Free humour Kindle books for 05 Jun 18

In A Right State

by Ben Ellis

Your information is being sold. And guess who’s paying for it?

It’s 2066, and living in a country where big corporations are constantly undressing you with their spies isn’t much fun for Duncan. He remembers the days when information was protected, not sold to the highest bidder. When his illegal organic vegetable trade is discovered at the bottom of his garden in the town of Wigthorn, the tomatoes really hit the fan.

Amy works for Pharmara, the biggest pharmaceutical company in the UK, analysing user data. Yes, it’s as boring as it sounds but she believes a little corporate access to personal information is a small price to pay to live in a post-tax, post-carbon, post-poverty world.

After all, if you’ve got nothing to hide, you’ve got nothing to fear … right?

Poppy lives in Shaded Vale, a town rich enough to stay off the radar. Her father has some big plans to shake up the industrial power balance.

Thrown together by circumstance, Duncan, Amy and Poppy become tangled in a dangerous quest for truth with Pharmara Security hot on their heels. But if knowledge is power, how is it that those in power are such idiots?


â??…the story moves forward well and the characters respond in realistic manner to the many unexpected turns the story takes. Sarcasm and intelligence combine well with a twisting plot and some great characters set against this dystopian vision. The result is an impressive read, as delightful as it is disturbing. Ellis treats us to a cautionary tale of consumerism taken down one plausible path that seems likely to happen if we sit back and let it. For many, our country is already in a right state, Ellis shows how it could be a whole lot worse.’
SHORTLISTED for Book of the Year 2014

â??Ellis’s debut romp through an unnerving dystopia uses common fears about big corporations to paint an eerie but plausible future.’
Publishers Weekly

â??This is the first book from Ben Ellis so it’s his debut novel which surprised me as its quite impressiveâ?¦it was an enjoyable read and I’ll keep a look out for more work from the author.’

â??â??In A Right State’ is a very well written and impressive debut novel from UK writer Ben Ellis. I would definitely recommend this novel to anyone who enjoys futuristic dystopian style stories.’
Sci-Fi Kingdom

â??A charming and allusive cover for this novel about intrusive corporate spying.’
WINNER of e-Book Cover Design Award for July 2014 in Fiction.
Joel Friedlander,

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What Really Happened: Facing the Facts on Clintonian Propaganda

by A. Noni Moose

Making fun of Hillary with her own words. What Really Happened is a satirical rebuttal to Hillary Clinton’s What Happened. After her historic defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary (or most likely Huma as a ghost writer) blamed everyone including you for her defeat. Author A. Noni Moose methodically and comedically responds to each claim the 2016 losing candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton makes, with biting satire and thoroughly researched sources you can click on and read for yourself. Never before has anyone compiled a list of Clinton’s lies and self-serving tripe and then smashed it against the rocks of reason. Enjoy it all in good (verifiable) fun.

Detroit: Become Human Game Guide: Walkthroughs, Charachers, Tips and Trticks and A Lot More

by Robert Mack

In this Detroit: Become Human guide book you will be able to read and learn the walkthroughs of all the different stages of the game. This is your one stop place for learning everything you need to know, filled with comprehensive explanations, to be a master of this game.

With this Detroit: Become Human Game Guide you will be able to learn more about the different characters and improve your game-play instantly. Reading through this guide you will lean about the different magazine locations, which will help you excel and improve your game strategy. This Detroit: Become Human strategy guide also covers different Choices and consequences you can make while playing the game and thus – the different Endings that are possible to happen.

Last but not least, the Secrets, Tips and Tricks here in this book will exceed your greatest expectations and you will quickly become a top player!

Grab your Detroit: Become Human Game Guide today and be the best in playing the game!

Fortnite Battle Royale: The Tips and Tricks that the Pro’s Do Not Want You to Know

by Savage Gaming

Ever wondered how the pro’s always seem to have the upper hand in the heat of a battle?

We understand how hard it is for a new player to break into the world of Fortnite, and for a seasonal player to take their game up a notch!

We all want to know how to build effectively and more importantly – quickly? And why are the pro’s literally on a different playing level to the ordinary player, is there something that we don’t know?

Well, the answers are in this concise and straight to the point book!!

We have put together a guide of tips and tricks that the pro’s DO NOT want you to know!

Inside you will find:

  • Best Landing Spots – One thing that most new gamers overlook is the landing spots. Land in a popular spot, and the likelihood is that you will be back in the lobby in no time, ready for another round. However, land in a spot where there are sufficient resources for you to literally build an army with, and you will be one step ahead of everyone else.
  • Advanced Building Strategies – Building the right structure at the right time is literally the difference between life and death. We explore the different methods that pro’s use in order to build solid, long-lasting structures to protect themselves and most importantly – quickly. As well as advanced button configurations to ensure building is made easy.
  • How to Land Quicker – The benefits of getting to the battlefield quicker than everyone else is second to none. Landing in the best spots, with the most amount of chests and the best materials, before your enemy arrive gives you the initial upper hand.
  • Become a Better Shooter – The most essential skill in any online shooter game. Lets face it, you can build the best structures, find the best guns, have the most materials BUT, if you cannot effectively aim and shoot your opponent, you’re not going to kill anyone, and that’s the aim of the game right?

  • Switching from PUBG to Fortnite – A lot of Fortnite players have transitioned over from PUBG without understanding the similarities and differences of the platforms. Knowing the differences and how you can benefit from them will be essential to a successful career on the Fortnite platform.
  • Maximising V-Buck Rewards – Wanting to buy some items to make the in-game experience better, or buying skins? Learn the easiest and free ways to earn V-Buck rewards, and tips and tricks to maximise the amount you can earn without breaking the bank.
  • Advanced Gaming Methods – This is what separates the best from the rest…the ability to sniper a moving opponent from a somewhat unrealistic distance or the ability to fall down a mountain with zero damage…just how do the pro gamers do it?
  • Strategies for Update 4.2 – Do not get left behind! Fortnite is constantly updating their platform and understanding the latest updates will give you an advantage over the unknowing.
  • If you have failed in every attempt at getting better at Fortnite, racked up countless hours watching the pro’s online or simply by playing the game, this book will open up the vault to the insider tips and tricks that the pro’s do not want you to know!

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    Memes: Naughty Memes (this isn’t for kids)

    by Ryan P. Ennis

    Memes here!

    But this isn’t for kids.

    1000 Facts about Horror Films

    by James Egan

    To prepare for the “Here’s Johnny” scene, Jack Nicholson would hop around shouting, “AXE MURDER KILL!”
    When The Blair Witch Project was released, the actors’ parents kept receiving sympathy cards from people who believed they were actually dead.
    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was the first horror film to win an Oscar.
    Dracula was the first horror film to have sound.
    The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Oscars.
    Freddy Kruger’s father is played by Alice Cooper.
    In the novel, Frankenstein, it is never explained how the Monster is created.
    The Michael Myers mask in Halloween only cost $1.80.
    Jaws was the first film to earn $100 million.
    The poster for The Mummy is the most expensive film poster ever. It is worth nearly half a million dollars.
    Some critics worried that Night of the Living Dead would inspire cannibalism.
    In Hungary, Aliens is called “The Name of the Planet is Death!”

    Five Days of Dick

    by randall ‘Jay’ andrews

    Dick Dillard hadn’t had a particularly good morning, but then again, he seldom did. However, when it looked like things might look up, a tenant on his office floor turned up dead, and Dick discovered that no one on the floor was safe or free of suspicion. For the next five days, his life took one bad turn after another.

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