Free humour Kindle books for 24 May 17

Memoirs of a Nation Gone Nuts: A Satirical Review of Election 2016

by Kenny Kahn Kilpatrick

Election 2016 can be remembered as a cross between a sitcom and the execution of a serial murderer. The campaign was a war: America’s second Civil War between the alt-left and the alt-right. Except this time, the battlefield was online where shots were tweeted and bombs were posted. Casualties on both sides were bullied, blocked, and unfriended. Memoirs of a Nation Gone Nuts, A Satirical Review of Election 2016, is a collection of blogs. This text is a history book from the perspective of a cynical satirist and a following of passionate partisans from both sides of the aisle. Many blogs went viral, attracting hysterical and often ill-informed comments from readers, giving credence to the saying, “if it’s on the internet, it must be true.”

Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion

by Manly M. Mann

We all get into trouble. We are late. We got caught speeding. We didn’t get our homework in on time. Now here is the book that gives you foolproof funny excuses for almost any situation.

Complete with illustrations and scenarios, Cover Your Ass gives you the foolproof excuses to cover your butt. Examples of chapters include:

Why I Won’t Have Sex With You
Why I Can’t Come to Work
Why I Can’t Go to the Gym
Why I Sent You a Drunk Text
Why I Went Off My Diet

Using the humorous excuses in this book can bail you out of difficult situations. So there is no excuse for failing to buy this book!

The author is the recipient of the Noble Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of course, none of that is remotely true, but he has a good excuse for making that up. Read the book for the answer!

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