Free humour Kindle books for 07 Jul 18

Sports Betting: How To Bet On Sports and Win: An Introduction to Sports Betting + How To Create A Winning Strategy

by Sean Ryan

This is a must-read if you are interested in betting on sports now that it’s legal in the United States. Author Sean Ryan, host of the top-rated “Get Paid: Fantasy, Gambling and Daily Fantasy” and “Functional Sportsaholic” podcasts, introduces readers to betting concepts by sharing his own experiences learning the gambling ropes. After explaining the basic principal of betting on sports, Sean explains popular strategies for betting on the NFL, NBA and MLB.

Lastly, Sean guides readers on how to create a winning betting strategy based on key metrics and insider tips.

Black and White Thinking

by Michael-River Rose

Dear Reader,

my name is Michael-River and this is my book. I’m a curious fellow from the foothills of California. I turned twenty-four a few months back. Around that time, I decided to take a look at all the pages I’ve written or drawn over the past few years.

Last spring, I finished my fourth and final year at community college where I completed the requirements for biology but then swapped out my major for mathematics. This academic pursuit, which I love, spills over with rigor and rules. That’s why I also love to get busy with my imagination, a blank white page, and my black ballpoint pen – if you know what I mean!

I write poems and utterances I find funny and do a bit of philosophizing here and there. I like to draw. The medium is no matter; making things is all that matters to me. I’m a craftsman. My mind mills the lumber and a pen pounds the nails. Black and White Thinking is a collection of my best work.

The aim of this book is to entertain you with poetry, philosophizing, and drawing. I want to give you a piece of my mind to show you how much fun these realms are!

It makes no difference whether you’ve been exposed to poetry and philosophy before or have seen much art. I do these activities because they offer many pleasures. I try to make my creations as clear as a bell but I can’t be sure my attempts always pen out.

Thus, I’ve included some notes about each piece. I find sharing the process of how a piece was born adds dimension as well as a way for us to communicate in a deeper fashion. What I create is subjective. I explore all my interests.

Black and White Thinking is arranged so the moods and topics are evenly distributed. In some ways it’s like a journal. I want to go on an adventure with you through the woods of words, around the loop of lines, and down the mountains of meaning. I want to have you thinking, to intrigue you, to baffle you, and to make you laugh!

ONE MAN’S TRASH: A Serious and Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Thrift Store Shopping and Donating

by Edna Forager

Advice on thrift store shopping and donating with comic tones

Roulette Dough TMPC Method Business Swap Level 3 Third Edition

by OwnSelf Greatness

You probably brought a roulette system book and had to read a lot of irrelevant information and probably confuse the shit out of you. No worries when you receive one of TMPC Method updates we jump right into action and you will have access to step by step directions right from the start. No extra reading and a pointless story that will drain your time. We give you everything you need to start using our system right away, and somewhere to practice our system right away. The best thing about TMPC Method you have an array of updates to choose from, we are confident we have one that will fit you.
Understand And Apply To Use TMPC Method Effectively
Ups and Down: You will never just go straight up without running into some problems. (You will always have ups and downs in life)
Discipline: Control your actions. (Don’t start playing out of control)
Focus: Understand what’s going on in the game. (Let the game have your full attention)
Patience: You don’t always have to bet, you can always wait till the conditions fit you. (Don’t be in a rush relax and stay calm)
No greed: You don’t always have to profit every turn sometimes it’s smart to take the small lost. (Don’t get greedy)

SNES Classic: An Essential Guide to SNES Classic Edition and all 21 Games

by Wade Carver

Learn Tips, Tricks and Hints for the SNES Classic Games!

This essential guide will provide instructions, tips, and secrets to the 21 SNES Classic games. With this book, the player will be able to discover the secret passages, the passwords, hidden items, and much more! This book will ensure that the players are fully prepared to beat the bosses one by one.

This book includes instructions, tips, and secrets for all 21 games:

  • Contra III: The Alien Wars
  • Donkey Kong Country
  • Earthbound
  • Final Fantasy III
  • F-Zero
  • Kirby’s Dream Course
  • Kirby Super Star
  • The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • Mega Man X
  • Secret of Mana
  • Star Fox
  • Star Fox 2
  • Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting
  • Super Castlevania IV
  • Super Ghouls â??N Goblins
  • Super Mario Kart
  • Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
  • Super Mario World
  • Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
  • Super Metroid
  • Super Punch-Out!!

Download the book now to learn more about SNES Classic and all its games!

Minecraft Hints, Tips, and Tricks: The Only Minecraft Guide Youâ??ll Ever Need

by Trevor Clinger

What if I told you that this Minecraft guide has hints, tips, and tricks that cannot be found anywhere else? What if I told you that this guide has the most hints, tips, and tricks than any other Minecraft guide on the internet? I have provided over 40 plus detailed hints, tips, and tricks to help make your Minecraft playing experience that much better. I have learned these hints, tips, and tricks from my six years of experience of playing Minecraft non-stop. With these 40 plus detailed hints, tips, and tricks, this should be the only and last Minecraft guide you’ll ever need. This guide works for all versions of Minecraft, as well as all game consoles (all generations of Xbox and PlayStation), including PC.

Mr. Brexit: My Plan For Britain’s Glittering Economic Future

by Sir Reg Futtock

For fifty years, Sir Reginald’s career has been synonymous with British business: from launching the world-beating Austin Allegro to taking RBS to the pinnacle of international banking.

Now he brings this wealth of experience to helping Britain plan for success in the post-Brexit world. As chair of the Prime Minister’s Brexit Advisory Committee, Sir Reg gives us a glimpse of Government plans for guest workers, floating universities and a US-friendly NHS. He explains why selling the National Trust to overseas investors will promote British values and how revitalising Britain’s mercenary forces will bring in much-needed hard currency.

Part-autobiography, part manifesto for a freer and less equal Britain, Sir Reg unwittingly reveals the delusions and deceits of the Brexit campaign and the doomed and fatuous ‘plan’ for Britain’s economic future.

Mr Brexit is a must-read political satire for all those who want to know what the future holds as Britain stands on the edge of an abyss and steps forward with confidence.

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I FEAR I 5: Mind Oscillating in Freeway

by Aishvarya Sadasivam

Everyone has some fears in life, like Doctor Visits, Exams, some phobia like for heights, for water, and some or very few may have for driving. 

Driving is an exceptional fear.

Everyone has this fear to a small span of time until their experience overcomes it. 

But for some, like me, the fear has a start but has no end.

It is going on and on. And it is interesting.

Slowly with time, driving in streets, small roads was a doable task for me.

But Freeway was no Free to me. 

The board sign I 5 fears me and always any kind of Freeway like 91 E, W, I 5N, S, 405 N, S and all these numbers are mere fear to me.

Gobsmacked!: If the Wolf of Wall Street was an English Dentist this would be it…

by Michael Hackett

“If the Wolf of Wall Street was an English Dentist this would be it…”
Being jerked off by a nurse in the street, faking inspections, covering for your drunk friend to regulators when he’s a complete liability, this journey is not for the faint hearted. Following naïve, newly qualified Luke and his alcoholic dental partner Jack, this surreal yet based-on-truth account comically unveils the deeper horrors behind NHS dentistry. Starting in prison to finally earning millions, this story will shock, inspire and make you rethink everything you thought you knew about healthcare, the scams and the ruthless wolves that are still behind it.
Buy â??Buy now’ to find out.

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