Free humour Kindle books for 19 Jun 18

2018 Fantasy Football Almanac and Draft Guide

by Sean Ryan

This is more than a Fantasy Football Almanac and Draft Guide. The Functional Sportsaholic and Gold Standard Sports Forecasting have teamed up to provide the most intense and thorough research which combines next-gen analytics, statistical analysis, algorithmic forecasting and good old fashioned film analysis. We blend analytics and player scouting.

This Almanac offers several exclusive tools. Our time-proven methodology analyzes each individual player’s match up in every game this season in order to come up with the most accurate point projections today. Along with these match ups, we analyze the play calling of every NFL coaching staff to identify what opportunity each player will have. For example, much has been made of Tampa Bay drafting RB Ronald Jones II this past season. While he’s very talented, the only way to know how many rushing attempts he’ll have is to cross analyze Tampa Bay’s schedule with Dirk Koetter’s offensive scheme.

This may sound a bit to “mathy”. I’ve noticed that many analytical sports books are so proud of their equations that they continuously punch their readers in the face with them. This isn’t math class. This isn’t a dissertation. Fantasy football is first, and foremost, a hobby (or passion) for our readers. This is supposed to be FUN! The Functional Sportsaholic’s 2018 Fantasy Football Almanac and Draft Guide is an easy read. As you can see in our sample pages, the information is presented in a well-organized, easy to consume way.

Included Within:

-Over half of the league has a new head coach or offensive coordinator. How does this impact fantasy potential?
oWe’ve updated our algorithms to include play calling tendency of coaching staffs
oWe’ve adjusted overall fantasy values with these tools to provide the smartest and most accurate fantasy football forecasts in the market
-Defense and Kicker analysis has been completed to identify competitive advantage at these positions, which are commonly ignored
-We’ve completed an easy to follow draft guide with useful tips for fantasy football rookies and fantasy football experts alike
-Detailed analysis of offseason player movement
-Team-by-team 2017 reports, 2018 offseason analysis and 2018 performance forecasts
-Overall player “tiers” definition (which is more useful for draft strategy when playing in leagues with multiple team counts)
oOver 40 Sleepers Categorized by Grades (undervalued players, sleepers everyone will know about by draft day, deep sleepers which aren’t as obvious, and finally, hibernators that you’ll be able to either draft or add to your initial waiver watch list)
-Fantasy Rankings for different league types: Points-per-Reception (PPR), Standard/non-PPR and Rookies (for Dynasty Leagues)
-Fantasy Draft Tracking Worksheets



Love You For Always: Because Love is a Four-Legged Word (The WOOF Books Book 1)

by Katie Bryan

A laugh out loud, feel good romantic comedy about a girl, a guy, and a crazy canine.

Sophie and Max: Becoming a dog mom. By an Amazon Best-Selling author Previously published as The Canine Liberation Movement.
When Sophie Zinelli answers her phone in the middle of the night, she never expects to be asked to rescue a mistreated dog. She’s a busy career woman and knows absolutely nothing about owning a dog, let alone a bossy, sly, and smart-alecky German Shepherd. As she tackles Max’s vet visit, Max’s training, and tries not to be out-smarted at every turn, you’ll get to meet Jack, Sophie’s commitment-phobic boyfriend and his dog, Buttercup, the kleptomaniac hoarding Golden Retriever, and Tilley the near-sighted kitten. So what happens when you liberate a dog you don’t know? Find out what Sophie does and see just what Max, a very bad dog with a very big heart, is up to.
Love dogs? Meet Max! He’s the most loveable, conning, canine miscreant to walk on four legs.
The WOOF Books are short novellas. Just right for a quick read

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

An absolutely hilarious must-read! This is a short novella, that can be read in one sitting and should totally be read by anyone in need of a pick-me-up. Very well written, witty and charming with a great cast of characters (both human and animal).

I dare anyone to not be totally enchanted with Max the German Shepherd. And while this book is light hearted and a feel good read, I really appreciate the author’s bringing awareness to the problem of mistreated animals and overcrowded shelters and that she manages to do it in a way that is uplifting, not depressing.

Totally a series to watch, recommended to anyone and everyone.
With a healthy dose of Irish and Italian humor, get to know Sophie and friends, including a nearly blind kitten Max decides to add to the family.

When Sophie gets a dog, she has no idea what she’s in for. Boy does she find out! Max is the funniest, most lovable dog out there. This is a sweet and engaging story. I’m going to read all of the WOOF stories!



Who’s Who Guide for the WOOF Books: A Free Companion Guide Extra

by Katie Bryan

This short book is a fun cast of characters companion guide to the The WOOF Books series. It contains excerpts, is just for fun, and will be updated as the series requires it. The WOOF Books are light, laugh out loud, heartwarming comedy. With a wily German Shepherd. By an Amazon Best-Selling author. Grab your WOOF Book today!



Junk Email

by Ian C Gilbert

Who is Ian C Gilbert?! Friend to the powerful and famous, canine wedding planner, experimental baker, poet, husband, amateur bee keeper, friend but most of all a man of letters, well, emails in this case. This book is the first collection of selected emails that Ian wrote over the period of a year. Find out what happened when his wife tried to eat a well known adhesive, when Ian bought some wasp flavoured soup from the supermarket, the time that he accidentally sent some very personal emails to a string of unsuspecting strangers and the hilarious incident when he couldn’t find a pen when he really needed one to note the address of a business associate. The emails contained within this book chart the highs and lows of an unforgettable year! This book will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will change your life! You won’t be able to put it down, literally.



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