Free humour Kindle books for 27 Aug 16

Tim Kaine Is Your Nice Dad: a work of dad fiction

by Sara Benincasa

The stirring tale of Tim Kaine, the world’s nicest dad who just wants you to stay safe and have a nice time out there. He loves a lot of cool stuff, like sweet bluegrass jams and great ice cream, but most of all, he loves YOU. Channeled through the spirit of comedian and author Sara Benincasa. A parody, obviously. 50% of author profits will be donated to Great Expectations in Virginia, which mentors foster youth to prepare them for college and the workforce.

Pokemon Go Pocket Guide

by Kristina Duncan

Learn how to master the game that everyone is playing! The Pokemon Go Pocket Guide explains every aspect of Pokemon Go including catching Pokemon, collecting items, fighting in Gyms and collecting coins for the Shop. There are tips throughout the guide that will help you become an expert in no time.

Confused about how to get into a Gym? This guide will walk you through the entire process. Want to understand more about how to get Candy to Evolve your Pokemon? The Pocket Guide explains how to Transfer Pokemon to get more Candy so you can Evolve more Pokemon. Want to know how to level up faster? This guide explains it all!

The Pocket Guide explains all areas of the game and tells you exactly what you need to do whether you are just beginning or you have been playing the game for a while and want to learn more. It is conveniently divided into sections that you can easily refer to as you play the game. Tips are highlighted throughout the book.

Pokemon Go: Top 60 Ultimate Pokemon GO Secrets You May Have Never Seen Before (Android, iOS, Secrets, Tips, Tricks, Hints)

by Robert J. Johnson

Top 60 Ultimate Pokemon GO Secrets You May Have Never Seen Before!!

Today only, get this Amazon bestseller for just $2.99. Regularly priced at $7.99.

Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

If you are looking to get in on the addictive fun that is Pokemon GO, if you are looking to understand what the game is and how to play it, or are just looking for Pokemon secrets, tips, tricks, hints, cheats, game walk-through, and how to stay safe as you play the game, you are in for a treat. . . !

The more you discover about Pokemon Go, the more the game becomes fun.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn In This Pokemon Go Game Guideâ?¦

  • Do Not Spend The Stardust And Candy At The Primary Levels.
  • Matching The Pokémon Before Gym Battle.
  • Make Sure That You Visit Every PokéStop.
  • Be Careful While Choosing The Nick Name.
  • Make Alterations In Your Attacking Team
  • Much, much more!

Explore and Enjoy Pokemon Go features you never knew about!

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Other People’s Bodies

by Alex Harrier


Former Secretary of State Willowy Wither has a problem with her burning presidential ambitions – the electorate can’t stand her. Undeterred, she acquires cutting-edge Silicon Valley tech that gives her the ability to transfer her consciousness to other bodies, as well as to grow a blank, empty human form. The first part of her plan goes perfectly when the blandly inoffensive vat-grown Vessel is elected president – but billionaire real estate developer and businessman Larry Lumper interferes with part two, when he gets his hands on the consciousness-jumping tech and makes a play to grab the mindless shell first.

A panicked premature jump by Wither sparks chaos that leaves both Wither and Lumper in new bodies, far from anyone they know and even farther from the presidential prize.

And then the race begins.

Hollywood Window to the Stars, Volume 2: More Revealing Facts About Hollywoods Biggest Stars

by Alan Royle

Hollywood Window to the Stars Vol 2 takes a critical, no holds barred look at numerous legends of the movies, from Veronica Lake to Frank Sinatra, and re-examines them in light of the veritable mountain of new information available today. These are not detailed biographies as such, but envelopes of trivia, scandal, viewpoints, accomplishments, failings, character flaws etc. Each one liberally sprinkled with quotes by and about the individuals examined. You will find your idols (in most cases) were far from perfect. This volume also contains a load of fascinating extras toward the end of the book.

Motherhood Funnies: Motherhood Funnies

by El Blanchette

‘Motherhood Funnies’ delves into the comedic aspect of parenting. It is an exploration of the thoughts a mom has while she tries to make sense of her six year old daughter. Enjoy quotes, conversations, lists and more as you get to know this crazy duo.

Pokemon Go: The Guide – Pokemon Go Tips (Tips, Tricks, Hints)

by Jack Jones

Dear Pokémon Trainer,

Welcome to Pokémon Go: The Unofficial Guide to Pokémon Go Secrets, Tips & Tricks. Whether you are an absolute beginner willing to step up your game or an established user wishing to truly master Pokémon Go, in this book you will find everything there is to know about Pokémon Go. The game has many features and secrets. This book is designed to cover every single one of them. You’ll be the very best in no time!

Some of the subjects talked about in this book are:

* How to catch Pokemon

* AR Mode

* CB (Combat Power)

* The Throwing Circle

* Throwing Technique

* Throw From The Bottom

* Throw From The Top

* Throw a Curve Ball

* Throw Bonuses

* Improve Accuracy

* Throwing Strength

* Types of Pokeballs

* Pokeball

* Great Ball

* Ultra Ball

* Master Ball

* Pokemon Defense

* Run

* Block

* Dodge

* How To Catch High Level Pokemon

* Identifying High Level Pokemon

* Using Razz Berries

* Using Razz Batteries

* Using Strogner Pokeballs

* How To Track Pokemon

* Pokemon Nearby Notification

* Vibration and Sound

* Leaves and Grass Rustling

* NearbyPokemon Inerface

* Pokemon Distance From you

* Technique For Tracking Pokemon

* Catching With Other Players

* While Moving Fast

* Interface

* Level and Experience

* Journal

* Pokecoins

* Team Accomplishments

* Pokeball icon

* Pokedex

* Shop

* Pokemon

* Pokeballs

* Great Balls

* Pokeballs

* Great Balls

* Ultra Balls

* Master Balls

* Lucky Eggs

* Pokemon Eggs

* Potions

* Super Potions

* Hyper Potions

* Lure Modules

* Incense

* Razz berries

* Egg Incubator

* Revive

* Max Revive

* Upgraded Bag

* Upgraded Pokemon Storage

* Pokecoins

* Location

* Pokestops

* Finding Pokestons

* How To Use Pokestops Gyms

* About Gyms

* Gym Leaders

And many more!

With this guide you will master all core concepts of Pokémon Go, as well as gain that slight edge over your friends and other trainers in no time. This book will take you from the basic mechanics to the most hidden features, secrets and best strategies of Pokémon Go so you can truly learn everything there is to learn about Pokémon Go!

Download your copy today and truly become the very best.


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Pokémon GO Guide.: Secrets, Tips, Tricks, User Manual Guidebook (Pokemon)

by Robert Jones

The most full guide book holds ALL information currently available on Pokémon Go

Today only, get this Kindle book for just $0.99. Regularly priced

at $4.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.

Pokémon Go launched in July 2016 and within just a few days, it had already become the most popular mobile game of all time. That’s insane when you consider the stiff competition from the likes of Angry Birds and Candy Crush Saga.

This book will take you from being a person who doesn’t know anything about Pokémon go, to someone well on their way to being a master of Pokémon. So are you willing to take on the challenge and be a Pokémon master? Well, now you can!

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn…

  • Installation
  • Setting up your account
  • Acquiring your starter Pokémon
  • Getting Pikachu
  • Pokéstops
  • Items
  • Poké Balls
  • Gyms
  • Pokémon Candy
  • Stardust
  • Stats & IV’s
  • Prestige
  • Pokémon Spawn Locations
  • Max CP per Pokémon
  • Advanced Pokémon Tracking
  • Throwing Techniques
  • Powering up
  • Evolving
  • Egg Hatching
  • Pokémon Moves (Both Basic and Charged)
  • How to catch Pokémon
  • Getting items
  • Leveling up
  • Matching Pokémon
  • Lures vs. Incense
  • Game requirements
  • How to catch Pokémon
  • The Correct Way to Track Pokemon
  • How to Catch High Level Pokemon
  • Interface Guide
  • How to Use Pokemon Items
  • And many more!

Download your copy today!

© 2016 All Rights Reserved !


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Raping the Gods: A Tale of Sex and Madness

by Brian Whitney

Do you like plain vanilla sex, sobriety, and a sense of normalcy? Then this book isn’t for you.

In the tradition of Naked Lunch, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and Catch 22, comes a bizarre black comedy about power trips, insanity, and the dark side of sex.

Brian Whitney – a dissolute, dead broke, alcoholic writer in Portland, Maine – is hired to ghostwrite the memoirs of Dylan, a deranged, fantastically wealthy sex addict, who lives in Samoa with his two female sex slaves. Dylan’s had a profound spiritual awakening during a vision quest he went on with a local tribe. He thinks he met God. Actually, he thinks he met God and had sex with Him.

Raped Him, in fact.

Working with Dylan is the job Whitney’s been waiting for. He can hardly wait to get started. There’s only one catch.

Well, two catches.

One is that Whitney must travel to Samoa, to hear Dylan’s stories, to live as Dylan does, drunk and high for days on end, with his own personal sex slave, so he can understand the world how Dylan sees it.

Two is he must bring with him a photograph of an aging former porn star, nude, passed out, and wearing a moose hat.

Whitney can get the photograph. But can he really live as Dylan does? Can he bring himself to take possession of another person, a slave so abject she will carry out every command, no matter how humiliating? What follows is a strange journey into the dark heart of man, in particular one man who lives as an all-powerful god upon the earth.

“Brian Whitney’s first novel is weird, surreal, and at times so laugh-out-loud funny that you will cough up your breakfast. Imagine if Hunter Thompson and William S. Burroughs went upriver in a Navy patrol boat to visit Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now. The result would be a lot like Raping the Gods.”

-Patrick Quinlan, bestselling author of Sexbot, Smoked, and All Those Moments

About the Author

Brian Whitney has been a counselor, a landscaper, and a case worker at a homeless shelter. His interests include ruminating, perseverating and hanging out in bad places. If you have a Great Dane he will like you immediately.

His writing has appeared in the Huffington Post, Business Insider,,, and many other places. In addition to Raping the Gods, he is the author of 37 Stories About 37 Women and Am I Pleasing You? He is also the co-author of memoirs with legendary porn stars Porsche Lynn and Rebecca Lord.

Minecraft: Diary Series – Skeleton Steve and the Noob Mods Collection 1: Unofficial Minecraft Diary Books for Kids age 8 9 10 11 12 Teens Adventure Fan … (Creeper, Wolf, Zombie Villager, etc))

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 57,000 words of kid-friendly fun, and original illustrations!**

This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

FOUR Minecraft Diary Books in ONE!!!

Book 1 – Diary of a Creeper King

Ever heard of the Creeper King, mighty Cth’ka?

Read the adventure diary of a young creeper who was looking for a way to protect himself without blowing up!

When Cth’ka the Creeper and Skeleton Steve leave the forest to ask the local witch for help, they are soon on a long and dangerous journey to find a secret artifact that will allow Cth’ka the power to move blocks with his mind! But will the difficulty of traveling across the Minecraft world, a village under attack, hiding from a fully-armored killer hero, and finding the way to a hidden stronghold be too much for a creeper and his skeleton companion to handle?

Book 2 – Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager

Devdan wasn’t your typical teenager.

He was a Minecraft villager.

And he was a zombie.

He spent his days and nights doing zombie stuff.

The zombie Devdan couldn’t even remember his name anymore, that is, until he was visited by the pet cat he had when he was alive. Now, along with Skeleton Steve’s help, Devdan sets out with his long-lost kitty to remember who he is and find his village home. But how will he find the way? And what will he do if he gets there? Will Devdan be destined to roam the Minecraft world as a zombie villager forever?

Book 3 – Diary of a Chicken Jockey

When you think of the rare ‘Chicken Jockey’,

have you ever heard the CHICKEN’S story?

Wild and free spirited, this chicken liked her normal life of eating seeds, running around in the grasslands, and playing in the river. But unlike the other chickens in her flock, she was bored!

Her life was about to change when a strange and small zombie knight named Sir Zebulon chose her to be his chicken battle steed and named her ‘Cluckington’. And now, this highly independent chicken would try everything to get rid of the zombie knight who took over her life. Would she ever find her freedom? Or would she grow to respect the gallant Sir Zebulon and his knight’s code?

Book 4 – Diary of a Lone Wolf

Dakota was a young wolf, happy with his life in a wolf pack in the taiga forest where he was born.

Almost fully-grown, Dakota was fast and loved to run. He had friends, loved his mother, respected his alpha, and had a crush on a young female pack-mate.

But his life was about to change forever when his pack was attacked by the Glitch, a mysterious and invincible horde of mobs that appeared and started killing everything in their path!

Now, he was a lone wolf. With the help of Skeleton Steve, would he ever belong to another pack again? Would they escape the Glitch and warn the rest of Diamodia?

Love Minecraft adventure??

Buy this BUNDLE of books and read the first collection of Skeleton Steve and the Noob Mobs TODAY!

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Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.

Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch



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The Club: Misadventures in a Motorcycle Patch Club

by Jayne Hecate

This is the sadly lost scripts for the radio play of the club that was never broadcast on internet radio. The Club are a group of dysfunctional bikers who hang out in a sentient club house and drink in the Devil’s pub. Join them as they go on rides, argue among themselves, cross into other realities and plan their rally. The idea of the club was that it was to be recorded and broadcast on a biker radio station, but sadly due to the cost of hiring actors, creating special effects and supplying lager, it never happened. So enjoy this strange and unusual gem for what it is, an unfinished project to spread the bizarre around the universe.

Encarnita en el mundo moderno: NOVELA DE HUMOR. Una chica de barrio, un chico de la Jet Set, un enredo. (Spanish Edition)

by Miguel Ángel Berlín

Una divertida historia de amores a primera vista, traumas psicológicos y revistas del corazón.

Encarnita es una chica humilde y trabajadora que busca desesperadamente el amor verdadero. Por avatares del destino conocerá a un famoso y rico heredero, un asiduo del papel couché que la introducirá en el enrevesado mundo de la farándula.

¿Podrá una mujer como ella, que en su barrio murciano solo recibe burlas por su extravagante forma de vestir, integrarse en ese mundo moderno?

¿Cómo se produce el flechazo entre dos personas?

¿Quién impone las líneas rojas que no debemos cruzar?

¿Por qué no se pueden combinar medias de rejilla con chanclas de playa y sombrero cordobés?

There Are Sneetches In My Breeches: And Other Parodies

by Christamar Varicella

There Are Sneetches In My Breeches combines silly humor and cutting satire to parody books and authors. Think of the Onion or Weird Al Yankovic, but instead of spoofing the news or popular music, this book takes on the world of literature and mainstream fiction.

Under the guise of three quirky readers–Al Butterman, Sally Putterman, and Purvis McGrew–the real author, Christamar Varicella, sends amusing fan letters to popular authors and issues reviews of books that may not exist, but it sure would be funny if they did.

Sally Putterman, for example, writes an open letter to Twilight author Stephanie Meyer in which she expresses her longing to meet a 104-year-old vampire high school student named Jedward, while Purvis McGrew checks in with Tom Wolfe on the death of literary fiction and to talk about the time Wolfe, John Irving, and John Updike settled their feud “Greco-Roman style” on a wrestling mat in Irving’s basement.

Meanwhile Al Butterman writes an angry review of The Supreme Bean, a book purportedly written to rank beans in order of goodness, and which includes such infuriating passages as the ones quoted below:

“#291 The Chili Bean

The Chili Bean is a really good bean. The Chili Bean originally comes from some country in South America, like maybe Mexico. It tastes okay and is particularly good in certain kinds of soup. Example: Celery Soup.

#290 The Garbanzo Bean

I like the Garbanzo Bean because it reminds me of that purple muppet, Garbanzo the Great. He’s so funny. I would have rated it higher but I never understood Garbanzo’s fascination with chickens. To each his own, I suppose.

#289 The Black Bean

The Black Bean is a great bean. No doubt about it. Some of the best beans I’ve ever tasted were black. Notice I ranked this bean higher than the White Bean (#675). This has nothing to do with race. Objectively speaking, the Black Bean is better.

#288 The Navy Bean

One of the most patriotic actions a bean can take is joining the Navy.”

Sprinkled between dozens of short humor pieces are two full novellas: “The Oiliest Secret” turns the romance genre on its head, while the horror parody “Dinosaur Ghost” answers the question, “What would happen if dinosaurs came back from extinction and started eating republicans?”

Sneetches takes on writers as diverse as JK Rowling, Ayn Rand, and David Foster Wallace and parodies every genre from Science Fiction/Fantasy (“The Grobisher”), Erotica (“50 Shades of Sex”) to poetry (“An Ode to my Underwear.”) This may very well be the most sophisticated book you’ll ever read in your bathroom.

Big Book of Games for Kids: 452 Easy and Fun Games for Your Children Require Nothing or Little Equipment for Every Child Aged Two and Up

by Tanya Turner

Does this sound familiar? “I’m bored!” or “We already played that” and of course, “Are we there yet?” All children get board, and you need to give them something to do; something that cost little or nothing is all the better.

“Big Book of Games for Kids: 452 Easy and Fun Games for Your Children Require Nothing or Little Equipment for Every Child Aged Two and Up” compiles games that will cost nothing or very little to play. Whether it’s traveling in the car, playing indoors or enjoying the outdoors, these games are going to make it more entertaining. The player’s age range is vast to cover a wide variety of players and even adults can join in. Games are exciting for the whole family to do, be the family small or large in size. Old favorites have been renewed and even given new life. Even the grandparents may recognize some of these favorites; some games are just too good, to fade away with time.
Planning an event and need activities? Babysitting or just looking for new and enticing games, to introduce to the kids. Just pick one and start having fun. Using bits and pieces found around the house; children can build their own games. Becoming pirates and traveling the world, zombies that rise from their graves to tag their friends. Mazes, balls, pennies and even blank plain paper, will take a new light.

Enjoy these games:
and 442 more games

Get a copy and never run out of games to entertain your kids!

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