Free humour Kindle books for 30 Aug 16

The Stars’ Fault

by John Box

In parallel short stories, Fen – a tenacious 10-year-old – fights for his life, while Vulp – the captain of a space pioneer squadron – fights for the survival of his species. The Stars’ Fault is one part parody, two parts mindscrew, and three parts the best words. It will make you laugh, cry, and question the nature of the universe. Or maybe it won’tâ??if you’re a soulless heathen. Get outta here, you soulless heathen. Go read some nonsensical Cormac McCarthy gobbledygook. Douche!

Note: The Stars’ Fault is 66 pages.

Praise for The Stars’ Fault:

“This is a book that breaks your heartâ??not by wearing it down, but by manipulating your emotions.” – Brick Ricker, Literary Muscle Magazine

“Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!” – Seth MacFarlane

“A triumph â?¦ but not like one of them 1972-perfect-season-by-the-Dolphins triumphs â?¦ more like a not-peeing-the-bed-after-a-beer-pong-tournament triumph.” – Wendy Seargrass, The New York Times

“It’s probably not the funniest story I’ve ever read about kids with cancer, but certainly in the top five.” – Walter Willingsby, The Philadelphia Pedophiler

“Could Bill Walton be the worst announcer ever? Guy is a fucking clown.” – Big Steve’s Boston Sports Blog



Alpha

by A.D. Aliwat

A rising star at one of the world’s preeminent investment banks recounts his power hungry and sex-crazed youth in this outrageous, satirical bildungsroman. Frank Parker’s quest for success begins with childhood dreams of playing in the NFL, takes him through the Seattle music scene during college years otherwise spent in an elite fraternity, then brings him to Wall Street, where his true calling and unimaginable riches await. In Alpha, A.D. Aliwat offers a mesmerizing look inside the mind of a predator as pitiable as he is terrifying and a critical examination of what it takes to really make it in America.



Making Her His (A Singular Obsession Book 1)

by Lucy Leroux

A READERS’ FAVORITE FINALIST **SIZZLE CATEGORY**

For almost five years, Alex has had one obsession. Her name is Elynn.

Alex Hanas couldn’t believe that after so many years as a widower, his father was getting remarried. To make matters worse, the American gold digger had a kidâ??a daughter named Elynn. After months of avoiding it, Alex goes to brunch with every intention of giving his father’s new family the deep freeze. But he can’t pull it off with Elynn’s anxious green-grey eyes locked on him.

That was the day his life changed.

Four years later, Alex is as close to Elynn as a stepbrother can be. But that’s not enough for him. He wants more…and he’s done waiting.

***Making Her His is the first novel Singular Obsession series. No cliffhangers and no serials. Each novel stands alone. Though it flirts with some bondage, Making Her His is not a BDSM title. Not suitable for readers under 18.***

The Complete Series

Book 1: Making Her His

Book 1.5: Confiscating Charlie

Book 2: Calen’s Captive

Book 3: Stolen Angel

Book 4: The Roman’s Woman

Book 4.5: Save Me, Coming Soon as part of the Coming In Hot Box Set



Rachel And Nikki Step Out

by Robert Carlson

A rowdy night at a local night spot leaves a group of patrons wondering “Wherever did those two come from?” Were they for real or did they emerge from some freaky fog and return there at night’s end?



Hideous Flatulent Incompetence I: Short Stories and One Not So Short

by Edward Drobinski

Bizarro Light short stories and a novella, at times finding humor in the genre itself.



The Ultimate Interactive Quiz Bundle: James Bond 007, Star Wars & The Lord of the Rings

by Ian Fletcher

A truly warm welcome to three tremendous interactive quiz books from three great authors. Ian Fletcher, George Hamill and Edward Stapleton have agreed to combine their talents to bring you all their first volumes that have tested the knowledge of even the most dedicated enthusiasts.

Each book contains over 25 questions with multiple answers. Get the answer right and you will receive further facts and some truly awesome images. Get the answer wrong and you will get a hint that should guide you to the correct answer.

We encourage you to keep your score throughout the different quizzes but to be honest, having fun, taking part and furthering your knowledge is the true purpose of this unbelievable bundle offer.



Strangers Have the Best Candy: How talking to strangers leads to a life of crazy adventure and lasting friendship

by Margaret Meps Schulte

Winner of the Bookseller Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year. Research published in the New York Times and the Huffington Post proves that talking to strangers is good for us. But how do you get people to talk to strangers?

Strangers Have the Best Candy is the book that answers that question. Margaret Meps Schulte shares her own humorous, illustrated stories of chance encounters with strangers, demonstrating how such encounters lead to adventure, friendship, and serendipity. You’ll meet everyday strangers, as well as larger-than-life characters like Captain Craig, the Scourge of Lake Union and Environs, and Harley and Annabelle, the not-so-mediocre music-makers of Route 66.

Readers say the book is impossible to put down, but that once they finish it, they have an uncanny urge “to go out and find some strangers to talk to.”



FASHION (Italian Edition)

by sergio versini

Opera flash.



Pokémon Go Strategy: Tips & Tricks, Secrets and Hints for Every Level

by John Cooper

It’s Time For You To Become A Pokemon Master!

PLEASE NOTE: You DON’T need a Kindle to buy this book. It’s available for immediate reading with your Amazon virtual cloud reader.

FREE BONUS INSIDE!

Get ready to enlighten yourself, and to begin your journey towards being the ultimate Pokémon trainer!

Step by step, this book will undoubtedly give you an edge over your peers, bringing you early success in Pokémon Go.

Each chapter in this book is written in an easily understandable language. After reading this book, not only will you be able to capture more Pokémon, but will be able to use in-game items and resources more effectively.

Here’s the real kicker

The POKEMON Go Strategy is a #1 Most Exclusive Guide Book Ever. Unlike other guidance and recipes, this Book has been created to focus on All Level Players.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learnâ?¦

  • Pokémon Strategy
  • How to get Pikachu as a starter Pokémon
  • 20 Best Pokémon in Pokémon GO
  • Best Places to Find Each Pokémon Type
  • How to Gain XP Fast?
  • Tracking Pokémon
  • The Training Gym
  • Building the Best Pokémon Team
  • Pokémon Fight and Defend
  • Choosing the Best Pokeballs
  • The Perfect Throw of Pokeballs
  • Best Way to Get More Poke Coins
  • How to Use Lures and Incense?
  • The Best Way to Hatch Eggs
  • and much more helpfull tips

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Bigfoot & Frankenstein

by Jeffrey Dale Jeschke

Bigfoot and Frankenstein team up to terrorize the Wild West.



Pokemon Go: The Ultimate Game Guide: Pokemon Go Game Guide + Extra Documentation(Android, iOS, Secrets, Tips, Tricks, Hints)

by Jack Jones

It’s Time For You To Become A Pokemon Master!

Do you want to keep wasting time trying to level, or do you want to learn the hacks?

The game of Pokemon Go recently released and it has already taken the world by storm. Take a walk down your neighborhood park and you will see dozens of people staring at their phones catching Pokemon.

There is a lot of competition, and there are specific strategies that you can learn to have an advantage over your competition. We will go over a complete walkthrough of how to play Pokemon Go, so that if you are a beginner, you can quickly learn the ropes and advance, or if you are more experienced, you can learn strategies to level your Pokemon and trainer faster than your peers.

Here Is A Preview Of What You’ll Learn In This Pokemon Go Game Guideâ?¦

Techniques for Catching Pokemon

The Correct Way to Track Pokemon

How to Catch High Level Pokemon

Interface Guide

How to Use Pokemon Items

How to Win Gym Battles

How to Become A Gym Leader

Pokestops

Leveling Your Trainer

Pokemon Weaknesses and Strengths

Advanced Techniques

Troubleshooting

If you have been struggling to effectively raise your Pokemon’s CP, hustling to catch enough Pokemon to evolve, or are having trouble leading and keeping a gym, this book is for you!

1.GETTING STARTED

2.POKEDEX

3.CATCHING POKEMON

4.CATCH A PIKACHU

5.TRAINING POKEMON

6.GYMS

7.POKESTOPS

8.BATTLING

9.SECRET FEATURES

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The Lottery Cypher

by George R. Martin III

I discovered a way recently to in some rare cases trap the numbers for the future draws for the upcoming Lottery! But let me pause right here and state the following:
*Disclaimer*: As with any game of chance there is ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE of ANY earnings if any at all. As With any game of chance there is RISK and you the buyer assumes all Risk and Responsibilities and any Losses Incurred, and hereby agree NOT to hold the seller responsible for any incurred losses, financial, physical or emotional.



Notes From A Failure: Stories That Might Make You Laugh, Feel Sorry For Me, or Teach You Amazing Life Lessons

by Daniel CJ Grant

Money, women, business, and slap shots have never been Daniel’s strong suit. In fact, he’s pretty much been a disastrous failure at them his entire life. In this book he shares some of his humiliating, funny, and passionate stories that, if you look deep enough, can teach you how to avoid being a failure yourself.



Start Living…Now!: 15 Spontaneously Fun Things To Do In The Next 30 days. (With Little To No Money.)

by Alex Broches

Can you memorize a new language in 30 days? Can you write a book and get at least one review on Amazon in 30 days? Can you find five Facebook friends to play Handball with you in the next 30 days? Author Alex Broches will challenge you to try 15 spontaneous and fun things in the next 30 days that require little to no money. This book is ideal for college students, families, and anyone in between who is looking to step out of their comfort zone! The goal is to try new things, meet new people and also to have fun in the next 30 days!



Positional Awareness: Why Alan Hansen Retired from the BBC

by Stephen Craig

Alan Hansen is a middle-aged former footballer turned television pundit. Respected by fans nationwide for his straight-talking, no holds-barred analysis, Hansen has reached the top of his profession, followed every step of the way by his loyal agent Jimmy, who has inexplicably put up with him for the past two decades.

Unfortunately for Alan, with dizzying highs inevitably comes crushing lows, and as his apparent invincibility starts to crack, stark realisations and sinister undercurrents begin to emerge.



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