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Trompe-l’oeil: Or, the Old In and Out. Of Love.

by Russell Bittner

Caveat lector.

If you’re looking for a quick fix, an easy source of titillation, TROMPE-l’OEIL is not for you. Following the erotic hook of Chapter One (1,200+ words), this novel requires almost sixty-five pages of character development. In other words, not for the weak and weary. ‘Just sayin’.

If E. L. James (of FIFTY SHADES fame) was in any way a disappointment to you as a reader, TROMPE-l’OEIL may be a suitable antidoteâ??maybe even an elixir. Its author, Russell Bittner, finished this book in 2004â??years before the FIFTY SHADES trilogy was born. It’s not the product of fan fiction or of any such collaborative effort; rather, it’s the author’s own workâ??start to finishâ??conceived, developed and executed in his own Brooklyn, New York garden. As is every work of fiction, it’s in part the product of his imagination, in part the product of his experience. The languages (with English translations), he feels, are integral to the story and are his ownâ??the product of ten years’ study on the Continent. They’re not meant to impress or annoy, but ratherâ??he hopesâ??to enhance. And, he feels, they will bear up under the scrutiny of any native speaker.

DANEKA SÃ?RENSEN is a Danish transplant to NYC, where she manages her life from an Upper East Side apartment building by night and from the top floor of a mid-town skyscraper by dayâ??ostensibly, all under tight control. KIT ADDISON is a fashion photographer with a sideline penchant for flora and poetry who lives on the Lower East Side. The distance between them, however, is about much more than a mere hundred city blocks.

The first sixty-five pages (other than the “erotic hook” of Chapter 1) are devoted to setting and character development. From that point on, all hell breaks loose.

That said, Russell has always believed that a woman’s most erogenous zone is between her ears. Whatever hell breaks (loose or otherwise) should break only between each such pair of ears.

That’s as much as you need to know about the two principal characters and about the “nature” of this book. The rest will revealâ??and unveilâ??itself in the eighty-two chapters of the story whose journey, incidentally, takes us from New York to Paris, to Lisbon and the coast of Portugal, to Rome and Positano, to Copenhagen and to Bornholm (an island in the Baltic Sea), then finally back to New York City.

The thirty-seven reviews (as of today, December 11, 2014) should tell you the rest.

Caveat lector! This is not a story for lovers of the work of Jane Austenâ??except for what MIGHT have existed in that author’s imagination. Unfortunately for her, however, Jane Austen didn’t live in our more liberal times.



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