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by James Hay

The Mary Louise Series is a collection of four novels which depict the adventures of adolescent girl detectives. The series began with Mary Louise, originally written as a tribute to Baum’s favorite sister, Mary Louise Baum Brewster. She is a fifteen-year-old girl with unusual maturity (though the other girls in her boarding school find her somewhat priggish). She is suddenly confronted with the fact that her beloved grandfather is suspected of no less a crime than treason against the United Statesâ?¦ The second book, Mary Louise in the Country, involves the struggle for Irish independence from Britain. Mary Louise and the Liberty Girls is concerned with the strong anti-German sentiments in the United States during World War I. L. Frank Baum (1856-1919) was an American author chiefly known for his children’s books. Table of Contents: Mary Louise Mary Louise in the Country Mary Louise Solves a Mystery Mary Louise and the Liberty Girls

VINTAGE MYSTERIES – 70+ Stories in One Volume (Thriller Classics Series): The Siamese Twin of a Bomb-Thrower, The Adventures of Sherlaw Kombs, The Great … Anarchy, An Electrical Slip and many more

by Robert Barr

This carefully edited collection of thriller classics and murder mysteries has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. The Mystery of the Five Hundred Diamonds The Siamese Twin of a Bomb-Thrower The Clue of the Silver Spoons Lord Chizelrigg’s Missing Fortune The Absent-Minded Coterie The Ghost with the Club-Foot The Liberation of Wyoming Ed Lady Alicia’s Emeralds The Adventures of Sherlaw Kombs The Adventure of the Second Swag An Alpine Divorce Which Was The Murderer? A Dynamite Explosion An Electrical Slip The Vengeance of the Dead Over The Stelvio Pass The Hour and the Man “And the Rigour of the Game” The Woman of Stone The Chemistry of Anarchy The Fear of It The Metamorphoses of Johnson The Reclamation of Joe Hollends The Type-Written Letter A New Explosive The Great Pegram Mystery Playing With Marked Cards The Count’s Apology Converted An Invitation The Long Ladder “Gentlemen: The King!” The Hour-Glass In a Steamer Chair Mrs. Tremain A Society for the Reformation of Poker Players The Terrible Experience of Plodkins A Case of Fever How the Captain Got His Steamer Out Miss McMillan “How Finley McGillis Held the Pier” How to Write a Short Story . . . Literary Article: “Canadian literature” Robert Barr (1849-1912) was a Scottish-Canadian short story writer and novelist, born in Glasgow, Scotland. His famous detective character Eugéne Valmont, fashioned after Sherlock Holmes, is said to be the inspiration behind Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot.

HOW TO: Stick Your Neighbor (Without Starting War)

by Earl Chinnici

Looking for a family-friendly card game that will provide hours of entertainment without quarrels or pouting?

This probably isn’t for you!

Actually, the card game called stick your neighbor can provide hours of fun with little to no pouting or fighting so long as all the players understand and agree upon the rules before playing. That’s where this little book delivers.

Though the rules set forth in this book are by no means “official,” they should help create an environment free of bloodied noses or crumbled cards and pave the way to bliss even in the most dysfunctional of families.

(Disclaimers: Previous statements not based on reality. Results may vary.For entertainment purposes only.Use at your own risk.)

The Crazy Guy’s Guide to Bacon

by Jack Crosby

Do you like bacon? Do you have an almost primal calling towards the world’s first wonder food? If you do, then my book is just the one for you! The Crazy Guy’s Guide to Bacon is a terrible joke filled, poetic hot mess of a cookbook that is the brainchild of yours truly. Inside, you’ll find my favorite bacon infused recipes as well as life changing stories from when bacon made me a better person. Don’t believe me? Listen to these testimonies!

“You actually came up with these recipes? I didn’t see that one coming!”
-Morganna Williams, fellow author and friend

“I expected to see recipes that were as lethal as arsenic. These actually seem reasonableâ?¦”
-Jeremy Croston, fellow author and questionable friend

“Remember that time you beat Gloria ::last name omitted:: in the apple pie tasting competition? The look on her face still gets me to this day!”
-Dad Crosby

“Jack, dear. Is it necessary to use that much grease and maple syrup in your cooking?”
-Mom Crosby

So what are you waiting for? For just 99 cents, this book will change your life! Or possibly give you a heart attackâ?¦

*Publisher warning – Jack Crosby has NO culinary training and the recipes in this book should be followed cautiously.

The Miracle Mets: A Quiz

by Leonard Stegmann

Leonard has been around the block a few times and he’s seen a thing or three. And the Miracle Mets remains his favorite sports event. Ever. (Quiz/970 words)


by Mike Miller

Ruth Askew, a minor celebrity, is spouting some highly incompetent philosophy about the end of philosophy, a fortunate woman mysteriously pushed to extremes. Con Manos, a journalist, is searching for certainty, meanwhile attempting to uncover a political scandal or two. Add in some undistinguished members of Philadelphia City Council, a popular radio station, a disorganized charity, a prestigious newspaper, any number of lawyers, and other professional criminals. In Worthy Of This Great City the compelling stories of two stubborn individualists intertwine in a scathing satire that invites you to question everything you think you think about today’s most discussed issues: populism and elitism, the possibility of truth, the reach of profound stupidity, and the limits of personal responsibility in these post-truth, morally-uncertain times.

CHESS: ONE DAY CHESS MASTERY: The Ultimate Guide to Mastering Chess in One Day! Proven Tactic & Strategies for Playing Like a Pro. (Chess Openings Closings … (Board Games Puzzles Entertainment)

by Craig Santoro

Learn the In’s and Out’s of Chess from the Expert – Craig Santoro

**** The Ultimate Guide to Betting Your Friends, with Tips, Strategies and Much More! ****

The essential rules of Chess are simple enough that it can be explained in a few sentences. The actual game, however, is a very deep strategy board game that has bestowed fame and fortune to great players that understand its roots and master the strategy. Are you already proficient in playing the game of chess? This book also touches on some of the habits that lead to losing, and explains some important information that will benefit not just beginners, but experts as well. The easier road is ahead for newbies to the game, as they can avoid bad habits and low self-confidence. By leaving what you already think of the game at the door, by the end of this book you will have a better understanding than most of your peers at the same Chess table.

The truth is that for the beginning player there will be more defeat than victory, and breaking even means swallowing a bit of pride and walking away to fight for another day. Inside of this eBook beginners and proficient players alike will learn some key strategies to a winning attack in chess, turning all of those losing positions into victory. By the end of this book you will not only be a good Chess player, but a great one.

I have written this book because I have tremendous passion for the game. I believe this book you are about to read is important because like you, I was once a beginner myself, learning how to play chess on the fly and picking up hints and tips as I moved along in my career. Even the best chess players in the world had to start from scratch before they could master the various movements on the chessboard. While it will take time to master the game of chess, initial commitment to the game is always key. There were times in my early chess playing days when I struggled to win a single game, but I remained committed to the game and I soon became great at the game. It is only a matter of time.

For beginner’s, I would like to offer some words of encouragement. You will develop a general understanding of what goes into the game of chess. Chess is a game that challenges one to think moves through, and to plan a few moves in advance. Chess is a game that maximizes a beginner’s potential when it comes to critical thinking and developing strategies. One’s mind will always feel refreshed when a new game of chess is played, as if one was going on a whole new adventure on a battlefield.

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Keno and Two s

by Samuil Tsiryulnikov

Best way to win keno with lower odd bets.

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