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The Joys of Weird

by Peter Laurie

This book is a collection of humorous newspaper columns written over the past decade by the author.
The “Joys of Weird” is Peter Laurie’s hilarious take on all the wonderful absurdities of life including such subjects as how to cheat at Scrabble, the real story of what happened in the Garden of Eden, beware of feng shui, how to make lists that annoy your wife, how to buy coffins, the uniqueness of Barbadian directions that ensure you get lost and stay lost, why machines conspire against us, the inglorious certainties of golf, and how to stop your genetically modified food from biting you.
His subversive sense of humour combined with his infectious love of human absurdity proves that laughter is the best medicine whether you are stressed out by life or not.
The book contains over seventy columns grouped under the headings Venus and Mars: the Joys of Marriage; the Joys of Food and Drink; Stop the World I Want to Get Off; Family Matters; It Takes All Sorts; It’s Not Cricket (or Golf!); and Final Weird Thoughts.
Readers will enjoy Laurie’s self-deprecating humour and wry yet warm look at family life as he surveys the pitfalls and highlights of raising their only son (their continual male efforts at ganging up on the female are always hilariously doomed to failure).
While he pokes gentle fun at his family, including his delightfully eccentric brother, his satire is irreverent and scathing when it comes to the follies he discovers in the world around him. Example: the press report about a woman in Florida who was awarded a pile of money in compensation for getting carpal tunnel syndrome while masturbating during phone sex. Or the story about the woman who was convinced she was being wooed by Donald Duck via a satellite dish in her neighbour’s yard, so she eventually undressed and climbed into the dish and consummated marriage with â??Mr Duck’. Or the email the author received, “”If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:
1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.
2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.
I need a reliable source!! Please reply only if you are reliable.”
Peter Laurie is a Barbadian who has written and published short stories, prize-winning plays, three books of illustrated children’s fiction featuring a cat called Mauby; a book on Barbados (with photographer Mike Toy), a book on the Barbadian rum shop, a book on the street food of Barbados, and a book on West Indies cricket (with co-author Tony King).
He still writes a fortnightly column in the Sunday Sun newspaper.



BATMAN v SUPERMAN: The Best Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice Ultimate Memes and Funny Pictures! Bonus Memes Included – 2,000 Pages total!

by Memes And More

Enjoy the Most Hilarious Batman v. Superman Memes on the Internet

FREE BONUS MEME MEGA BOOK INCLUDED!

Be sure to download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited

THE BEST Batman v. Superman Memes On The Internet!

This book contains over 2,000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes of the internet for you to easily browse in one place, from cat memes to the classics.

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

Again, This book is meant to be downloaded via Kindle Unlimited if you can for FREE, otherwise if you bought it you can always refund the book.

This book is probably inappropriate for children so be warned!

I hope you enjoy!

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Autocorrect Fails: Hilarious Autocorrect Fails + Funny Memes and Pictures! Ultimate Memes!

by Memes And More

Enjoy the Most Hilarious Autocorrect Fails of the Internet

FREE BONUS MEME MEGA BOOK INCLUDED!

Be sure to download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited

THE BEST Autocorrect Fails On The Internet!

This book contains over 2,000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes of the internet for you to easily browse in one place, from cat memes to the classics.

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

Again, this book is meant to be downloaded via Kindle Unlimited if you can for FREE, otherwise if you bought it you can always refund the book.

This book is probably inappropriate for children so be warned!

I hope you enjoy!

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DOG MEMES: Hilarious Dog Memes and Funny Pictures Book – Over 2,000 Pages – Dog memes, Ultimate Memes

by Memes And More

Enjoy the Most Hilarious Dog Memes on the Internet

FREE BONUS MEME MEGA BOOK INCLUDED!

Be sure to download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited

THE BEST Dog Memes On The Internet!

This book contains over 2,000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes of the internet for you to easily browse in one place, from cat memes to the classics.

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

Again, This book is meant to be downloaded via Kindle Unlimited if you can for FREE, otherwise if you bought it you can always refund the book.

This book is probably inappropriate for children so be warned!

I hope you enjoy!

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SOUTH PARK: The Biggest Book of South Park Memes and Funny Pictures! Captain Hindsight, Super Cool Ski Instructor, And It’s Gone and more!

by Memes And More

Enjoy the Most Hilarious South Park Memes on the Internet

FREE BONUS MEME MEGA BOOK INCLUDED!

Be sure to download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited

THE BEST South Park Memes On The Internet!

This book contains over 2,000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes of the internet for you to easily browse in one place, from cat memes to the classics.

Due to the extremely large file size the minimum price amazon allows me to charge is quite high, but this book is meant to be downloaded FREE via kindle Unlimited, so ignore the price and make sure you download it free.

Again, This book is meant to be downloaded via Kindle Unlimited if you can for FREE, otherwise if you bought it you can always refund the book.

This book is probably inappropriate for children so be warned!

I hope you enjoy!

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Nonsense!: A Book About Nothing Special.

by Austin Chandler

Nonsense is a book full of wonderful quotes from the friends of the author Austin Chandler. Each picture is accompanied by a picture that represents the person’s personality with their quote(s) next to it. The quotes in the book make nearly no sense but may provide comedic relief to some.



Quiz Me-Bird Trivia: An Interactive Picture Book For Bird Lovers

by Doug Grace

A Fun Interactive Bird Trivia Picture Book

This children’s picture book is filled with fun facts about birds.Guess your way through the book as you answer interesting bird trivia questions.
Quiz Me is entertaining for children and adults.

Interactive Fun And Educational



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by Date Yuji

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Pirate Games-An Interactive Pirate Adventure Book For Kids

by Doug Grace

Pirate Games-An Interactive Pirate Adventure Book For Kids

Search and find the magical gold coins that were taken by the evil pirates Captain Hooky and Patch the pirate dog. Once the gold coins are restored to the magical alter, the beautiful Princess Pearl returns to rule the Quiznop people and restore peace and tranquility to the Islands.

Search 27 Locations To Restore Peace To The Quiznop Islands And Save The Princess

Includes hidden picture games, find the difference and which one is different challenges. There are 5 map locations. When all the challenges for each map is completed, another map location will unlock.
Each location includes clickable interactive links. A pirate’s cheat sheet is available in each game location. Just click or tap on it to get the answer.

Challenging And Fun

An interactive picture game book for all pirate lovers.



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