Free humour Kindle books for 29 Mar 17

Puppy Love: Life Lessons In Disobedience (Housewife Behaving Badly: A Humourous Twist on Domestic Bliss Book 1)

by Amber Meyer

Sometimes a life filled with love needs a little bit of itching powderâ?¦

Amber thought that marrying her childhood sweetheart would transform her life into a dream. It didn’t take long to learn that navigating the trials and tribulations of marriage would take a wickedly dry sense of humor and more than a little optimism. Life has blessed Amber with a treasure trove of stories to tellâ?¦ some painful, others sidesplittingly hilarious.

Whether it be the death of her father-in-law followed close at hand by the arrival of an incorrigible yellow lab, or a dose of marital communication with a few pinches of strategically-placed itching powder, Amber has learned to stay true to herself. Even when she has to pull her three kids into the mayhem.

Told through the lens of her raucous adventures, you’ll discover:

  • How to achieve happiness using humor as your best weapon
  • How to break free of social anxiety and learn to love yourself for who you are
  • How to follow your heart in a world full of naysayers, and much, much more!

Puppy Love is one part spirited self-help book and one part coming-of-middle-age memoir. If you like true-life love stories, witty humor, and unique takes on personal development, then you’ll love Amber Meyer’s unforgettable collection of tales.

Buy Puppy Love today to start living every day with a smile.

Famous Quotes About Sex

by Ron Grisham

Funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected.

“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
-Marilyn Monroe

“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.”
-Butch Hancock

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.”
-Woody Allen

“Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”
-Hugh Hefner

“Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.”
-Billy Crystal

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, â??Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.’ Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”
-George Carlin

“Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
-Steve Martin

“If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, â??I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!”
-Vince Vaughn

“I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at
a time.”
-Russell Brand

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