Free science fiction Kindle books for 05 Feb 18

Time Traveling, Savior Cloning, Plus Other Inadvisable Feats (Harry Dandruff Universe Book 1)

by Doug Knell

Einstein’s Theory of Relativity amazingly proved that time is relative, especially so in humorous books. Ipso facto, this comedy scifi book on time is relatively amazing. LOOK INSIDE and be amazed by this funny action adventure. Written by an applied physics major with decades of time travel experience. In the next twenty years, he plans to travel exactly that same amount of time into the Future!

Egotists beware: getting cloned is considered an inadvisable feat by your doctor – at least in funny novels

“This world would be a better place if there could only be more people like me in it.”the average person on the subject of cloning

“One of you in the world is more than enough.”the rest of humanity on the average person getting himself cloned

Once upon a time, but not in this time, in a comedy adventure dealing intimately with time, a woman could find love in the arms of a robot; a man could find death in the jaws of a genetically engineered lock picking reptile; and the dead could find a reprieve from the boredom of Eternity with the Land of the Living just a collect call away.

The handful of the world’s mega-corporations, for which most everyone works, own all the world’s nations. No one knows anymore if they’re part of a comedy troupe or a future apocalypse.

This funny world of action & adventure connects:

  • Professor Harry Dandruff, a wealthy inventor with hair problems and a questionable past
  • His six clones with abundant problems of their own
  • A run-of-the-mill everyman-loser who’s just officially died and has nothing left to unofficially live for
  • A humorous, lazy, and leering President of the United States, trying to do the minimum for his legacy in the history books
  • A megalomaniac with a fake Ph.D and a plan to control the world’s religions by cloning their symbolic mascots
  • A comedy rivalry between the Gay Brigade and the Lesbian Lineup for world domination – or world apocalypse
  • A secret network of railtimeways spanning the eons

“Time travel is a magnificent way to step into societies and cultures magnitudes more advanced or primitive than your own. Blend in as if you’re not even there. Seek to make no difference or impact. Whenever in doubt, just act like 99% of humans in every era since the dawn of humanity, and you’ll be just fine.”83rd Edition of CODES AND ETHICS IN SUSTAINABLE TIME TRAVEL

“In the past, Saviors saved us from our sins. In modern times, Saviors should be able to save us money on insurance premiums, enlightenment workshops, and cellular data services.”addendum to Operation Saviors And Clone

Is the Professor’s shady past about to catch up with him?

Decades ago, Professor Dandruff secretly cloned himself, with varying degrees of success, and learned the hard way that living with multiple underachieving clones gets you quite sick of yourself very, very quickly.

Now somehow, a religion entrepreneur knows all and is blackmailing the Professor to travel back in time with him for samples of Mr. Christ’s DNA to clone for a new enterprise. In this epochal comedy adventure of literal soul searching, the very fabric of reality and continuity is at the risk of being compromised.

Every President in funny novels learns that carrying the weight of the world for a single day can be murder on the upper back. Professor Harry Dandruff in this novel is about to learn that carrying the weight of the world across a few thousand years can be just plain murder.

The Professor has many accomplished feats to his name. A lot of them are inadvisable. Without a little luck and some dazzling ingenuity ahead and behind him in time, the Professor’s next inadvisable feat looks set to be his last.

The best comedy scifi book you’ve never heard of.



Spurious Transmissions: Six Diverse Tales of Short Speculative Fiction

by Mitchell Christian

Society’s complacency fuels a young alien’s restlessness. The first android and his creator forge a new path for humanity. A Paleolithic culture searches for a lasting legacy. Planetary colonists struggle against natural forces for permanent habitation. Prejudice and discrimination force a society of savants into strife. In the Victorian era, a common man encounters an uncommon foe.



The Battles of Rock Harbor: A Bugging In Tale of the Apocalypse

by J.B. Craig

In an April not too far in the future, Greg Creighton is at the family river house in Virginia, 600 miles North of his home, son and soon-to-be ex-wife, and 200 miles south of his daughter when the lights go out, and the world changes forever. Even worse, this lifelong prepper has almost all of his preparing supplies at home in Atlanta! Torn between heading home, and rescuing his daughter at College, he opts to “bug-in”, as everyone in the family has been trained, and knows to get to the river house if anything bad happens. He’s terrified he’ll pass them if he goes in either direction. Instead, he decides to pull together the full-time residents of this weekend community, even though only a small percentage of the homeowners are on the peninsula when the lights go out.

What follows is a tale of leadership, survival, combat, romance and heartbreak as this veteran combat engineer uses every trick up his sleeve to hold off those that would take what they want from the community of Rock Harbor, VA. As the days go by, he builds an unexpectedly resilient team of retirees, stay-at-home mom’s, Honduran construction workers and some neighbors from around the peninsula.
This book of survival has some fishing stories, some romance, lots of things that go BOOM, and a group of interesting and diverse characters who are all just trying to survive when the United States is attacked. He builds a pack of Sheepdogs to protect the residents against the Wolves, who are constantly trying to conquer this seemingly unprotected community.



Rage Against the Dying (The Secret Apocalypse Book 8)

by J. L. Harden

Rage Against the Dying – Book 8 in the Secret Apocalypse seriesâ?¦

The world has been ravaged by an unstoppable, incurable plague.
We are facing an extinction level event.
The human race is on the brink.
Who will rule the ruins?

Rebecca and her friends are once again on the run. They are being hunted by killers and dead things. They are in search of a safe haven, a sanctuary from the infected and the Oz virus. But in order to find a home, to have any chance of a future, they must continue to fight.

They will fight the dead, the living.
They will fight killers and monsters.
They will fight the lucky few who survived the outbreak, the lucky few who survived those early days of panic and chaos.

Rage Against the Dying is a post-apocalyptic zombie thriller. It is the eighth book in the Secret Apocalypse series.



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