Free humour Kindle books for 31 Aug 16

Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore

by George R. Martin III

Dear Lottery Enthusiast:
Here goesâ?¦ written in the font that bears the name of my Dream Locale Cambria as in Cambria, CA.
This is the system I practically stumbled upon whilst I was working on a way to play better combinations on the Lottery that created two ways to gather numbers better -at least for me, on the first try I was able to get 4/18 nearly hitting 4/5 numbers matching some lower tiered prizes!
Disclaimer: As with any game of chance there is ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE of ANY earnings if any at all. With any game of chance there is RISK and you the buyer assumes all Risk and Responsibilities and any Losses Incurred, and hereby agree NOT to hold the seller responsible for any incurred losses, financial, physical or emotional.

BUY THIS I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, THIS SYSTEM MY FIRST TRY GOT 4/5 NUMBERS WITH JUST $10 WAGERED (RESULTS NOT TYPICAL INDIVIDUAL RESULTS WILL VARY PERSON TO PERSON!)
I AM SAYING THIS, THIS IS THE ACHILLES HEEL OF EVERY LOTTERY WORLDWIDE AND YOU MUST SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT. BUT IT CANNOT BE RE-SOLD OR SHOWN TO ANYONE ELSE EVER!!! THAT’S WHY IT COSTS THIS MUCH SIR AND OR MADAM PLEASE STEP TO THE REAR ALLEY AND KNOCK THRICE ON THE GREEN DOOR AND WELCOME TO THE LAST LOTTERY SYSTEM YOU’LL EVER TRY- WITH Lucky Louie’s Logical Lottery Lore It’s just a matter of Time… and Time=Money!



How To Win Competitions: Win Cash, Cars and the very best prizes!

by Jenny Fortune

Would you like to win a Car? Cash? An exotic holiday? All of these prizes are waiting to be won and that winner could be YOU! How To Win Competitions is a handy guide to giving yourself the very best chance of winning the prizes of your dreams, plus a whole host of smaller prizes. Learn winning secrets from a dedicated comper including:
How to find competitions that not many people enter
How to use social media to give yourself the best chances to win
How to write a winning tie breaker
Making the best use of your comping time
Handy tips and tools for success
Where to find the best competitions
and much more.
Jenny Fortune has been entering and winning competitions for over 15 years and in this book she shares the secrets of her success.



Grandma cat: not a dog

by Jarden Demonir

not a dog



300 Best Jokes 2016: Clean One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

by Donald Shaw

You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book!

This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.

Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people’s faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.

However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author’s bio.

This jokes book is different!

Buying this book you will get:

  • A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends
  • One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories
  • Hours of entertainment and fun reading
  • Great book to read on a long trip
  • Clean jokes without bad words
  • Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids
  • Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc.
  • Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page)
  • Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!

    If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it’s time to get the best jokes book of the year!

    Do Not Wait Another Minute – Download Your Copy Right Away!

    Simply scroll up the page and hit the “Add to Cart” button!

    I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!



Libra Successful

by Cable Stoun

What happens to the limits of the possible is better not to know not to whom but if you dare the prisyadte comfortably



Dirty pit: comedy

by Visik Malkoh

comedy



Party Gamora: fun

by Visik Malkoh

fun fun fun fun fun FUN)



Rich Friends: Gold

by Visik Malkoh

Platinym



How to become a refugee?

by Rey Menster

How to become someone you can? All in your hands, tear of good cheer and meta!



SAUSAGE PARTY: Nasty Memes Movie Adaptation for ADULTS

Download this book for free if you have Amazon Prime/Kindle unlimited!

Also 29 BONUS books inside!

So you like comedy?

It’s time to let your self go into the funny stuff!

If you’re checking this book out…

You are definitely get hyped on the new upcoming animation movies. This one is a lot different, however. Nasty, dirty and adult like sausage jokes previews this upcoming animation as it is the R rated movie. Comedy stars like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, James Franco and others are the voices in this movie as well. However, this book, the characters has nothing to do with the movie itself. It just has a variety of jokes surrounding the sausage jokes and fast foods jokes.

I encourage you to take faith and download

this great and funny, best and unseen memes filled comedy book, which You wont regret!

“SAUSAGE PARTY: Nasty Memes Movie Adaptation for ADULTS” is a great compilation of jokes and memes illustrated in funny pictures. This, howerver, is for grown ups

You will find great PICTURES with funny memes, hilarious jokes and quotes all in one place

Let the laughs beginâ?¦!

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Coding con PubCoder. Associato a Coding a scuola (Italian Edition)

by Alberto Pian

Questo eBook è abbinato alla versione digitale di “Coding a scuola”. Ho creato alcune interazioni e un piccolo gioco realizzato con PubCoder, per farti conoscere questa applicazione. Il lavoro si riferisce a quanto ho spiegato in Coding a scuola sulla logica computazionale. PubCoder è un’applicazione per creare Book digitali molto interattivi nel formato ePub 3, HTML 5 e app per il mondo iOS e Android. Al suo interno PubCoder contiene un linguaggio che può essere usato per il coding in classe. Così questi ebook conterranno i giochi e i prodotti di coding che tutti potranno vedere e utilizzare! Le spiegazioni sulla costruzione di questi giochi e interazioni, si trovano nell’ultimo aggiornamento di Coding a scuola, disponibile da fine settembre 2016.



Racing on the roofs: on the roof?

by Jarden Demonir

on the roof?



Gunpowder is not in the gun

by Stanford Royals

Incredibly interesting and fantastic story of a guy named Timmy



The Unicorn-Eater (Tales of Splatter Elf)

by Philip Overby

Darkly Comic Short Story in the Weird World of Splatter Elf

Unicorns aren’t always pretty. Sometimes they can be downright ugly.

For bounty hunter and obsessive sword-collector Katzia of Clovenhoof a trail of dead unicorns earns her a chance to gain the legendary blade Wyvernheart. All she has to do is get rid of whatever foul creature keeps eating all the unicorns. When the corpse-laden path leads Katzia and her partner, the mystical Starseer Bathbrady, into the Necrogardenia Woods, it’s soon clear that they have a big mess on their hands. Maybe more than the two sword-toting badasses can handle. With tough decisions on her plate, Katzia has to ultimately choose between friendship and shiny swords, the consequences of which have spectacularly bloody results.

This short story is intended for mature audiences due to strong language, smartassery, splattery violence, and general mayhem.



The Darwin Award Ceremony (Darwin Awards Book 1)

by Conard Phelps

The Darwin Award Ceremony, by Conard Phelps.

Welcome to the Darwin Award Ceremony. Presenting this years awards will be the sorriest bunch of humans you ever did saw. They may have one the race to fertilize the egg, they may have survived the womb, but they did not survive very long on this earth what with heavy traffic, water and electricity not mixing and people who really should have learned a fight or flight reflex.

Credit must go to Charles Darwin, without whom these awards would not be possible. I bet he’s looking down right now, wondering if his theory is true or not. Well, I’ll let you all be the judge of that, because sometimes evolution really does go backwards – The proof is here.

Anyway, here it is; The Darwin Award Ceremony.

Enjoy.



The Past 25 Quick Draw Method: Use the Past to Predict the Future!

by George R Martin III

The Past 25 Quick Draw lottery system can help you pick better numbers. If it’s in your state or country than this is for you! It utilizes the past 25 draws statistics in order to isolate better sets of numbers. You get the basic system which can aid you greatly. This method may need wheeling software which can be found online. This little book just shows how to gather the best combo’s to create better wheeled sets based on the Law of Averages



The Bog Wyvern (Tales of Splatter Elf)

by Philip Overby

Darkly Comic Novelette in the Weird World of Splatter Elf

Starseer Bathbrady has problems. The gods and goddesses he prays to are fickle, his goblin partner Grinner has violent mood swings, and he hates dealing with wyverns. Top that off with a crazed wizard that skips out on paying his bounties, and you have a blood-soaked, mud-clogged, hallucinatory journey into the mysterious Bazug Bog, a stinking pit of death, perfume, and board games.

This story is for mature audiences due to naughty language, exploding wyverns, infected wounds, and other assorted things that make people squeamish and/or uncomfortable.



Interactive World Map Game

by Danielle Loder

How is your knowledge of the world map?

This educational and interactive world map game will test your knowledge. This is an extremely fun game that you can play with the kids. Why not test your own knowledge of world geography against that of your friends and peers?

View the map and guess which country is highlighted. If you guess wrong then you get a clue.

This is one of the first interactive education games available for the Kindle. Can you tell your Poland from your Portugal? Pretty soon you will.



el grupo (esto pasó anoche nº 1) (Spanish Edition)

by tobias gonzalez alvarez

peripecias reales de un grupo de jovenes mientras salen de fiesta



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