Free humour Kindle books for 07 Feb 18

Chronic Illogical – Masters & Demos & Live Cuts 1992-2017: The Complete Lyrical Companion

by Ty Hager

Complete lyrics to the mostly hilarious, occasionally heartbreaking collection of Ty Hager’s music, spanning over a quarter-century and in chronological order by year of composition.



Rio Olympics Memes: (Best Memes Ever!)

by Andy Roger

Rio Olympics Memes



Seducing Medusa

by Professor Mustard

A True Love story about a man with a mental illness who must go on a quest into the Land of Sain to save his unborn daughter.



Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 2 Episode 4 (Book 10): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction … Collection – Skeleton Steve the Noob Years)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 22,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

My Minecraftian Life

When Elias the Enderman ninja leaves to report to his Order on the ‘Doomstreak Clan‘ situation back on the End, Skeleton Steve is left under the protection of the three Minecraftians–WolfBroJake, LuckyMist, and Xenocide99–to keep him safe in case the evil ninjas return while he’s gone! But just because the mood is dark and heavy after the last attack by the terrifying red-eyed Endermen, it doesn’t mean that they can’t have fun while they’re at it, right??

But as Skeleton Steve gets to experience the Minecraftian Life–more mining, horseback riding, farming, fishing–do the Minecraftians really have what it takes to protect our hero when the evil Doomstreak Clan teleports back in for another strike in the middle of the night?? And when will Elias be back?

Love Minecraft adventure??

Read Season 2, Episode 4 of Skeleton Steve, The Noob Years … now!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)

Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch

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Leider zu bequem: Arschkriecher (German Edition)

by Alexander Weigand Schoenherr

Hoffentlich

Das Leben selbst baut uns die Hürden,

an denen wir gern springen würden.

Doch leider muss man selber sehen,

der Mensch ist leider zu bequem.

Die Hoffnung vielleicht doch zu springen,

will Menschen um die Hoffnung bringen.



HOMOBLOB: Fake Chat Names That Wouldn’t Get an Adonis Laid (The Unbook Series 3)

by Joseph Joel

This writer decided to imagine what chat names gay men might chose to get a date. He did not try to pick the brain of a normal, stable homosexual for the most part because such an approach might be boring. Rather, he thought that it would be more fun to take on the guise of a gay man who is a bit crazy and/or wild on a date and in life.
Therefore, be careful if you are a bit reserved for some of these hopefully fictional Internet names are a bit risqué and outrageous. That is, this book is not for everybody although almost anybody can relate to the wacky world of dating in the search for true love. Romance is something special, but it can get very funny and very bumpy in trying to find it.
Joseph Joel is a writer of unbooks, edgy books with humor like this one that list names and does very little else. His first unbook is, YES I NAMED MY DAUGHTER GAYLORD FOCKER, SO FOCKING WHAT! His second one is SERIOUSLY?! NAMES NEVER TO GIVE A BABY UNLESS YOU ARE F*CKING NUTS (OR ON CRACK). HOMBLOB is the 3rd book in this sarcastic series. The author does not plan on a 4th book, but anything is possible if he comes up with a good idea and got excited about the prospect of writing it.
Whether gay or straight, a reader can buy this edition and just laugh. It is hilarious that weird names that probably never have or ever will exist in the gay dating world are available here. Also, it never stops being unpredictable. And, the title is pretty cool. This book is not going to change the world, but it will produce some genuine smiles.

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