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Trump Tweets: A Collection of Donald Trump’s Most Outrageous, Offensive, and Deleted Tweets From Trump’s Twitter Page

by Tony Robson

An Exclusive Collection of President-Elect Donald Trump’s Most Outrageous Tweets!

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If you have been paying attention to politics in the past year, you’ll know that Donald Trump has mostly been at the center of attention for most of the past year. Trump has overcome harsh criticism, career threatening scandals, and controversial recordings with Billy Bush to become the 45th President of the United States.

Over the course of Trump’s campaign and the time leading up to it, Twitter has been one of his favorite resources for communication. Trump uses Twitter as a powerful platform to speak his mind and attack his enemies, as he currently has 16.5 Million people followers on Twitter. During his presidential campaign and the time leading up to it, Trump has said things that no presidential candidate has every thought about saying. These include insults to American allies, attacks on journalists, and other insults to his opponents.

This book is a collection of the most outrageous, hilarious, offensive, and even deleted tweets Tweets that Trump has posted on his Twitter page over the last few years. After each tweet, I provide some commentary to either give context or add my two cents to the tweet. This book was intended to be as unbiased as possible and simply focus on what was said via Twitter by Trump.

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  • Personal Attack Tweets that Trump Has Posted to His Page
  • Controversial Tweets, Often During Times of National Distress
  • Tweets Against President Obama and His Birth Certificate
  • Tweets About Trump’s Thoughts on Global Warming
  • Explicit Tweets Directed at Trump’s Haters
  • Tweets Against His Opponents, Both Democrat and Republican
  • And much, much more!

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Game Night Trivia: 2000 Trivia Questions to Stump Your Friends

by Evan Salveson

(Updated and Edited in December, 2016) Preparing to host a trivia game, or simply want to stump your friends with awesome trivia questions? Game Night Trivia provides the reader with 2,000 trivia questions across History, Sports, Inventions, Math, Science, Television, Animals, Geography, Acronyms, U.S. Presidents, Mythology, Human Anatomy, Films, Literature, Famous Nicknames, Music, and Famous Quotes.
Each question and answer has been thoroughly checked by the author. Questions are both fun and challenging with something for all ages to enjoy. So do you think you know your trivia or want to stump your friends? There’s only one way to find out.



When Animals Attack: The 70 Best Horror Movies with Killer Animals

The definitive horror movie guide for fans of killer animals and “revenge of nature” films.

When Animals Attack: The 70 Best Horror Movies with Killer Animals provides a fascinating and entertaining insight into the cinematographic world of animals on the rampage. From well-known predators such as sharks and lions to unusual killing machines like turkeys, elephants, frogs, cats, and rabbits, there is no shortage of the species on display in this book.

Leading horror writers and filmmakers present their favorite “animals attack” films through in-depth essays. Some of the films are touching, some are repulsive, and some are just plain silly. Not all of these horror movies line up with the critical consensus, yet they have one thing in common: they have made the heart of the writer beat faster with excitement.



500 Short Chess Games Of Grand Masters: Learn the beauty of tricks and traps from short games collection

by Karthik PM

“500 short chess games” is a book that contains 500 short chess games of great grand masters of all time to educate the players with their dirty tricks and traps in the openings. Chess players usually love to know any opening traps to win the game or any winning advantage early as possible. So hereby I present 500 short games which are no longer than 20 moves per game to give better clarity on opening traps. This book doesn’t concentrate on only opening traps but also tactics like Pin, Skewer etc. in those games. These games are handpicked to ensure reasonable quality in the game. This is suitable for beginners, intermediate players and advanced players as well. I’ve provide only game notations and details without explanations as it concentrates on “Pattern Recognition Technique” and “Board Visualization Technique”. After watching several games from this book, player’s subconscious mind will store a lot of patterns used in these games to provide better calculation and improve intuition in chess. I would recommend beginners to have a board while going through these games, intermediate and advanced players try to imagine the game as long as possible as it improves your visualization technique drastically.



NSA

by Benny Neylon

It’s early 2017, and the United States is suffering a thin-skinned popularity-obsessed President and a sluggish economy. (Though this is a work of fiction, it just happens to be an astonishingly prescient one.)

The USA’s woes are nothing, however, compared to those of the NSA, the nation’s surveillance specialists. Senator Carolyn Bigsley, a one-woman force of nature, is on the cusp of shuttering the rudderless intelligence agency for good.

Until General Whiteley is appointed NSA Director, just as a series of terror attacks led by bearded men suddenly rocks the nation, and that’s when things start to get a little crazy. A conspiracy theory is uncovered, and seemingly everyone’s involved: the Amish, hipsters, wild-eyed Irishmen, and – worst of all – the CIA. Even lizard people are involved, and that’s not to neglect a top-secret project called the Mirror.

This scathing satire of governance and modern media is the book you need to read if:
â??Thoughts of Trump vs Clinton make you depressed
â??Snowden’s revelations made you hopping mad
â??Laughter is the only escape from this insanity we call modern reality



Angry Birds Star Wars Game Guide

by Angry Birds Star Wars Fans

This is the Ultimate Guide to Angry Birds Star Wars

– Game Basics
– Learn Strategies
– Level Walkthroughs
– Tips and Tricks
– Awesome Cheats

Learn how to dominate in Angry Birds Star Wars today!

Plus a special FREE BONUS is included, just for you!

Please Note: This not an official guide or associated in any way with the developers or creators of the game. It is simply made by fans to help fellow fans of the game.



Claus and Claws: A Christmas Tale

by Alexander Bell

All was well at the North Pole until Santa Claus had a gardening accident which affected his mental state. Leaving the Pole for the wider world, he falls under the influence of the urbane and Machiavellian Nick Claws who persuades him, for reasons of his own, to re-invent himself as a modern man of business. This will require Santa to wise up and completely rethink his entire present-giving operation. Not everyone is going to be happy.

Claus and Claws is a fable for our times.

It is approximately 110 pages long and contains no illustrations beyond the cover.



Pau-de-Arara & Senzala (Portuguese Edition)

by Cicero Omena

Em estilo semelhante à tradicional literatura de cordel, o livreto traz alguns questionamentos sobre os verdadeiros mandatários do país



Memes: Best Memes, XL Collection (Ultimate Funny Memes Book 36)(Memes, Memes XL, Memes For Kids, Cat Memes, Funny fails, Photoshop fails, Texting fails, Ultimate memes) (Free Memes)

by Memes

Enjoy the biggest series of funniest Memes!


This is the biggest collection of Memes you can find here – MORE THEN 2000 PAGES of best memes gathered in one place for your convenience.

This book is FREE for Kindle Unlimited users!
Have fun with our collection!



Minecraft Seeds: Top 55 Awesome Minecraft Seeds to Use!

by Minecraft Seeds Experts

Looking to discover and explore the BEST seeds for Minecraft? If so, this book is for YOU!

– Discover the Absolute BEST Seeds in the Game!
– Only High Quality Seeds!
– Free Updates when Minecraft is Updated!

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