Free humour Kindle books for 28 Aug 16

Pokemon Go: The Master Game Guide! (Pokemon Go Guide, Strategies, Hints, Tips, Tricks, iOS, Android)

by Brett Hill

Pokémon Go … Master the Game Today!

This book will help you become an effective Pokémon trainer. If you want to be one of the best Pokémon Go players, quickly, then you must get his book now


This book will give you the essential guide for Pokémon Go. It doesn’t contain any irrelevant information, each page holds valuable and applicable strategies, instructions and examples. After reading this book, you’ll be familiar with Pokémon locations, how to catch them all, world items and the core essentials to be a Pokémon master trainer.

Here’s a Preview of What You’ll Learn …

  • Master the game interface
  • Master the World Items
  • Master Leveling
  • Master Gyms and Battles
  • Master Pokémon Locations
  • Tips and Tricks that you need to know…
  • And MUCH more …


  • Programming: Learn the Fundamentals of Computer Programming Languages (Swift, C++, C#, Java, Coding, Python, Hacking, programming tutorials)

    by Marc Rawen

    Become A Programming Master By Learning These Fundamentals Languages

     

    Discover the secret right here, right now !

     

    Have you ever wanted to become a programmer ? 

    If you answered “yes”, this book is made for you. You will learn the most popular computer languages to make any program you want.

    Here is what’s inside:

    • An introduction of what a program really is

    • How to use popular languages such as C+, Java, Python..

    • A lot of programs examples that you can do right now !

     

    Marc Rawen, the author of this book, will guide you each step of the way. This is your chance create any program you want.

    So start your training now and achieve the goals that you have. This book will show you how to do it precisely.

    Begin your journey TODAY by scrolling up and clicking the BUY button.

    Good Luck! 

     



    The Last Days

    by Michael Abrahams

    There was a great deal of excitement around the barn that night. The entire field had turned out to catch a glimpse of the new arrivals, though this was nothing new. There had been excitement the year before, and the year before that.

    But this year something was different. Something very special had happened. A feisty, inquisitive young lamb named Max had been born and in a few short months, his actions would change the lives of every sheep on the farm.

    For the first time, he would question the regimented and often brutal methods the governing sheepdogs used to run the field. He would ask why none of the sheep that left through the night in transporters ever came back. And when it becomes clear that the electric fences are there to keep them in and not, as they had been taught, to keep the monsters out, he would uncover the terrible truth behind their purpose.

    But time is running out. The transporters are on their way and Max, along with his two friends and an army of frogs, must do everything they can to convince the other sheep that they have to get the flock out of there.

    The Last Days is a funny and moving tale about family, friendship and a quest for survival against the forces of both nature and man. Gripping, poignant and often hilarious, it is an adventure that stands firmly on its own four legs.

    A children’s book for adults.



    The Trump 200: 200 Donald Trump Quotes You Have To Read To Believe

    by G. Roberts

    You never know what Donald Trump is going to say. Love him or hate him, you can’t ignore him. This incredible collection of the wildest, most outrageous, craziest, hilarious utterances ever to come out The Donald’s mouth has been compiled for your reading pleasure.

    “Non stop laughs from cover to cover.” – DigiBook Today

    “Hilarious!” -Amazon reader

    “Great stuff! The Donald doesn’t disappoint.” -AmericanHumorist.com



    The Vampire Witch From Outer Space (Hackles Book 1)

    by J.B. Funke

    Follow along, dear reader, as I open the swinging, creaky gate to gorror (that’s gore/horror for the uninitiated.) Is that just mist in the air, or exploded ghosts? Watch your step; you’re liable to accidentally get TERROR on your shoes.

    I am pleased to present the first in this soon-to-be Fear-ies of stories, which is sure to — RAISE YOUR HACKLES. A shocking twist in every chapter! Chock full of references to things you probably have heard of! Brimming over with stereotyped minority characters who are just like you!

    Our first story: The Vampire Witch From Outer Space!!!
    Tagline: Look out! This story sucks!



    Hideous Flatulent Incompetence II: Short Stories and One Not So Short

    by Edward Drobinski

    Following on the success of HFI1, more Bizarro Lite short stories and a novel, at times finding humor in the genre itself.



    Terraria: Puzzles and Word Games (terraria book, terraria umofficial guide, terraria Book 1)

    by James Adams

    Terraria – Puzzles and Word Games

    You can read this book on your Kindle device, smart phone,

    tablet, mac or PC!!

    Test your Terraria know-how and skill with the puzzles and word games inside – see how quickly you can you figure it out to reveal the hidden Terraria words.

    This book contains puzzles and word games all based around the world of Terraria and its contents. Not only is it a lot of fun but it will also improve your vocabulary, your knowledge of the worldsand make you sharper to play the game!

    See how quickly you can get to the end or challenge your friends to a competition – the games inside can be completed on your own or in a group!


    Go ahead and hit Buy above to get the book right now and enjoy the world of Terraria even when you’re not able to play it!

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    The most complete unofficial guide on Pokemon GO: heat modes, secret gameplay guides and loads of information from guru. Full version.

    by Alex Michel

    In the book, you will find: cheat modes, secret gameplay guides and loads of information from guru

    A new game developed by Nintendo and Niantic Labs called Pokémon GO rushed into our lives and made us literally crazy about it. There are no doubts that this game is incredibly popular and every day new and new gamers join it.

    We want to help both the beginners and those who have already played it for a while.

    Gameplay guides on Pokémon GO

    • How to catch a Pokémon
    • How to catch a Pokémon
    • How to catch a Pikachu
    • How to catch Pokémon after 20th level
    • How to become a gym leader.
    • How to gain experience fast.
    • Pokémon battles and damage table.
    • Where to find rare and legendary Pokémon.
    • Factions and PvP fights
    • Pokémon evolution
    • How to get lucky eggs
    • Eggs incubation
    • Guaranteed victory in any fight for gym
    • How to get candies fast
    • How to get stardust fast

    Information on Pokemon GO

    • What is a CP (Combat Power)
    • Full list of items.
    • What does the color of rings mean
    • All ways of XP gaining
    • Full list of Pokémon
    • Pokémon you get from eggs according to the distance

    Are you ready to catch them? Buy now!



    Conor McGregor: Meme and Quote Collection

    Download this book for free if you have Amazon Prime/Kindle unlimited!

    Also 28 BONUS books inside!

    So you like comedy?

    It’s time to let your self go into the funny stuff!

    If you’re checking this book out…

    You definitely know what is going in in the sports of mixed martial arts these days. Conor McGregor is the first name that comes to mind when talking about a combat sports. Who is he? A legend or just overhyped MMA fighter? One thing that is known that he is sure entertaining. Enjoy the pictures which include funny jokes and memes.

    I encourage you to take faith and download

    this great and funny, best and unseen memes filled comedy book, which You wont regret!

    “Conor McGregor” is a great compilation of jokes and memes illustrated in funny pictures. This book however is for grown ups as it includes the black jokes regarding the subject

    You will find great PICTURES with funny memes, hilarious jokes and quotes all in one place

    Let the laughs beginâ?¦!

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    Pride and Prejudice for India

    by Taurius Shytius

    “Long live India!”



    Conversations with the Comedy Masters

    by Stephen Hoover

    Ever wish you could bend the ear of a successful comedy writer? That’s exactly what Stephen Hoover did in Conversations with the Comedy Masters.
    This is an early release and includes interviews with Dave Sheffield and Steve Kerper. More interviews will be added in the future and the price will increase.. Customers who buy it now at the introductory price will receive the updates with added interviews at no additional charge (Includes instructions on how to set your device to receive updates.) It will also be available in paperback when complete.



    The Ordinarily Extraordinary Life of Briony

    by Purbeck Wintour

    A move to a new house and an extended lull in her sex life with her workaholic husband leaves Briony Denley feeling underappreciated as a wife, and underwhelmed in her role as mother.

    Not content with â??making her own sunshine’ thanks to the freebies procured by PR pal, Kate, who has just bagged a sex toy account, Briony is left pondering if her charming new neighbour, Cosmo, might possibly have a (not so) soft spot for her. However, when her mother-in-law’s increasingly eccentric behaviour starts verging on the deviant; old school friend Melissa suddenly announces her marriage to Northern handbag designer Dan; ‘mum’ friend, Lucy, starts pandering her pooch to absurd proportions, and sexagenarians start indulging in highly questionable shenanigans, the ordinarily extraordinary just becomes another day in Briony’s life.

    Candid, witty, and unashamedly tongue in cheek; The Ordinarily Extraordinary Life of Briony is an addictive zeitgeist of first world problems in modern day life.



    Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places: (and Unexpected Traces in Jewish Places)

    by Al Kustanowitz

    This book presents anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life.

    It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika.

    Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video.



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    by asanoshiratsuyu

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