Free humour Kindle books for 19 Dec 16

12 Days of Christmas MEMES: 200+ Hilarious Christmas MEMES: 200+ Hilarious Christmas MEMES

by CHRISTMAS MEME

OVER 200 CHRISTMAS MEMES JUST FOR YOU. MEMES HILARIOUS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. FUNNY MEMES RELATED TO CHRISTMAS THAT YOU ARE SURE TO ENJOY. BE BLESSED!



Minecraft Self Adventure: The Minecraft Pig Adventure – Escape the Village: (Minecraft Choose Your Own Story, Minecraft Self Quest, Minecraft Stories for Children)

by Jeff Kid

Imagine if you were a Minecraft Pig living in a Village, trapped behind a fence. Sounds boring, right? Well, not when that Pig decides to run away from his cage despite of other Pigs and Villagers trying to stop him. He will need to find a way out of the Village first then head out in search for another home. On his way he will get into a couple of difficult situations and meet many different mobs, including Skeletons guarding a Temple, a lonely Zombie Pigman, Zombies walking the Soul Sand Path, a Chicken Jockey, visit the Pigman Island and more! You are there to make decisions on his behalf and help him finish his adventure.



Can Your Most Embarrassing Moment TOP This?: A Truly, True–Sad, Butt Funny Story

by Vic Latrine

Have you ever been somewhere and suddenly you’re hit with–“I gotta go!” Uh-h…”I REALLY gotta go…NOW!” And..yikes!..there’s no place to go! My wife’s first reaction to reading this story was, “There’s no way you’re putting this in print! At least for the sake of the family, you must NOT use your real name!” “Ok…ok…I promised!” To the dismay of my kids, the story has been a well-known favorite at family gatherings for decades.

One reviewer wrote: “Your book needs a warning label,” so here it is: *** WARNING *** Graphic Embarrassment! (I still chuckle over that review.)

What others have said:

“While reading Vic Latrine’s story about his embarrassing moments, I laughed right out loud and kept laughing for about an hour afterward. The author is a master storyteller who knows how to build a captivating story that keeps escalating. When you think the embarrassment can’t get any worse, it does. Although the story is potty humor, it is not risqué in any way.” –D. in OH

“I can so relate to this story…but only to a small degree. Vic can tell a whopper of a story. I laughed so hard while I read this that I started tooting and hooting so loud my wife thought I was crying. Vic, keep them coming!” –D.Y.

“I’ve had my fair share of embarrassments but none quite so severe. This story is hilarious and was well worth the dollar I spent. My day has been made!” –J.H.

There are cheap books for adults that can deliver a few belly laughs, and there are true stories of real life experiences that are downright awkward, butt in the end, this little book fits more into the category of poop books for adults. I know that doesn’t make it best selling non fiction or even best selling true stories, but I think one thing is certain–this short little read will be, well…memorable, and you’ll probably be glad you don’t have an embarrassing moment that tops this! Remember though, if you don’t find bathroom humor funny, then…don’t read this book! Otherwise, enjoy the read. –Vic Latrine (Not my real name for the sake of my wife and kids!)



Ultimate Poker Strategy Guide 3

by Michael S

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Ultimate Poker Strategy Guide 3 by Michael S
144 pages

-Michael S is on the most viewed author list in Quora Poker and a lifetime student of the Game
-15 years experience playing tournaments and cash games

Why you can win at Poker:

Both poker and investing are games of incomplete information. You have a certain set of facts and you are looking for situations where you have an edge, whether the edge is psychological or statistical. -David Einhorn

Both poker and investing are games of incomplete information. You have a certain set of facts and you are looking for situations where you have an edge, whether the edge is psychological or statistical. David Einhorn

Ninety percent of the hands aren’t shown in a poker game. Doyle Brunson
“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.”

— Michael Jordan, basketball icon (1984-2003)

Becoming good at something is always a result of hard work, passion, and a love for the game. The best athletes in the world have the discipline to get up at 5 AM every day and put in the work. Just like basketball, football, and any other sports, the guys that practice the most win. In basketball, the coach is looking to make a play that will yield a high percentage shot. Similarly, in poker you are trying to put yourself in +EV situations and maximize on your profit.

Ultimate Poker Strategy Guide 3 will show you:

I) How to gain an edge on your opponents by analyzing different situations and lines
II) Master Mathematical odds and probabilities
III) Develop the mindset of a professional poker player and gain the ability to analyze situations
IV) Maximize your profit psychologically and mathematically

Topics covered:
-Odds and probabilities
-+EV situations
-Board reading
-Analyzing Poker lines on the Flop in position
-Evaluating Zeebo’s Theorem
-Evaluating Baluga’s Theorem
-Playing the Player
-Poker Leveling
-Floating in Poker
-Poker variables and special moves: 3-betting, isolation, 4-betting, squeezing, slow playing, fast playing, value bet bluffing, player image, position, tag players, lag players, leveling, value betting, capped ranges, merged ranges, polarized ranges, range analysis, stack sizing, odds, probabilities, weighted averages, standard deviation

Learn these tactics today and gain an edge in your game today!



A POÃ?Ã?O DO CASAMENTO: OS APUROS DO REI 1 (Portuguese Edition)

by Orlando Fernandes

Num sonolento reino milenar, um moderno forasteiro chama a atenção do rei e dos seus pacatos súditos, vindo a abalar as suas arcaicas estruturas.



104 Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for kids (Best knock knock jokes) (Series 3 ) (The Joke Book for Kids)

by Ryan Williams

Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Christmas Knock Knock jokes! Book 3

104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.
Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh!

BONUS CONTENT
Plus extra 18 jokes from: 104 Knock Knock Jokes Book 1
Plus extra 25 jokes from: 104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2
Plus extra 18 jokes from: 104 New Year’s Knock Knock Jokes Book 4



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