Free humour Kindle books for 05 Dec 16

Revealed Diary of Donald Trump

by Donald Shaw

In 2020 the Aliens of the planet Amazonia XO receive the S.O.S. signal sent by the humans of the Earth. The Amazonian Congress immediately sends 50 life-saving spaceships to the planet of humans.

The race of Amazonians is extremely technologically advanced. They have examined the whole universe. Apparently, Amazonia XO and the Earth are the only two planets inhabited by rational beings. Amazonians have been observing the development of humanity for thousands of years. According to the Amazonia laws, it is strictly prohibited contacting the humans until the Earth inhabitants invent technologies advanced enough to reach Amazonia XO. An emergency is only one exception.

Amazonians have no idea what has happened, but the things should be real bad if someone has sent this S.O.S. It takes them four months to travel to the Earth. All 50 alien spaceships successfully land in Washington, D.C. near the White House. That’s where the signal has come from.

The aliens do not find any signs of the disaster. But it seems the human beings have just vanished. Surprisingly they see extinct dinosaurs running here and forth. As they walk around the White House trying to understand what’s going on, one of the rescuers finds the President’s office. There is no one inside. The Alien notices the book lying on the table. The book cover has four words on it: “DIARY OF DONALD TRUMP”.

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ULTIMATE GUIDE FOR CREATING CITY (with step-by-step instructions)

by Geniuz Gamer

One of the Hottest Constructing City Guides of the year!!!

ULTIMATE GUIDE FOR CREATING CITY (with step-by-step instructions)

Hello there dear reader! First of all let me thank you for picking-up this eBook and deciding to give it a shot! If this is your first time reading one of my eBooks then this section will tell just what you can expect to learn here and how the information will be presented. To put it as simply as possible, this eBook will show you a detailed step-by-step guide on how to create amazing and massive cities. Since this aims to be a definitive guide, we’ve included everything: Screenshots, crafting recipes, survival tips, as well as a little bit of fun trivia.

For many people the coolest thing about whole gaming experience is that it gives you a feeling of ownership. You make your own stuff – your own private Empire! And, of course, you want your stuff to be better than your mate’s stuff. That’s probably why you’ve clicked onto this e-book. This guide will teach you how to effectively plan out a city before even beginning the process of stacking the walls of your buildings.

By the end of this eBook you’ll learn how to create your own city as well as learn quite a bit about the whole process in the form of trivia and fun facts. Your friends will be blown away by the sheer brilliance of your mind – a mind that is able to conjure up and develop the coolest, most unique and totally brilliant mind-blowing cities. So, what are you waiting for?

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