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INSULTS: THE LITTLE BOOK OF HARDCORE INSULTS VOLUME 3 (HARDCORE INSULTS SERIES)

by Benjamin Smith

Insults: The Little Book of Hardcore Insults Volume 3
Get ready to laugh your ass off like a leper! In

“Insults: The Little Book of Hardcore Insults Volume 3”

You get over 50 new hilarious insults all intended to

verbally slap the teeth out of the insultee. Read on and

enjoy a good laughâ?¦

-Your ass crack is so stank dogs refuse to meet you.

-Your periods are so bad Dracula looks up, wipes his mouth and asks, “So next month?”

-What’s the difference between your fat ass and a walrus? One’s a fucking walrus.

-Your feet are so nasty you could be a foot model for Velociraptor Sandals Magazine.

-You’re so gross you were the 8th Dwarf. Your name was Ugly.

…And much more!!!



GSD EMTs: Doggo Tails Bork 4

by Risa Fey

*borking in German*

Helo, fren! It’s Heckin’ Hektor again, here to do u in with another doggo tail. Join me and my furrocios frens as we go bunnor hunting in the wintery fields. Butâ??SPOILER ALERTâ??be aware that no bunnors wor harmed in the makin’ of this profeshunal story rebork.
Me and Champito the chiwahwah stumble ourselves into a bunnor cave of all places. But, disfortunately, the bunnor we come acros is in dire need of medibork attn, and only the GSDs kno how to do a help.
Meanwhile, we doggos r confronted by two mean scoundrels, one of them bein’ the cocky cocker spaniel once again. Will the ruffhousing ever do an end?
Wot mor is there to do a say? Let’s go do a bunnor hunt together, fren!

A short story and bork 4 of the Doggo Tails series.

For dog lovers of all ages, and seekers of doggo fiction and pretentious doge literature. If you love cute and nonsensical doggo memes, you’ll love these hilarious and heart-warming doggo tales, as told by the doggos themselves.



American Despatches: 2011â??2014: Wit, Wisdom, and Humor from Lifeâ??s Adventures

by Leigh W. Davis

These essays were born from a business trip to New Orleans that turned into an adventure almost from the git go. The initial experiences in Dallas Love Field at the inception of the trip spurred me to chronicle the adventure by email to a few friends and colleagues. The one-day trip turned into four and generated seven total emails (actually eight if you count the final, men’s only despatch that might be a tad too racy to include here), which I quickly dubbed “despatches.” They were well-received by the handful of folks who read them, and I enjoyed writing them. The concept lay dormant for about six months. Then, we went on vacation to Gulf Shores, Alabama.

Life generated material even before we left for that trip. Two days in, it was apparent that there would be another series of despatches. And there was. After that I decided to make an effort to write these whenever material presented itself. Most subsequent ones are single, standalone essays rather than a series. There are a few with more than one part, but most things spawn individual despatches.

A word about the writing and topics is in order. Nothing is sacred. Read enough of these and you’ll find some things you disagree with and one or two that outright offend you. Don’t fret though: you’ll be in good company. More important, offended or not, if any of them make you think, you and society, will be better off.

Comments from some early readers:
“I think we have a winston churchill here.”

“I was really feeling the pilot episode (I envisioned a plot line including a passionate, yet incredibly handsome assistant DA) until you said you went for pancakes and bacon. “

“If law ever gets boring, you could write sketch comedy about your family travels and send it to SNL.”

“The only thing lacking from your vacation is a reality tv crew!”

“I love these! Makes me think of some of my misadventures with my kiddos.”

“I think you should start really thinking about where to publish, collect etc. these modern day “Will Rogers” commentaries and humor. I am working on a name for you. Have you worked any names? We need a new Will to talk and shed light on life situations, kids, politics, and just gettin by.”

“Nice one! I can add further confirmation to that U-Haul employees were netted at the shallow end of the gene pool.”

“Man, these are great! I’ve missed reading these. You really should make a book out of them.”

“I’d pay at least $1.99! [for these stories] LoL”

“One of your most entertaining.”

“Well, it’s sharp, funny, relevant and told in a decidedly Leighish voice.”

“You are a funny, funny, man.”

“I’d have thought to find myself in the Cocks Not Glocks camp. Upon viewing the cocks in question, I am every bit as frightened of those as I am of the prevalence of firearms. Is there no Neither Cocks Nor Glocks camp?!”

“Great dispatch! Guess it’s not some of these folks fault they didn’t grow up with a country experience. Rats and mice have been bad in Keller this year. I had 3 or 4 rats in my shed in August. They didn’t last long!”

“As always, you never cease to entertain!”

“Hilarious!!!”

“OH MY GOSH! You really can’t make this stuff up can you?”

“That’s what I’m talking about! Earth-friendly and it gets the “job” done. God Bless American ingenuity! It’s ideas like this that will preserve our quality of life when Texas runs out of water.”

“What you fail to mention is the only reason we have this crap is a because attorneys sue businesses for not adequately protecting the stupid. “

“Leigh, those are are hilarious! I’ve missed your papers.”

“That’s what you get for voting in the Repub primaries. How do I know you voted Repub (despite the fact that you’re funny and can write a graceful sentence)? That’s easy: you admit that you voted in Tarrant County.”



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