké Eggs: All you need to know about Poké eggs, egg types, incubators, lure modules and much, much more!

* Gyms: Gain the edge over the competition by learning the ins and outs of teams, battle maneuvers and how to control and lead a gym with your friends.

* Pokémon Match Strategies: Learn the secret arts of battle matchup strategies to counter your opponent’s attacks with an advantage! Learn what Pokémon types are used for and the best strategy for any Poké battle.

* Poké Care: Everything there is to know about power ups, evolution, potions and more. Keep your Poké happy and they’ll fight valiantly in battle.

* Trainer Training: Ways for YOU to level up and earn medals and badges that you can show off to your family and friends.

* Trading Pokémon: How to trade Pokémon with your buddies or new people you meet at Pokéstops and more!

* Troubleshooting Info: How to fix a problem fast so you can get back in the battle–FAST!

This expert guide is brimming with helpful information every seasoned Poké Trainer such as yourself should know! There’s a wild world of Pokémon out there, just waiting to be caught by you. Be sure not be caught without this guide–you never know which of your opponents may have a copy in HIS pocket!



The Defiant Lady Pencavel

by Diane Scott Lewis

In 1796, Lady Melwyn Pencavel has been betrothed to Griffin Lambrick since she was a childâ??and she hasn’t seen him since. Now almost one and twenty, she defies being forced into an arranged marriage. She aspires to be an archeologist and travel to Italy during the upheaval of the Napoleonic Wars. Griffin Lambrick, Viscount of Merther, resents these forced nuptials as well, as he desires no simpering bride and wants no one in his business. For the thrill of it, he smuggles artifacts from Italy at his Cornish estate. Two reckless and stubborn people will meetâ??with chaos and humorâ??in this romantic satire, and face their fears.



Doxie: ‘It’s Where Dexter was Born’

by W.A.M. MacKenzie

A peaceful village is shaken up by the arrival of a fugitive trying to take on a new identity. He stirs up the locals and takes Dexter under his wing – You, of course, know all about Dexter.



Amateur Night

by Marla Martenson

If you are looking for a short story with lots of laughs, Amateur Night is for you.
In the relationship tango called “Compromise,” Marla has bent over backwards a few times too many. Though her Latin husband is a passionate lover, his anger has a fiery side as well. He had promised a special Valentine’s Day, but on the morning of the celebration, Marla’s resentment spews. The vivid memory of a certain February 14th before she married revisits her like the ghost of St. Valentine. What seems hilarious now was torture at the time, yet the misery of “Amateur Night” teaches Marla some new moves in the tango.



At the speed of light

by Aliban Piras

Rebecca threw everything she held dear, leaving his native city with his crazy little family. But very soon she regretted her decision.

City maniac declared in Denver and continues to hunt for prey, which has recently arrived from Orlando.

Will she be able to confront your fear, and not break? Will he be able to delete from the list of victims Becky Grayson?



Tattoo Spring & What Was That? – 2 Short Screenplays (Production Ready Scripts – For Stage and Screen Book 1)

by R Mallal

2 screenplays in 1 book
Story 1- “Tattoo Spring – a contemporary Black Comedy about a woman who is forced by her domineering Arab husband to have military tattoos done on her breasts for his pleasure.
Story 2- ” What Was That?” – A suspenseful mystery about a couple that are awoken in the night by intruders.

Production Ready Scripts Series.
Quality, thought provoking stories which will keep you thinking beyond the last page.
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This is a great opportunity for all film-makers, theatre groups, producers and directors to have access to this fantastic series of production ready short film scripts covering a range of genres by an award winning screenwriter with optioned feature and shorts film and TV scripts. All you have to do is select the script you wish to produce and drop us an email to receive the appropriate rights release form FREE. [email protected]

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