Free humour Kindle books for 20 May 17

Gamer Date

by Roxy Kay

**Bundle pack for Roxy Kay**

This bundle includes TWO short stories:
SJWs Sometimes Cry
The Cuckservative Who Loved Me

SJWs Sometimes Cry
Alice is a women’s studies major by day, social justice warrior by night.

She’s proud of herself for being a person above reproach. She’s a feminist who really cares about the rights of the women around her. She’ll do whatever it takes to show the world just how oppressing their sexist, bigoted, and outdated gender roles really are.

Until she meets a man who changes everything.

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me
Sometimes a girl needs more than a cuckservative.

Sometimes a girl needs a man.

Hannah has never found a man who can hold her interest for more than a few dates until Tom walks into her life. He’s tall, strong, and confident. He’s harsh and blunt. He’s everything she shouldn’t like.

But does.

He’s no cuckservative.

There’s just one problem: the guy who loves her is.

**This is a short humorous fiction romance that’s perfect for non-feminist women who want something sexy to read that reinforces their political values and anti-SJW beliefs!**

Drip: A Gothic Bromance

by Andrew Montlack

“A hand wearing a fancy watch parted the office blinds, and J.D. felt nauseous with despair: suddenly he knewâ??even though he could not explain howâ??that all of his mojo had been permanently taken away.”

J.D. and George: thick as thieves since the fourth grade. J.D., the troublemaker, the stud: the alpha. George, the sidekick, the misfit: the loser. Upon graduating college, J.D. has convinced the only job creator in rusty Middlestop to hire them. BrewCorp, the hot new coffee and retail chain, is offering a vice presidency to the employee with the boldest plan for growth, and J.D. is determined to be the guy. When not sleeping with co-workers, he hatches his pitch for a one-of-a kind data pipeline. He is unbeatable–until George grabs the promotion. Now J.D. wants answers. His quest to find themâ??and to deal with the monstrous truthâ??is the subject of indie filmmaker Andrew Montlack’s wry debut novel, which features the same biting satire that made his mockumentary, The Devil’s Filmmaker, a cult classic.

Blackjack: How To Play Blackjack: A Beginner to Expert Guide: to Get You From The Sidelines to Running the Blackjack Table, Reduce Your Risk, and Have Fun

by Steven Hartman

After pumping dollars into the slot machine and staring at a screen, you get up and notice the table games section of the casino. Brightly lit from can lights shining downward and the crisp green felt of the line of games making you think of the cash in your wallet or purse.

There is a row of blackjack tables. Some have a dealer standing with their hands clasped idly in front of them or pressed along the cushion running along the felt. They stare at the gamblers roaming the casino eagerly awaiting the next person to place a chip and test their luck. Other tables are crammed with players, the people behind them shifting to look over their shoulder, and you hear the loud clasp of a hand and the cheer of the table, “Blackjack!”

Some tables are hot, some are just warming up, and some are presided over by a cruel dealer who seems to have the luck that any player would crave.

The truth is it is all in the cards’ each one shuffled meticulously by man or machine and dealt out randomly. The dealer has the same luck you do.

That’s the fun of it though.

What This Book Will Teach You

  • The Absolute Basics
  • Playing the Game
  • Beyond the Basics
  • Never, Ever!
  • Money Making Tips
  • Your First Time

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