Free humour Kindle books for 21 Aug 16

Geezer Paradise: A Barney, Willey, And Oscar Mystery (A Barney, Willie, and Oscar Mystery Book 1)

by Robert Gannon

Barney McGee, a retiree to South Florida, and his next door neighbor, Willey Pulaski, (who looks a lot like a garden gnome) and Willey’s beer drinking monkey, Oscar (don’t ask . . . ) are fighting to save their mobile home park from John Flaherty, a ruthless developer. When the Park’s resident lawyer, Freddy, is murdered in the middle of the night, Willey thinks it was Flaherty’s doing. Freddy was representing the park’s efforts to stop the developer. Determined to save their homes, Barney and Willey break into Flaherty’s offices looking for evidence–with disastrous results.

Then Barney meets Eduardo, a young under cover FBI agent, and

Eduardo’s strangely beautiful, gun toting, grandmother, Sofie. Barney is captivated by Sofie’s dark Mediterranean eyes, and the way she fills out her jeans. Eduardo is investigating a Florida Senator who is rumored to be taking bribes from a developer . . . the same developer that wants to destroy Barney and Willey’s mobile home park.

When they get a lead on Flaherty’s right hand man, the information takes them to Caledesi Island. There they spy Flaherty’s boat, with Florida Senator Joshua Buckland aboard, cavorting with young girls. Now they know how Flaherty has been able to get whatever he wants.

But back home in the park, Barney, Willey and Oscar, are under fire. Barney discovers a bomb planted under his house, and a Molotov Cocktail is hurled at Willey’s house in the middle of the night.

With an assist from Eduardo, Barney, Willey, and Oscar, roam South Florida fighting the developer and his murderous minions, local corruption, and an ethically challenged, drug addled, United States Senator.

When they are seen photographing a bribe being handed to the Senator by the developer’s lawyer, their lives are in danger. They, and Oscar, flee into The Green Swamp, where they hide out in a chickee until discovered–and then to a tree house which meets its end in a hurricane.

Agent Eduardo rescues them and takes them to his grandmother Sofie’s house, which she operates as a safe house for the FBI.

Determined to save their homes, they set off on a Quixotic mission to stop the developer any way they can . . .short of murder!

Carry on up the Kali Strata

by James Collins

Carry On Up The Kali Strata is a collection of articles about living in Symi, Greece. Previously written for and The Symi Visitor, here they are gathered together in one volume. If you’ve enjoyed â??Symi 85600′ you will like to read this follow up; if you’ve not yet discovered Symi island, then this is a perfect introduction.

“Symi’s charm is in its people and the minutiae of their lives; James’s great talent lies in his careful observation of the absurd and the amusing, the dramas and the difficulties (because nothing in Symi is ever simple), and in reporting what he sees with kind humour and a writer’s eye for the details essential to lively travel writing.”

Anne Zouroudi, author of Bloomsbury’s Greek Detective mysteries.

The Hilarious Book Of Jesus Memes And Jokes

by Henty McGinty

Warning: Please don’t purchase or borrow this book for free on Kindle Unlimited if you are easily offended. While The Hilarious Book Of Jesus Memes And Jokes does not intentionally set out to offend Christians and is not intended as anti-Christian; neither is it pro-Christian. This book is merely intended as a bit of light hearted fun, and if you choose to read it, then I hope you enjoy it.


The Hilarious Book Of Republican Memes And Jokes

by Henty McGinty

Love them or hate them, there’s no denying the Republican party is a source of much laughter, folly and ridiculousness.

Here, we enjoy their many hypocrisies, idiosyncrasies and foibles. Oh, and we ridicule their leaders too.

So, sit back, relax and enjoy the Hilarious Book Of Republican Memes And Jokes.

Real Kids’ Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics

by Andrea Henry

What do you call someone who was fired from NASA? An Astro-not. What car do cows take to the prom? A liMOOsine. Real Kids’ Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics is written by nationally-known, stand-up comics Myq Kaplan and Andrea Henry. This collection of jokes and illustrations provides tons of fun and laughs for your favorite jokester. Ages 7 and up.

Small Towns, Labradors, Barbecue, Biscuits, Beer, and Bibles

by Sean Dietrich

Sean Dietrich is an artful storyteller, who “… writes with humor, dripping Southern charm that you can’t miss.” (The Greenville Examiner).

A collection of short stories from the author of Sean of the South, and Lyla. Columnist, humorist, and novelist, Sean Dietrich, is known for his commentary on life in the American South. In his newest work, Small Towns, Labradors, Barbecue, Biscuits, Beer, and Bibles, he delivers a set of quirky tales filled with smiles and a hefty dose of heart.

Church Snitch

by Brian Hampton

Seth Hamilton is minding his business at his favorite bar in Virginia when he meets the Reverend Barrett Stapleâ??the most famous and powerful TV minister in the country. Barrett, because of his stardom, cannot see the forest for the trees when it comes to his staff. And he’s intrigued with Seth’s franknessâ??so much so, he offers him $300,000 to pose as a new minister at his megachurch, Church, Inc. Seth’s mission: Infiltrate. Spy. Judge. Snitch. And, at the end, provide Barrett a list of the staff members who should STAY â?¦ and a list of those who should be FIRED. Seth accepts and quickly findsâ??judgment is not as easy as he thinks.



this is a story of two good friends, Bobbie and Christine. they never knew their friendship was a bond of LOVE that enveloped them. they go their separate ways and chase separate love life until Destiny finally brings them together. they spotted the love between them at last. They looked at each other at first and felt nothing but later, they saw that love at Last. its just called LOVE AT LAST SIGHT

The ABCs of Ella

by S.A. Cahill

A fun and whimsical illustrated ebook for grown-ups, and children too. This entertaining ABC book is full of vibrant and colorful drawings, uplifting poems, and inspirational and amusing thoughts from the free spirited mind of jet-setting socialite, elegant Ella Mennopy. Double tap on the pages dedicated to delicious desserts, flamboyant fashions, and cherished children to find out even more about Ella and how she sees the world!
Author S.A.Cahill is also the artist and designer of watercolor illustrations and graphic art
showcased in her popular Etsy shop The Painted Faire.

Memes: Ultimate Memes: The Funniest Largest Collection of Memes on the Internet

by Memes

Enjoy the Most Hilarious Memes of the Internet

Be sure to download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited

ULTIMATE MEMES: Our biggest series of memes

This is one of our largest collection of Memes to date, this book contains roughly 500 pages of memes! Ive gathered here the best memes of the internet for you to easily browse in one place, from cat memes to the classics.

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

This book is inappropriate for children so be warned!

I hope you enjoy!

The Feminist Pimp: An American Dream

by Pat Danforth

Meet Mr. Beauvoir. He’s tough. He’s stylish. He’s street smart. And he’s got no patience left for the patriarchal gaze. Together, he and his saucy, statuesque employees are trying to bring real change to the game, but will the competition stand for it? Slide into your gator boots and your pinstripe suit and go on this madcap stroll through the city’s seediest streets with Mr. Beauvoir as he attempts to take back the night, one trick at a time.

Intelligent Sperm Inc.

by Robert Berry

Intelligent Sperm Inc. is the story of a couple who imagine earning millions of dollars on a sperm bank.

Minecraft Seeds: Top 50 Amazing Advanced Minecraft Seeds You Must Know ( Minecraft Seeds Handbook ,Minecraft Secretsï¼?

by M.C. Steve

You’re about to discover how to use seeds to unlock amazing worlds for you to discover!

This book is going to give you a very deep insight and let you know just how vast the Minecraft modification and seeding community is! Explore the various creations of great masters out there and inspire yourself to create your very own masterpiece to transcend yourself into achieving the level of success that you always dreamed of though your own creativity and passion!

Read for FREE With Kindle Unlimited on your Mac, Pc, Tablet, Smart Phone or Kindle Device.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Find…

  • The Bunker In The Woods.
  • A Walk In The Clouds.
  • The Double Village.
  • The Savannah Plateau M.
  • The Desert Expedition.
  • The Long And Great Witch Hunt.
  • The Hidden Village Of The Sand.
  • The Lovely Carol.
  • Much, much more!

For a full list of what you can see inside, scroll up and click on the look inside feature and check out the Table of Contents!

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Eric’s Big Book of Religious Humour (Eric’s Big Books 5)

by Eric Duck

Say your Hail Mary’s and Allahu Akbar’s before you peel back the pages of this sacred text, cause you’ll need em.
The dirty, raunchy jokes within will make you laugh, groan and probably go to hell, so why not enjoy them while you can?
Despite death threats and voodoo curses, Eric Duck has amassed some of the best religious humour from around the world
and is now releasing his first volume of it for your entertainment and eternal damnation.
This combination of short stories, jokes, and religiophobic material isn’t for the weak of soul or easily offended, so crack open the cover, browse through its pages, and make sure there aren’t any nuns or rabbis lurking in the shadows behind you.

Want more? Be sure to check out Eric Duck’s other books for extra naughty humour.

Origami: The Ultimate Origami Crash Course with Images: Master Origami in 2 hours. Learn Origami with 20 Step by Step Projects That Inspire You

by Elithabeth Rays


The Ultimate Origami Crash Course with Images: Master Origami in 2 hours. Learn Origami with 20 Step by Step Projects That Inspire You

FREE BONUS Gift included inside the book

Are you interested in learning the elegant and eye-catching Japanese art of Origami but are unsure of where to start? Does the thought of learning on your own seem daunting or overwhelming? Have you attempted to make Origami designs in the past but felt it was too difficult or frustrating? Are you looking to learn something new and unique? Look no further! In this instructional, easy to understand instructional book, you can learn how to master all of the delicate folds and shaping techniques that Origami entails. Complete with pictures, full descriptions and step-by-step explanations, you will find yourself learning fast and forgetting any past frustrations or difficulties. With the help of this book, you too can learn how to make Origami art!

When learning something new, the biggest obstacle (and usually biggest complaint) is that the learning process is frustrating, time consuming, complicated and hard to understand. Origami is no different! While much of Origami requires confusing folds, complex shaping and strange bending of the paper, this book takes away those worries! With the help of this book and it’s step-by-step and carefully explained instructions you can learn at your own speed and with the help of concise teaching and pictures.

This book includes:

-Step-by-step instructions with careful explanations and descriptions

-Color pictures

-Basic introduction to fundamental Origami folds

– Tools used in Origami

-10 very simple, beginner Origami projects to learn the basics

-5 novice Origami projects to broaden your knowledge

-5 Origami projects that will add a challenge

-Tips and tricks of Origami

-How to avoid possible frustrations with Origami

99 Quizfragen zur Bibel: Der ultimative Wissenstest zum Buch der Bücher (Kindle Unlimited Fun Deutsch) (German Edition)

Die Bibel bietet nicht nur wegweisende und erbauliche religiöse Texte, sondern auch eine Vielzahl spannender, bilderreicher Geschichten. Egal, welcher Religion man angehört – jeder sollte die Bibel kennen! Wer testen möchte, wie bibelfest er selbst ist, der kann das mit diesem E-Book tun. Es bietet 99 Multiple-Choice-Quizfragen zum Buch der Bücher, die mal einfacher, mal kniffliger sind. Die Lösung steht jeweils direkt bei der Frage, und zwar umgedreht, damit man sie nicht gleich lesen kann.

StrongChess- The Evolution of Chess

by Pardu Ponnapalli

Get your free StrongChess 10×8 board at Experience a novel form of chess that will bring back the intellectual delight of playing chess. StrongChess is an expanded version of chess that will challenge the most experienced to the newest players in hitherto unknown ways.

The Hilarious Book Of Starbucks Memes And Jokes

by Henty McGinty

Starbucks is one of the world’s most frequented restaurants with stores in 50 countries. But the chain suffers a love-hate relationship with the public which has given rise to much satire.

Here, in The Hilarious Book Of Starbucks Memes And Jokes, we showcase the best satirical and comical images for your enjoyment.

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