Free Kindle books for children and young adults for 08 Jun 17

More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

by Joe King

The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 2017

Ultimate Collection of hilarious family-fun Jokes!
FREE on Kindle Unlimited
“Laughter is the best medicine”

Keep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly knock knock jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny knock knocks jokes, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.

With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.

They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:

-A long car trip
-The waiting room at the doctor’s office
-The first day of school
-Birthday gifts that are sure to please
-An opening joke for the big presentation at school
-Encouraging your child to read
-Cheering you up after a hard day at work

Download now and always be ready to crack a smile!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!



Obsidian Puma (The Aztec Chronicles Book 1)

by Zoe Saadia

Little did Miztli’s father know when he decided to send his promising youngest son to the Great Capital of the Aztecs in hopes of a better future. A miner from a small village, he believed that, in the big city, the boy might have a chance at developing his talents, becoming a metalworker and not just a simple miner or a peasant like the rest of the family. A glorious future for a simple villager, as shiny as the golden-copper jewelry his son would be producing after learning the intricate trade.

However, the great island capital with its towering pyramids and gushing industrial life was busy with its internal politics, disdainful of foreigners, especially barefoot villagers among those, indifferent to their small aspirations. A civil war was brewing, preying on everyone’s minds, and when the actual trouble erupted Miztli found himself in the heart of it, swept by the powerful surge that cared nothing for his private frustrations with the big city, thrown in with the most unexpected company: from pretty Chantli, the workshop owner’s daughter, to a pair of adventure-seeking noble school pupils Necalli and Axolin, to the wildest kid of them all, Ahuitzotl, the youngest brother of none other than the Emperor himself.

A fun escapade of sneaking into the underground tunnel full of hidden weaponry and other anticipated treasures turned out to be not as harmless as they expected, pitting them against ruthless smugglers and worse, unleashing a series of events none of them could have foreseen or foretold.



Pokemon Diary of a Wimpy Pikachu Book 1: Legend of the Pokemon Shamans (Unofficial Pokemon Book) (pokemon memes, pokemon go, pokemon games, pokemon guide) (Ultimate Pokemon Books)

by Pika KID

The First of It’s Kind, an All New Pokemon Book Series

Get Your Hardcopy Book and Receive the Kindle Pokemon Book Free

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a Pokemon?
Have you ever thought of becoming one of the many species in that vast world who can shoot lightning from their bodies or fly and swim altogether?
Have you ever thought how it would feel like to be a cuddly Jigglypuff or to soar through the skies like a Charizard?

Well if you are, then take a moment to read this little story for it will tickle your curiosity. If you’re after adventure and mystery, then take a trip down these words and let your imagination run wild.

Diary of a Wimpy Pikachu Book 1 is a must-read for any kid or adult who loves Pokemon and Pokemon Go.



The MMA Psychology Workbook: How to Use Advanced Sports Psychology to Succeed in the Octagon

by Danny Uribe MASEP

THE ONLY SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY WORKBOOK THAT’S EXCLUSIVELY DESIGNED FOR MMA FIGHTERS TO BUILD MENTAL TOUGHNESS AND BOOST THEIR ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE

Fighters hear it all the timeâ?¦
“MMA is 90% Mental, and 10% Physical”
“It’s All in Your Head”
“The Only One that Can Stop You is You”
“You have to be Mental Tough!”

But what exactly do those sayings mean??? Without something concrete, it’s difficult for fighters to understand what it specifically takes to have a mental approach primed for success.

And rather than have a debate with someone who knows nothing about mental training or sports psychology… or read about theories and mental hacks that may or may not work off some random website…why not use a detailed, interactive, and engaging workbook that shows and teaches fighters how specific Sports Psychology concepts directly impact their performance in the octagon?

That’s exactly what you’ve found here!

Through 10 Dynamic Exercises… we take athlete’s on a journey through the Most debilitating Mental and Emotional Obstacles faced by the Vast Majority of Competitors including:

-Decreased Levels in Motivation
-Lack of Goal-Setting Capability
-Suppressing Unwanted Thoughts
-An Inability to get “In a Zone”
-Experiencing Overwhelming Pre-Fight Jitters, Nerves, and Anxiety
-Overcoming Serious and Debilitating Injuries
-Zero Formal Education of Necessary Mental Skills such as Mental Imagery and Self-Talk
-Fighting without Confidence
-Not Being Able to Focus when it Matters Most

When Athletes Suffer and become Victim to one or multiple issues mentioned above…it becomes Incredibly Difficult for them to maintain a positive frame of mind not only in sports but in life in general. And unfortunately in society today all athletes are under the spot light as they are judged by many of their friends, family, and peers by the level of success they have in the octagon, which makes it absolutely crucial for athletes to be mentally tough and resilient.

Thus, after completing our workbook athletes will undoubtedly be equipped with the Mental Tools to:

1. Develop Supreme Confidence in their Skills and Abilities to Flourish
2. Build Mental Toughness and Resilience to Overcome Obstacles
3. Learn to Handle Intense Pressure and Paralyzing Adversity
4. Conquer their Crippling Fears and Severe Anxiety
5. Be Mentally Ready to Compete and Dominate their Competition
6. Come Back from Injury Better and Stronger than Before
7. Be Overflowing with Motivation and Surpass their Athletic Goals

Whether you’re a male or female athlete looking for ways to improve your skills and ability (middle school, high school, collegiate, amateur skill level)â?¦A coach or trainer in search of avenues to improve your teams performanceâ?¦or a parent trying to help your son or daughter accomplish their goals and dreamsâ?¦THIS IS THE WORKBOOK YOU’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR!

Choking Under Pressure During Crucial Moments of a Match, Sitting on the Sideline Fight after Fight despite All your Hard Work and Effort, Becoming accustomed to Losing Over and Over, not Stepping Up when the team Needs it Most, and being Unable to see any Progress toward Improving and Reaching Success can be EXTEMELY PAINFUL, DISAPPOINTING, and DISCOURAGING. This STOPS TODAY! Fulfill your Potential, and Finally Fight Great the way you’ve Always Envisioned.

Available in Kindle and Paperback Edition



Little Tail Comes Back: Happy Friends Series Book 12

by Patricia Furstenberg

From the author of “Joyful Trouble”, No.1 Bestseller Children’s Historical Fiction, No.1 Most Gifted Young Adult and Top reviewed Kindle Storyteller book.
A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed.
Pete the elephant, Little Tail the dog, Murphy the lizard and the Summer Wind are reunited in this last book, 12, of the Happy Friends series.
Who else will help them along the way? Dragonfly also discovers that having preconceptions can be a disadvantage.
This is the last Book, 12, from the Happy Friends Series.
Book 11: Something’s Cooking.
Book 1 and where it all starts: How Pete met Lizard.



Find Your Flow: Social Experiment 2.0

by Winston Widdes

This is Social Experiment 2.0. In this episode, I invite people to write in 100 words or less their idea or message that they would want to share with the world.



La Rebelión del Norte: La historia de Alverad, el escudero de Don Pelayo (Spanish Edition)

by Alejandro Fernández Monte

Año 711. Tarik ibn Ziyad acaba de desembarcar en la bahía de Algeciras al mando de un ejército musulmán, y rápidamente se asegura una posición, obligando al rey Rodrigo a acudir con sus tropas para hacerle frente.

Alverad, un joven soldado al servicio de un noble godo, lucha por sobrevivir en medio de la batalla de Guadalete, en la que conoce a un grupo de guerreros que le cambiará la vida. A su lado correrá peligrosas aventuras, mientras el ejército musulmán avanza inexorablemente conquistándolo todo a su paso.

Acción, misticismo y leyenda se mezclan en esta emocionante novela histórica que recrea con fidelidad la vida de Don Pelayo, así como uno de los periodos más convulsos e influyentes de la historia de España.



The Lord is my Shepherd A Picture book for beginning Readers: Book one in the Set Apart series

by Lorayne Neely

Book One in the Set Apart series is called “The Lord is My Shepherd” This is Psalm 23. The Set Apart series are designed to make practice reading fun! These Christian based picture books will delight all ages. The author helps the reader comprehend by the words colored in red. Perfect for bedtime or practice reading for the Homeschooler.

This is book one of the Set Apart series.
The Set Apart series



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