Free humour Kindle books for 12 Jul 18

INSULTS: (THE LITTLE BOOK OF HARDCORE INSULTS VOLUME 2) (HARDCORE INSULTS SERIES)

by Benjamin Smith

Insults: The Little Book of Hardcore Insults Volume 2
Get ready to laugh your ass off like a leper! In “Insults: The Little Book of Hardcore Insults Volume 2” You get over 50 new hilarious insults all intended to verbally slap the teeth out of the insultee. Read on and enjoy a good laughâ?¦

* YOU’RE SO POOR YOU STAND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH A SIGN THAT READS, “WILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR CHOCOLATE BARS.”
* YOU’RE SO UGLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND GO OUT ON A DATE HE PUTS A BUCKET ON YOUR HEAD.
* YOU’RE SO SHORT I FLICKED YOU OFF OF A GLOBE AND KNOCKED YOU INTO OUTER SPACE.
* YOUR TEETH HAVE SO MANY HOLES IN THEM THEY CALL YOU DICE MOUTH.
* YOU’RE SO OLD I SLAPPED YOUR BACK AND BROKE YOUR SPINE.



The Afterlife of Walter Augustus

by Hannah Lynn

“A cross between The Five People You Meet in Heaven and American Gods. A great read.”

Walter Augustus is dead. His current state of existence has become a monotony of sweet tea and lonely strolls and after decades stuck in the Interim â?? a posthumous waiting room for those still remembered on Earth â?? he is ready to move on. Only when he is forgotten by every living person will he be able to pass over and join his family in the next stage of the afterlife. At last the end is tantalizingly close, but bad luck and a few rash decisions may see him trapped in the Interim for all eternity. 

Letty Ferguson is not dead. Letty Ferguson is a middle-aged shoe saleswoman who leads a pleasant and wholly unextraordinary life, barring the secret fortune she seems unable to tell her husband about. However, when she takes possession of an unassuming poetry anthology, life takes on a rather more extraordinary dimension.

Praise for The Afterlife of Walter Augustus

“Heart-warming, clever, and populated with a host of well-drawn and engaging characters, The Afterlife of Walter Augustus will surely prove to be one of the stand-out releases of 2018.” – Joel Hames, Author of Dead North

“The Afterlife” has â??Richard and Judy Bookclub’ written all over it. Read it now before that famous TV couple tells you to.”

“Full of heart and humour; I defy you to read this book without shedding a tear. The world, or more aptly heaven building in this story is exquisite and took my breath away.”

“A fresh perspective on the classic existential question – what happens next?”

“Tears and laughter until the very last page.”



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Chunks: Part 2 of 4

by David Nesten

The adventures of Lee and Roy continue across the American Midwest as they make new friends, play hide and seek in traffic, and solve zebra puzzles. Meanwhile, Jane deals with life in a touring rock band, and Tiles gets a giant dog.



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by David Scott

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